
Butt Pirates
Celestia makes piracy illegal, and her marines are happy with this. Pirate rape ensues.
Celestia, being a troll, makes piracy illegal. Because of this, her marines are given free range, and begin persecuting anyone that may or may not be a pirate. But then humens from the humen show up and then everything's okay. They also turn Applejack into their sex slave.
A horrible fanfic by Keith. Yep. That's my story and I'm sticking with it.



2031 words: Estimated 10 minutes to read
2 Chapters:
- Explosition 2012-09-16 03:21:42 UTC1381
- Vietnamese Filler 2012-10-02 22:01:17 UTC650