I was on the Mane 6 Train but now...I just want to get off. Part 1:Just What Do I Think You're Doing?

As the late afternoon of that summer day faded, the thick grass that led up the hill to Sweet Apple Acres exhaled, gratefully, releasing the intense heat of that early burning noonday sun into a warm, summer evening.

Twilight's hooves crunched steadily and softly on the stone and dirt as she made up the path to the farm. She paused at the top of the hill and turned around to look out over the village below. She smiled and turned back toward the farmhouse.

The mixed smells of rich hay, fruits - especially apples, and that indescribable earthy-sweet scent of home filled her lungs, a scent that surrounded each member of the Apple family no matter where they were. Twilight had discovered it on her first day in Ponyville, and now it always felt like home. It made you want to be part of their world and home and wish you were one of them.

She went up to the farmhouse, stepped up on the porch, and paused. After that dirty trick Applejack had played, they hadn’t spoken in a week, and she wasn’t sure what to expect.

Why doesn’t friendship ever get easier? I hate this! Why did she do that? I should have just come here the day after what happened and straightened everything out, but that was a dirty trick! I should just turn around and march right back down to Ponyville! But she's my best friend. She just better not try to start that up again…still, I've been missing her so much...

Suddenly the screen door creaked open, and Applejack stood there smiling, “Howdy there, Twilight, come on in.”

“Oh, hi, Applejack, thanks,” Twilight smiled and walked into the farmhouse. As she passed Applejack, she sniffed, “Is that apple-scented shampoo?”

“eYup, I made it myself. I just got out of the shower, I figured I’d give it a try. Do you like it? I can let you have some if you’d like.”

Twilight turned around and looked back at her friend standing in the doorway, no red ribbon tying back her hair, the rays of the late day sun highlighting her golden mane. Twilight was suddenly struck by how it framed her face and green eyes.

How did I think I could ever stay angry at her?

"Twilight? You okay?"

“Oh, uh, yes, thanks, I will, it smells really nice. So, Rainbow said you wanted to see me. What’s up?”

“Now come on, Twilight, you know what’s up. We’ve been close friends for too long to play silly games. I just wanted us to clear up what happened last week. I reckoned you were coming up here, us having something to eat and talking was the best way for us to apologize. Come out to the porch and sit down. I’ll bring out some pi- I mean muffins. I used up the rest of the apples and baked some apple muffins. Oh, and don’t worry about any more of those horseflies- Big Mac just put up a new screen around the porch. We got some new furniture out there too - go have a sit.”

“Wow, we need to have fights more often!” she laughed, “I accept your apology.”

Applejack opened her mouth to say something but stopped. A scowl crossed her face until she forced a smile to erase it. "Y'all go on out to the porch, and I'll bring out some muffins."

"Mmm, just let me wash my hooves first." Twilight washed up and went out to the porch.

“Woah!” Twilight called out, “this new furniture is really nice, and this sofa is enormous! I just love white wicker!”

“Thanks, Twilight,” Applejack yelled back from the kitchen. “I picked it out myself, with Granny Smith’s help”.

“Where is she anyway?”

“They all went downtown to do some shopping,” Applejack said, stepping out onto the porch. “Well, here are my muffins. Let me know how you like ‘em,” She offered one to Twilight.

“This smells amazing,” Twilight bit off a good-sized piece from the top and started eating it. “Mmmm…”

Applejack smiled and took a healthy bite, chewing happily. Twilight, both cheeks full, chewed happily away. She glanced over at Applejack and stopped and scowled a little,

“Whah whuzau she asked.

What was what?” Applejack replied, puzzled.

Twilight swallowed, “That little smirk, I saw that.”

“Twilight, what in the hay are you talking about?”

“You know exactly what I’m talking about! I told you! I knew it was a joke - How could I not notice putting rocks and sticks into an apple pie? Okay, so I might get very focused on things once in a while, but not that time, I was just humoring you."

“ ‘course you were.”

“You still don’t believe me, do you, Applejack?”

“Yes, I do. Twilight, can we please not go through this all over again?”

Twilight turned to her, “I am completely aware of everything I’m doing, you know, I don’t just follow directions blindly!”

“I know.”

Twilight scowled fiercely, “Are you trying to start another fight, Applejack?”

“Twi, you and I are best friends, and last week I was just teasing you about getting so focused on following instructions that you weren’t aware of what you were actually doing. I’m sure you were just kidding around,” Applejack said, smiling.

The porch was silent. Twilight scowed again, “You don’t really believe that do you?”

“Twilight, it doesn’t matter, does it? You are the smartest pony I know, so what if you have a few idiosyncrasies?”

Twilight stood up, yelling, “I may have idiosyncrasies, but I do not get so focused on following directions that I lose track of what I’m actually doing!”

“Woah there, Twilight, it’s okay. It’s one of the things I love about you.”

“Well, you better find something else to love out about me because just like I told you, I am more than capable of-”

“Twilight, I get it, you didn’t have a chance to read through that recipe ahead of time, so you read it as you made it. I get it.”

“Do NOT patronize me, Applejack! I was just playing along with your stupid little test!”

“Of course you were.” Applejack smiled slyly.

“FINE! You want me to prove it? Give me another pie recipe!”

“You don’t have anything to prove, Twilight.”

“Well, clearly I do! Now, where’s that recipe?”

“I ain’t got one, plus we don’t have any apples here at the moment, and I’m too tuckered out to walk over to the barn to get ‘em clean ‘em peel ‘em….”

“Well, I’m certainly not going to leave here until this is settled! Now whadda got that I can make?” Twilight demanded. There were a few books on the white wicker table in front of the sofa. Twilight went through them and found one, "What's this book over here? "Recipes For Mares to Share: An Introduction to Your Next Level of Friendship.

“Oh, uh, I don’t know,” Applejack said.

"Hmm, where did you get it? Is it really a cookbook? " Twilight asked, examining the cover.

Well, not exactly, but there are all kinds of instructions in it."

"Where did you say you bought it?"

"Oh, yeah, well, I, uh, bought it at the spa yesterday.”

Twilight raised an eyebrow, “they sell books at the spa? Where?”

Applejack blushed, “In, um, the Mare Wellness room.”

Twilight’s eyes went wide. ”You went into the Mare Wellness Room? Behind the bead curtain?”

Clearly embarrassed, Applejack answered. “Well, uh, yeah, why not? Look, I went to the spa with Rarity, and when we were getting ready to leave, Rarity decided her mane wasn’t the way she wanted it, so she stayed in the locker room to fix it. ‘Of course, it was taking her forever, so I figured I’d find out what all the whispering was about - what was the big mystery of the ‘Wellness Room,’

Twilight leaned forward excitedly, “What happened? What was in there? Is there, you know...stuff?"

“Well, I’ll tell you if you give me a minute. I went in, and the room was pretty dark. They had a glass counter at the other end of the room lit up and some weird-looking things on the shelves. I think I knew what they were, so I turned around to leave, but Lyra and Bon Bon came in just then, and I bumped into them. I don’t know if they were surprised or embarrassed, but they smiled kinda funny, and we kinda said hi, but it was pretty embarrassing, especially since they seemed really surprised to see me in there. I didn’t want to look like I was, you know, some frightened filly by running out of the place, so I went over to look at the bookshelves. I saw this one here 'Recipes For Mares to Share: An Introduction to Your Next Level of Friendship.' Well, considering the state of the friendship I was in with a certain Alicorn, I decided to pick it up and have a look through the chapters. I noticed that Louts was watching me. She came over and asked if I was going to buy it or read it there. I was kinda embarrassed, so I bought it. I ain’t had much chance to read it, but from what I can tell, it ain’t like any cookbook I’ve ever seen.”

“Okay, fine, but what happened with Lyra and Bon Bon?” Twilight asked with excitement.

“Sheesh! I’m gettin to that. They had ordered something, and it had come in.”

“What was it?” Twilight demanded.

“I don't know - It was in a plain brown box. I'd guess it was about ten inches long, seven inches wide, and five inches deep. Not real big. Whatever was in it, I think there were two of them, but they never took them out of the box, so I don’t know. When Aloe opened the box, the two of them giggled like crazy and looked around to make sure nopony else saw them, you know, spying on them."

"Where were you?"

"Behind the bookshelves, spying on 'em."

Twilight smiled, "You naughty pony. Then what?"

"I think Lyra asked. I couldn't exactly tell, and they were all whispering. I think she asked Aloe if they were made from rubber. Aloe said it was a special kind of rubber. Then BonBon reached in the box, and it looked like she was sliding her hoof back and forth and saying how smooth they were. Lyra asked her, ‘Do you want the small one or the big one?’ Bon Bon shushed her and said, ‘Well, which one is which? One is longer, but the other is fatter’ Then Lyra said, ‘I just hope they fit!’ All three of them cracked up. Aloe told them once they get it past the head, to just slide it in and out slowly. They should take their time and enjoy it. She pointed to one of them and told them they could use it together at the same time. Then she gave them some kind of special oil to make them slippier and a cleaner or something for free. Lyra said, “Right now, I don’t need any oil at all, and Bon Bon laughed and said the same thing. Aloe then taped up the box and gave it to them. They just about ran out of the spa. I think they were headed home..”

Twilight put her hoof under her chin and began to think it through.“Hmmm, something long, rubbery, and smooth that they could slide in easily once they got past the head. Hmmm… Nope, I got nothing. So tell me about this cookbook.”

“Well, that’s the strange part; it doesn’t say anything about food. From what I could see, it looks like each chapter has a list of steps you follow, kind of like a recipe. For example, I started to read chapter 7, “Don’t go to a state of bliss alone, have your friend come as well.” it looks like it’s instructions on how to massage a friend's hooves - you know to help them relax. I only read up to the fourth page. "

“That’s crazy! Why would anypony need instructions on how to relax?” Twilight asked, a little annoyed.

Applejack didn't appreciate her tone, “All I know is it’s got instructions in it!”

Picking up the book, Twilight quickly located chapter 7 and flipped through it. “Hmm, Chapter 7 looks like it’s long enough to prove my point. What’s this in the back? Tear-off checklists? With lines on the back for making notes! Oh, this is perfect! Let’s get started - it says the first step is to spread one or two large soft and fluffy towels under and around your friend. Hmmm, I wonder what that’s about?” Twilight materialized two large, soft, fluffy towels and lowered them onto the sofa. “Next, it says for your friend to lay back and relax,”

With care and precision, Twilight delicately folded along the tiny perforations on the page and tore out one of the checklists from the back of the book, materialized a pencil, and started writing. After a moment, she looked up from the book, “Well? Applejack, get over here and lay down on the sofa.”

The earth pony rolled her eyes, “Gee, thanks. I feel more relaxed already.” Applejack muttered as she walked over to the huge sofa and flopped down. “How’m I supposed to lay lengthwise?”

“Let me look - hmm, it doesn’t say. I’d say the way you are makes the most sense.”

Applejack grabbed the two throw pillows, placed them behind her head, picked up her back legs, lay back, and stretched out. She grinned sarcastically at Twilight.

Twilight squinted closely at her, “For the last time, I was just humoring you! ”

“Well, you sure seemed mighty upset when you cut that first slice.”

“I was pretending.”

“Then you sure are a hay of a good actress. But you gotta admit, the homemade vanilla ice cream made it all worthwhile.” Applejack said, twisting her body and settling into the sofa cushions.

Twilight scowled, “Are you comfortable yet?”

“eYup.”

“Clearly, I’m supposed to sit at your back hooves,” Twilight went to the other end of the sofa, moved Applejack’s tail out of the way, and sat down. She turned to her right and faced the blonde pony. “Good, let’s see what chapter 7 has to say …."

“Yes, let’s.”

Twilight gave a small scowl, then went back to the book:

” Are you having a rough patch with your friend? The solution is to go to a happy place and ask your friend to come along. To provide the correct relaxation, you must follow the instructions exactly. If you deviate from the process or don’t follow the steps in the correct sequence, the entire exercise will likely end in failure causing your friend more stress, and jeopardizing your friendship rather than bringing you closer together, so above all, remain focused.”

“Hmmm…” Twilight mused.

“Not too late to forget the whole thing,” Applejack offered.

“Really? Not a chance, blondie.”

“Okay.”

“Step one, massage your friend’s underhoof, Well, since you just showered, that shouldn’t be too bad,” Twilight said, still reading.

“Very funny, Twilight.”

As she returned to reading, Twilight said, “I love your sarcasm, Applejack. It says I should …massage the left rear one in a counter-clockwise motion 42 times…

Twilight lifted Applejack’s left leg and placed it in her lap. She gently pressed the tip of her hoof against Applejack’s soft underhoof and began to rub, watching closely, making sure she had it right. Applejack sighed deeply in appreciation.

Twilight continued reading, “Right - rub it in a clockwise motion 42 times. Okay, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,.. Wait, am I rubbing your underhoof? When did I start that? I don’t remember, I got so lost in the instructions…gee, I don’t know what I’m doing?” she said, continuing her massage, “What comes after 6 Rarity? Oh, wait, you’re not Rarity; you’re Applejack. Where am I?” Twilight grinned sarcastically at Applejack, who just smiled back. Twilight continued massaging, never missing a beat.

-”12, 13, 14… Go on, Applejack, you can, 18, 19, 20…”

“No, I don’t want to disturb you, Twi, this feels too good.”

“Mmm…” Twilight replied vaguely, reading.

“I’m starting to feel better already,” Applejack said with a smile.

“Huh? Oh, right, that’s good,” Twilight muttered, counting the rotations. 40, 41, 42. Done, and check,” she checked the little box and jotted down a note with her pencil:

Note, the researcher was able to maintain a conversation while performing the task. The subject began to relax.

“Good. What’s next?” She studied the book.

“Now massage it in a counter-clockwise motion 38 times. As you do, read every fourth word, and ensure the tip of your hoof is at the 12 o’clock position on her underhoof, this will set the rhythm. Every fourth word will be the count you’re on, so it will be easy to keep track of where you are. Read the sentences out loud.”

“This looks like it’s going to be a little more challenging and… kinda weird. One Relax your neck two, close your eyes three, take deep breath four, let out slow five…”

Applejack was loving it.

”...pat her rump fifteen, rub her tummy sixteen, say love you seventeen…”

Applejack’s eyebrow went up.

“... stroke her thigh twenty-nine, smile at her thirty, cock your head thirty-one, nip her ear, thirty-two…”

“What?” Applejack asked.

“...caress her cheek thirty-three…”

“Is that what it really says, Twilight?”

“...kiss her lips thirty-eight. Done and checked off. Note: Researcher successfully completed the task, subject more relaxed.-Applejack, is that accurate? Would you say you’re more relaxed?”

“Oh, yeah. But didn’t you think that stuff you were reading between the numbers was weird?”

“Huh?” Twilight asked. She looked at the instructions and gasped, “What is all this?” She quickly looked up, blushing, took another look at the instructions, blinked, cleared her throat, and in a sing-song mocking tone said, “Oh, will you look at that? There were silly things between the numbers that I didn’t even notice because I was too distracted by the instructions! Oh, my, I guess you were right, Applejack, I guess I am a dumb pony after all!”

“Your words, Princess, not mine. I never called you dumb, what I said was that sometimes you get so focused on the steps that you kinda lose track of what you’re doing.”

As Applejack talked, Twilight stood up, leaned over, and gently nipped her ear, “I bet you thought I missed that, didn’t you.” Twilight said, still blushing.

Applejack giggled but looked at her uncertainly. Twilight kept going, “See? I’m completely aware of everything I’m doing and everything around me. Give me a moment to add that to my notes.”

“I know Twilight, and I’m sorry I doubted you, you were really just playing a joke, okay?”

Twilight sat down at her hooves again, looked up at her, and rubbed her chin. “You’re still not convinced, are you?”

Applejack rolled her eyes in frustration, “Can’t you just let it go? Does it really matter?”

“YES!” Twilight snapped, “Now, are you convinced or not?”

Applejack, growing more annoyed, crossed her forelegs and looked away, “You know what? No, I ain’t! And I think this is stupid.”

“Stupid? It is NOT stupid! This book appears to be full of well-written thought-out lesson plans. The author provides well-constructed sentences that are a pleasure to read and proper instructions, even if they are a little weird that any student who applies themselves can follow. I don’t see any exercises at the end of the chapters, but I’m sure I can take care of that. Best of all, they provide checklists and a place to make notes! And you can stop rolling your eyes now, Applejack!”

“Excuse me, Sugarcube.”

“Now, what’s next? It says I’m supposed to put one hoof on the outside of your canon, or calf,”

“I know what a canon is, Twilight!” Applejack said sharply.

“Of course you do,” Twilight spoke as though talking to a filly. Applejack growled.

“Then I put my other hoof on the inside, moving them in counter-rotating circles as I gently move up toward your hip. Hmm, it doesn’t say for how long- oops, yes, it does. - 3 minutes for each canon.”

Twilight carefully began to rub Applejack's lower leg's inner and outer sides. “Ask me anything you want, farm girl!” She muttered to the count, “One Equestria, two Equestria, three Equestria, Four Equestia…”.

Applejack closed her eyes and let her head fall back on the pillow .”That feels great, Twilight. You’d never know you hadn’t done this before.”

“I’ve done quite a few things you don’t know about…eleven Equestria, twelve Equestria….” Twilight stopped rubbing and gently slid her hooves up toward the knee. She turned and read from the book, “Okay, now it says to do the same to your right leg,” Twilight shifted around, placing Applejack’s right leg in her lap and began massaging it.

“Oh, Twi, that feels better than the other one.”

“Well, that’s natural. It’s a typic sensational leg,” Twilight said, returning to muttering the count.

“Wait, what?” Applejack asked quickly, “what did you say?”

“I said that’s a typical sensation when switching legs.”

“That ain’t what you said.”

“Keep it up, Applejack. I know what I said. If you keep trying to confuse me, you’re just wasting your time...fourteen Equestria, fifteen Equestria, sixteen Equestria….” She finished and went back to her notepad and checked the next box. She flipped the sheet over and muttered as she wrote:

Note: researcher is able to maintain a complex conversation while successfully performing the steps outlined in the book. The subject said, “That feels great, Twilight, and then unsuccessfully tried to confuse the researcher but failed miserably.”

Applejack scowled at her.

Twilight continued reading, “Okay, so now I move to your upper leg and massage the inside of the upper part of your thigh with one hoof and your flank with the other. It says:

‘Make sure you move your hoof to the inner part of the thigh while the hoof on the flank is positioned directly across from it. Remember the hoof on the outer part of the leg should remain directly across from the inner part.’ once again, move them in counter-rotating circles as you slowly make your way up the leg until you reach the uppermost part of the inner thigh.

As instructed, Twilight scooted a little forward and started massaging Applejack’s leg just above the knee. Gradually she leaned forward, moving up toward her hip, both on the outer leg and inner thigh.

“One Equestria, two Equestria, I noticed that you had your hat cleaned - it looks very nice, and don’t let me forget to borrow some of that shampoo, six Equestria, seven Equestria, eight Equestira..” Twilight was near the top of her leg. “Yes, I’m sure I can find it where to use thigh shampoo.”

The massage had been relaxing up to this point, but now something else had started to happen, something Applejack had no experience with. None of the Mane Six had.

They’d had a lot of experiences, but for many reasons, not this particular kind. Ironically, Rainbow Dash was the worst of all. Applejack was more than happy to leave the mysteries of mama’s, papa’s, and how they made and had their babies to Big Mac. He was responsible for ensuring the farm animals were cared for once they got pregnant. When the topic got anywhere near that subject, Rainbow Dash would immediately change it, and the rest were happy to follow her lead. . As a result, they were all somewhat prudish.

As Twilight touched her, Applejack pushed herself back against the pillows a little, “Uh, Twi, you can stop now. You’re gettin kinda personal there….”

Her eyes suddenly opened wide as Twilight’s hoof brushed a little too high. She let out a tiny gasp, and a thought occurred to her: Oh no. It’s that apple pie thing all over again! But… if I stop her, she’ll laugh and say she knew exactly what she was doing and that I had to admit I was wrong last week, which I wasn’t! But the only way I can prove I was right is to let her keep going, and I don’t know how much more of this I can stand! Part of me knows that I gotta stop her, but dang, this feels better than gettin a blue ribbon at the Equestrian Fair, and part of me wants her to keep… I reckon I really should have thought things through a little better. Ohhhhh, that feeling between my legs…”

“...seventeen Equestria, eighteen Equestria….” Twilight continued reading the book as she moved her way farther up Applejack’s leg.

“Twi- Twilight, you shouldn’t- I think you oughta stop now, -ooooh that feels gooo-WOAH! Now that was getting a little too close to...ohhhyeaaaah,” Applejack moaned softly, “…you did it again, uh listen, Twilight, you really gotta stop. Something’s happening, and it ain’t… Twilight, I’m feeling something. I don’t think decent Ponies are supposed to feeeeloooOOOhhhhh.... ”

“...twenty Equestria, Applejack, I’m being sure this is to you amazing you, wait, hang on one second, firm, soft, left then right, okay and no offense, with a country pony, can’t understand-”

That instantly brought Applejack out of her fog, and she sat up, “Excuse me?!! ‘Country pony?’ Okay, fine! I can stand being embarrassed if you can. You’re almost at the last page anywayyyy… ohhh… but take all the time you need toooo.” She lowered herself back down onto the pillows.

“... twenty-four Equestria, twenty-five Equestria, I know exactly what I’m Equestria, Applejack, Equestria….”

Applejack closed her eyes and once again moaned in pleasure, then stared at the book, waiting for Twilight to get to the bottom of the page, finish the chapter,r and stop making her feel like this. Somewhere in her mind, thoughts of running into the bathroom to splash cold water between her legs occurred to her, but a much deeper part knew precisely what she would do once she closed and locked that bathroom door. She would keep doing what Twilight started, but without rubbing her legs - she’d reach down right between her legs and feel everything there, caress herself, try to finish whatever it was Twilight had started.

And then Twilight quickly turned the page and continued reading. To Applejack’s horror (and anticipation), It wasn’t the end of the chapter. Applejack’s expression froze.

“...twenty-eight Equestria. Applejack, it says you should feel like you’re coming to a new level of experience - at least if I’m doing it correctly. Would you describe what you’re feeling like a new level of experience?”

“Oh yeah…really new one, but Listen, Tw-”

However, the young Alicorn was back to her notes, “Good. Check and check. Next step.” Twilight muttered softly as she read, “Okay…Hmmm, well, it does make sense. So… apply pressure… precise… confirm….”

That was it. Applejack could see that Twilight had gone into full focus mode. It had happened with the pie, and she and Apple Bloom had snickered and elbowed each other in the ribs as they watched Twilight measure out the stones and layered them in the pie tin. All conversation was to confirm that the process was going as it should.

Twilight looked up from the book and squinted at the now swollen mound of fur between Applejack’s legs, then she looked back down at the book, back between Applejack’s legs, and placed one hoof on it, “That seems about right,” she went back to the book, as she read she asked, “How ya doin there Applejack?”

Applejack’s eyes had rolled partway back into her head, and her mouth was slightly slack-jawed, “Uhhh, yeah,” she moaned softly.

“Good, glad to hear it,” Twilight said automatically. She started to jiggle everything fast and hard. It was too much for the earth pony. The sensation in her vagina from the motion elicited a long sensual groan from Applejack. Her mouth more slack-jawed, she let her head tilt back and closed her eyes in ecstasy. Then the little voice started up in her head.

Oh yeah, ohhh... I know this ain’t right - I gotta tell her to stop…Applejackmoaned again… just a few more minutes, Applejack, just a little more of this, then I’ll tell her to stop. Maybe. If it starts gettin’ weird…

But, once again, the more Twilight did it, the better it felt. Finally, she stopped. Applejack, panting, lifted her head and saw Twilight staring at the book and mumbling as she read through it.

“Uh, look, Twilight…I give - think it’s time for you to...”

Twilight mumbled vaguely as she ticked off the previous step. “Check. Now the other side, " You know, moving my hooves in opposite directions like this is harder than it looks.” Applejack recognized that tone. She was no longer there, Twilight was alone in her lab, and at this point, anything was possible. With enough effort, Twilight could be stopped… but why?

“I’m starting to feel that way too,” Applejack moaned, “Uhhhooohhh that feels soooo gooood…”.

“Of course, she can’t, instructions count,” Twilight said, in a feeble effort to show her mind could still grasp the world outside her virtual world in her mind.

Next, she went to work on Applejack’s other leg. Already aroused, Applejack bit her lower lip and whimpered. Twilight muttered, “two hundred twenty-seven Equestria, two hundred twenty-eight Equestria, two hundred twenty-nine Equestria, Three Hundred Equestria, check!”

Applejack’s face was flushed pink, and her breathing had quickened.

“Ch-check already? Are you sure, Sugarcube? I feel like I was comin’ to that place they said in the book.”

“Yeah, whatever,” Twilight muttered, “don’t interrupt. Okay, according to the lesson, now we pick up speed, we have to move quickly between steps.”

Twilight began a mix of deep massage and shaking Applejack’s upper thigh, then Twilight placed her hoof on that extremely private spot directly between Applejack’s legs and moved her hoof in a slow circle. Everything between the blonde pony’s legs tightened hard, and she could feel something quickly building. Twilight continued for 3 seconds, then stopped and turned the page. “And check.”

Applejack whimpered pitifully.

Twilight scanned the page. “Okay, for this next part, let’s see, you need to place your right leg on my left shoulder and your left leg on my right shoulder. Here let me help you.” Twilight scooted forward on the sofa and turned toward Applejack. She lifted Applejack’s legs, placing the backs of her knees on her shoulders. Applejack’s eyes rolled back in her head.

Twilight levitated the book in front of her, mumbled as she scanned the page, and then read aloud, “Next, I place my forehooves between your legs and gently separate your coat in order to expose your vagina. I can’t see well enough to confirm my results. Applejack, could you lift your rump off the sofa so I can get a little closer? Here, let me put a few pillows under your rump.”

Applejack, lost in pleasure, complied.

Twilight scanned the page. “Okay, if I’ve followed all instructions correctly, your vagina should be pink, swollen, coated with a thick wetness, and there is something called a clitoris,” she read.

“a pearl-sized bulb at the top should have emerged from the hood and be swollen and rigid… “

She skimmed and read aloud, muttering as she did so, “Yada yada yada, lips and clitoris engorged, erect, pink vulva… what? What does this say?"

The slang term for a vulva is Pussy. It is considered vulgar and rude but said when the subject is excited.

“Pussy? Well, it’s certainly not scientific and has no place in a scientific procedure.”

Twilight looked down and addressed herself, “Well, what do you know, Twilight - that long slit in her coat covering your vagina is soaked. I don't want to brag, but I’d say I’m doing an excellent, if not the exceptional, job.”

Twilight slowly pulled the blonde fur apart, exposing Applejac’s perfect, pink vagina, now about six inches from her muzzle. She read over the text several times and, holding the pencil in a levitation spell, took notes:

Note that the Subject’s vagina is a light pink and appears fully distended. Her outer lips are engorged and appear to be slowly pulsing. Her- what is this word? Vulva? Okay, her entire vulva is covered in thick, slippery wetness, including her clitoris, which is remarkable in size and appears to have fully extended from the hood and appears firm and erect. The inner hood at the base of the clitoris hood is full of slick liquid.

“Hmm, I wonder if that’s the source of this thick goop.” Twilight reached forward and slid back the hood.

“NGUH! Applejack’s head arched back, and her mouth opened in a gasp of pleasure.

Note: The subject’s clitoris is extremely sensitive and firm-might be described as ‘rubbery. The underlying area within the clitoral hood is more or less full of this thick whitish liquid, with no sign of wetness coming from under the clitoral hood. It bears repeating that her clitoris is exceptional in size and rigid.

“I wonder if her clitoris being so hard is worth extra credit,” Twilight mused as she returned to reading the book.

The blonde earth pony lifted her head and looked at her glistening wet vagina for the first time. She could see her clitoris poking up. She wasn’t sure what it was, but she knew what it could do. Typically she would have pulled away in shame and embarrassment, but right now, it was the source of such incredible pleasure that she wanted to see it. She craned her neck, trying to get closer.

The sight of her own beautiful, blonde coat, soft and downy where it usually covered her vaginal opening, now spread apart, revealing that personal, shameful part of her body, awakened something feral, something hungry within her. A deep sense of embarrassment filled her, and right now, Twilight looking straight at her most private parts made her feel ashamed and a little vulnerable.

Somehow it being Twilight was the most embarrassing part. If Dash had seen it quickly, there would have been some teasing and a lot of feigned uncomfortable laughing before Applejack snapped her legs shut. Pinkie would have ignored it, Fluttershy would have been more than embarrassed for both of them and would have pretended she hadn’t seen anything for the last few hours, and Rarity, well, Rarity had probably seen it at some point with all their trips to the spa, climbing up and down off the massage tables. She’d certainly seen Rarity’s a few times. It had just been a flash of pink, but it made her uncomfortable, as though she were violating her trust.

But this was Twilight, her best and closest friend, and exposing herself to Twilight this way was showing her something very private, and there’s only one first time for everything, and this is not how she wanted Twilight to see her vagina for the first time. She was on the razor’s edge of, snapping her legs closed and running from the room. Then she backed up a moment - Twilight seeing her vagina for the first time? Where did that come from? When would she ever show Twilight Sparkle her vagina? And more importantly, why? She could feel Twilight’s warm breath between her legs, and feelings buried deep inside her began to change everything. Looking into Twilight’s eyes, she began to feel powerful emotions surfacing. She felt them couple and become one of the pleasures and desires she felt between her legs.

She smiled at the adorable, studious face with determination and sweetness. Applejack could feel herself falling in love. She knew deep down that this was nothing new. It was just something she’d fiercely determined not to admit to anypony, especially herself. But now, in this act of intense intimacy, she was finally forced to admit it to herself. She knew it had always been there since the first day at the farm.

As the insight became a truth, she had to give in to it and admit that she wanted Twilight to see her this way, wanted her there, close, and she welcomed the shame and embarrassment from her desire to expose that most private part of her body to Twilight. A large part of it was love, but another part of it was what she came to think of as the “naughty, nasty little part of Applejack.” Her excitement was coming from letting another pony see her pussy. It felt utterly wrong, but it excited her, especially since all she could think about was what Granny Smith had always told her not to touch it with her hoof, only to clean herself. Looking at it was something one of the Mane Six would ever be so perverted and improper to do. Now her best friend, Twilight Sparkle, was holding it open and had her muzzle six inches away. The thought of it made her clench the muscles between her legs. It felt incredible. An image, an idea, came to her mind. She imagined kissing Twilight, imagined holding her.

She spoke softly, “Twilight?”

“Shhhh! Applejack, this is complicated! What was I doing again? Oh no, I’ve lost my place! Where was I? Ah- here we are. Now I’m supposed to extend my tongue out as far as I can, let it hang, then place against the outer lips of your vagina and slowly draw it upward in a licking motion. Repeat it 19 times for a total of twenty, and if I get your - what is this? Let’s see what they refer to as… Cum? Well, I’ve certainly never seen that spelling before or heard that verb used as a noun, however, it says if I get some of your cum on my tongue, it’s fine just to swallow it. Well, that’s certainly good to know since your vagina is covered in it and - oops, more just came out - better get it before it drips down my front. It also says to do it gently and go slowly over your clitoris. Okay… "

Twilight's words made their way through the thick fog of desire in Applejack’s mind and body. Now things were suddenly getting way, way wayyyyy, out of hoof. This was wrong. No pony should ever do anything like this, This was perverted and immoral and waaaayyyy too weird.

Applejack thought: I should say ‘No!’ and pull back so my puss-a vagina would be out of the range of Twilight’s tongue. That way, Twilight’s warm, wet tongue won't touch my wet, aching vagina and gently caress it, no matter how incredible it would feel, because it would be wrong.

As Applejack would later explain to Twilight, “I got sort of ready to say “No!” I was all set to say “No!” And I was also ready and set to pull back so I would be out of the range of your, uh, tongue.”

That way, Twilight Sparkle, the Pony she loved, would not be doing this awful thing. Even if it meant Applejack was giving up on something that would probably feel pretty good, in fact, really good. The kind of feeling she’d never want anypony else to give her, or Twilight to give to anyone else.

As Twilight, her tongue hanging from her mouth, slowly moved forward, Applejack realized that at this rate, in a little while not too far from now, it would be too late for her to shift her hips away or say no. Yes, in a little while, there would not be enough time for any of that. So she went to pull away…almost.

Maybe if I shift my hips forward, I can get my pussy farther away from her tongue? Is that right? Let me get a closer look.
Applejack sat up and watched. Then in a vague pantomime, she extended her tongue a little as if to urge Twilight’s tongue onward. Closer…closer… yeah… And then, she raised her hips and pressed her vagina against Twilight’s warm tongue.

“Thants yuu Aduhjack.” Twilight said as she pressed her tongue against the firmness of Applejack’s pussy.

Applejack could feel every tiny bump on the surface of her tongue, could feel her saliva on the lips of her vagina. She watched Twilight slowly lap up the length of her aching, engorged lips, saw the thick wet whitish coating over her little pink tongue, and finally, trembling, watched as her clit bent back and disappeared under Twilight’s tongue. She watched Twilight withdraw, close her mouth and swallow. Applejack absent-mindedly copied the motion. At that moment Applejack wanted to lean forward and kiss her. Twilight, however, was all business.

Research Note: Applied gentle pressure to the subject’s outer vagina lips with a fully extended tongue and drew it up the entire length of her vulva. As suspected, both outer and inner were firm and displayed a muscular spasm. Likewise, her clitoris. The subject’s vagina was heavily coated with cum. I was able to collect a specimen with my tongue. Her cum has a subtle but distinct taste of apples. The researcher swallowed cum. No apparent side effects as of yet. Will repeat.

Twilight inserted the tip of her tongue at the opening of Applejack’s pink vagina, pressing her lips apart.

Applejack gasped at the new feeling of pleasure. Starting at the bottom of the tight lips, Twilight began to slide her tongue up, slowly parting Applejack’s lips as she went. At the sensation of Twilight’s tongue entering her, Applejack thrust her hips slightly forward, driving Twilight in deeper. The pleasure she felt in her pussy was immediate, and she felt her body tense in a spasm. She felt her vagina contract, felt herself squeezing out thick cum.

Twilight’s expression became one of curiosity as she felt the thick cum soak her chin and Applejack’s vagina clenching around her tongue.

Applejack let out a shuddering gasp. She continued to watch as Twilight carefully licked her, then, with the serious, studious expression of a gourmet sampling a taste of the first batch of cider of the season, Twilight swished that small amount of Applejack’s cum around her mouth and nodded, before swallowing it in a good-sized gulp.

“Definitely apple, but there’s something else that’s sweet there….” She repeated the process, went back for thirds, and finally, got back to licking and counting.

“Eigh,...niah…ten…eyeven…”

Applejack, almost out of her mind, started panting harder and eagerly shifted her hips to bring herself closer to Twilight’s mouth. She barely whispered, “Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, oh yeah Twilight, just like that…ohhh… ' She shifted a little more.

“Oh, thanks,” Twilight said absent-mindedly, still reading the book that levitated in front of her.

“Aethteen…nineteen…twenty! Done!”

Applejack had started to pant harder. She could feel herself building, her pussy getting more excited, needing more, but she was terrified of bringing Twilight out of her zone. Plus, she couldn’t think straight. She thought about starting to rub herself, but it was incredibly embarrassing, even if it helped her. She watched as Twilight, her muzzle soaked and dripping with thick appley cum, held the pencil in a magic field and happily ticked off another box.

“Check that off,” she said and looked up at Applejack with a smile, “You okay?”

Applejack looked at Twilight, who was in full science mode, excited, alive, smiling, bright-eyed, definitely lost in the moment, and her muzzle soaked and matted with Applejack’s cum. Applejack’s expression could only be described as drunk with love. She gave a happy, tiny slow nod.

“Good!” Twilight went back to reading, mindlessly smacking her lips slightly as she did. Applejack fell even more deeply in love.

“Okay, what the next step - “You should pucker your lips as if you were going to kiss somepony and place them over your friend’s now erect clitoris. Once you have completed that, gently suck her clitoris between your lips. If her clitoris is large enough, gently caress the tip with the soft back of your tongue.

Twilight surveyed Applejack’s clitoris.

Research Note: Based on relative size comparison vis a vie a pearl, the subject’s clitoris is exceptionally large and easily exceeds the required size for tongue contact and subsequent motion with the underside.

“Okay, back to the book,” Twilight mumbled aloud:

“Once you have her clitoris between your lips, using a gentle sucking motion, pull it into your mouth, then push it out either with your tongue or blowing. Perform this repeatedly. Anywhere from 15 to 20 times. After several sessions, you can attempt alternating between her clitoris and licking her vagina. It’s a challenging technique, even for advanced Ponies therefore don’t feel compelled to attempt it yet.”

Twilight smirked, “Advanced? We’ll just see about that! Hmmm…how many times should I repeat this, and should I use my tongue to push the clitoris out or positive air pressure?”

Applejack closed her eyes and thought: Tongue, tongue, tongue, tongue…

“Perhaps I should repeat it 15 times and give a little push with my breath” Twilight rubbed her dripping chin with her hoof.

Applejack whimpered pathetically.

“Still, I tend to be a little more advanced than most, so I’ll proceed with the maximum of 20 and utilize my tongue.”

Applejack looked up and, as quietly as she could, rapidly whispered “thank you, thank you, thank you…”

Twilight placed her pursed lips over Applejack’s straining clitoris and gently sucked it in. As she did so, she looked up at the book that levitated in front of her.

Applejack’s jaw went slack, and her eyes rolled back in her head as a shuddering gasp came from her. She felt the back of Twilight’s tongue brush lightly across the tip of her clit and then felt it brush back again. Twilight hummed the count “one” The vibration caused Applejack to clench, She felt a thick spend of her wetness spill from the bottom of her vagina. Twilight seemed to sense it as well. She pulled away and quickly lapped it up.

“Mmmm…” Twilight said at the taste.

“uhhhhhhh,” Applejack groaned at the pleasure.

Twilight never took her eyes off the book, she continued to read and lick her best friend’s vagina.

At the sight and sensation of Twilight’s flicking tongue, Applejack fought hard not to make a sound, biting down hard on her lip, groaning and whimpering.

“Ah-ha,” Twilight exclaimed.

She appeared to have found something else in the book to try. Applejack watched as she inserted her tongue. Then she felt the tip exploring. Her head snapped back, and her teeth gritted hard as pussy squeezed tightly around Twilight’s tongue. Twilight pulled away and swallowed,

“Wow! Well, some Ponies might not be advanced enough to employ such an impressive technique, but I’ve always been an exceptional student. Besides, that tastes delicious! I hope it’s not fattening,” she giggled. Now, back to the clitoris.”

Twilight almost seemed to have forgotten Applejack was even there as once again she returned to work on Applejack’s rather sizeable clit. She sucked it in and pushed it out between her lips and then drew it back in again, repeating the entire procedure and humming a tune with a note of superiority. Once again, Applejack clenched, but now she felt a tension rising in her pussy, radiating outward through her body. With each motion, she could feel Twilight’s chin pressing up against her wet vulva. It was becoming almost unbearable., Her vaginal muscles contracted hard, searching for some resistance inside but finding none. As Twilight became impatient and started to go faster, Applejack could feel her body coiling like a mainspring, tighter and tighter.

“Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah Twi, yeah, oooohhhHHH”

Twilight paused and Applejack looked at her desperately. She reached out, getting ready to take Twilight’s head between her hooves and push it back down against her pussy.

“Check. Next step, hmm,” Twilight re-read the paragraph as she wiped off her dripping muzzle with the back of her forehoof.

”During this next step, your friend should be making indistinguishable excited noises. If you have been able to successfully employ some of the more advanced techniques, you should expect her body to move in quick, excited, jerky motions. Finally, you may feel your friend’s vagina clench tightly around your tongue, making it somewhat difficult to achieve full penetration. Persistence here is the key to achieving the highest form of friendship and relaxation. Do not be discouraged or disappointed if you do not feel her vagina tighten around your tongue. Again, only gifted or experienced practitioners should expect to possess the level of skill necessary to achieve this.

.For maximum effect, begin this next step by using the tip of your hoof to gently move the hood of her clitoris in a clockwise motion over the clitoris itself in a massaging motion, understand that this will result in more intense pressure on your tongue

”. …mmm okay, that makes sense, " she read on, making mental notes.

Applejack had a rough idea of what was about to happen and in an involuntary response felt her vagina clench, pushing out a large thick drip of cum. Without looking away from her book, Twilight casually lapped it up.. “Mmm, that really is interesting.”

I’m gonna marry her. Applejack said in her mind. So help me, Celestia, I am going to marry that pony.

It was a fact - at that moment she decided she would not allow any other future.

She then watched as Twilight lifted her hoof and gently placed the tip on the hood. did as the book had instructed. She stared intently at Applejack’s clitoris as she worked, gently massaging it. Applejack looked at her in pure lust and love and felt her vagina clench tight in a painful spasm.

Twilight looked at it and smiled “go to the head of the class Ms. Sparkle” she said, She cleared her throat then stuck out her tongue again as far and as stiffly as she could and pushed the tip of it against the tight opening of Applejack’s vagina. With a powerful thrust, she forced her way past the inner lips and pushed her tongue in as far as she could.

“Ahhhhuuuunnnnnngg…!!” Applejack suppressed a cry of ecstasy and thrust her hips up to meet Twilight’s tongue. As Twilight thrust deeper, the farm pony stared frantically between her legs. She felt Twilight’s hooves cup her rump and pull her closer, timing Applejack’s thrusts with her own.

Applejack shuddered in pleasure as she watched Twilight’s tongue slowly disappear inside her and then withdraw. Each time Twilight had to force her tongue into Applejack’s tight pussy and once again Applejack’s head tilted back as her mouth opened in a lustful gasp. She couldn’t wait to do this to Twilight after she had cum. Applejack saw the page turn and nodded excitedly.

She felt the tension building once again, felt everything getting tighter, felt the intense pleasure building,

“T-Twilight - I’m cummin to that happy place the book talked about, oh, I’m almost there, I’m so close, I’m UHhhhng!” Applejack’s teeth clenched down hard as her eyes squeezed tightly shut. Her back arched up in a trebling contraction, pushing Twilight’s tongue deeper,”hhnnuhhhhhngg.”

As Twilight rubbed Applejack’s clitoris furiously. She began to caress the inside of her vagina with her tongue. Applejack felt her vagina clenched down hard and it all went white as she climaxed.

The young princess held her tongue in as deeply as she could, determined not to let it be pushed out. She was growing annoyed at Applejack’s body movements as she tried to keep the book levitated in front of her.

Applejack’s moan became a high-pitched squeal, Twilight had to admit that the pressure was getting painful, but she wouldn’t give up.

She slowed her hoof, then sped it up again. Applejack felt another tremendous orgasm building. Twilight, still reading the book stopped massaging Applejack’s clit. Applejack, half out of her mind, thrust her hips forward, pushing the young princess’s tongue deeper into her.

With tiny thrusts, Applejack drove herself to an orgasm. She felt Twilight’s tongue entering her and slipping out, again and again. Twilight, a wicked smile on her face began to flick the tip of her tongue, proving, without a doubt, that she had grasped and mastered and exceeded the process Everything, once again, clenched tight “I’m cummin again Twilight, oh Celestia, I’m CUMMMMMMMMNNGG!!” Her vagina squeezed down hard. Through gritted teeth, she screamed in ecstasy as cum pushed its way past Twilight’s tongue.

Applejack collapsed on the sofa, unable to take anymore. Her pussy ached but her clitoris was still rigid. She was barely able to catch her breath. Twilight wiped her chin and leaned down, closely inspecting everything between Applejack’s legs . She looked back at the book, then back at her friend’s dripping, wet, pulsing vagina.

“it’s a good thing I prepared the area with those towels. Still, there’s nothing like having everything in place before you begin your work. Hmm…” she mused, then reached over and touched Applejack’s clitoris.

“UH!” Applejack jerked back as her body spasmed at the sharp sensation. Twilight did it again. She looked back at her book,

“Hmmm… still engorged, eh?”

Applejack, too out of breath to speak, shook her head quickly in fear at any more stimulation. Twilight smiled proudly as cum dripped off her chin. She went back to studying the book. Then she reached forward with the tip of her hoof and did as the book said.

“AHHHHeee!” Applejack squealed and jumped away. Suddenly Applejack felt herself being held down to the sofa by soft, glowing straps and her back legs being held apart. Twilight, busy reading, muttered, “Sounds to me like somepony isn’t very relaxed, but I think we can fix that.”

“No-Twi - no more - too sensitive.”

Twilight appeared not to hear her and began massaging her clitoris.

Somewhere between agony and ecstasy, the young farm pony whimpered as she built to one last intense orgasm - her body strained against the straps. Twilight went from reading the book to observing. Finally, she looked up at Applejack’s arched, shaking body and saw what she’d been hoping for - proof that she’d mastered this skill. In one quick, powerful spasm, Applejack’s vagina sent a thick spurt of cum from deep inside so powerfully that it landed a foot from her pussy.

Applejack’s teeth gritted so hard she couldn’t tell if she was experiencing intense pain or pleasure.

“YES!!” Twilight did a hoof pump. She happily leaned down and looked at Applejack’s now flaccid clitoris.

“Awww… poor little clitty, she’s all tuckered out. I bet this pro can wake her up, Twilight said with a triumphant expression.

“NNNNonono!” Applejack croaked.

But by then, Twilight had bent forward, wrapped her lips around Applejack’s clit, and started to suck. She turned the page, but the chapter had ended. Twilight, lips still wrapped around Applejack's clitoris, smiled.

Then she froze. Like a stone.

Twilight's eyes opened slowly in horror and realization. As she pulled away, there was an audible POP! as Applejack’s clit popped free from between her lips and flopped over, spent, soft, and throbbing. Applejack's body jerked and she gave a little cry “Ow ! Easy. But it was worth it, after all, you did lick my pussy.”

Twilight looked up, her eyes wide open, her mouth gaping wide, and Applejack's cum dripping from her muzzle. The fog slowly lifted.

"I did WHAT??!"

She jumped up and started screaming “AHHH AHH AHHHHHHH!! Ewwww!!! Eww!” then began spitting, “AHH! *spit* “Uggghh, *spit*.” UHG!”

Twilight stuck out her tongue as far as she could and pawed at it madly with her hooves. It slowly dawned on her that they were covered in cum. She ran into the house, leaving Applejack lying there, panting, legs wide apart and trembling, mouth slack-jawed, green eyes half shut, tongue lolling out of the side of her mouth, and her hips still twitching.

The young princess hunted through the cabinets and found a toothbrush that looked new. She grabbed it, and the tube of toothpaste, then began trying to squeeze out a line of toothpaste onto the bristles, but she was shaking too much. She tipped her head back, squeezed half of the tube into her mouth, and began brushing her teeth like crazy. She spit, rinsed, spit, stuck out her tongue, brushed it back to front as quickly and fiercely as possible, squeezed more toothpaste into her mouth, and repeated. Panting loudly, she stopped and looked in the mirror. Her muzzle was soaked in cum.

“BAHHH!!” she screamed, spraying toothpaste all over the mirror. Frantically she hunted through the bathroom and found the apple-scented shampoo, squeezed some into her underhoof and rubbed it over her muzzle, then filled the sink with water and put her face into it. She lifted her face, grabbed a washcloth, and scrubbed more. Finally, she stuck her head back in the sink.

The combination of Applejack being right and the disgusting, perverted, horrific thing she had done hit her all at once, and her face still underwater, she screamed.

Finally, she walked back out to the porch. She was levitating a fresh towel next to her and wiping her muzzle with another one. She scowled at Applejack furiously.

For her part, the blonde pony was lying on the sofa, smiling drunkenly. Her legs were still wide apart, her pussy glistening wet. Twilight looked at her, then looked at her pussy. She waited a moment before throwing the used towel over it. A part of the towel landed on her flaccid, exposed clitoris, and her body jerked as she yelped, settling back into a happy, sated state.

“Did that hurt? I hope so! Well, I hope you’re happy! You were right, okay? I was wrong, But that’s NO excuse for what you did! That was disgusting!! That was just gross! And it was wrong!” Twilight wiped the water from her chin and muzzle with the clean towel. “I can’t believe you let me do that to you!!” Twilight turned and spat again. “Yecch! I hate you!”

“Twilight -” Applejack mumbled, then a smile began to form on her lips.

“How could make - let me DO that?! Yechhhhh! I feel so… full!! I think I need to find somewhere to vomit! What is so funny you - you pervert? Why do you keep smiling? And why don’t you clean yourself up?!”

Applejack looked at Twilight lovingly. “Wow, that sure is a lot of questions.”

Twilight felt tears sting her eyes.

Applejack sat up, “I-I don’t know what happened, Twilight, I’m so sorry. When you started up my leg near my mare parts, I tried to stop you, but you wouldn’t listen.”

“YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED ME IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO!! That’s disgusting Applejack! You liked it, didn’t you? Don’t try to deny it, you sicko! How could you let me keep doing that?”

“To tell you the truth, Twilight, once it got past a certain point, it felt too good. I know it sounds weird, but it was sorta like something special between us.”

“Special? How could that be- what isthat smell?” Twilight suddenly asked.

“Huh? What smell are you talking about?”

“You don’t smell it? It’s sort of an earthy smell. It’s kind of nice - HEY! Don’t distract me! Why aren’t you cleaning yourself up? You’re a mess!”

“That ain’t my fault.” Applejack said with a satisfied smile, besides, my vagina is a little too sensitive to wipe, not to mention my clitoris.” Applejack grinned, watching how Twilight flinched at the words. Applejack didn’t care anymore, in fact, she kind of liked saying them.

“Applejack, something must have happened to you during the past week. Maybe you ate something or drank something that you shouldn’t have, but you’re not the same Applejack you were a week ago.”

“I ain’t the same Applejack I was 10 minutes ago, Sugarcube.” she grinned again.

Twilight took her towel, folded it, and placed it down on the sofa next to where Applejack lay.

“All I know is the Applejack I knew and loved would never have let me get carried away like that!”

Applejack sat forward and looked down for a moment, then looked back up - her eyes bright and her cheeks flushed, “Twilight, there ain’t no easy way to break this to you, so well,” she reached out to Twilight and tenderly touched her chin, “I’m in love with you. I mean, really, really in love with you.”

Twilight stood up, “In LOVE with me? I came here from Canterlot, a well-educated unicorn. Yes, maybe I’ve lived a sheltered life, and I’m kind of naive and innocent. Maybe I’m a little too trusting and kind of a goody four hooves. Maybe I have spent too much time with my muzzle in a book, and I have no experience with love heck I’m still learning about friendship! Maybe some of that is true - and yes, maybe I’m even kind of a prude - I do embarrass very easily-Why do you keep smiling at me like that?!”

“Because those are some of the reasons I’m so in love with you.”

“You really expect me to believe that? After the disgusting things, you let me do to -” she stopped suddenly and looked around, “What is that SMELL?!! It’s driving me crazy! It’s so annoying!” Twilight turned her attention back to Applejack, “I’m sorry, but first of all, I am not in love with you - I’m NOT that kind of a pony! And second of all, if I were, I’d never fall in love with a pervert! I keep thinking about why you didn’t stop me, but then I remember - that’s not what a sick pervert would do! If it were me, I wouldn’t have any problem stopping you or anypony else from doing something so disgusting to me. Why do you keep smiling like that?!”

“Before you go calling me any more names, I bet there is no way you would let me stop if I did that to you!”

“Excuse me? Of course, I would. First of all, I’m not a sick pervert, and second, if for some perverted reason it did feel good, I actually have willpower!”

Twilight waited as Applejack lay back and stretched out slowly, moaning sensuously as she did so. “Well then, why not prove it?”

“Huh? Oh, I don’t have to prove anything to YOU!!”

Applejack smiled at her, “Now that’s exactly what I’d say if I was a coward.”

“How DARE you!! You take that back!”

Applejack smiled at her, “I will. Just as soon as you prove, I’m wrong!”

“And let you put your hooves down there? NO WAY!”

“Well then I, I reckon I ain’t takin’ it back. You know, I’d say you were scared, Princess. You sure you ain’t a coward?”

“Well, I’m sure I’m not like you!”

“That ain’t what I asked.” Applejack said, sounding both self-assured and obnoxious.

Twilight was enraged. She trembled and finally screamed, “FINE!” She leaned over, grabbed Applejack by the forehooves, and yanked her off the sofa, sending her staggering drunkenly across the floor. The farm pony laughed, straightened herself up, and walked, still a little unsteadily, back to the sofa. Twilight re-arranged the towel over the wet spot and lay back comfortably where Applejack had been. She turned and glared in fury as the farm pony approached and sat down. “Well, go ahead, get started, I’ve got things to do.”

“Now, Twilight, before I start, do you have any last words?”

“Yes, as a matter of fact, I do. You have the next ten - no, I’ll give you fifteen minutes to get me to admit that I don’t want you to stop, to ask you to keep going. I’ll even make it easy for you - if you can get me to admit that, then, well, that’s not going to happen. But if it does, I’ll,” she looked away, grimacing.”I’ll let you kiss me on the lips. Is that fair?”

“I’ll do you one better - if, in the next ten minutes, I can get you to tell me you’re in love with me - truly in love with me and I have you begging me to put my tongue into your vagina, then you’ll have to make love to me, and then you’ll do all those things to me again, of course after I’ve done them to you, not to mention a few more things.”

Twilight covered her mouth as if to keep from vomiting, “What if none of those things happen? What if you don’t get me to say those things?”

“You name it, my little prude.”

“Are you sure about that? It’s my call?”

“Sure am Sugarcube.”

Twilight lay on her back. “Deal. Now that I no longer have to prove that I can do more than one thing at a time, we’ll use this to track the time.” A small clock materialized. Both hands were on 12. When I say start, it will begin to tick. For each second. You have, how many minutes did you say?”

“Ten,” Applejack said with a confident smirk.

“Okay, so you have 600 ticks to get me to say, what was it?’

" ‘Please put your tongue into my vagina and make me cum’. Yeah, I reckon that should about do it.”

“That image alone will make it easy to resist any desires, not that I’ll have any, though it’s likely to bring on nausea. This is going to be easy. Ready? Oh, yes, we won’t be able to see the face of the clock, so neither of us will be tempted to keep looking at it, but believe me, I’ll be counting every second waiting for this to be over. Ready?”

“Eyup.”

“Okay - clock, start.”

The clock started ticking.

Applejack gently lifted Twilight’s left rear leg. Twilight immediately pulled it away.

“Twilight! You at least got to give me a sportin’ chance.”

Twilight sighed and placed it in her lap. Applejack was a little surprised, it felt stronger than she’d imagined, which only made her more determined. She began massaging her underhoof. Twilight glared at her, still livid.

“How does that feel, Sugarcube?”

“Well, it certainly doesn’t make the idea of saying perverted things any more desirable, if that’s what you’re asking. Other than that, it feels relaxing.!”

“Good.” Applejack finished and went to the other hoof. “Now, would you please spread your legs apart a little so I could perform the massage correctly?”

Twilight just stared, “Pervert,” she muttered and placed her hooves over herself. Applejack went up to her canon and repeated the massage that Twilight had performed on her. Twilight didn’t budge. Finally, she said, “I’m fine, you can stop anytime you want.”

“I got seven more minutes,” Applejack said smiling and then moved up to the lower part of Twilight’s thigh. “Oh, you were a lot farther up my leg than this, Princess.” She gently massaged Twilight’s outer and inner thigh. “How does that feel?”

“FINE!”

“Should I stop?”

“I don’t care, I’m not in the least interested in what you’re doing.”

“Doesn’t matter, I’ve got five more minutes:” Applejack moved her hooves almost to the top of Twilight’s thigh and then, with her hooves on either side, gently massaged the princess’s inner and outer thigh back and forth.

“That is not how I did it to you,” Twilight complained.

“Oh, so there is a way that I can do it that will make you beg for me to do more?”

“No.” Twilight said petulantly, “There is absolutely nothing you can do to make me want any of that or say those words.”

Twilight crossed her forelegs in front of her as Applejack moved to the other leg. Finally, she let them drop. “Now what?” she asked.

“Looks like I’m running out of time.”

Twilight swallowed, “You still have two minutes left, but you can stop now - I don’t care.”

“Well, in that case….” Applejack moved her hooves up to Twilight’s inner thigh .”Should I stop, or is that willpower still strong?”

“I don’t need willpower, I’m disgusted enough to hold out, believe me.”

Applejack softly caressed Twilight’s flank, and as she did, she leaned in, tenderly, kissing the inside of her thigh where it met her body. She heard Twilight moan softly. Applejack moved to the inside of the other leg, gently caressing it. Kissing her inner thigh several times, she moved closer to the center. She whispered. “I love you, Twilight Sparkle.” She looked up at Twilight, who was scowling down at her.

“Is that it? You’ve still got 30 seconds left, but it’s not going to make any difference, Applejack, because what you did is disgusting and perverted and wrong. You’ll never hear me say those words, and you can stop this instant! Or you can keep going for the next few seconds because you’re not going to turn me into a pervert.”.

Applejack didn’t move. Twilight looked at her and said, “Not in the next ten seconds anyway, or nine… or eight or seven, or six, or five, four, three two…one! Sorry Applejack,” Twilight leaned forward and, with an obnoxious smile, said, “You lose.” Then in an obnoxious little filly sing-song voice, Twilight sang, “I’m wiwy wiwy sowwy Applejack. Pweeese thrust that sweet tongue of yours in and out of my vagina as far and as fast as you can and make wittow Twilight cum.”

Applejack’s smiled seductive\ly “You know what else, Sugarcube?” Applejack asked, smirking, “You miscounted. I still got one more minute.” Applejack reached over and picked up the clock, turned it around, and sure enough, there was one minute left.

Twilight’s expression became one of pure horror and disgust. “Uh, but…” she frantically looked around. Finally, her eyes came to rest on the sight between her legs. Reaching down between them, she pulled her coat, exposing a swollen, dripping vagina. Her clitoris, as big as Applejack’s, stood erect and practically pulsing. Holding it open with one hoof, she touched herself and gasped in sudden pleasure. She pulled her hoof away and with revulsion, looked at the long thick strand of cum that draped from her hoof back down to her pussy. She looked at Applejack, who clearly worried, and watched as the;look of revulsion on Twilight’s face very slowly changed into a seductive smirk. Then Princess Twilight Sparkle reached forward and touched her dripping hoof to Applejack’s lips and whispered,

“I know.”

Then she leaned forward, looked into those shocked green eyes, and kissed her.