Anon writes a shit fic.
Animals can do no wrong because reasons.....
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Sitting on the chair next to her small outside table, Fluttershy sighed,
"Ah, this is just a wonderful day, isn't it, Angel?"
The rabbit sitting on the ground turned his attention to her and put a paw to his chin. After contemplating for 3 seconds, the bunny merely shrugged and began to lay down for a quick nap. Before he could do so, the bunny spotted an incoming rainbow blur and ducked just in time. He avoided the newly arrived pegasus flying over him that was too close for comfort. The sudden air swoosh surprised Fluttershy as her longtime school friend landed just behind Angel.
"Hey, Fluttershy! What's-HEY! OW!"
A carrot was thrown at her from the bunny, who was now squeaking not-so-friendly animal noises.
"Angel! Language mister! I understand she flew too close, but we do not assault others! Do I make myself clear?"
Angel lowered his head in shame before turning to Rainbow Dash and blowing a raspberry at her. Before Rainbow Dash could react, he hopped off and retreated into the cottage house. Grunting in annoyance, Rainbow Dash gave an apologetic response,
"Hey, sorry about that. I'll be more careful next time."
Fluttershy beamed happily and took a quick sip of her chamomile tea.
"Oh, it's okay, but what brings you here? Would you care to join me for a cup of tea?"
Rainbow Dash looked at the small tea cup set and shook her head. The tea time wasn't her "thing."
"Sorry, I got things to do. I just came here to drop off a letter for you."
Rainbow Dash took out the same letter she had given her friends before Fluttershy. Taking it out of her saddlebag and setting it on the table, Fluttershy looked at it with curiosity. There was no indication as to who it was from, but Rainbow Dash answered,
"It's from Anon. He wrote one for all of our friends. Starlight Glimmer got one too!"
While Rainbow Dash was excited, Fluttershy was a bit curious. The letter was a bit larger than average. Fluttershy's interactions with Anon were positive, as he was a lovely gentlecolt around her and her animals. Though, she wasn't sure why he would send her a large letter, especially when they enjoy tea almost every weekend to talk and vent about life.
"Why send this to me? He knows he could tell me."
"Uh...umm...do you know why he wrote one? It seems kind of big for a letter."
Rainbow Dash closed up her saddlebag and replied,
"Nah, no clue. I got one too! It's probably something cool. Maybe he wrote a Daring Do fanfic for us!"
Fluttershy raised an eyebrow and asked,
"F-fanfic? What's that?"
A slight blush appeared on the face of rainbow maned pegasus replied,
"Uh...nothing! Anyway, I have got to go home; I want to read my letter too! *Squee* See you later, Fluttershy!"
In an instant, Rainbow Dash shot up into the sky and flew towards her cloud home in the sky. Fluttershy looked back at the letter and opened it.
"Perhaps it wouldn't hurt to see what it's about?"
Taking another sip of tea, Fluttershy opened the letter and began to read out loud what appeared to be a short story.
All was well in the cottage of Fluttershy; not a creature nor animal was stirring about. That is....until they were.
A large bear roared into the morning with a bloody scream. A large flock of birds flew into the morning sun with an immense hunger for mischief and destruction. Mice scurried out from the walls with bright red eyes full of shining evil. Even the squirrels that took refuge in the cottage cackled with bad intentions, almost as if they were rabid.
Fluttershy, the innocent but naive and enabling pegasus mare, woke up from her bed and yawned cutely. After stretching her wings, a loud crash could be heard downstairs. The mare got out of her bed and walked to the bathroom sink.
"Oh, the animals must already be awake. They're such wonderful creatures!"
Once the innocent mare began to brush her teeth and comb her mane, a screeching cat could be heard crying downstairs. The sounds of bloody murder went unheeded as the resident bear tore apart the feline in the living room. Fluttershy continued to clean up herself, humming a fantastic tune she had heard the other day. As she walked downstairs, she realized she was hungry.
Deciding to eat a bowl of cereal, Fluttershy walked past the bear sitting on the couch, which was broken in half due to his massive weight and the fact it wasn't meant for an animal his size. The bear heartily burped out cat hair, and the mare chided him on his lack of manners.
"Now, Harry, what do we say to ourselves after burping?"
The bear roared at her angrily before burping once more. Satisfied at the bear's non-apology, Fluttershy nodded,
"That's right! You're excused. Now you can go outside."
The bear ripped a massive fart in her direction before walking outside, intent on relieving himself in her small garden.
"Oh my, he must have had to go! And....he's using my small garden to poop. I could use the fertilizer...he's such a thoughtful bear!"
Despite the stench of the bear fart lingering around the living room, Fluttershy made herself a bowl of cereal from animal-friendly organic sources. Of course, it was more expensive and a waste of extra bits, but it put her mind at ease knowing the well-being of animals was taken into consideration by the producers. Animals always came first in her mind, as they were always innocent.
It was also a good thing there was some food left. Mice droppings littered the pantry, leaving only the box of cereal available. The mice did have a big appetite for food, so it was understandable they had to eat from the pantry. To the yellow pegasus, it was nothing more than a minor inconvenience that she would have to head to the market square in Ponyville. Once done, she put the bowl in the sink and noted the birds were eating a dead fox that had made its way into the chicken coop.
She wasn't sure how it died, but only that it was probably its time to go. The circle of life was indeed amazing.
"Aww, poor foxy. The birds are giving the fox a burial. Yes, that's what they're doing, alright."
Fluttershy happily trotted out of her cottage home and headed toward Ponyville. Screams could be heard from the town as smoke and fire could be seen coming from a few houses. To any average individual of any sapient species on Equus, this would cause alarm. But it was nothing more than a curiosity for the innocent and naive Fluttershy.
Ponies were running for their lives from violent animals of all types. Birds were chasing pegasi trying to flee into the air, while earth ponies were trying their best to run away, only to be chased by blood-thirsty dogs. Unicorns fared no better, being only able to teleport short distances or were too slow to react to a small swarm of angry raccoons and badgers.
Fluttershy dismissed this as animals were always innocent. Passing a stallion corpse on the ground that a badger was mutilating, Fluttershy mere stated,
"Well, you probably hurt the animals. I hope you're sorry."
His eyeball was plucked out and gobbled up like a boiled egg by the badger. Fluttershy continued to make her way to the center of the town and saw none other than Angel, her favorite bunny. He was wearing a small blood-stained cape, with the skull of a freshly killed mare resting on his head. Despite the mare's skull being more significant than him, he somehow had made it fit.
He was standing on a platform with what looked to be a sacrificial altar. His eyes glowed a bright, evil, menacing red as he pointed his right paw directly at Fluttershy, causing a swarm of animals to grab her. Before she could react, the animals tied her down to the altar, preventing her from escaping. All the animals began chanting a menacing tune, eager for the innocent and apparent virgin mare to be sacrificed.
This was not at all a concern for the pegasus as she thought,
"Awww, they want to play a game with me! How nice of them."
Angel produced a bloody dagger and held it over her exposed belly. The animals roared and screeched in blood-thirsty approval. One last thought appeared in Fluttershy's mind before the rabbit stabbed her,
"This is fine."
THE END
Fluttershy was horrified at first and could not believe what she had just read aloud. Anonymous wrote a horror short story about her animals and her attitude in general. While caring for all animals, Fluttershy NEVER would give such leeway nor tolerate evil behavior from animals. Even Angel, for all his faults, would never do such a thing. He absolutely would never hurt anypony like that nor carry out a ritual sacrifice.
She went through several emotions, catching the attention of all of her animal friends. Birds, small animals like mice, squirrels, foxes, and cats came up to her to see what was wrong. Even Harry the Bear came from behind the house, noticing his pony caretaker was upset. First, she was sad, then in denial at what she read, before turning to anger at Anonymous.
Before the story, he had been a very kind gentlecolt to her and her animals. She couldn't fathom why he would write such a thing, nor why he would think she would like it. That anger then turned into something else she hadn't felt since the Grand Galloping Gala.......
She was peeved.
"I got to find Twilight; she'll know how to handle this!
Shouting in the air and scaring her animals in the process, Fluttershy proclaimed,
"Anon! You're going to APOLOGIZE!!!!!!!!"
The animals were in fear and worry as their caretaker flew off towards the Crystal Castle with speed and determination they had never seen before. The animals hurried off to their hiding places, not wanting to be near the wrath of whoever was the target of Fluttershy's righteous and justified anger. The short story was left on the tea table, unfolded for anypony to read should they come upon it. A quick flash of light appeared next to the outside tea table, and a claw grabbed the parchment of paper.
"Oh my! Now, what do we have here?........."
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