I am Jude

{Jude}

Thankfully, I didn't have to have sex with anymore people and I wasn't about to either. I think I've hit my limit on that. If Ivy decides to try and get someone else in my bed, I seriously need to do something about that. Of course she did say she would stop if I had sex with Noah, which I did and if I had sex with her in public.

I'm so sure that I want to do that. It's bad enough that I don't want to see other people having sex because it's uncomfortable to watch. I don't want people to see me having sex because that also makes me uncomfortable.

But when Ivy wants something she'll find a way to get it. Although she has yet to have sex with Celestia. I don't know why Celestia doesn't want to but hey that's her business. Maybe because she's too busy having sex with Eli while she's transformed as Michael? But I don't think it counts has Eli actually having sex with Celestia because of that. When you think about it Eli is having sex with Michael and not Celestia. That's exactly what I told her when I found out that Celestia was actually Michael. Although if Eli found out about this I'm not sure how he would take it. So I think it's best for Celestia to go about her plan in not telling Eli about who Michael is.

Who'd thought that working as a Sex Therapist would be exhausting even though you're not having sex with your clients. But William and Jasmine are how do I put this in simple terms? They're a um, special case because the reason why they got together in the first place was because of their obsession with me. I don't know if I should be flattered or creeped out by this. Of course Rainbow Dash and Oliver seem to think this is funny. I have no idea what possessed Ivy to tell them about what I do for a job that goes along with my calling and the situation with William and Jasmine. I guess that's Ivy for you.

I was coming around the corner to my room ready to at least take a nap or rest because of a long day of work. I stopped short when I heard them and just about rolled my eyes when I did. Seriously Ivy? I think she has lost her damn mind this time! I know I'm a Sex Therapist but can't I catch a break for a change? I'm not in the mood for this today.

What I heard was William and Jasmine in my bed having sex and they decided refer themselves as Princess Ivy and Prince Jude when they made their noises.

I heard Ivy laughing as she came up behind me and hugged me from behind.

"Seriously Ivy? Have you lost your mind?" I asked.

"Now what makes you think I had something to do with this?" Ivy replied. "They could've come here of their free will. I do think it's adorable that they're referring to themselves as Princess Ivy and Prince Jude. Okay they came here of their free will but the Princess Ivy and Prince Jude thing, yes I did give them that idea."

"Would you knock it off already?" I said.

"Knock what off Jude?" Ivy said with an innocent tone in her voice.

"I know what you're trying to get and I'm not in the mood right now," I growled.

"Okay fine," said Ivy, "we don't have to today. I can tell you're tired but I will keep trying even if I have to catch you on your lunch break. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to join them in on the fun."

"Yeah you do that. I'll go sleep in the other room," I said.

"Fine then," said Ivy, "suit yourself."

I rolled my eyes as I walked away when Ivy went into the room. I heard the sounds of pleasure coming from the room after Ivy went in there. Nope, I'm not in the mood today.

* * *

As soon as my head hit the pillow, I was knocked out. I was dreaming about Ivy chasing after me asking me to have sex with her in public. It wasn't really a nightmare as it was annoying. Really? I can't even catch a break in my sleep?

Then I felt myself orgasm and that's when I woke up. When I woke up I looked over to see Ivy smiling at me. "What's that look for Ivy?"

"I just gave you a blow job to help you sleep and it looks like it worked. Considering you slept through the night after I did it," Ivy said. "I heard your thoughts while you were dreaming. Really now? It's annoying to dream about sex? You really need to loosen up Jude."

"It's annoying because I don't need to do it all the time or everyday for that matter!" I snapped. "What do you think I am? Some sort of sex crazed manic? Or is that what you want me to be?"

Ivy gave me a mischievous smile. "What do you think Jude?"

I paused. "Seriously? I don't think I need that. No, I'm not having sex with anymore people. I'm at my limit. I'm not thinking about sex 24/7 either."

"You know, you're just like how you were back at AI now," Ivy said.

"Huh?" I said.

"Yup, you took your responsibilities as being Lord Jude way too seriously. Why do you think I wanted to have sex with you as much as possible?" Ivy said, "It was not so much that you took being Lord Jude seriously. But you are very good in bed. Eli, Milo and Celestia and 'Michael' totally agree with me on that and so does William and Jasmine of course. Now that you're a Sex Therapist, you're taking that job way too seriously. I think the one that needs to chill out is the Sex Therapist himself."

"I am chilled out, Ivy," I said.

Ivy shook her head. "Nope. You're not."

"How so?" I asked.

"Well for one thing, you find having sex annoying. Another thing you're overthinking things," Ivy said.

"How am I overthinking things?" I asked.

"What do you think?" Ivy responded.

I was confused by what Ivy just said and I had no idea what she was talking about. Overthinking things? Yeah I doubt that's what's happening at the moment. Unless she means it's hard for me to be aroused when people want me in their bed all the time?

Ivy smiled. "Yup! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You know it's funny because when you started working as a Sex Therapist your dirty mind was turned back on and at full speed too. Now that you've been working as Sex Therapist for a while now, your dirty mind as been almost it's been switched off in a way. I mean, for crying out loud Jude! You find having sex annoying. Most people would kill to be in your position."

I opened my mouth to say something and then I shut it because I knew what Ivy was saying was absolutely correct. I have no idea how to even begin to fix this.

Ivy laughed, "Maybe if you stop being so uptight about things? I did learn how to give you a back massage from Celestia. I wonder… Come here Jude."

Without warning, Ivy pulled me into her arms and held me tightly. I thought about fighting her off but I knew she was trying to help me so I stayed put. I screamed in surprise when Ivy started to massage my chest. I had to admit that actually felt pretty good. I could tell by the way she was acting this was turning her on.

Ivy breathed in my ear, "So tell me Jude, do you like this?"

Ivy then moved her hand onto my right leg that was closest to her. She started to massage my thigh and I groaned in pleasure. "Do you like this?"

I felt myself starting to get aroused. Whatever Ivy was doing was working. I wasn't sure how much longer I could stop myself from pushing her onto her back and start fucking her. She breathed into my ear again, "What about this?"

I screamed again when Ivy started to massage my other thigh. That's it she's getting it!

I pushed Ivy onto her back and got out of her grasp. I straddled her and unzipped my pants and took off her clothes. She screamed when I thrust into her. I could tell she was enjoying herself by how much she kept screaming into my ear. That was fine by me. Ivy's screaming just kept me going and I still wanted her especially when she orgasmed. That made me want to give another one.

I don't know how she managed to even cast a spell or when she did exactly, but I accepted it because it was a spell that kept me wanting to keep going and fucking her as hard as I could. Then I decided to listen in on her thoughts, Man he's good, no wonder why me and the others want him so much. He better not get annoyed by this either.

Nope, this is fun. I thought. I'm not annoyed, not one little bit. Once again Ivy's right as always…

Ivy squealed when I thrusted as hard as I could into her. "Oh yes, yes, yes Jude! Just keep going!"

I smiled. "Oh don't worry, I will."

Ivy's screams got louder and louder. I bet people could probably hear her screaming on the other end of the castle but I didn't care who heard us at the moment. I just wanted to keep going and I didn't care if I passed out in the process. Unfortunately that's exactly what happened. I couldn't thrust into her anymore. I slowly started to feel the world slip away from me as I thought, Damn it, my body doesn't want to keep me awake anymore. I guess that's to be expected.

Ivy laughed, "Yeah I agree. Although I would love for you to keep going. I have no problem doing it to you in your sleep. If you don't mind?"

"I don't mind at all." I said. That was when the world left me and there was nothing but darkness.

* * *

{Ivy}

I smiled as I watched Jude after he passed out on me. That's to be expected, the spell he accepted from me was to keep him going for as long as possible. I decided to let Jude sleep and went to get changed. Before I did, I pulled the covers over Jude and took a picture of his dick like I always do after having sex with him. He's the only one I do that with. Mostly because he's my husband and I just love the way his dick looks.

After I changed my clothes, I came out of the bathroom to see Eli laughing as he was looking at my latest picture of Jude's dick.

"Wow Ivy," laughed Eli, "what did you do with him this time? He is knocked out. He's not even stirring at the sound of my voice."

"Nothing much," I said. "I just used Michael's massage techniques and cast a spell that kept Jude wanting to keep going until he passed out."

Eli whistled, "Wow." He gave me a look. "No, I'm not sleeping with a woman. That's not happening."

I smiled because I knew he was sleeping with Celestia. Although when you think about it, she's not a woman. She's a mare but it doesn't really count as sleeping with her when she's transformed as someone else aka Michael. I didn't realize I was giving him some sort of look until he said something about it. But the very fact that Eli was looking at my latest picture of Jude's dick kind of made me uncomfortable.

"Uh, Eli?" I said. "Could you please give me that picture back?"

Eli snorted. "Sure, here you go. I wonder if Milo goes that far with me when I'm sleeping. Actually I take that back. I don't want to know."

I chuckled, "Yeah I doubt Jude does that with me. It seems he's back to Lord Jude mode again."

"Yeah I know," said Eli, "what are we going to do about his annoyance with sex?"

I shook my head, "I don't know. I'm wondering if I somehow get him to have a dirty mind again, that would help him lighten up a bit. But I'm not sure how to do that again. Last time I did it was by wearing clothing that showed what he liked about my body as much as possible. Which he liked my boobs the most. But when Jude doesn't want to do something, he's very stubborn about it and now he can break out of people's magic if he doesn't want the spell cast on him."

"I know that too," said Eli, "he's broken out of my orgasm spell when he's not in the mood a couple of times. I wonder…"

"Wonder what?" I asked.

"I don't know if it will work but what if we get him to take pictures of our um, naughty parts that might activate his dirty mind again?" Eli suggested.

I looked up at the ceiling and thought about it. "You know something Eli? That's not a bad idea! Of course knowing Jude, he'll only want to do it with us. That just might work. Maybe we should get him to start with his first and then we should get him to do that with us next."

"Only problem is, since Jude can hear our thoughts and he figures out what we're up to, it might not work. He is Rainbow Dash's son alright. He's just as stubborn as she is!" Eli said.

I laughed and then smiled as I watched Jude sleeping. I could help but think about how sexy Jude is even when he's sleeping.

* * *

{Jude}

I woke up the next morning thinking about what Ivy said to me before we started having sex. I must admit that was probably the best sex I've ever had. True sleeping with Noah was great but I always feel that it's always better with Ivy.

I don't know how I'm going to stop being annoyed by sex and I'm the Sex Therapist. Of course if Ivy would stop nagging me about not being a sex crazed manic, I think that would help.

One night after I was done with work, I was sitting down on the bed when Ivy came in and sat down beside me. She had a small box that she handed to me.

I raised an eyebrow. "What's this for?"

Judging by the look on Ivy's face I could tell she was up to something and I am so glad I can control my magic now. I don't listen to Ivy's thought's when I see that look.

"So what if I'm up to something Jude?" Ivy asked. "You really should open the box. This will help you."

"With what?" I asked.

"Just open the box Jude," Ivy said.

I hesitated at first because I wasn't sure if I wanted to see what was inside. But curiosity got the better of me so I opened it. I gasped when I saw naked pictures of Ivy, Eli, Milo, Celestia transformed as Michael in it. Then I saw pictures of Milo and Eli's dicks along Ivy's boobs.

"I think you guys have lost your damn minds big time!" I said. Then as soon as I said that, I felt myself getting hard and I gulped because I wasn't sure about what I was feeling at the moment. "Why do I need help with this exactly? You know I can…"

Ivy raised an eyebrow. "Can do what? Take the lead on sex? Yeah I don't think you can because you always need an incentive to do it, or your partner has to clue you in on whether or not they want sex. Not to mention you're annoyed with sex at the moment. So we figured this might help assist you."

As Ivy was talking, I wasn't paying much attention to her. My mind was taking in the pictures of everyone and I wasn't sure about how to proceed next because I didn't know if Ivy was in the mood. I figured it wouldn't hurt to try. I looked at Ivy and for a moment we sat there staring at each other. After putting the pictures away, I didn't give Ivy any warning at all. I just got on top of her and started making out with her.

"Well now it looks like-" Ivy started to say when I kissed her to get her to shut up. I took her pants off and I got undressed. She moaned when I got inside of her. I could tell she wanted it.

Well that answers my question. I'm not sure about how to do this with everyone else though. I thought. Usually everyone else takes the lead unless I'm helping to calm someone down or Ivy pushes me into it.

Wow Jude you're stupid… Ivy managed to think. Just hop on them and start making out with them like you just did with me. I'm… Pretty sure… They'll be able to tell you if they're in the mood or not.

Oh. I thought. Ivy wasn't kidding about me being stupid about that. That's because I was being stupid. It's not that hard to ask. But being a sex crazed manic I'm not so sure I can accomplish that at the moment. Truth be told, I think that thinking about sex all the time, yeah that's going to be hard for me too. It's because my clients don't come to me for me to hit on them. They come to me for help in the bedroom with their partner. Although William and Jasmine are definitely a special case in that regard.

Wow Lord Jude, you're really overthinking this. Honestly, if you get turned on by helping your clients, just go to your office and masturbate. Ivy thought. She bit my bottom lip. That kept me going and I was surprised that she didn't cast that spell again like she did to me a couple of nights ago. This time, I didn't think I needed it.

The strangest thing happened was Ivy and I both orgasmed at the same time.

Okay, that's interesting. I thought. I heard of it happening before, but I didn't believe it could happen. I guess seeing is believing.

Ivy chuckled, "More like feeling is believing!"

"Very funny Ivy," I said.

Ivy smiled. "Well I guess those pictures helped. Yeah you needed something to help with you taking the lead on sex. Usually I either push you into it by driving you nuts like I did a couple of nights ago or your partner cues you in on if they want to sex or not. Not to mention you're annoyed with sex general and you're the Sex Therapist."

I didn't say anything because I knew she was right. But finally after a short silence I did say something. "Well I'm not sure about thinking about sex 24/7 you know. I don't think I can do that."

Ivy rolled her eyes. "Yeah I know Lord Jude. You have to stop taking things way too seriously. I think you're the one who needs to relax and not so much your clients. It's kind of funny because whatever magic we develop, we can't cast it on ourselves. That's too bad because you could use the calm down spell yourself. You're just as restless as you were after your Feeding Ritual back at AI. True, sex does help but it doesn't help much when it's only a once and a while type thing. But of course there's the back massage thing too."

"Oh I see," I said. "Yeah I guess you're right. It's just all I want to do is help others."

"You know you can't do that if you can't help yourself right?" Ivy asked.

"I know," I said. "Everyone keeps telling me that. Even Rainbow Dash tells me that and she's the ruler of Equestria! She even takes days off so she doesn't go batty from being overworked. You think maybe I should do that too?"

"What do you think?" Ivy responded.

"Okay I get it," I said, "but I'm not sure if that's possible either."

"Why not?" Ivy said. "You do realize everyone takes a day off every once and a while right? I mean seriously, even Rainbow Dash takes days off and she's the ruler of Equestria for crying out loud! I think you might want to look at rearranging your schedule. I take days off and so does everyone else. You're just stuck in Lord Jude mode again and you need to get out of it."

I looked away because Ivy hit the nail on the head. "Yeah you're right. I'll work on that."

"I can help you if you want?" Ivy suggested.

I thought about it, "You know what, I think it would be good if you could help me with that."

Ivy smiled. "It's about time you ask for help on things too."

"What?" I said, "I do ask for help."

"Uh-huh," said Ivy, "when was the last time you asked for help on something?"

"I-" I was going to insist that I did ask for help but honestly, I couldn't think of anything that I asked for help on.

"Once again, you know I'm right Mr. Prince of Love," Ivy said.

"Uh, Prince of Love? Is that what I'm being called now?" I asked.

Ivy nodded. "Yup, along with your pet name Sex God. It is your calling as a Prince of Equestria is it not?"

I nodded. "Yeah you're right. I wonder if that's why I'm overbooked on appointments? Mostly because of my pet name Sex God."

"You know Princess Cadence's pet name is Sex Goddess?" Ivy said.

"Seriously?" I said.

Ivy smiled and nodded. "Yup!"

"Interesting," I said. Seeing that I was still on top of Ivy, I felt like having sex with her again and she agreed to it. At least this time I was able to do it to her longer and not pass out on her.