If I learned anything from the Anime, Saga of Tanya the Evil, it's that God isn't always watching and some malicious asshat powerful entities can use his momentary absence to put you through some really fucked up shit.

I've learned this is now 100% is true as some fuckwit has transported me to Equestria as Ranma Saotome from Ranma 1/2. Why he chose me? I haven't the foggiest fucking idea.

And now, Princess Luna, for whatever reason, has done a Genma Saotome and engaged me to Twilight?

Why? You're asking me why?!

Sure doesn't help that everypony's a human and that's messing with my head even more.

What the fuck has my life become?

If you don't understand why the Sex tag's there, you clearly haven't watched a single episode of Ranma 1/2.

In the Featured Box 18/5/2022? Huh?!