My story begins in the summer of 1992. The year the bombs fell, well more like missiles actually but no one actually cares.
Long story short China absorbed Russia and then almost the rest of Asia actually all of Asia. And then the oil wars or resource wars whoever you want to ask. And then boom the summer of 1992 gets super hot and I mean like melt the dudes face off hot like uncomfortable boner hot.
But the year is now 2000 and yeah six... No it's five yep 2005. But after the bombs fell some things did survive like a couple companies Microsoft took off it ate apple unfortunately Sony died and so did most things in Japan but that's not really that relevant. What is relevant is the internet, man even when the world ended I still think maybe we should have just nuked us harder because you never know what you find on there usually it's a lot of bad things but hey who cares techno bandits rule.
So to get into the real meat and potatoes one day I was just wondering I got a pink on my zone master, it just said anomaly so I threw a bolt at it and then boom.
Black.... Yep everything is all black I see a red door and I want to paint it black. Oh I was just about to break out in a musical song and then I realize blackness is just my fucking eyelids. With no effort I opened my eyes. And what I see stuns me it's a forest a green forest of evergreens pine Aspen and birch trees. This was surely not Zion national Park place I lived at for the past 2 years with my techno bandit gang. This is going to be fucking annoying.
Checklist
Plate carrier level 4 plus plates check.
War belt check.
Really cool skull mask / balaclava check.
Molly went backpack with goodies check
A pair of black Air Force ones check. your boys built a little devious 😈.
Oakley sunglasses with gold lens tint fuck yeah check.
Straw samurai hat check.
One AK-47 check
Colt 1911 check
One tech 9 check
One samurai sword and Ka-Bar check
Well that should be everything. Time to pick a direction.... I don't know where to go oh God I just want to go home, I just want to be with the boys we could be doing so much cool shit like building rad cars or blowing something up or robbing someone. But no I trigger an anomaly now I'm sentenced some bullshit forest.
Well it's time I guess get going. The goons would never appreciate me sitting here and being sad. so I go east.
I went East for many days. But one fateful day ran into a caravan.
Damn wherever this anomaly sent me it's quite nice my zone Master hasn't pinged there's no anomalies, no radiation, this place is perfect it's honestly quite nice. Even the temperature was perfect outside I wasn't like back home where the sun was just harsh in just wanted to murder you. And all the clean water you could want it was here it was without a doubt amazing here. And that was the first clue there is no way I'm back home there's no way I'm in the states shit I doubt I'm even in the on Earth anymore.
Hey what the fuck is that noise
It kind of sounds like Wheels but no engine I'm going to, should I really my curiosity has me I'm going to go check this out. I looked around my immediate surroundings and a bush.
Well the bush should work although hey bush camping I said that last part to like literally no one
"Hey Chad did you know I hate getting into bushes."
"Wow I didn't know you hated getting into bushes chat that's so interesting and quirky. I know right we're interesting and quirky I hate bushes f*** why am I talking to myself." I had a whole conversation out loud until myself I'm losing it I should just..
no
It didn't take long 10 minutes and then I saw it a wagon an actual Oregon trail wagon. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen okay well that's a lie. The people now they were they weren't people. Don't call me crazy but they were by people horse creatures speaking English they were talking about how today sucked how it's really hot outside and all sorts of minor nuisances. And it was right then and there I decided I was going to give them something to complain about. The gods themselves can have stopped the pure wave of black Air Force energy that came up and took me, I'm very devious I whispered. I pulled my AK out and did a small brass check One in the chamber 30 in the mag I'm going to rob this shit.
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Morningstar was having a really good day. It started with hey bacon and toast and coffee and now she was pulling the caravan to her next destination her herd mate bright star was hoping her pull the caravan. They were all happy they were a small heard still looking for a stallion but she knew would eventually she would find one who knows maybe one would come out off the side of the road and join them {wink-wink}.
All of a sudden The voice was Heard off to the right about 3 hours into their travels.
"Put your fucking hands up or I'll fucking put a cap in your ass you dumb horse bitch. God damn I suck at this it's Paul he was way better at robbing people. Put your fucking hands up you're going to do is simple you're going to unhook yourself from the wagon you're going to step away from the wagon you're going to stay in my line of sight at all times you move you die you scream you die you do anything like try and fight guess what you die."
BrightStar can believe what she was hearing so was Morningstar they both couldn't believe what they were hearing or seeing a strange stallion dressed in strange clothes threatening them with the metal and wood stick it was too funny.
"Oh no the poor thing is sick morning look the poor stallion must have hit his head really hard."
"I think you're right I think you did hit his head really hard come here."
Both Mayors begin to unlatch themselves from the carriage to help the quote on quote sick stallion."oh poor thing come here we're not going to hurt you."they both said
That's when Morningstar May the lethal mistake by trying to grab the strange wooden and metal stick. Out of the hands on the quote on quote sick stallion.
"Bitch the fuck that I say you fight you got you know what."
And without a second thought the strange-standing pulled the trigger shredding both of the mares. I wanted to Rob someone not murder someone wow whatever at least I have things and money to go to sigh
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I said if you fight you died right well good because I'm not a liar I keep my word. This is not really annoying because I have two corpses and a whole last carriage guess I'll just search through it I guess I don't keep on talking to myself.
I started with the two bodies the clothes was simple I random pockets and to my shock and surprise there was gold coins like 1 oz actual gold coins with like things on it I don't really care about that from the two corpses I gathered 10 gold coins maybe today will be a good day. Time to search the wagon or carriage or whatever the f*** I'm calling it. I opened the door to the carriage inside was well it was more reminiscent of U-Haul like it was just packed up with home things so these two must have been moving relocating house. The first couple boxes I opened not really much of anything pictures ceramic dishes soap cleaning supplies the more and more I looked the more I realized nothing in here was all that good and then talked around the corner of the wagon I saw it. It was absolutely radical gods must have blessed me today or the black Air Force One energy because tucked away in the back corner of their wagon sad hey beautiful longboard. It was mine I will shred this thing and I will cap everyone I can within reason. I begin inspecting the longboard and I realized something quite interesting the wheels were made out of this strange material almost like rubbery and the bearings were really high quality they just kept spinning. So I took it outside and put it on the ground and I started pushing instead of walking I was now skating on this fucking wicked longboard. I shame there was no art on the bottom but I'll put something radical on there.
I skated for the whole day finally I made it to a town. There was a welcome sign and it said welcome to Dodge City I can help but the smile a little deviously welcome indeed. I skated into that City with as much fucking swaggers I could possibly outwardly project and that's when I learned one big thing here in Equestria if you were a male sex is thrown at you. I'm not going to lie for that first year that's all I did. I was what was known as a herd bouncer I would go from one to the other, pleasing all the ladies I could and then one night the post not clarity hit me harder than a thousand bricks a speeding war rig. This realization, this epiphany I was not happy I was sad I was using sex to fill the holes my missing friends and the missing adventures that I used to have. I don't want to have sex anymore I don't want to be horny and all honesty I just want to be happy.
Happy what made me happy. Was the goons made me happy my boys the shenanigans the danger the adventure that made me happy. Next morning I woke up early I woke up at 4:00 I looked myself in the mirror I didn't like what I saw. I saw softness long hair weakness in the eyes weakness in my once violent Amber eyes my hair is long and black this was going to be fixed I didn't wear any of my gear anymore was all stored away and a secret facility AKA rental box. I went to the nearest barber I had them cut all my hair. Now supporting a new high and tight I walked into the tattoo shop down the road my right arm I got one inscription back from the dead and on my back the skull with two crossed Pistons and turbo fans in its eyes on on the top the image on my back there was the word turbo and on the bottom powder to honor what came before the turbo powder gang. After that I went to the storage container I collected my gear I decided to go on a adventure.
Has I left that storage facility I felt something inside me I haven't felt in a long time this... Happy I'm going to go do something wild and ain't no one going to be able to stop me. Went the rest of my money I bought a map it's a non-perishable food I dropped the board on the ground and I began to skate. I was skating through Dodge City also looking at my map the first place I'm going to go is mmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmm oh I know a good spot let's go to the ever-free that looks cool old castle ruins monster fighting. Who knows what I'll find there. But I'm sure as hell going to find out. On words me boys to adventure.
Author's Note
Hi hello it's me. Want to say thank you for reading my shit ass story.
Ever-free
I was leaving Dodge City for good it was time I find my happiness, adventure, love, violence. I definitely got some strange looks skating through the city in full kit but I really didn't care. I was making my way towards the exit of the city ready to begin my new.
"Hey you stop right there what are you doing."
A voice broke my train of thought I look over to see the speaker was was none other than a guard. Of Dodge City."fuck."I mumble that last part quietly to myself.
"Stallion what are you doing. I know you're not supposed to be leaving this city without a mayor escort."
I sighed to myself nothing can ever be easy now can it. So I did the only thing I could think of. I thrust my hand out in front of me showing her my palm all five fingers spread wide. And in my best impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger I said it. "Talk to the hand yeah."
The guard mare looked absolutely confused. And I use this confusion to press my advantage. Leaving Dodge City.
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I was on the road again, and it was great I was happy free I could go wherever do whatever and no one absolutely no one can stop me. By the end of the day I was halfway to the everfree forest I made a quick little camp beside the road. And dinner was busin I'm talking about one of the best MREs ever chicken burrito bowl 10 out of 10 amazing.
The next day was nothing I just traveled halfway through I made it to the edge of the forest before entering I had the ever essential little snack. The protein bars mmmm I say six out of 10 okay but could be better. With the snack out of the way adventure, monster, hunting and the abandon Castle waited me.
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The longboard would not be good riding through the forest, so with a bungee cord and some Molly webbing I looped the front wheels up with the bungee cord and strapped it to the back of my pack. Keeping the longboard out of my way.
The forest was genuinely nice and I didn't see why the ponies kept on saying it was all that dangerous. Other than like well the forest work like a force should and had its own functional ecosystem.
I pressed onwards continuing into the forest but eventually it happened I got jumped by a bunch of stupid fucking wooden wolves.
The only thing I heard snap of a branch. The wolf came straight at me for my side and the only thing I could think to do is drop and I mean drop all the way to the ground. The wolf sword right over me and as I got back up I realized I was completely surrounded
1..2..3...4..5..6. that was the amount that was around me. Not good.. for them, my rifle was on my back my pistol and it's holster on my thigh but my sword that was in reach and I know with my draw on My sword I can cut with it. So the sword it is
Slowly spread my legs my left hand moving up touching the sheath and with my thumb pushing the blade forward. I breathed in and out in and out, calm, relax.
There that sound was again Styx wood shifting turning to my left of that sound I drew this katana slashing upwards I cut the throat of the timberwolf. I was not going to stop my attack after that first move so to the one at the front, I was able to break the pax's train of thought. I got a vertical slash on the one and I kept running. As I was running I was able to sheath my katana, and then I drew the AK.
Dropping two in the low kneel I waited not long but the pack showed up. Once they showed up I was all game over I laid down the hatred 28 rounds of hatred.
"Oh yeah who's the Boss. That's right me baby your ass straight garbage."my shit talking of their corpses didn't last long as they all glowed and begin to merge together. "Fuck." That was the only thing I said as they all merged and made one massive ass fucking wolf. This isn't cool.
I did the only thing I could really think of and ran. Good thing my AK is on a sling because I just dropped it and ran. Fuck the hell's going to kill a big ass wooden wolf and as I thought of that the answer hit me. fire... I need fire as I continue to run for my life I swung my bag around and begin to dig through it eventually I found it a flare. Yes just a flare not a flare gun just a flare. Well I hope this works I reached up twisting the knob right off igniting the flare. The flare burst of life in a red flame. take a single step I turned on my heels ready to fight. Turning around I made fat eye contact with that timber wolf. It's funny when we made eye contact because he was going over me and I was now under him as I did the same trick I did and I dropped to the ground as he jumped trying to take off my head. I was able to push up with my legs driving the burning flair straight into his chest, lodging it straight inside he was now burning from a flame that couldn't be put out and I got to watch it. He thrashed around like crazy but you couldn't dislodge it he tried everything rolling around trying to collide himself shit nothing he did would help, no I watch that timber Wolf burn with a smile on my face.
Okay Forest you got me you're pretty cool, I like this place. Wondering around I found a really nice clearing. The grass nice and green it's stirty trees around and by my great luck a pretty sturdy stream ran right through the side of the clearing. So like any logical techno bandit I claimed this territory as mine. This whole clearing no fuck it this whole woods is mine I'm the mother fucking techno bandit King of the everfree and ain't no one going to tell me otherwise.
That's right time to build the base of operations. And I need a place you can call home and well I thought that would be a good place, and the everfree is dangerous so no one's is willingly going to walk in here so I decided it will be a good place for my place.
So first thing's first on building a infinitial fortress of Doom. It's a fire so going over to the stream I was able to find some nice River rocks pulled them out brought them to the center of the clearing made of circle with them this was like my fireplace, looks good.
Now time for shelter. I don't have any tools I can't build anything with this realization out of the way I decided to well just say fuck it and cowboy camp it for now but on the list a shovel and ax a wood planer and a hammer and a saw. I think that's everything I need not sure but that's tomorrow's problem I ate another MRE drop my pack I want to sleep.
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THE NEXT MORNING..
I woke up to the birds chirping and the sun shining in my eyes. And my morning went well as expected. collected some firewood and started a fire I got some water in a canteen and poured some instant coffee in it.
With my breakfast of champions of black coffee I decided that today was the day I continue exploring the forest. So I just started walking around for the next 2 hours. But then something interesting happened my zone Master started going off the anomaly detector was detecting something. And as redundant as that statement is it was true, I was picking up on something about 100 yards in front of me. So I began to close in soon I was able to see it in another small clearing sharing heat wave light and reality itself kind of bent inwards on itself and the faint clicking of my geiger counter as well started to go off as well. Whatever this was this wasn't natural for Equestria no this reminded me of home. The wastelands, I did the one thing anyone can do when facing an unknown anomaly, I threw a bolt. For some reason I think it might be iron but bolts tend to disrupt anomalies usually triggering them, so you could use this to safely clear a path around dangerous anomalies or go right through them. So I threw one, and it activated the air in light from where the heat wave was begin to suck in on itself, it ate the ground the air the light everything began to collapse in on itself and then it exploded. Dropping from the anomaly was a truck.
It was a truck, a tractor trailer. It was pretty big trailer and all it was some glaring issues with it like well the massive hole in the engine, and the exploded crew cab. But what really got my attention is the trailer itself it was still intact and as I walked around to the back my trailer was still locked too. This was good now I need to do is break the lock and how did my genius decide to break the lock. Easy smash it with rock. And well after a couple minutes of senselessly beating and I broke the lock off. Master Lock garbage, anyways the trailer was filled with supplies obviously but it looked like settlement supplies, whose did it belong to now with that was interesting what's the markings the American flag but instead of the Stars there was a swastika there this identified this resupply was neo-nazis. That wasn't the weird part as the new Nazis were always fighting for territory. No the weird part was when I opened up some of the crates some of the tools had hammer and sickle signs. well that's the red fists or the neo-commies which was strange because last time I checked those factions hated the hell out of each other.
I gathered what I could carry for now. A bunch of power tools, batteries, hand tools and the best thing a portable solar farm this was going to be the beginning of my inpenetrable fortress of Doom. There was also sleeping bags tents and stuff like that that I took. On my fifth trip back to the truck I moved enough stuff to realiz that one of the floorboards in the truck was loose. So doing the logical thing I pried it open with my k bar it was a little secret compartment. And oh boy what I found, a vanilla folder and on the folder was a single image, that of a perfect circle. The circle was shaped like a moon and on the far left side both ends touched creating a perfect sphere.
A soft clicking came from my zone master that of the anomaly detector. My stomach began to turn this folder was dangerous, the cult is behind it. Whatever the cult of the perfect circle wanted with the commies and the Nazis was not good well for Earth that was. But still not good, so against my better judgment I decided to open it.
My vision began to tunnel into blackness white numbers began to creep into the edge of my vision numbers strange characters symbols again to invade in my mind.
RAP ..... TAPE ........SKREEWCH
Noises begin to feel my head as well. I'm going to finally I heard it from behind over my shoulder.
We're watching stalker
The air temperature dropped freezing. I slowly turned and I saw it. A shadow a humanoid shape pitch Black with white eyes a jagged line crept through where it mouth would be as a smiled.
Will be watching you.
Friend.
I was standing looking down at an empty hole. A hole where a vanilla folder used to be. But now there's no folder and no hole just floor. I bent down to a knee I pushed against the floor as a creaked there was a void a space in between this and the bottom of the trailer, I drew my cave bar as I pried it up there was a compartment and inside the compartment was vanilla folder, and on the folder was he crescent Moon that formed into a perfect circle.
My throat immediately dried out, who do they want with me why are they here that's all I can think of. Why are the shadows here why are the dark ones here. I open the folder again or maybe I'm opening it for the first time these things are strange. My vision tunnel again the numbers crawled back into my vision, the symbols too maddening whispers invaded my mind. I began to flip through the pages one by one strange symbols, numbers, and diagrams word I could not comprehend were printed within the folder and then finally I gained some.. UNDERSTANDMENT.
The voice. I heard it again was bringing my ear
"""SO... YOU ARE BRAVE. I WILL GIVE YOU THIS I WILL GIVE YOU UNDERSTANDMENT.""
"""""ONE LAST THING YOU WILL NEED THIS 9782""
And just like that it ended again but only this time I was back in camp my tent already set up my solar farm as well battery's already charging. My psyche was slipping I needed to sleep or drink. I didn't have any alcohol not even cigarettes, so some sleep will work.
Somewhere in Utah.
"Jack. We need to fucking go now."Quinn yelled
"I know I know I'm trying to get the truck started."
The quote on quote truck, was a massive tractor trailer with two V12 diesel motors with two massive superchargers and blowers on top. Jack continued to turn the key and step on the gas to try and get the truck started. Jack's outfit was pretty standard black pair of combat boots can pants knee pads a gray undershirt a black plate carrier and a long brown duster, also sporting a helmet and an m51 pro gas mask with custom red lenses.
Quinn on the other hand like the splinter cell games too much and well that's how she looked.
Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv. The sound of carburetors sucking in air filled the canyon. As finally the massive truck turned over, the truck angrily came to life roaring Jack immediately put it into low first gear and stepped on the gas.
Three other vehicles followed a kitted out trophy truck, with a minigun taking up the passenger side the driver was simply known as Rog or Rogy. The next was well a Ford f-350 of sorts. You could simply tell that was built to haul explosives the devious demolitionist. That drove this vehicle his name was Paul.
"Uuuummmm we have a problem there getting closer." Rogy yelled into the CB.
"You're hauling over 32,000 pounds of artillery and that's not even counting the ammo. Moving is kind of hard."quinn yelled into her CB at Rogy.
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The evergreen Forest
I was walking around and doing my own thing, having fun. But in all reality I was exploring this old abandoned castle I found. And I was pretty disappointed, like and all the Indiana Jones movies there's traps and treasure and all sorts of cool things it gave me really high expectations. But no I found the lamest castle with the lamest traps and no treasure. it was kind of annoying.
I was currently in the library exploring, I noticed there is a strange spiders with blue stars on them I hate spiders. But within my genius I decided to throw books at them and well that was quite fun. I continue to throw things around like a retard until finally one of the books hit something metallic, there's a loud clang and other noises and then there was a voice
"Who air disturb me."
I was not impressed "..."I said nothing in response.
A blue orb flooded out it quickly took shape into one of the equines but this one was different it had things and it was black and kind of looked cartoonishly evil.
"I am the remnants of nightmare Moon cower before me mortal."
"Man shut your bubblegum looking head ass to fuck-up. Trying to talk with me with zero drip."
"You dare talk to nightmare Moon that way I will smite you where you stand."
I heard the sound of a horn powering up she was planning on quote smiling me. But I kind of tuned out as I was pouring salt on my fist in a solid movement I grabbed a horn I punch her in the face with my salt covered fist.
"Have some salt your spectral loser."
Apparently you can knock out a ghost. She laid there out cold I decided I was going to run her pockets. But me realize that she was a ghost and bad guy ask looking armor there were no pockets and I couldn't touch her other than the fist I had covered in salt so. I continued walking around. I got bored so I decided I was just going to light the place on fire and leave. Like who's going to stop me so walking back to my cabin grabbing a couple gallons of gasoline and some molotovs I made I lit the castle on fire. Now that was fun.
Couple hours later
I was still chilling there eating an MRE watching this shity Castle burned to the ground and then I heard footsteps they were people no ponies behind me. I turned around and well I saw six of them one was purple kind of look like a nerd, next was orange she look like the redneck but not, next was yellow with pink hair she look like a bitch, the next was white and she was a bitch, the next one was pink she looks like she's been on a high of cocaine for the past 25 years, and the last one was blue with rainbow and she look like a fagit.
"What."that's all I said
"What happened." the nerd looking one asked me
"About the castle yeah kind of lit the place on fire it's pretty fun. Well the lighting on fire part was fun the castle itself sucked bad traps, no treasure and some stupid dark blue Ghost and spiders. I decided that it would be so much better if I let it on fire and more fun."
"What you can't like that on fire because you didn't like it there is so much knowledge and magic in that Castle!" The nerd yelled at me
I blinkly looked at her and told her that no one asked. I got up and left.
Of course they tried to stop me but I had that drip. Mainly black high top Air forces I just broke their ankles with my jukes I wasn't going to find a bunch of teenagers.
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(Somewhere in Utah)
The remnants of a great techno bandit gang were being chased out by who well it was a mixed coalition of the worst factions ever. The first one leading the charge was the KKK next was the new Nazis third were the Communists.
"Come on guys we can get out of here looking at the scanner there's a massive anomaly up ahead we could probably lose them in that." The rest of the gang agreed with Quinn's assessment heading towards the anomaly, well I guess you could say they lost him because the anomaly quickly swallowed the entire crew and dispersed them all over the next realm.
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(With Paul)
I woke up with the start. Something was off mainly because I was upside down it didn't take long for me to write myself I just unclipped the seatbelt and I was trying to helmet so I just fell, my truck still had power so I was able to get the windows rolled down I climbed out I was hopefully somewhere in Utah.
I was in some desert with Red rocks all around me and while my truck was flipped over needed to find some help to flip it but first things first is a quick gear check.
A pair of coyote tan steel toed boots, desert marpat trousers had a simple white t-shirt underneath my heavily modified plate carrier it covered my entire torso with steel level 5 plates and I also add another plate covering my groin and to that covered my thighs. I wore a simple balaclava with helmet with a black shield on it. Checking my backpack I had 25 lb of subtext another 25 lb of c4 and around 100 ft of debt cord 122 charges and my 12-volt detonator I also had my shotgun and AUG.
I decided the best thing I could do is scout the area. They were walking a five mile perimeter on my truck eventually on the distance I found it looked like to be a village hopefully this wasn't one of the villages I rated because while I just hooked it wasn't. Looking through the site on my AUG I realized the village was kind of weird it was like two even perpendicular Rose and a single house at the end weird and the people milling around the villages were oddly colored it made me angry for some reason I don't know why it just did. But I sucked it up and I went down there anyways.
Making it to the village I realize that it was full of horse people like actual horse people and they all had some strange tattoo on them of an equal sign and they're all unnaturally happy. Started bring up old memories of when I was a child I was younger and ignorant when I thought the only way was communism forcing everyone to be equal but now I realize that I was wrong and kind of cringe. At that moment I realized I was standing in a communist village of course people and it disgusted me. Because I know that true freedom is dangerous I'm still going to have them help me flip my truck though.
Walking into the center of the village I cleared my throat
"Hey I kind of flipped my truck a while back I need like some people to help me like flip it back over I would appreciate the help. I need like like 20 uuuuummmmm... People to help me."
In return I got a chorus of friendly and over cheerful of course I'll help you that's what our village is all about helping others.
It was pretty off-putting but you know I needed help to flip my truck anyway so why not I wasn't like I was about to let him live anyways. We were about to leave when a purple one with purple hair and a blue stripe came up to me she also had one of those weird equal sign tattoos on her hand.
"Hi there I'm the leader of this village my name is starlight glimmer. I heard you were having trouble you flipped your uumm truck?"
I just nodded "yeah that's right I flipped my truck I need some people to help me flip it back over."
"Well the ponies from My village would be more than happy to help you equality is what we're all about and lending a helpful hoof. After some of my friends help you I wouldn't mind if you stayed here for a while."
I just nodded, I knew what she was trying to do trying to bring me in that commy fucking snake.
I got them to help me flip my truck as they were celebrating and congratulating each other, I screwed the big block suppressor on my shotgun being a semi-auto Remington I just took out and one by one buckshot ripping through multiple ponies at once we were a couple miles miles away and they screams wouldn't reach the village they tried to run but I had plenty of rounds for him.
I just left their bodies there didn't feel like running their pocket says some other people would do no let them there as a message.
Starting the truck up I drove back into town told them that they wanted to walk that they should be back soon told him that I would wait by the front gate let them know when they came back. I with my copious amounts of c4 and send text I walked around the town slowly put a brick here another half pound brick here another there one here, on structural points like them all together with deck cord ponies try to ask me what was going on I smiled it's a party setting up some streamers I even had a few help me told them that it was like glue but it was really easy to take off.
I had them hung some text c4 and debt cord all throughout the village it was all wired up practically almost ran out 52 lb of some text and see for combined with almost a thousand foot of debt cord. To the single end of the debt cord rope I linked up a remote detonator and then I synced it with the 12 volt on my belt moving my truck was easy I was out of town told him I was going to go look for the others sat on that ridge as I pulled the trigger I vaporized that entire town.
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(Rog)
Then I woke up and my head hurt my toes also hurt and my dick too. Quickly taking in my surroundings I was still in my trophy truck modified 50 cal sitting in the passenger seat too and well I was in... A city I was confused the city wasn't destroyed no it was pristine and there was horse people walking around colorful ones too. I wasn't sure what was going on I'm not smart. I just grabbed my CB and see if anyone was on and no no one was on.
I just got out of my truck and I decided to walk around but first I had to do a quick check of everything I had tan boots. Old Marine corps camouflage painted my face black scary my plate carrier which was black and had steel plates in it I had my AK and my Uzi plenty of ammo for each I also had a old coupler helmet I put a :-) on it. Excited to walk out of the alley that me and my truck was in go explore. I walked around horse people definitely looked at me strangely but the city was actually pretty nice and things smelled good too. I followed the trail until I found something that I couldn't believe it remind me when I was but we child before the war a donut place.
I walked in. I sat down and I yelled at the pony running this place "I want your donuts. And if I don't get your donuts I will nut in your mouth."
He kind of looked at me confused but he asked me what kind of donuts I wanted.
"I want all of your donuts one of each. Please bring me all."
She brought me donuts after donut there was 27 different flavors and I tried them all and oh boy were they good so perfect we needed this man I needed this man he was going to join our crew if it was the last thing I've ever done.
"Master of the donuts is this all you want to do with your life make donuts and and is that it."I was never good at the recruitment thing but you know it never hurt to try.
The master of donuts looked at me like I was stupid. Which I was I'm not lying. And then he showed me his hand a donut was on it the tattoo doing it on his hand he told me it was a cutie mark and that it was his special talent and the only thing he ever wanted to do because it was so special talent. No honestly it was kind of depressing.
"So you're telling me master of donuts because making donuts is your special talent you don't want to do anything else nothing else with your life."
He just looked at me no "why would I want to do anything else I love making donuts."
"Oh okay I guess if that's what you really want then I was going to ask you if you wanted to join my crew and stuff but if you really happy making donuts I guess make donuts man."
"Well thanks for the offer so I am the donuts it's going to be 32 bits please."he asked me. I looked at him all right this was like society and shit with actual money in exchange.
I looked at him sadly I'm sorry friend I pulled one of my uzis out I am robbing you of your donuts please put all of them in a box and while you're at it empty the cash register too.
You look confused until I fired a couple rounds and then he got the idea that I was actually robbing him he did that as I said I walked out with as much done it says they could possibly carry and 126 bits.
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(Some pony)
I said at my desk playing with my new hobby. It's only recently since publicly owned privately owned radio has become a thing, I thought it was cool so I bought an antenna and small ham radio I like flipping through the channels and seeing what interesting things I can find.
I kept on flipping through the channels until I hit a strange broadcast. On an open channel 9782 was the channel number.
It sounded strange old music like that from a Jack in The box ever so slightly great it would play for about 3 minutes quiet down and then a mare and a monotone voice would begin speaking numbers, one seven three nine eight seven three two one one five six seven three eight two one five. The music would then resume and then repeat the numbers again it was a loot over and over and over again eventually begin to notice that the numbers begin to change too their order in different placements 9 7 8 2 9 7 8 2 9 7 8 2 9 7 8 2 9 7 8 2 9 7 8 2 9 7 8 2 9 7 8 2 9 7 8 2, more Jack in the box music I couldn't stop listening felt like something was off with this channel. keep on writing down the numbers sequences the music there was something more to this.
Later that night I was slang in bed my entire day was consumed with this channel and the numbers in the in the grainy Jack in the box music.
'LISTEN TO ME'
It's the only thing I could think about, my mind was absolutely consumed by this anomalous channel and what it was broadcasting it almost felt like there were claws digging to the back of my brain trying to rip me apart. But I couldn't sleep.
'LISTEN TO ME'
I already couldn't sleep so what was the harm I would just go back downstairs and I'll continue listening to this channel maybe I could find something more out about it.
When I woke up I realized I was at my desk static filled my ears as the channel stopped broadcasting I felt horrible but there is paper scattered all around me and begin to look at them and I said realized I wrote down what's been playing. That strange tune the numbers the more I look through and then I started finding I've been drawing symbols as well it was five pointed star in a circle the single point of the star pointed up one half of the circle look like to be a moon until it touched on the other side it made well a perfect circle. Maybe this was some sort of magic, maybe I should take this to my Town's wizard maybe he might know.
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(Same pony's house a couple hours later)
And a desolate Ham radio room the radio turned back on. It's strange child's tune was playing as a woman's voice recited number is over and over again static came out of the radio poured from the speakers until there was a solid mass of static on the floor begin to reshape itself into a very humanoid form, it was free. And it was hungry.
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(With Chad)
I was currently exploring a path on my mini bike. The mini bike was a common camping bike, it was a small bike with a 4-stroke lawn mower engine. It was all pretty bare-bone stock but I was having fun with it as it being my only vehicle. The Coleman mini bike did a really good job at traveling the force because it had nice wide all-terrain tires.
The path I was on let out of the forest. To a nearby town I decided I want to go and explore the town, from the map that I was able to find the town's name was ponyville pretty lame if you ask me. It was about an hour ride but I made it out of the forest about 2 minutes I found the welcome sign. I happily drove into town I slowed down of course and with the big old muffler on the Coleman the bike was actually pretty quiet. As I was riding around I began to feel like someone was watching me I started catching glimpses of them they look to be pink, the pink thing that kept on following me also had more pink kind of reminded me of a crack addict. That's when I realized who was the crack addict that watch me burn down the old castle. I decided that will be my absolute best interest to avoid talking to them I don't want to buy no crack I don't want to buy smack weed or any other drug that she might possibly be selling so whatever it is it's probably late I don't want that. There are a couple buildings that stood out to me and I obviously had to go check them out. The first one was a gingerbread house yes I made sure if it was actual decoration or if it was legitimately made at gingerbread. I am happy to say that it was made out of real building construction materials and it just looked like a gingerbread house. The next on my list was City Hall fat l really boring, the next I rolled the cross was the library in a tree I got mad Lord of the Ring vibes from it especially something stuck up nerdy elf I decided to not check it out. The next was a store by the name of quill and sofas I headed to stop and check it out, I was absolutely astonished that the store only sells quills Inc and sofas it was fucking wild I thoroughly enjoyed that shop 10 out of 10 would definitely go back the couches were also pretty nice if I ever find money I'm definitely going to order a couple couches from here. The next was carousel looking place I saw the name on the sign carousel boutique and then all the fucking dresses in it and I said no I just kind of turned around. There's also a game shop I had to stop in there and see what was in I felt conflicted knock off Yu-Gi-Oh and magic and Pokemon yeah not cool they also had board games too some of them were interesting some of them weren't the game shop was six out of 10 kind of mid.
The next place of great importance I found was a broadcasting station PVB ponyville broadcasting. This was quite important, I well stopped in I checked it out and I asked very politely and they actually let me see the radio. That's when I felt it.
I felt cold, like someone was reaching out to me from the other side of a wall as I looked at that radio I felt whispers I heard them in the distance and in the back of my head. Sounded like hundreds of other voices trying to crawl their way out was maddening and it stopped. I heard that young voice of that dark one again was whispering right in my ear "turn the radio."
I couldn't help it I reached out and I turned the radio dial I kept turning it and turning and turning and turning until I found it I don't know what channel I was on was too scared to look cuz I knew what channel I was on and then I heard the broadcast. Child's Play music soft and quiet it dimmed it's a woman's voice came on she begin to recite numbers and the single digits in a various pattern my blood ran cold. I knew what this was an ancient number station constantly repeating its toxic message the creatures from the other side flock to them it's almost a beacon of some kind something about it draws the entities anomalies to it bring some forth. This wasn't good.
I heard the dark ones voice again"ERASE IT."it gave me a location a Target somewhere deep in the everfree forest is a broadcaster for the number station calling entities from the other side to cross over it needed to be destroyed the dark one is telling me to destroy it.
I quickly turn the radio station back to whatever it was supposed to be on I had enough this town bored me I had a direction now had to find the number station deep in the everfree forest. With that I left I went back to base I geared up as much as possible and I got ready to sit out for this number station.
Author's Note
I could care less I'm having fun it will update whenever I want it to. Also look up number stations on YouTube those things are scary really unnerving. And even to today no one really knows what they do.
