Chapter 24

In deep bowls of the underground caverns of the royal city. Our heroes met the crystal princess who were banished to the dark gem mine herself, again she was tricked into it. With distraught, she could not believe she fell for it twice. All of her efforts to find a way out were fruitless, she even traveled the route she escaped the first time. Only to find out that, the changeling Queen blocked the way out and put up anti magic barriers so she could not use her magic. Stuck again, she cried and cried. Until she heard the voices of two unfamiliar creatures, to her curiosity she called out.

Anything for help and out from the darkness, came two unfamiliar creatures. Bipedal none the less, wore clothes, but almost evil-looking. One threw a rock at her head in anger as he yelled at her. Mistaking her for her earlier captor, she called out to tell them that she was not the one. Quickly, they formed a pack. An easy one too. What she was going to do was anyone's guess. She tried to ask for information but the two provided no help. After exchanging some verbal trouble, they decided to take some random tunnels in hope to escape. Her new companions really annoyed her until there was a sudden quake in the floor below them. It crumbled and the three of them fell far below.

"Ugh..." Butt-head opened his eyes slowly. With a lazy wince, he looked left to find the pink princess on her side. Hair flushed over her face as she was sprawled on the floor. A look to the right he found part of his companion, closer look he saw that Beavis had his arm extended out. With a simple turn of his neck Butt-head traced where Beavis's arm was at... more like hand right on his own crotch.

"WAH!" Butt-head punched Beavis in the fore-head.

With a quick jolt the blond woke up rubbing his head while shouting. "OW! Damn it! Eh heh."

"Damn it Beavis! Keep your hand on your own weiner! Uh huh huh." Butt-head then got back his feet.

"Eh heh heh." Beavis then frowned, "Sorry about that. Eh heh heh." The blonde stood up then looked around. They were in a cell of some sort. The two teens saw a cell door on the opposite side of the room. Almost too familiar, knowing them they could not remember what they had for breakfast the same day. "Where are we?"

"Uh..." Butt-head then stood up as well. "I don't know."

The two looked at the cell door. Beavis did the first thing that came to mind and tried to push and pull on the door. No avail. "DAMN IT!"

Butt-head chuckled watching his friend try to figure anything out. "Dumb ass."

"SHUT UP!" Beavis tugged harder on the cell door.

"No dumb ass look." Butt-head then pointed to the keyhole on the cell door.

"Oh... Oh... Eh heh heh." Beavis was trying to put two and two together. Except he thinks it makes five. Anyway, "Hmm... Looks like we need something to stick in there."

"Uh huh huh. You said stick in there." Butt-head chuckled.

"Oh yeah. Eh heh heh." Beavis's eyes widened and chuckled.

"Uh hmmm..." Butt-head kept looking at the keyhole. "Maybe you should stick your weiner in there Beavis."

"No way Butt-head!" Beavis narrowed his beady eyes, "I'm not falling for that again. Not after you told me to stick it in a bug zapper."

"Oh yeah." Butt-head chuckled. "You should do that again."

Beavis kept looking at the keyhole. Butt-head then turned around to look at the unconscious Cadence, then at her horn. "Uh... hmmm..." He turned his head to see Beavis still trying to get get the door open. "Hey Beavis. We should stick Can't Dance's horn in the hole."

"Huh?" Beavis pulled on the bars some more.

"You know... stick her horn in the hole." Butt-head suggested as he chuckled.

"What?" Beavis tugged harder.

"Damn it Beavis are you stupid or something?" Butt-head then raised both his hands as one he used his thumb and index finger to make a hole. While his other hand closed all of his fingers except for his index, he then started to poke the finger through the hole suggesting.

"Ummm..." Beavis stopped, "You want us to stick our wieners in that pink horse?"

Butt-head slapped Beavis across the face, nothing too old to work. "You're a stupid butt munch Beavis. Now hurry up so we can lift Can't Dance's head towards the lock."

"Oh... okay then." Beavis rubbed his cheek. The two wasted no time propping Cadence up against the cell door. Beavis lifted her head to align her horn with the lock. "Eh heh heh... We're sticking it in."

"Uh huh huh... yeah." Butt-head chuckled as he held her up from behind. Then he sniffed, "For a princess pony her butt smells funny."

"Eh heh heh. She probably took a dump down here too." Beavis chuckled fasted as he tried to shift the pink horn in further.

"Uh huh huh. Yeah." Butt-head chuckled.

With the rustling and thrusting. It shook Cadence back into conscience as she dreamt that her wonderful husband was holding her in his forearms. With the constant chuckling and rustling, the eye closets to the sound snapped open. Those two hooligans were using her for something, was it possible she was being taken advantage of while she was asleep? Well no Cadence not in this way, don't have to worry about these two as they can't figure out how to use the toilet appropriately.

"Stick it in deeper Beavis. Uh huh huh." Butt-head chuckled.

"I'm trying! Her horn doesn't seem to be doing the job. Eh heh heh." Beavis grunted.

Cadence gasped, her horn been used for foul play? She grunted as her eyes narrowed, "PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT!"

"Uh okay." Butt-head replied.

"Okay eh heh heh." Beavis turned his head.

"That's bet...WAH!" Well if you didn't get that. The two dropped her back on the hard stone floor. She winced in pain, "Gar..." Slowly she rose, "What...What is the meaning of this?"

"Uh... trying to get out butt dumpling." Butt-head replied as he used his thumb to point to the cell door.

"And that's why you used my horn? You just shoved it in there?" Cadence grunted, "For Celestia's sakes we don't even know where we are!"

"Uh... oh yeah." Butt-head chuckled.

"You said shoved in... Eh heh heh." Beavis brought up.

"Yeah." Butt-head chuckled along his friend.

"Will you two please shut up?" Cadence shouted while rubbing her forehead.

"Uh... no." Butt-head answered.

Just then, they heard voices coming from outside the cell. Drawing closer and closer and closer. It sounded like three of something. Something with raspy voices.

"Oh good... Princess pony and friends must wake up from fall."

"Yeah... They come at bad time..."

"Surface not holding well. Since Changeling queen took over."

"Hate changeling army. They take over anything. Cowards with shape shifting."

"Me know. Me know."

Cadence gasped softly, for her luck she was stuck with two idiots and figured she was in the lair of the Diamond Dogs. Well at least one of their lairs. "Of all the places to wake up in. It had to be with the Diamond Dogs. Twilight told me about them." She turned to look at the two teens, "Just follow my lead, they can't hurt a princess if they want to work out a deal."

"Uh... okay." Butt-head chuckled.

"Is this going to be like one of those hostage situations? Eh heh heh." Beavis asked. "Because I could go for some nachos. And some toilet paper."

Cadence hushed them, "Shhh..."

Just then on the outside of the cell door. Three familiar bipedal dog creatures approached and froze to look at the cell. One, which was total grey and wore a red vest grabbed onto two bars to look further in.

"Ah!" The red vested dog; Rover smiled. "It's those two again!"

"What? Really?" A smaller diamond dog with light brown fur; Spot looked in.

"Ah. Humans grant wish to diamond dogs." The larger diamond dog; Fido smirked.

"Uh... Hey." Butt-head chuckled. "Hey Beavis it's those butt monkeys from before."

"Whoa really?" Beavis asked, "Hey how's it going? Eh heh heh."

Cadence blinked. In a state of disbelief. "Wait... you know each other?"

"Uh... I guess so." Butt-head shifted his shoulders.

"Yeah remember Butt-head, that one said we can party with them anytime." Beavis pointed, "Then he barfed and passed out. Eh heh heh. That was cool."

"So uh... Can you like let us out?" Butt-head asked.

Rover nodded his head, "We quite in predicament ourselves. Changeling take over some of the mines we live in."

"The changelings took over Canterlot as well. That's why I need to get back there." Cadence then approached the cell door.

"With what?" Rover raised an eyebrow.

"I know where we can probably find some weapons. Maybe there are still some soldiers around that are willing to fight and..." Cadence started to pace around the rocky prison as she explained. "Only problem is that the changeling army out number the ponies."

"Why not wish for better weapons? Wish for more ponies to fight?" Fido suggested.

"Wish?" Cadence blinked.

"Oh yeah..." Butt-head chuckled. "We don't have the magic horn anymore."

The three diamond dogs gasped in surprise, "WHERE'D IT GO?!"

"Dumb ass here gave it to Dickord." Butt-head used his thumb to point to Beavis who was picking his nose.

"You gave a powerful magical item to a creature bent on chaos!?" Cadence shouted.

"Oh yeah... sorry about that." Beavis half assed his apology like everything else.

"Wait... big white gem might help." Rover brought up.

"Oh yeah. That big god damn rock we saw earlier that made the horn do better wishes." Beavis recalled, "Yeah I wished for porn!"

"Yeah but you got pony porn instead butt munch." Butt-head chuckled.

"Oh who knows what Discord and Chrysalis could be wishing for now!" Cadence was on the verge of tears. "By now he could be planning something drastic. Abusing its power for evil!"

Somewhere in the castle of Canterlot, the ponies that were spared during the raid. Some of them were picked by Discord himself for his own amusement. To do his sick little games, he made them slaves for himself. Alas his queen found amusement in it as well. To their dastardly deed, to have the ponies face humiliation... by rein-acting; Office Space. For Discord's amusement he made a nice cast using his slaves.

As for how it was going. Discord turned part of the courtroom into an entire inside of an office building work place. Each pony had their own cubicle to work in but since this was a reenactment only few ponies were doing anything important. Shining Armor dressed in a light green work shirt and tie was in his own cubicle just looking at his computer screen. As much as he hated doing stuff for Discord's amusement he had to think of something to break free. He looked around to see other ponies just waiting to be called on despite their hatred.

"Corporate Canterlot Payroll Mrs. Cake speaking... Just a moment." Mrs. Cake had a headset connected as she spoke into, "Corporate Canterlot Payroll Mrs. Cake speaking... Just a moment."

Shining Armor sighed as he turned back to his computer. Just then a familiar fashion pony walked into Shining's cubicle, "Hey Shining Armor. What's happening?" The captain turned around to see it was Fancy Pants wearing a pinkish work shirt, awful patterned tie and had suspenders supporting his pants up. Not called Fancy Pants for nothing. "We... Uh... Have sort of a problem here. Yeahhhhhhh... You apparently didn't put the new cover sheets on the TPS reports."

Shining Armor frowned. Had to remember his line, "Oh yeah... Sorry about that. I forgot."

"Yeahhhhhhh... We're putting the cover sheets on all the reports before they go out." Fancy Pants tilted his head, "Did you see the memo about this?"

"Yeah." Shining Armor nodded. "Yeah I got the memo right here." He pointed to it on his desk. "I just uh forgot. It's not shipping out until tomorrow so there's no problem."

"Yeahhhhh if you can remember to do that from now on that would be great. And I'll make sure you get another copy of that memo." Fancy Pants then took a sip of coffee from his mug he was levitating.

"Yeah I got it... I..." He levitated the piece of paper. Then he growled, "What am I doing here?"

"CUT!" Discord shouted from a megaphone, "Beautiful, every pony here is doing great! Now I want to get a scene with Fluttershy and her red stapler."

"Please don't... Please don't take my red stapler away." Fluttershy gripped the small office device in her arms, cradling it, "If they take away my red stapler... I'll burn down this entire place... if that's okay." She mumbled.

"Discord baby I just love the casting. Every pony fits into each role..." Chrysalis cuddled up next to Discord as he sat in a directors chair. "Do... you think I can use the horn for something?"

"Mmmm..." Discord stroked his beard to think, "Depends. What did you have in mind?"

"Oh... I just want a few tiny additions... Mmm... if you know what I mean." The queen purred.

Just then one of the changeling drones bursted through the throne room door in urgency. "My queen! My queen! Important news!"

Chrysalis grunted, "What is it?"

"There appears to be a strange alicorn downtown fighting our forces!" The changeling drone announced.

"Wait..." Chrysalis looked at the wall to see both Celestia and Luna were still shackled in place. "No those two are still there. Unless..." She growled. "No that stupid pink alicorn couldn't have escaped the caves down below! I just reinforced it with anti-magic shielding!"

"Oh.. This alicorn isn't pink! She's a black and white colored alicorn with white eyes!" The drone went on, "Plus she calls herself Nightmare Jinn!"

"Nightmare Jinn?" Chrysalis was puzzled.

Just then the alicorn sisters looked at each other, "Genie?"

"Genie?" Twilight turned her head.

"Our sister that was banished to another world long ago." Luna answer.

"Yes she demanding her horn back too!" The drone went on further. "And she wants to see our new king!"

"DISCORD!" A loud roar erupted from outside. "WHERE IS MY HORN!" Sounded so horrible the entire room shook.

Just then Discord was sliding his directors chair away from the screen shot. Trying to avoid any further confrontation, as he knew he was going to piss off both females. He knew he had to face her one of these days, he let out a sigh, "Great... right before I wanted to shoot the scene where they break the fax machine."

to be continued...

Author's Note

Funny how the movie Office Space was also something else from Mike Judge. Please don't take away Fluttershy's red stapler, she'll burn down the entire place.