Twilight Can't Find a Book

A couple of hours later, Pinkie and Twilight found themselves in a messy pile of books.

“Man, I can’t find anything today. SPIKE!" Waking up from a nap after a few seconds, her assistant baby dragon ran down the stairs, tripping over himself.

“Mmm-what is it, Twilight?”

“Have you reorganized the library recently? I can’t find any books about licorice and its sources of origin.”

“No, I haven’t,” said Spike, worried for his stupid friend who was unable to find an elephant in a haystack. “Wait, how long have you been down here?”

“Two hours! Pinkie and I just can’t find anything.”

“That’s right! It wasn’t even under L!!” said Pinkie, since she would sometimes recycle jokes in an attempt to be cutesy and funny but nobody really gives a shit about her.

At that moment, out of nowhere, somepony BUCKED THE DOOR THE FUCK DOWN. It was Applejack!

“Applejack!” the three of them yelled out. “What are you doing here?”

“Well, I was walkin’ down Ponyville, selling corn and apples, when my supersonic hearin’ caught y’all being worried about a book. So I galloped all my way down here to help y’all,” explained Applejack, as the unappreciated good friend she was.

“What about your corn and apples?”

“Oh, I left a chemical signal so’s to call a fellow earth pony from the colony to take over. ’Sides, anyone caught tryin’ t’ steal my apples will be paralyzed from the gas cloud.”

“Oh, I see. Cool!” said Twilight, because if there’s one thing she’s good at, it’s understanding things immediately, since the writers not only give her unbelievable powers but also make her super brainiac-like smart, implying she’s better than Applejack and her down-to-earth actual knowledge of the world you can’t get from books.

“Anyway, you guys take this here book—”

“‘Licorice and Where to Find It’? How’d you find this so fast?”

“Oh, I just used echolocation to see the words formed by the ink in all the books around the area. ’Tain’t nothin’,” said the farmer pony, humble as always.

“Why, thank you so much! Maybe you should come down later for a pic-nic.”

“Oh, I dunno about that, Twilight. I might be helpin’ other ponies just like you. Nopony knows…”

“Okay, well, thanks again!”

“My pleasure. See y’all around!” said Applejack, teleporting back to her cart.