There is a school wide ban on Pinkie having coffee, caffeine is banned in the Pie house, and Sunset has banned Pinkie from even touching anything with caffeine in it. This is all for a very good reason. Now, imagine what would happen if Pinkie drank the coffee of choice of the girl who has nicknames such as 'Night Owl', 'Vampire', 'Werewolf of Canterlot', 'Nightstalker', and 'Mistress of the Night'. Hint, nothing good.

Okay, this is my first attempt at this. It's not my usual forte, so tell me what you think. I'm trying to see if I can make something funny without it being at least 'T' rated.