Sitting silently in the third cart from the end of the train were a group of three Guards, in the midst of an argument that many guards were having all across the train.

"Hundred percent," A Brown Unicorn Said nodding his head "Taking her from behind or the mouth I could definitely get a good few loads into her, so long as I can't see the dick I can focus on other features,"

"Eh, I'd roll with it," A Blue Earth Pony decided "It's a little weird, but I bet she and I could get really have some fun with each other,"

"I could probably do her from the other side of a glory hole," A Pink Unicorn decided with a simple nod, "I mean, just knowing she's the dragon all the Crystal Ponies love makes it super weird, but given time, and maybe some corrective surgery, I would tap her, not to mention she comes with a free harem of girls, first one to tame the beast gets the ultimate prize," The Pink Unicorn laughed at the thought "Wouldn't ever have to work another day in my life either, being the husband of a Goddess and what not,"

"Sweet Fucking Celestia," One of the Guards passing by in the Isle said with a disgusted look before turning to one of his friends "We need to get reassigned or something Like half these douchebags are talking about 'taming the beast," The Guy rolled his eyes and his friends just tried to move faster.

"Ah See, that's the problem with these here Beta cucks, too scared to chase a challenge,"

"Oh Dear Luna, kill me please," One of the Isle Guards groaned "I know we were desperate for guards during the fake Grogar crises but why did so many of these fuckers have to hang around afterward," The Guard moved his hands around and spoke in an overdramatized deep voice "Me Alpha, All woman love me, especially ones who say they hate me, they want me most," The Guard rolled his eye and made his way to a booth with his friends, he had gotten up to get drinks for himself and his friends, only to have them swiped by another group of guards, "Just a few more hours and these mooks can be shipped back to Canterlot," The Guard joined his table and told his friends of their misfortune while the trio at the table simple laughed at him.

"That guy's missing the bigger picture," The Pink one said shaking his head as he used his magic to yank a cup away from a Guards mare on her way to her table "Thanks Sweet Cheeks, how about you go grab the boys and me another round," The Mare didn't bother to say anything and just walked back to her table.

"Hey dick head," Another guard called out "How about you go join the rest of your 'Alpha' boys up front and leave all us poor Beta's the fuck alone,"

"Make us bitch," The Brown Unicorn called back as the Blue Earth Pony got to his hooves and cracked his knuckles.

"Come along then mister big shot," The Earth pony challenged, "One on One, just fists,"

"Douche," Another guard called out before the rest of the compartment went back to talking amongst their individual groups.

"Yeah, that's what I thought you Beta Cuck Bitch," The Earth Pony laughed to the room that had unanimously voted to ignore him and his two companions in the hopes that they might leave if they didn't get attention.

"So," The Pink one said as he downed his cup "I guess the real question is, who's gonna have the balls to march in there and make that bitch cry out their name?"

"Eh, too much work," The Brown one said with a shrug

"The Fire thing kills the mood quite frankly," The Blue Earth Pony agreed "I doubt anyone is actually gonna make a go for it,"

"And do you know what?" Pink asked with a chuckle, his friends shook their heads "It's because they lack the power and will to fight back and show 'em who's boss, not me, I've already proven I can fight back, stopped all them bitches with one swipe of the spear if you know what I mean,"

"That was you?" The Blue one asked in awe "Dude she'll roast you alive,"

"Wrong," Pink corrected "She'll respect me, I took down one of her girls, and I've conquered her so by Kirin right I get to take a swing at her,"

"Not to rain on your parade," Brown cut in "But I know that line, and it was from a hentai comic, I don't think it's an actual Kirin thing, more of a no one knows too much about Kirins and there Exotic to look at so a few ponies made some shit up to make a good read,"

"Well give me five minutes and it will be Kirin Law," Pink shot back as he threw his Mug behind him before seeing a Pegasus guards mare walking down the Isle with several trays worth of food.

"Hey Baby girl," Pink called out "We'll take the food right here," The Mare looked at him and he laughed as he recognized her.

"Well look who's back from paradise, little miss Solar Moon," Upon saying her name aloud the entire compartment went silent all at once.

"Welp, he's dead" One of the guards noted blankly before turning back to his card game with his friends.

"What's the matter, you get replaced by a newer model already?" Pink laughed as he gave Solar a once over "How about you come sit with me and the boys, we can have some fun of our own,"

Solar chose the simplest option and proceeded to turn her focus on balancing the two large trays, The Pink one attempted to grab at the tray in her right hand. Said tray had multiple plates of chips, cheese, black olives, and sour cream. As soon as his hands got near it Solar swung her leg back and kicked his hands down.

"Piss off," She recommended to him, "Fuck with me and you will regret it I assure you, Mistress Spike has a history of dealing with people who harass her girls with...a fair amount of torcher," Solar turned away and once again felt the Pink one make a grab at the tray, she made to kick him down again only to realize too soon he was planning on it as he grabbed her by the leg and pulled her to the floor, Solar hit the ground and found herself with her back to the floor in a less than savor position as her legs were forcefully pulled apart, nothing was revealed thanks to her armor, but the position alone was enough to make every guard turn on Pink, even his two friends tried to distance themselves.

"I am not with this man," Brown and Blue said instantly as they turned away, Solar immediately flapped her wings to try and break away as Pink put up a Barrier and Began Pulling on her Armor as the other guards all pulled their spears on him

"I read you loud and clear bitch, you want an audience," The Pink one said in a flimsy attempt to make his attack seem like it was requested of him "Let's put on a good show for the boys then hu?" Solar had half a moment of panic, before coming to the realization that after falling to the floor, her trays of food had seemingly vanished.

"I warned you you'd regret it," Solar said simply, Pink was confused for a moment before the door to the compartment slammed open and Spike ran out, her mane a crazy mess and her robe and bikini top slowly falling off her shoulders, having quickly made herself decent before running to see who or what had tripped up Solar. Spike showed no hesitation as her entire fist turned into flames and she punched through the barrier, the shock of having his Barrier Broken caused the Pink Unicorn to fall onto the ground.

Solar was dragged across the ground for half a second before being easily swooped up by Spike.

"Who the fuck?" Spike demanded as she looked at Pink Colt in a fuzzy rage. Spike looked around as the guards all quickly put their spears away, Spike looked around, and her pissed face somehow managed to grow in hate and power.

"Where was this guy sitting?" Spike said in a calm voice that managed to send a chill down even Solar's Spine.

"Right here Ma'am," Both Brown and Blue said at once "We are not with him just sitting across from him," Spike looked at the two, then slowly at everyone else before turning to Pink, who was pulling himself to his feet.

"You Bitch," He managed to say before spewing onto the floor.

"Stand up," Spike demanded of him as she gently set Solar on her Hooves, "Are you ok love? he didn't twist your ankle did he?"

"No ma'am," Solar said, glowing flush as Spike cooed at her, Spike smiled sweetly, and then quick as a flash turned to the Pink Colt with a snarl, "Turn around," she demanded.

"Why," He demanded as he tried to grasp at a way to turn the situation to his side "Wanna look at my ass that badly, all you have to do is say please, and I'll give you a great view in your private quarters,"

"Holly shit he's stupid," One of the guards' mares noted, almost making Spike chuckle.

"Turn. Around," Spike repeated "Or I will make your already horrible punishment so much worse," Pink turned around, still dazed from Spike's Nirik Punch, Spike stared at his back for a long moment before turning to Solar.

"That thing on his back," Spike said, pointing to a slim Black case with several straps and a half spear head end "That's where guards should have spears right,"

"Yes ma'am," Solar replied, visibly confused as to why that was what Spike was focusing on, the confusion was quickly cleared up when Spike continued talking.

"And yet, he has no spear?" Spike noted "Even though every other guard seems to have a spear? I wonder why his is missing? maybe he thought I might get mad when I saw Ash's Blood on the end, you think that might be why he's the only guard here with no spear maybe?"

"Oh wow," Solar realized as she looked around and saw every other guard of every size with a spear on their back "They were issued to us all during the ride here," Solar said as she did her best to be professional "If he doesn't have one, he would have lost it during the train ride or be one of the guards who ditched theirs at the Kirin Train station Ma'am," Spike was about to try to pull a plan to get the Colt to admit to it in some way when he trips slightly and got her attention as he steadied himself and laughed with a hiccup.

"Seems losing your magic has caused all this booze to hit you like a truck," Spike realized as she picked up his empty mug "Did you stab my Ash you Drunkin Twat?"

"Impressive right, I took down one of your bitches, which means I get to take a go at the bitch, how about you bring her out, I'll even let you join us," Spike stared Blankly at him before motioning for him to come closer.

"Wanna hear a secret?" Spike whispered the Drunken fool leaned in, and without hesitation, Spike grabbed his muzzle to keep him from running and bit into his neck. The Guard began convulsing in her teeth as his body was forcefully chained to Spike's will. After a Moment The Fool stopped and Spike pulled back and let the fool drop to the floor in a sitting position before the room was a Black and White Mare with lose fitting Guard armor squeezing against her large breasts.

"Oh look now she's an earth Pony," Spike chuckled as the Guards all stood in silence "What's the matter?" Spike asked as the Mare stared at her, her eyes alone showing Spike her fear. "Lose your voice?" The Mare said nothing and Spike smiled before declaring for all to hear "Of course you have, you no longer have free will, your body is mine to use as I see fit, Now stand up, walk to the back of the train, and sit in wait for me while my girls and I eat our snack, and while you wait I want you to know, with what little time you have left as a sentient being, that in a few hours, you will be nothing but an empty shell that lives only to follow my voice," The Mare got to her hooves and marched to the back Compartments.

"Let this be a warning," Spike cheered to the guards as she picked up Solar "To every creature of every gender, Fuck with that which I hold most dear, and I will literally fuck you senseless," Spike merrily made her way back to her girls and stopped just outside their room. "Solar dear please tell everyone to start without me, I have one thing to do," Solar bowed and entered the room while Spike walked to the end of the compartment and found her new toy staring at the wall, Spike easily tore open her top and let the mare's breasts breath freely, Spike dropped her robe and removed her Boxers.

"This is what you wanted right?" Spike whispered as she pressed her twitching rob into the Mares Oversize breasts and mentally made the mare rub them together for Spike's pleasure, "To have some fun with me right?" the mare's mouth dropped open and Spike took one last note of the horror in her eyes before shoving the tip into her mouth and going to town with her new toy. "Well, now you get to be my personal self-relief toy until I get bored and give you to the first lonely creature that will take your used ass,"

Author's Note

People like this actually exist, I know this because I have had the misfortune of having to meet many of them in my life.

Some creatures on this planet are pure garbage.