Billy Wire Does Equestria

by illest_MF_villian

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A week had passed since the retarded looking pony was murdered, no one found his body it was taken by the sand of the land, But the problem of the princesses depression was still at hand it had already been 3 weeks and not a peep from Twilight. But Billy did not give 2 fucks and decide to work on gaining the rest of her friends trust, so he got up and made his way to Rarity's boutique. Billy softly opened the door as Rarity bolted over to him with a gleam in her eye, she was definitely planning to work her magic on him, dialogue between the two quickly engaged.

"Ooooooh darling! arent you looking fantabulous today!"

"Yes thank you, Now what new things have you made for me?"

"I'm glad you asked!", Rarity shot up as her eyes sparkled and ran straight to the back of the boutique and grabbed a box of unique clothing.

"Here try this one darling!", She opened the box and pulled out a ridiculous outfit reminiscent of Shakespeare's famous clothing.

Billy put on the ridiculous outfit and awkwardly smiled.

"oh yes this ensemble is............ beautiful .......its very........comfy"

"Oh I'm glad you love it!I spent all week working on it just for you!"

"Ah well i'm absolutely flabbergasted thank you very much Ms.Rarity"

"o-oh my *teehee* well you're very welcome Mr.Wire", Rarity was blushing heavily even though she knew that he was Twilight's Boyfriend she couldn't help but feel warm.

"You wouldn't happen to have anything else for me to try on would you", Billy had a cute look in his eyes and rarity took fast notice to it

"Oh... hehe...let me go see what I have!"Rarity bolted back to the back of the boutique and began digging through a box of bizarre clothing, But Billy began thinking to himself.

"What the fuck why is she falling for me this easy? I literally look like every neighborhoods worst nightmare and she's falling head over hooves for me..............What a stupid horse".

Rarity came back into the room with a colossal beam on her face and an even bigger blush holding a large box of clothes that you would scoff at and deem a "weird rich people thing".

"Um hehe, Billy I brought more clothes for you to try on",

she said coyly as she placed the box down and the two started searching its contents. Billy grabbed a bizarre looking Jean jacket with tassels made from jean scraps paired with jeans.It was ridiculous to say the least but the rest of the horrors that awaited him were much more appalling. The hours passed by and Billy's face bore an image of pain, countless hours of trying on ridiculous clothing. The final outfit presented to Billy was a full suit of golden colored night armor with abs built into the design of the suit, He had no comment no thought his head was empty just baffled at the ridiculous finale to this ensemble of obscenities, BUT there was one up to these many downs the armor was well mad and probably strong enough to defend him from whatever equestria could throw at him.

"Well Rarity it's been a very eventful day but it's getting really late outside I must be going"

"Wait! Can't you stay a little longer?, Just for this little ol mare?"

"What for? its late and i've tried on everything you have for me"

Rarity stood frozen and debated in her mind if she should put on her "enticing" outfit to attempt to win over Billy's time. but her lust got the better of her and even though she knew it was wrong her eagerness for a stallion prevailed.

"Well.................I wanted to show you something I made for myself", Rarity proceeded to walk to the back of her boutique to go get the outfit, this couldn't be going anywhere remotely good

Rarity came back into the room dressed in red lingerie as a humble smirk spread across her face, with a face so red even an angry whiteman would be jealous.

"So Billy……what do you think?"

Billy was stunned not because she looked nice in her outfit, but at the fact that somepony had just given themselves up this easy for such a horrifying looking pony. Things may be even easier than he thought.

"Uhm Yes you look very nice Rarity"

"You think so? Well why don't you come over here and show me", Rarity said this in a rather slutty voice as she walked in circles around Billy.

"Ah yes let's get to business shall we?"

Rarity walked over to her couch and layed on it as she rubbed her hoof in circles on the couch seductively. Billy layed next to her and placed his hoof next to her. It didn't take long for rarity to pick up what Billy was laying down, But little did she know he wanted to get the hell outta there.

"So what do you want me to do first darling?*

"Your pick, Ms.Rarity"

Rarity immediately got to work. Slowly stroking Billy's Stallionhood with her soft hoof, Billy faked a face of pleasure but it just looked flat out uncanny.

"Are you enjoying yourself Mr.Wire?"

"Y-yes Rarity keep going"

Rarity upped the ante and lightly kissed his penis before eventually lobbing the stallion's penis in her mouth. Rarity sucked like someone who wqs trying to get the last bit of gogurt out of the tube, the noises were horrible, a mix between awful fake moaning and what sounded like wet paper being thrown on a marble tiled floor.

Billy grabbed Rarity's head and began slamming it down on his erect horse dick, Rarity gagged but the passion in her body kept going. Eventually Rarity felt his COCK throbbing AGGRESSIVELY and let off of him for a little before shoving the mastodon of a cock all the way inside her, At this point Rarity had been acting like a full on slut saying the most obscene and vulgar things into Billy's ear like a porn star trying to get a pay raise, But at this point Billy felt nothing and to be honest it was just awkward but his poker face of pleasure prevailed.

Rarity was bouncing up and down on his member furiously and with each pump her face disintegrated into chalk.

"Billy this is amazing"

"Mhm yep!,don't stop, I love you!"

"I love you too!", Rarity leaned in and aggressively made out with Billy Wire as she continued to ride his trouser snake

"I love you too Billy!"

"Rarity i'm gonna!"

"Its ok cum inside me!! And don't let go of me!"

"Alrighty then!"

Billy busted inside rarity as her eyes shot up and her tounge shot out and she fell into Billy's arms as she huffed and puffed as Billy held her and scowled at the situation.

"Billy……I know it's wrong but let's keep this a secret between us", Rarity said this as she gave a soft promiscuous smile to Bill as she yawned and began falling asleep.

"I love you Billy, please don't lay in…..*awwww* bed…with…..me", Rarity slurred her words as she drifted to sleep softly, but Billy took his time to get the fuck out of there.

Billy ran for the hills without a second thought, the thought of having to fuck another horse but as he ran he found him self lost in the everfree forest once again, much like how he was when he first arrived in Ponyville

"Aw fuck im lost now aren't I?"

"This isn't good…………I don't even know where the hell I am……god dammit not again. "

Billy wandered aimlessly for hours when suddenly a bush began to shake.

"Hello? Who goes there?"

There was no response, just an aura of green night ominously awaiting the night. Billy kept walking but something wasn't right, the bushes around shaked aggressively as he picked up the pace and started running full speed in the forest. The figure finally revealed itself, it was a large wilf made of wood with green glowing eyes that shouted death from a mile away. The large figure stared Billy directly in the eye as it began slowly approaching, grinding its teeth and growling softly as Billy tried to slowly back away.

"Ok,ok nice doggy lets take this nice and easy, no need to start a kerfuffle over this i'm just tryna make it home"

But the Timberwolf didn't give 2 shits, it pounced On Billy and pinned him to the ground.

"Oh god oh shit oh fuck………. Wait, why am I scared of this thing? IM BILLY MOTH FUCKIN WIRE BYAAAATCH"

Billy used his magic to tear a branch off a tree and attempted to use his magic to make a torch with it, but his plan failed and the Timberwolf was NOT happy whatsoever about Billy's attempted retaliation. The fowl beast struck Billy's abdomen leaving a massive gash exposing his internal organs.

"OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUCK, GOD DAMNIT, IM BLEEDING THIS FUCKING SUCKS"

Billy screamed realizing that even though he somehow managed to go head to head with Doom Slayer this stupid wolf managed to defeat him so easily. Billy was losing blood fast as the idea of death consumed him, when suddenly a mysterious pony came running from the depths of the forest.

"Oh thank god can you please help me, IM FUCKING DYING"

But the Pony didn't acknowledge him and went straight up to the Timberwolf and started it right in the eye. The Beast got down on its knees as the pony began petting it.

"You…..stupid……fucking……horse……come……help me………please…."

Billy spoke in a voice reminiscent of a cancer patient going through extreme chemotherapy before blacking out. Eventually the Timberwolf ran back off into the forest and the mysterious pony grabbed Billy Wire and dragged him into the storm of light's bane.

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