Spike - The Kirin Goddess of Fertility

The low rumble of thunder spread across the grove as all Kirin, young and old, prepared themselves for war, after a disastrous diplomatic meeting ended with the Kirin Ambasidor's death the entirety of the Earth Pony United front's greatest warriors were setting up camp, with plans to slaughter the Kirin race and lay claim to the Grove in the name of all Earth Pony kind. Rainshine stood among her subjects in the distance she could see Earth Pony scouts trying to spy a weak spot in their formation.

Rainshine and her people ignored them, despite being dressed for war, the Kirins at large were most attempting to perform a proper funeral for their departed Ambassador, whose death Rainshine knew was the cause of the rain.

"Guardians, hold the front line, Commanders take charge, This storm could bring destruction to both sides should it be left to brew," Rainshine turned her tail to the Earthpony scouts she had spotted and made her way to her people's home, After a short journey she arrived at the fortified wall they had constructed for protection, Rainshine was let in and hit with a knee high wave of water, after fighting the current the gates where sealed shut again.

"She's taking this one poorly," Rainshine noted "Must have been one of her favorites," Rainshine wadded through the slowly rising water to the center of the town, where a steady rhythm of screaming, sobbing, and fists wailing against rock could be heard from a large wooden pillar.

Rainshine watched as the Pillar poured out water from the top most open area like multiple waterfalls, even with the water dozens of the Kirins who had been set to defend the back line knelt before the pillar, all were nearly neck deep and ignored Rainshine as they murmured prayers, most from what Rainshine could hear being directed towards helping their Goddess mend her broken heart.

Rainshine lit her horn and the path upward revealed itself to her, she made it up a few steps before the stairs two began part of the problem and allowed more water to travel to the town quicker. Rainshine ignored it and forced her way to the top.

Rainshine said nothing as she looked at what had days before been a room filled with year's worth of oddities collected from across the world, now the very roof of the structure had been ripped away and The Goddess of Fertility screamed at the sky, slamming her fists against the crumbling ruble that had once been a stone floor.

"She was gonna be a mother," The Goddess said, not bothering to turn to Rainshine as she spoke, "She was never destined to bear kin of her own and after twenty years she was finally going to have a child," Tears rolled down her face as she looked up, large blue flowers the size of small trees were above her.

"Why the Storm Belles?" Rainshine questioned, as she looked at the magical flowers that had been created by Unicorns decades prior to try and control the weather, only to instead create the massive storm that had led to the destruction of the continent Ponies had originated from.

"Her Husband was a botanist, he was always fond of them, talked my ear off for what feels like years while we waited to see if she could bear kin" The Goddes replied, as the Flowers bent down towards her, and she began stroking their petals as though they were dogs in need of attention. "He wanted to name their child after them," The Goddess stared blankly at the flowers before looking back to Rainshine with a pouty face, "I found him in his home this morning, I was going to see if there was anything I could do to help him," The Goddess turned away "I guess he decided to only thing to do was make sure she didn't have to wait for him in the great beyond,"

"A mother, a father, and a child who never got to be," Rainshine said with a sigh "And yet even after all they've done your only order was to defend our home,"

"The actions of one foolish creature should not be met with the death of their entire race," The Goddess said simply "Some Pony or another set up a basic fire bomb, she was blamed, and she was struck down out of fear before she could even defend herself, and now they seek to kill us for what they see as a failed assassination," The Goddes took a deep breath "This may be a war, this may be a battle, it all depends on how long it takes me to find out who lit the flames of death beneath her,"

The Goddes held up her hands and the Storm Belles ripped themselves from the stone ground and began skittering down the side of the tower, "The culprit may be able to hide from the judgment of their own people, but I am the goddess of fertility, and I still have the sample of magic that allowed her to bear kin, the mother and father may be gone, but the child will live," Rainshine simply turned away, and made her way back to the front lines, knowing full well what her Goddess wanted her to do.

Rainshine returned to her troops and issued them a single order.

"She is coming to deal with this herself," She declared "We are to all fallback, and pray the walls can shield us from her unyielding rage," Rainshine turned and her army immediately ran with all their might to the safety of their home.

"They retreat," The Earthpony commander laughed before turning to his second in command and his Daughter, both of whom stood as his highest-ranking soldiers "Before we even lay a blow, chase the cowards down, find their home, and surround it, we'll call in all the regiments and tear them to the ground by the rise of the morning sun," His Daughter smiled at the news.

"They shall pay for their cowardly tactics of sending a suicide bomber to try and kill our great leader " His second in command agreed "I shall rally the troops to begin the march and..." The Second was cut off when a howl echoed through the trees, quickly followed by dozens of other creatures howling with the first.

"Wolves?" The Second in command chuckled "They ran with their tails tucked from wolves, pathetic," The trio turned away as dozens of eyes all showed in the trees, staring at the trio, but not chasing after them. the eyes all watched patiently as the one leading the charge stayed behind with a hand full of warriors to protect their leader, with the second in command and the Daughter leading the charge to attack the Kirins.

"This is working out wonderfully my love," The Second in command said to the Earth pony commander's Daughter, who was to be his betrothed, the two had taken up point and were traveling far ahead of their troops to scoot out the path for traps and enemies laying in wait.

"Indeed," she agreed with a wicked smile "When those pitiful Kirins are exterminated this land will serve us well, and once my father and the 'great one' met their untimely ends there will be no one who can stand up to us," The Two smiled before stopping in their tracks as they heard their troops screaming. The Daughter drew her sword and turned when she saw eyes glaring at her from the lush grass surrounding them, she swung, and for a moment thought she had somehow missed and hit a small tree, only for the creature to advance.

"Timberwolves," She realized as the wooden wolf easily shook off her attack.

"I thought these dam things were extinct," The Second in command said as more began slowly surrounding them, the sounds of death telling them that their army was being ripped apart behind them.

"Oh, I don't really do extinction," A new voice informed them, the two looked up and the Second in command fell to his knees as the Goddess of Fertility looked down at them, standing on the head of a massive Timber wolf that looked to be of a different breed than the ones surrounding them.

"Do you like him?" She asked sweetly as she patted her mount, unlike the other Timberwolves, who lived up to their names and looked to be made of timber, the one before them looked to be made of thousands of separate plants all interlocked together with thousands of vines, it's most prominent feather was the massive Bonsai Tree resting on the small of it's back. "His name is Chauncy,"

The Daughter attempted to hold up her sword in a defensive position but a vine shot from the forest floor and forced her to kneel with her lover.

"So, you two are the ones who killed her?" The Goddess asked before waving away her own question "Don't bother answering that, my Timberwolves were spying on you, that's why they didn't jump you like the rest of your forces,"

"You....you can't kill me," The Second in command declared, shaking as he spoke, "My father is the great leader's advisor, if you kill me they..."

"What, they'll send a slightly bigger army?" The Goddes questioned "Correct me if I'm wrong but your the best of the best right? who comes after you, the gods of the Earth maybe?"

"There are no such things as Gods," The Daughter spat back "Fary tails and rumors to keep the simple-minded in check,"

"Oh really?" The Goddes asked, bored of the duo already "Well listen, I don't frankly care if you believe in me, I'm sure your great leader will stand down, seeing how he's currently surrounded by the rest of my Timberwolves," The Goddes jumped down and patted herself down, before making a little square with her fingers and looking at the duo. "Let's see, it was the males' idea, but the female did it, oh hard decisions are hard," The Goddes put her hands down and walked up to the male with a smile.

"I will make you a woman," She decided, "And you shall be used to give life to the child of my dear friend you killed, after the child is born I'll give you to the husband's currently depressed brother and set you up with him as a none reproductive play toy for him to take his rage out of, I'm sure he won't break you... too fast," The Goddes hoped over to the Daughter and tapped her nose "And since you're the one who killed her you can be my play toy, don't worry about trying to be passionate thought, I assure you that every sexual moment with me will be one born of hate and rage, then once I'm good and bored of you I'll set you up at the brothel, they always are in need of a good orgy girl, and you'll make a great centerpiece,"

The Goddess hummed a happy tune as the two earth ponies attempted to cry out, but had already been wrapped head to toe in vines. "Come now, my loving people always love to watch me punish those who have brought about my unyielding wrath upon themselves,"

The Table was Silent as Cadance slowly nodded her head, Shining stood in the back, clearly trying not to bring Spike's wrath anywhere near him.

"Oh," Spike slowly nodded her head "You know, when I named that Bonsai tree Chauncy It felt like such a random name but...I guess I was just waking up an old pet, weird, I wonder if he's gonna try to follow us?"

"Your Tree Guardian...your Chauncy rather, was well known for standing guard over the grove while you were away, but it was rumored to have ceased to be when you did so as well.

"So," Cadance cut in "We're just not gonna talk about how you liked to turn criminals into girls and fuck 'em?" She looked around "Are we just gonna ignore that bit of the story?"

"What did you think I was gonna do after turning a guard into a girl?" Spike asked in confusion "Let 'em off with a strongly worded warning or something?"

"I dunno," Cadance shrugged back "I hadn't really considered it but If I had, using them as a Hate fuck toy would never have been on the list,"

"Hey, some creatures are way into that revenge shit, just so happens I am one of those creatures," Spike thought for a moment before adding "I could have sworn I told you about this already"

"I thought you were trying to get me to scare Shining," Candace shot back before groaning.

"Are we enemies now?" Spike asked with concern.

"No," Cadance said immediately "Honestly you've opened me up to a new kind of porn and now I have some weird requests to make of the mare that draws erotic comics for me,"

"If it's Futa on Female or lesbian I want a copy, if there's a naked guy in it for any amount of time I will pass," Spike said immediately, "Multiple if any of my girls want a copy,"

"You can just read it to me," Autumn offered, "Maybe Summer and I could help you act it out when we have some time,"

"I kind wanna watch but not be a part of that," Solar noted "I'm a little too new to this sex thing to jump head first into what's starting to sound like something involving whips,"

"You could whip me anytime ma'am," Blue offered to Spike "If you want I can even use the cliche, I've been bad and need to be punished,"

"Great," Spike groaned "I've made you all horny, and now I'm horny," Spike turned away from Cadance and got up, doing her best to keep her stiffening rod from breaking free of her Golden Boxers. "I am returning to our train car, and I highly recommend you inform your guards if any of them try anything I'll be using them as a testing dummy to see what kind of things my girls might want to be done to them and how far they'd want me to go in on it," Spike brushed her self off, and hurriedly made her way out of the room, fearful of accidentally flashing Cadance if she moved slightly wrong. After a moment Spike's voice called back to her girls.

"I'm horny and I can no longer masturbate due to my stupid Goddess powers, One or all of you come in here so I get you off to get myself off," Cadnce and Shining were quickly left alone in the room as all of the girls rushed to the door save for Solar, who bowed to Cadance and wished her a good evening before following after and making sure the door was locked before hurridly going to join the party.

Cadance got up and sighed as she got to her hooves "Inform the guards they may now come in and clean up and are permitted to return to any but the last two train cars, also inform them that if Spike catches them I will not be risking my own safety to try and save them, and I doubt any pony else will once they realize just what being caught by a mad Spike entails,"

"I...I don't think they'll all believe her," Shining said in a worried tone "I heard some of them whispering and I'm concerned we're not gonna make it to the empire with all of the guards...in their original forms,"

"Oh, what's a good cliche way to reply to that?" Cadance asked sarcastically "I'm gonna go with, not my problem, with a little, should have headed my warning now you must pay the price, on the side," Cadance opened the door and waved Shining off "I'm gonna go make sure Twilight stays asleep as long as possible, at current I'm hoping she won't wake up until all of this is over and I return Spike to Rainshine,"