Billy Wire Does Equestria

The Sun rises over Equestria as the Roosters begin Crowing to wake the Civilians of Ponyville up
Billy wakes his eyes slowly open to the point where a creaking noise is audible
When a sudden knock is heard

*knock* *knock* *knock*
Twilights voice is heard through the door
"Rise and shine! Can I come in?", Twilight spoke
"Sure let me just get-", Before Billy could finish his sentence Twilight bursts through the door
"some Clothes............", Billy says in a slow tone
Twilight stands in the doorway, Her eyes get bigger and bigger and her face redder than a finely aged bottle of red wine,
A moment of silence fills the air
"I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING" Twilight shouts, as she runs out of the door way
"well that was certainly something , what a way to start off a morning here", Billy remarks sarcastically

Billy wire puts his clothes on and chases after Twilight
"Hey Twilight!, comeback" Billy shouts
Twilight stops in her tracks and slowly turns around to face Billy
"I'm so sorry please don't be mad", Twilight say while hyperventilating
"Twilight it's ok-", Billy gets cut off mid sentence
"Please don't think I'm some kind of pervert I really didn't mean to"
"Twilight-"
"I didn't know you were naked it was an honest mistake I promise i'll knock ne-", Before Twilight could go on her cute little spiel any longer Billy gave her a long and deep kiss
Silence fills the air as There mouths detach from one another
Twilight deeply kisses Billy again, this time leaving a streak of saliva coming from their mouths as their lips unlock
"Billy I-I-I"
"No need for anymore words Twilight I'll go make some breakfast", Billy said in a smooth and seductive tone.
Twilight stood there frozen, Like a deer in headlights not knowing what to say and barely being able to comprehend what just happened.

Billy walks down the stairs and enters the kitchen and begins to think to himself.
Thank god I thought she would never shut the fuck up,

Billy was never much of a charmer; he was always hyper focused on his next plan to take over new realms and universes, But it suddenly hit him since the core foundations of this world are set on emotional values such as things like love, friendship and feelings. He could use all of that to his advantage especially since Twilight fell head over heels for him so quickly.
Billy opens the fridge and grabs eggs and cracks them into a skillet 2 for each of the pony's.

Twilight ran down the stairs and met Billy in the kitchen
"Hey Twilight come have breakfast with me "
Twilight walks into the kitchen and gazes at the meal Mr. Wire had prepared for her
"It looks great Billy, Let's dig in shall we?"
Billy and Twilight begin eating the eggs he made
"Billy these are great!, what did you put on them?"
"Oh just salt, paprika and ketchup", He replies

she cannot think these are that good this is one of the most basic recipes ever, she really is just trying to flatter me, Billy thought to himself
"well I'm glad you liked it Twilight, I rarely ever cook let alone for other pony's"
"Well I feel honored Billy, to have such a Stallion cook for me"
Twilights face begins to turn red once more as she opens her mouth
"Um Billy.... I have a request if it's not much to ask", Twilight says nervously
"What is it?", Billy responds
"Would you please stay at my Castle for a few more days? I want to write a report on Hoofululu culture and life...... hehehe........", Twilights face is incredibly red now, she begins slowly ducking behind the counter from embarrassment

Billy sarcastically weighed his options in his mind,
So what do I do? Stay at this fancy ass castle and gain Twilights trust so my ultimate plan can go off without a hitch or........
Go sleep outside and get killed by whatever lives in that forest....hmmmmmm what a hard decision to make.
"Yeah sure, I'll stay Twilight I was planning to move to Ponyville anyways"
"Oh Thank you Thank you Thank you!" Twilight practically screams as she hugs Billy tightly
"I can't wait to introduce you to my friends! They're gonna love you!"
"Oh I don't doubt it" Billy chuckles
"Would you like to walk around town with me?", Twilight asked
"sure why not? getting to know everyone in the town i'll be living in would be good"
"Awesome, let's go right now!"

Twilight grabs Billy by the hoof and leads him outside and into Ponyville
" On our first stop we have Sugar Cube Corner, This is wear Pinky Pie lives which whom you may remember brought you to my castle"
"oh how could I forget such a uh "interesting" pony such as her"
"Yeah she can be a handful at times but that's what makes Pinky so special", Twilight replies
"Want to go inside Billy?"
"Sure why not, He responds
The bell above the door rings as Pinky Pie comes running down the stairs, When she pulls out a comically large Cannon and fires it releasing a massive blast of brightly colored confetti onto Billy's face, Pinky then breaks out into a song playing a large hoof held drum and what looks like a cross between bagpipes and a flute and begins serenading you with a song talking about how exciting your arrival in Ponyville is and how everyone is excited to meet you

"Does she always do that?" Billy asks Twilight
"She loves to be musical about things what can I say?", Says Twilight with a large smirk on her face
Billy stands there for a good 5 minutes watching Pinky Jam out l, Eventually Pinky's song ends
"Well that's certainly a way to start of the morning", Billy scoffs
"I hope you liked my song Billy it was allllllllll about You!", Pinky says with gusto
"Yeah I did it was uh....very nice! yeah it was very nice", Billy responds
"Oh Yippie!, I'm glad you liked it I spent all night writing it!!", Pinky says
"Alright well thank you Pinky, But I've got to go take Billy down to the Boutique to meet rarity!", Twilight interjects
"Awwww, Do you have to leave so soon? ", Pinky whines
"Sadly yes Pinky, we don't got all the time in the world!", Twilight spouts

Billy softly chuckles to himself realizing how true Twilight's statement was, considering he was only a few weeks away from taking over this world.
"Ooooh! What's so funny? I love Love Loooove jokes!!! tell me tell me tell me!" Pinky yells as she bounces up and down in front of Billy
"Oh uh nothing really just a tickle in my throat, Me and Twilight should be on our way now let's go shall we?", Billy says in a calm voice.
"Billy's right Pinky, Me and Him should get a move on if I want to introduce him to all of our friend's", Twilight says
"Alriiiiight", Pinky groaned, as Billy and twilight exited Sugar Cube Corner
"Bye Pinky, We'll chat later!" , Twilight spoke
"Byeeeeeeee!", pink responded back with glee
Twilight and Billy exit Sugar Cube corner, as Twilight once again grabs Billy's hoof as if he was her special somepony
"Our second stop is Carousel Boutique, A Great stop for fashion of all kinds and owned by My great friend Rarity!", Twilight exclaims, As she leads Billy into the Boutique.
As they open the door to the Boutique, Rarity comes running up to Billy gazing at him with sparkles in her eye
"Oh, Darling! Your mane is beautiful! And those those brown pants of yours match your complexion perfectly!", Rarity says
"And don't get me started on that shirt, it's perfect for the season!"

Rarity runs to the back of the Boutique and comes out with measuring tape and measuring sticks, Carefully measuring every inch Of Billy
"Ooooooh darling!, I have the perfect ensemble for you!"
Rarity pulls out a brown trench coat, some brown pants and black button up shirt to go along with it and slaps it right onto Billy.
"Oh my!It looks even better on you Than I could've imagined, Oh I simply must know what your name is dear???"
"My, Name is Billy Wire", he responded in an annoyed tone
Twilight begins blushing at the sight of Billy being in such a nice and classy ensemble.
"Billy, I have a new fashion line coming out for new business attire. Would you please model them for me! You'll be on magaziiiiiiiiines~", Rarity said in excited voice
"Uh........" , Billy had absolutely no idea what to say to him this was such an odd proposition, Damn I guess it really is just that easy to impress these pony's, He thought to himself but before he could fully grasp Twilight Shouted-
"OK NICE TALKING RARITY GOTTA GO SEE YOU LATER!", as she clutched Billy's hoof and ran out of the Boutique with him dragging along behind her.

"OK THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT HEHEHE", Twilight said trying to play the situation off as some kind of joke
Twilight clears her throat and exhales heavily
"All right, sorry about that......., Anyways! Our next destination is sweet apple acres which is responsible for some of the best apple products in Equestria!", Twilights walks you into the sweet smelling farm and into a barn Where a smaller pony presumably a child, sweeping dust and grime from the floor.
"Oh hey Twilight, what are you doing here, and whos this pony?", The small red maned pony said
" Apple Bloom Meet Billy Wire, he moved into Ponyville yesterday and I'm introducing him to all my friends, Have you seen Applejack?", Twilight says
" She might be buckin apple", Apple Bloom replied
"Alright well I'll head to the orchards then", Twilight says as she begins walking towards the apple orchards, Billy follows along

After about 10 minutes of walking rows and rows of what seemed like an endless hell of apple trees Billy and Twilight hear a groaning noise like something was struggling from around the corner, Billy sees this as an opportunity to show Twilight he was a "nice and generous" Stallion to further gain her trust
"Applejack!", Twilight shouts
"Huh?, Twilight what are you doing here?, And whos this Stallion you brought here?", She questions
"This is my new friend Billy Wire, He moved here all the way from Hoofululu! I thought I'd introduce him to all our friends!"
" well Howdy Billy glad to see new faces in Ponyville!", Applejack says
"Thank you. May I ask what you were doing? You sound like you were struggling with something, maybe I can help'', Billy says in a persuasive voice
"Well, I was just bucking apples but for some reason the apples on this tree just won't fall off! And I'm not leaving till they do!", Applejack says
"I think I have just the solution", Billy says as he runs the opposite direction from the tree gaining immense speed, He turns around and flings his whole body, hind hooves first straight into the tree. Billy kicked the tree so hard that not only did all the apple's fall of but so did the leaves and all the branches, When suddenly a crack forms in the tree and the tree splits in half, as Applejack and Twilight gaze in sheer awe , They had never seen a kick so powerful

"Well that uh... worked, Maybe a little to well", Billy says
" Oh my Celestia, Billy, that was amazing! That was better than drinking cider on a warm summer day!", Applejack say's with enthusiasm
"oh uh thank you, Sorry about the tree", Billy says
"Don't worry about it, that was amazing! where did you learn to buck like that?"
"Uh...... Hoofululu, very old pineapple bucking technique passed down generation to generation", Billy responded
Twilight begins to turn into a tomato once again as she continues to think about Billy's sheer strength
I wonder what else he can do......., Twilight thinks to herself
Billy notices Twilight blushing and walks toward her and says.
"Alright, lets go before you turn into a liquid",
Twilight freezes and goes limp and starts murmuring to herself, incomprehensible speech about Billy.
Billy grabs her hoof and drags her through the Farm as Applejack waves goodbye with a huge smile on her face. Man for a princess Twilight is a fucking idiot, How is she getting this head over heels for somepony she just met........
Eh probably plot reasons or something idk, Billy thought to himself.

Billy walked into an alleyway still dragging a dazed Twilight, Billy propped her up against the wall of the shop and began shaking her attempting to wake her from her love struck daze. Eventually snapping her back into reality
"W-w-Where are we?" , Twilight asked
" where in an alleyway", Billy responded with an annoyed tone
"What happened? did I pass out?", She asks
"Yeah You got all excited over my strength and fell into a daze"
"HEY! You could've at least been a little more blunt about it"
"Well it's funnier saying it as it is", Billy says with a smirk
"But anyways now that you're not liquifying shall you continue my tour?" Billy retorts
" Sure but , may I hold your hoof?", Twilight says with a shaky voice.
"Well you only live once", Billy holds his hoof out to Twilight as she grabs it in a hurry whilst a big grin forms on her face
Twilight runs out of the alleyway with Billy's hoof in hand as the two crash into a Light blue colored pony with a rainbow mane.

"HEY WATCH WHERE YOUR-,Twilight?", The blue pony said
"What are you doing, and who's this pony I've never seen him around before?"

"Oh,right!Rainbow Dash this is Billy Wire, Billy wire this Rainbow Dash, she's one of the fastest Flyers in Equestria! She's even managed to make it as a Wonderbolt!, And Rainbow Dash this is Billy Wire he's a professional Bit trader and Bit broker, He came to move to our town all the way from Hoofululu!"

"Uh, huh yeah I don't know Twilight this guy seems suspicious, I mean just look at him he looks like a book definition of Villain, He has all the signs showing, Came from a far out of town place all of a sudden, high profile job, He even has a strange name! "Billy Wire'' what in the name of Celestia does that even mean!, Come on Twilight even I can clearly see it!"
Twilight's eyes widen and a large frown forms on her face
"RAINBOW DASH HOW DARE YOU!", Twilight shouts
" Billy has been nothing but nice to me and the rest of our friends! How dare you be so bigoted and mean towards some you hardly know!, Rainbow Dash I thought you were better than this, Hmph ! Come on, let's go Billy!"
"Whatever", Billy scoffs
"Say so for yourself Twilight, don't be so head over heels for somepony you just met! I'll be saying I told you so soon," Rainbow Dash retorts in an angered voice as she flips Twilight And Billy off with her wings, as the two walk towards the Everfree Forest.
"Billy I'm so sorry Rainbow acted that way, she can be very territorial and judgmental sometimes"
"Don't sweat it Twilight, It's nothing to waste time on just an immature pony trying to be the savior of the day"
"But anyways, where are we going Twilight?", Billy asked
"oh! there's one last person aside from a resident in the castle i'd like to introduce you to, and she lives in this forest"
Billy and Twilight walked for 5 minutes before stumbling across a meadow filled with wildlife and a small cottage in the middle of it
"is this your friend's house?, Billy asked
"Yes it is!"

Twilight walks with Billy, to the small cottage and knocks on the door, A quiet voice peered from inside
"Who is it"?
"It's Twilight you silly!"
The door slowly creaked open and a yellow pony with a pink mane peered around the corner of the door .
"Hey Twilight, um what brings you here so early?", The yellow pony said sheepishly
"Hi Fluttershy , I came to introduce you to someone new!"
"Eeeep!", She shouted as she ran back inside and slams the door shut
"Don't worry Fluttershy he's a friend of mine , he moved into the castle and I wanted to introduce him to all of our friends"
the door opens once more and Fluttershy comes out and introduces herself in an awkward manner
"h-h-h Hello..... I'm.... Fluttershy", She whispered
"I'm sorry I didn't quite catch that. Can you repeat that?"
"I said Fluttershy", she said in an even quieter tone
Tears begin to form in her eyes
"Ok then Fluttershy, This is Billy Wire, Billy this is Fluttershy" Twilight interjected
"We'll come back later, I see you're busy", Twilight said, so she could get Fluttershy out of this awkward situation.
The door immediately slams shut and soft whimpers could be heard from the door
"Does she always do that?", Billy asked
" Yeeeeeeeeah she's not to good in social situations, she'll warm up to you though she has with everyone I've introduced to her"
"I see"
"well that's everyone wanna head back to the castle?, well.....except Starlight Glimmer but she lives in the castle so well run into her regardless"
"Sure there's nothing else I had planned for today", Billy responded

Billy and Twilight headed back towards the castle
As Twilight and Billy reach the castle the castle door suddenly bursts open and out comes another purple pony
"TWILIGHT I THINK SOMEONE BROKE INTO THE CASTLE" The purple pony shouted hyperventilating in between every word
"I WENT TO THE GUEST HALL AND ONE THE ROOMS WAS UNLOCKED AND THE BED WAS SLEPT IN"
"Starlight calm down its fine" Twilight said calmly
"The person in that room is right here, He just moved in to Ponyville all the way from Hoofululu and I offered him to spend a few nights at the castle"
"ARE YOU INSANE TWILIGHT, YOUR GONNA LET SOME STRANGER INTO THE CASTLE LIKE ITS NOTHING?"
Ah shit here we go again, Billy thought to himself
"Oh come on starlight!Rainbow Dash and now you! I can't believe you out of all pony's would be mean to somepony who just moved here! Come on when I let you into the castle you were practically a stranger Starlight!"
" Yeah but that was different Twilight!"

Billy stood there frozen with a blank expression on his face doing his hardest to tune the twos bickering out, When a random thought occurred to him. You know this whole time I haven't seen another pony like Twilight, The whole horn and wings shebang, I wonder why, Billy thought to himself.
Billy had tuned Twilight and Starlight's bickering out that by the time he started paying attention again all he heard was
"Ok fuck you Twilight I'm gonna go to the spa, I need a nice steam bath after listening to you spout your heresy, Ughh!" , Starlight walked off in a fit of anger as Twilight scoffed at her

Twilight grabs Billy's hoof and brings him into the castle
Twilight Sighs heavily "Billy I'm so sorry, I swear she's not usually like this"
"Twilight it's fine I don't really care"
"Oh phew, I thought you might've been mad or something"
"It's fine I've heard worse, But anyways may I ask, how come I haven't seen another pony like you here?"
"What do you mean Billy?"
" I mean the whole horn and wings thing, I haven't seen anyone else with the pair"
"OH!, Since I'm a Princess I transformed into an Alicorn which is a sign of high royalty and only given to Princesses' and Prince's"
"Ah ok, Please excuse I must use the men's room"
Billy bolts up the stairs of the castle straight into his room panting and sweating profusely,
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, Billy began to scream in his mind, Given what Twilight said the thought that Billy had showed up in this world and transformed into an Alicorn was terrifying to him, His façade could fall apart in an instant and Twilight and her friends would immediately freak out and Billy wasn't any sort of royalty so he couldn't lie his way out of this one, Billy quickly looked at how puffy and thick his mane was and styled it in a way that completely covered his horn, He hoped it would be enough to fool everyone in Ponyville.
Billy walked back down to the main hall as Twilight gazed at him an awe, like some kind of mythical creature
"Billy, your mane.....is........beautiful"
"Thanks, but is there a library of some kind in this place? I want to learn more about Ponyville's history"
Twilight snapped out of her daze
"Oh yes right this way Billy!"
Twilight took Billy by the hoof down the hall and around the corner, was a library filled wall to wall with massive shelves packed to the absolute brim with books of every category and genre imaginable. From Magic to the weapons of Equestria you need it it's probably there,
" Twilight, do you mind if I read some of these?"
"Oh no go ahead, it's my pleasure!"
"Thank you my dear", Billy said as he rushed over to the large wall of spell books
"Oh uh hehe no problem b-bb-bbb- Billy". Twilight says sheepishly as she yet again turns into a tomato from just the slightest advancement form Billy
"i-ii-ii-I'll Leave you to your r-rrr-r-reading heeheeheehee" ,Twilight runs off to her room, presumably to do something about how she was feeling about Billy but that not important, anyways Billy grabbed the 1st book off the spell shelf that read "Magic for Dummies volume 1"

"Finally my time to rule this land has come, '' Billy says as he manically cackles to himself and his evil grins shine even brighter than before.