Beavis and Butt-Head Do Equestria

Beavis and Butt-Head Do Equestria: Friendship Sucks

By NocturneD

Within one night. The town of Canterlot has transformed into a world turned upside down. Up means down. The fish flying in the sky, birds swim in the water. Clouds rained chocolate milk. And all that good stuff. The ponies were slaves under the combined rule of Discord and Chrysalis. Those who were willing though. Others were unfortunately turned to stone, others are in cocoons attached to different surfaces. Walls. Houses. Roofs. The streets were practically destroyed. Did not matter, changelings whipped ponies to fall in line as they were chained together. Some even construction monuments of Discord and Chrysalis in their image.

At the front of the castle, the two new warlords were sitting on their throne watching over the chaos. Both sipping expensive champagne from the royal chalices, normally the set were an heirloom from the royal family. Now tainted, stained by the lips of evil for chaos and dangerous antics.

Over and over the cries of ponies could be heard from all around Canterlot. Whips could be heard cracking. Along with for some reason some pony was laughing at something inappropriate for the moment. Guess which pony that was. Come on guess. Anyway, Discord and Chrysalis were happy with their work as they watched from their terrace.

"More champagne my love?" Chrysalis purred as she offered another glass to her co-ruler.

"Why certainly?" The agent of chaos raised his near empty glass. Watching as it filled and sparkled with pure goodness.

"Ah... Ah." Discord waved his finger, "Don't want too much now." They both laughed.

"OW YOU WHIPPED ME IN THE EAR!" Shouted a pony obviously in pain.

"GET BACK TO WORK OR I'LL WHIP THE OTHER!" One of the changelings hissed.

Discord and Chrysalis laughed again at the pain the ponies were going through.

Meanwhile deep in the underground caverns of Canterlot. Beavis and Butt-head were wandering around with the company of the princess of love; Cadence. Actually, they barely put any effort into finding a way out. The two teens found a large crystal that they could sit on together and did so like their old couch.

"Ah..." Beavis sighed.

"Hey Beavis. Wish us up something to eat." Butt-head turned his head, "I'm hungry."

"Okay." Beavis reached into his pocket then felt around inside.

"Beavis..." Butt-head noticed, "You're not playing with yourself again are you?"

"Umm.." Beavis chuckled, "Oh yeah... I gave the horn to dickord."

"Damn it." Butt-head swore, "He's like... smart or something."

"Well the joke is on him. Eh heh heh." Beavis chuckled, "I farted on his couch."

"So are you two like... going to find a way out of here?" Cadence blinked.

Butt-head paused, "Uh... No."

"That's it?" Cadence scoffed, "You two are giving up?" She then howled, "I need to get back with my Shining Armor!"

"Yeah yeah blah blah blah I need to get back to my shitting armor blah blah." Beavis mocked the pink princess in an annoyed tone, "Shut up."

"I'm serious!" Tears rolled down Cadence's cheeks, "I can't believe I fell for this twice and I'm down here again! As if the first time was not bad enough!"

"You fell for this twice?" Butt-head chuckled, "You're a dumb ass."

"There's no need for insults!" Cadence cried, "I don't know how or why but I really need to get back up there! I have to help Shining Armor and Twilight Sparkle! I have something that might help them! But more than anything I just want out of here and just go home."

"Yeah yeah blah blah." Beavis frowned, "We all like to go home. Hell I liked to go home and spank my monkey!"

"Beavis all you did when we came here was spank your monkey." Butt-head turned his head to his friend and chuckled.

"Oh yeah. Eh heh heh." Beavis laughed.

Cadence sighed deeply and walked around in circles, trying to find something that could help them get out of the place. It was different from when the last time she was imprisoned there almost like Chrysalis actually made a better effort to make sure there was no escape. Just more tunnels and more tunnels. Complete darkness filled them, she could chance them to go off on her own but it was probably better to stay in a group. Even if the group were two idiots who probably ate paint chips in their childhood.

One hour later...

"Hey Beavis?" Butt-head asked his friend.

"What?" Beavis replied.

A huge fart erupted from Butt-head. The two laughed even harder.

Cadence rolled her eyes.

One more hour later...

Cadence whined that she was never going to find her way out of the caverns.

"Oh I'll never see my Shining Armor ever again." Cadence sniffed sadly, letting her tears drip into the puddle she was per-occupying with herself to pass the time.

"Uh... Whoa..." Butt-head's eyes widened, "I just thought of something."

Cadence rose to her hooves, "What is it? Something to help us to save Canterlot?"

"Uh no..." Butt-head chuckled. "It's like... since you keep whining about Shining Armpit or what's his face. I just like noticed that his face is always slanting to the side for some reason like Beavis's."

Beavis was too busy picking his nose, "Whoa really? I'll be damned."

"Yeah you two are both dumb asses." Butt-head chuckled.

Cadence just stood there, her brain wanted to scream but she took the useless fact in and... was a little bit mind blown. Shining Armor's face was pretty much slanted at times when she recalled, then looking at Beavis while he picked his nose.

"Huh..." Cadence blinked. "How about that?" But they were too busy doing nothing so she finally took charge, "You two, I need you to assist me in getting out of here! And no more monkey spanking or whatever you call it!"

Beavis frowned, "Okay then..."

Butt-head frowned as well, "Uh... Might as well, that fart really starting to build up." Beavis started to cough because of it.

"Great." Cadence smiled, "Maybe if we go down one of these tunnels we should find something."

"Like Beavis's virginity." Butt-head commented.

"SHUT UP!" Beavis shouted.

"Quiet you two!" Cadence barked.

It was like this for the next forty minutes as they walked and walked down the dark tunnels. Cadence used her magic as a flare so they could see and battle the darkness. Well, at least ward it off. More and more they traveled as not a lot of progress was being made, a turn here, a turn there. No results. Just another stretch of tunnels.

"This sucks." Beavis grunted.

Suddenly they heard a rumble from the ground below their feet.

"Uh... Did you just fart Beavis?" Butt-head chuckled.

"No." Beavis chuckled, "Did you Can't dance?"

Cadence grunted, "My name is Cadence and no I did not pass gas!"

The two just laughed harder but the floor shook again. And again, and again. Suddenly it gave out from underneath them as they fell into the dark abyss. Instantly the three of them fell unconscious as soon as they hit the bottom and landed on some dirt mounds placed below them. With the three of them knocked out, they couldn't hear the shuffling of feet slowly approaching them.

"Ah... that sound! Come from here!"

"Those tremors... Getting fierce!"

"Look! Look! Those humans we met back then!"

"And pony princess!"

Meanwhile back on the surface. Discord has made some special arrangements for the harmony bearers and the princesses to be strung up inside the castle walls. Their arms and legs bound to the hard walls with chains. Forced to look on to the former Canterlot now in a new upside down world. Changelings dragging helpless ponies into the streets and throwing them into slimy cocoons or throw them in line for slavery.

"This is horrible." Twilight looked on.

"My kingdom..." Celestia could not bare to see her kingdom in ruins so she looked away.

"If I ever get my hoofs on those two I'm going to break their necks." Apple Jack grunted.

"Such a terrible fate for Equestria." Rarity mumbled sadly to herself.

"Why would they help in this?" Pinkie cried.

"I sure hope my every pony who didn't get caught are still okay." Fluttershy said quietly.

"I wonder if I fart now could I blame it on Apple Jack?" Rainbow thought to herself.

"What was the name of the bad guy from Tron?" Discord stroked his beard. Pointless question to ask himself but yet he was too happy to contain himself. He stood up from his newly acquired throne to taunt his prisoners.

"Oh how I was waiting for this day." The chaos god chuckled. "The day when I finally beat Celestia and her little lackies."

"Why don't you just cut to the chase and just get this over with." Apple Jack growled.

"Now now, it won't be fun if I just finished you all right here and not witness anymore of my joy." Discord smiled, "I do have plans... And you're going to do exactly what I tell you."

"Like we would do anything for you!" Twilight grunted.

"Oh but you will. You will." Discord chuckled.

The chimera snapped his fingers. Just then something caught his attention, he sniffed the air.

"Oh come now really who did that?" Discord gagged.

"Apple Jack did it." Rainbow Dash snickered.

"Did not!" Apple Jack countered.

"First to deny it supplied it." Rainbow Dash laughed.

"Ugh... Well at least you ponies are not boring like this one girl I know... Name is Daria Morgendorffer and she is the most boring yet peculiar girl you would ever meet." Discord brought up. "Matter of fact... Twilight I want to borrow you for a second." Discord snapped his fingers again to bring up a clothing trunk and opened it.

"I hope there isn't any dusty ugly clothing in there." Rarity mumbled.

Within an instant. Discord snapped his fingers again to make clothes on Twilight appear. Now she was wearing a green jacket over an orange shirt. A black skirt that covered her thighs and black boots work on her lower hooves. Discord finished the touches by putting thick round glasses over the purple pony's face.

"There..." Discord smirked.

"Oh dear Celestia that fashion sense is horrible!" Rarity retorted.

Meanwhile...

"Ugh..." A teenage brunette female with thick round glasses shivered.

Her friend with short dark hair turned her attention to her friend and spoke in a , "What's up Daria?"

"You know the feeling when someone is talking about you?" Daria replied in her monotone voice.

Her friend; Jane kept her boring expression, "Is this about the dragon that sounded like Q from Star Trek?"

"No, I haven't heard from him lately. That voice in my head is gone." Daria kept her expression as well. "All it took was to ignore him."

"Must have been one of those attention whores." Jane smirked. "Hey Daria?"

"Yeah?" Daria replied.

"What would you do if you were sent off to an imaginary world where ponies were the dominant species instead of humans?" Jane put her fist to her cheek.

"Well... Their world would be pretty gray if I ever showed up." Daria answered. "What brought this on?"

"Britney brought one of her childhood toys in today for good luck on that test that Mr. DeMartino gave us." Jane answered, "Probably did not do her any good because all she did was talk about how she would like to live in a world of ponies."

"If there was a world of ponies out there somewhere. I can't imagine it maintaining itself if humans were ever to set foot in it." Daria answered in her monotone voice as usual.

"Kevin you jerk!" The blonde cheerleader; Britney shouted from close by.

"What I do babes?" Her boyfriend who is also a football player; Kevin was not a very bright person.

"How can you say Firefly pony is not as cute as Surprise pony?!" The cheerleader was ready to cry.

Daria and Jane looked at each other, the brunette spoke, "You think ponies have stupid fights with each other like this?"

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Got to get off

I might go pop

Excuse me, Excuse me

I've got to be direct

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If I'm off, please correct

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You're standing on my neck

I don't know why but the video link I wanted to use for some reason disappeared when I needed it the most. And yeah Daria cameo! But there is some bad news to this story, lately I have less and less interest to actually continue this because of work and time constraints, also working on other stories that I really want to get done and continue. This story is actually a bit troublesome to write, not because of the stupidity and chaos of the two shows colliding, its how to keep everything even. Beavis and Butt-head go to Ponyville, do stuff, stuff happens, ponies left astonished or ticked, that's pretty much it. So I'm offering to anyone here who would like take on the idea of writing out the last chapters. I will allow that and give credit where its due, just PM me if interested. Not sure if its against the rules or anything but this story is getting harder and harder to get back to because its one my first MLP stories I started off when the show was just getting recognized. Again if interested, please PM or write in the comment box.