When Coco Pommel hears gray aliens are probing Ponyvillians' posteriors, she catches the next train from Manehattan. When Coco is unwilling to accept the reports are false, however, Rarity asks Sunburst and Thunderlane to wear costumes and arrange an "abduction." But are things ever as simple as they seem?

With thanks to my brainstorming partners, whom I won't implicate by naming.

Contains: butt probing. Lots of butt probing.