Billy Wire Does Equestria

Hours have passed since Billy had been sent flying into the wormhole, He sees a bright light quickly approaching him not knowing what it is Mr. Wire begins to panic and squirm away in fear but, the beam of light is faster and consumes him as Billy begins to pass out as he can feel the air around him being sucked away by the mysterious light.

Billy finally wakes back up, rapidly descending from space quickly combusting into flames as he enters the atmosphere of a foreign land. Billy hits the ground with the force of an Ford F150 going 120 MPH, Billy in extreme pain manages to get up from the large crater he has made, He looks around at the unfamiliar woodland area when suddenly a Goofy ass pony wearing a magician hat approaches him in his crater and shouts-

"HEY WATCH WEAR YOUR LANDING YOU DODO BRAIN!", the Blue pony magician thing spoke

Billy looked on at the pony in pure and utter confusion. In Billy's travels through the universe he had never been to a world where pony's can talk and do magic or anything close to it, Mr. Wire looks down at his body and see's he has turned into a Stallion and not wanting to blow his cover decides to just go with it for the moment.

"HEY ARE YOU JUST GONNA STAND THERE? YOU SMASHED MY WAGON, JERK!!!"

"oh uh I'm sorry, I'll pay for any damages", Billy responds, proceeding to climb out the crater and hands the pony four
100 hundred dollar bills
She stares at the foreign items in her hand giving you a disgust look

"Um..........What is this?", The pony mouths
"Oh, uh its money.............", Billy replies
"Yeah, I don't know where YOUR from but we only take bits around here", She replies in a snooty uptight manner
by this point Mr. Wire is becoming annoyed by the pony's uptight attitude. He attempts to find the quickest way out of this before he snaps and makes an irreversible decision.

"I'm terribly sorry Ms. uh......."
"My name is THE GREAT! THE POWERFUL! TRIIIIIIIIIIIIXIE!!!!!!!, Don't wear it out"
"well Ms. "Trixie" I must be going , I'll be late for my uh..... Business meeting`.

Mr. Wire runs off into the Everfree Forest as Trixie screams from the distance

"HEY I STILL NEED BITS FOR MY WAGOOOOOOOOOON!"

her voice becomes more distant as Billy runs deeper into the forest, He finds a resting point and takes a minute to take a rest.
*Huff* *Huff* *Huff* Keep your cool Billy no need to go out and kill....y e t
Billy continues to stare at his new body formation taking note of the strangely shaped wings, his gaze shifts to his hooves as he stares in terror asking himself
"What is happening here?"
The madman begins trying to fix his messy hair when he suddenly feels, A massive lump residing within his fluff of hair he drags his hoof along the edge of the bump straight to the end where he feels a pointy end. Billy sits there in a moment of confusion trying to think what in the hell it could be but it finally hits him.
" A hoooooorn~", he mutters
"well the hours getting late I should probably find shelter ", Billy mutters to himself
He walks off into what seems like an infinite forest when he comes across a sign that reads " Ponyville This Way--->"
"HuH i WoNdEr WhAt'S ThEre", Billy says with sarcasm

Billy enters Ponyville and immediately is hit with an overbearing feeling of nearby power
"This feeling..........This world's magic may be stronger than I think", he says to himself
The expression on Billy's face goes from a face of modesty to an evil grin.

"OMG!!!!! A NEW STALLION IN TOWN!!!!"
"Huh?", you say in confusion
Billy looks at the pony who just announced his presence , It's a bright pink pony who's bouncing around in circles without a care in the world
"OH MY GOOOOOOOD I LOOOOOOOVE YOUR SHIRT IT'S SO BLUE!!!!,MY NAME IS PINKY PIE WHAT'S YOURS????", she says ecstatically
She grabs your hoof and begins rapidly shaking it in a formal manner
"Oh uh, Hi I'm new here My names Billy Wire", he says
"OMG OMG OMG!!! I HAVE TO SHOW YOU AROUND TOWN!!!!", Pinky Pie says with the utmost excitement
Billy cuts Pinky Pie before she can say anything else.
"Erm that's nice and dandy and all but I really have to get going, The hours are getting late and I think the inns are clos-"
"Awwwwwwwww.....", Pinky Pie whines as she gives you puppy eyes with tears bordering her eyelids.
"I was really looking forward to introducing you to the princess.....", Pinky says
"The "Princess" ?", Billy responds
"Yeah!!, She loves greeting new pony's to our town!", Pinky responds
"why didn't you say so! let's go!", Billy says as a nasty smile begins to form on his face.