Billy Wire Does Equestria

Pinky begins leading Mr. Wire through Ponyville To Meet Twilight, Pointing out every home and shop as they stroll to Twilight's Castle, Soon they arrive and Pinky opens the doors to the castle

"Oh ! hey Pinky, I didn't expect you to show up here at an hour like this oh? And with a new friend I see", Twilight says with glee

"Yeah I met him on my way into the forest and thought you may want to meet him."

"So what's your name new guy?", Twilight asks

"My name is Billy Wire, I'm new here so please give me a rundown of life in "Ponyville" "

"Oh ok! So tell me about yourself. I'm always excited to hear new pony's stories!"

Billy can read the Princess like a book, seeing her so eager to learn about just one man was quite fascinating and adorable almost but to bad Mr. Wire wasn't here to sweet talk his way into some pony's heart.

"Oh Uh........", Billy responds with Significant delay

Billy panicked, He knew nothing of this world and didn't know what to say and in a panic blurted pure bullshit to the princess to slip his way out of this.

"Sorry about that , Anyway I'm a top class business man who works with bit exchange and loans bits to small businesses in return for a sum of their profits", Billy begins visibly sweating.

"Wow A successful Business pony! we don't get many of those here especially the kind who work so heavily with bits and trading"

"Hehe yeah not to many are skilled in the art", Billy jokes with a nervous laugh

"So what about you princess tell me about yourself"

"Eeeep! I never thought you would ask!", Twilight exclaims with glee

Twilight begins explaining the elements of harmony and her and her friends many victories against various villains, Billy interrupts Twilight mid sentence

"So what are these "elements of harmony"? How exactly do they work?"

"Oh! So usually when there's some kind of villain or overbearing presence of evil, I gather my friends and together we use the 6 elements of harmony to stop them and give said evil force or villain a second shot at life"

"Ah ok I understand, So what ARE the 6 elements? Like are they wind,fire, earth?", Billy asks Inquisitively.

"Oh no no nothing like that at all, the 6 elements are the core foundations of true and honest friends, Generosity,Loyalty,Laughter,Honesty,Kindness and of course the most important Magic!", Twilight replies

"Ah ok.....", Billy responds with a lack of enthusiasm

"Man, I really thought this place had some kind of power other than friendship", Billy thinks to himself.

"What kind of fairytale bullshit is that? But then again I am in a world where pony's walk, talk and clothe themselves. No, there has to be some kind of other power here. I haven't felt the presence of that much power in the world Since I was born, Hm", Billy thinks to himself.

Billy ponders for a few more seconds before Pinky Pie pokes him, snapping him back into reality.

"Uh, Billy? Are you ok?", Pinky asks with great concern

"Oh uh, yes sorry I just spaced out for a moment",

"Oh, it's ok! Well I'm going to be on my way now bye Billy!", Pinky shouts, as she bounces her way out of Twilight's Castle

"So Billy, where are you from?", Twilight asks, as she moves over to the cutie map.

Billy's eyes begin to widen as he realizes he has no idea what to say and that as soon as his quest starts it may also end right then and there.

"Erm I'm uh I-I I I I....I'M FROM RIGHT HERE!" Billy shouts with glee, as he points to a random spot on the map his heart starts pounding at an unworldly like rate.

"Oh wow! You've traveled such a far distance! I've never actually been over to that part Of Equestria. I always wanted to go to Hoofululu but never got the chance!", Twilight responds

"Yes! It's a Very far place, it's also a very nice island", Billy chuckled nervously

"Oh wow, Well I'm so glad to meet you Mr. Wire your welcome to stay at the castle for your time here if you'd like", Twilight says with a big blushing smile

Billy thinks to himself for a moment, beginning to weigh his options

"Hm...what to do what to do?, Either I camp out in the wilderness and get attacked by who knows what or stat at a nice looking castle and learn more about the power this world harnesse's",Billy thought to himself

"Yeah sure, I'll spend the night here",

"Oh fantastic!, You'll love your night here!", Twilight shouts with glee as her face gets redder and redder at the thought, that what she deemed a "beautiful stallion" would be staying at HER castle

Billy noticed Twilight's massive blush knowing the answer, but wanted to hear Twilight say it herself just to embarrass her.

"Erm...princess? Why is your face so red? "Billy asked with a pesky smile

"Oh, Hahaha no reason just uh.....", Twilight froze not wanting to admit she was getting rather hot for the beautiful looking stallion, so just like Billy she had to bullshit her way out the conversation

"I Erm I ate really spicy food before this! Yeah spicy food! Anyways I'm gonna go get something to cool off!", Twilight says with an embarrassed tone

"Ok whatever you say princess", Billy snickered Knowing full well what was going on in Twilight's head,

Billy Wire begins softly cackling as Twilight runs into the kitchen to "cool off"

About 3 minutes pass and Twilight comes back holding a towel wiping sweat from her face

"Oh hehehe, Sorry about that Billy um I'll show you where you can stay for the night", Twilight says still blushing

Twilight begins walking down one of the long hallways in the castle, Billy following behind

"So this is your castle huh? So what's your role as princess, like what do you do all day?", Billy asks

"So I'm the princess of friendship, and as for what I do all day I do what anypony does just take strolls through town with my friends and enjoy my time",

"Ah,ok so are there any other princesses' or princes,?"

"Well lets see, Princess Celestia and Luna who control Day and Night, and then there's my Brother Shining armor who is the Prince of family and my step sister cadence who is the Princess of friendship, Oh! And there child Princess flurry heart", Twilight responds

Billy and Twilight reach a set of stairs at the end of the hall that leads to the guest room area in the castle

"We'll be at the room shortly its right up here"

"Ok", Billy says

"So Princess-", Twilight cuts Billy off Before he can say anything else

"No need to call me princess silly, just call me Twilight", She says

"Well, as you wish Twilight"

Twilight cant help but blush at the fact such a beautiful and mysterious stallion had uttered her name in such a modest and humble tone.

"Um I have a question to ask you if you don't mind", Twilight spoke

Billy Wire freezes and his eyes begin to widen

"Um...gggg-go ahead" , he says sheepishly. Billy began Shaking at the thought Twilight might ask him something he couldn't answer

"So is Billy your real name or some sort of nickname?" ,she asks

Billy sighs in relief since he knew this was a question he could bullshit his way out of yet again

"Yes Billy's my real name. Why do you ask Twilight?"

"Oh I was just curious I've never heard a name like it before, usually pony's around these parts have a name that correlates to their cutie mark or represents what there all about"

"Is that so? Well in Hoofululu its a more uh...common practice to give your child a name like this, my parents decided Billy was a fitting name for me and it stuck like glue"

"Wow! I'm already learning more and more about Hoofululu", She exclaims

Twilight stops at a door and proceeds to open it

"This is one of the best guest rooms in the castle, I hope you enjoy your stay, call me if you need anything I'll be on the top floor of the castle", Twilight winked as she walked down the hall and continued to climb the staircase to her room.

Billy enters his room for the night and heads straight to the bathroom

"Finally I can be alone and figure out what I look like in this world, I must be good looking If that Twilight girl was getting all hot and bothered by my mere presence", Billy says to himself

Billy walks over to the mirror and begins to inspect himself

"Hm, Not bad Billy noooot bad at all"

Billy begins to remove his clothes taking off His blue and purple striped sweater first

And then his brown pants

"What the fuck is this?", Billy looks at his flank in confusion, There seems to be a black and white skull on his flank

"I'm guessing this is what Twilight meant by a cutie mark huh?, Well since it correlates to me I wonder what it says about me in this world, I should probably get some rest if I want to take over this land"

Billy wire climbs into the bed in the guest room and hits the lights for the night as an evil grin slowly forms on his face as he enters slumber.