Author's Note

Pinkie Pie has a little run-in with local law enforcement after being a bit too free-spirited with her wardrobe.
Character(s): Pinkie Pie
Tags: Anthro, Male x Female, Exhibitionism
Derpibooru ID: 2852322

Crime and Punishment

*Panting*

“Oh...oooh...it's sooooo hot today. Why does it have to be so hot today? I mean, I know it's the middle of summer, but still! Doesn't the princess know little mares like me still have to walk around in this heat? Couldn't she turn the sun down just a teensy weensy bit? Oh...if I'd known it was gonna be this hot out today, I would've waited until the evening to make the walk back from Sweet Apple Acres. And Applejack even tried to warn me too! I really should've let her talk me into staying and having some nice, cold apple cider with her.

Oh, but...at least I'm finally back in town! Sugarcube Corner's only a few minutes away! I can almost taste those sweet, creamy milkshakes!”

*Salivating*

“Oh, who am I kidding? I'll never make there it at this rate! It's just too hot! Why did I have to dress so warmly today too? Leggings? Long sleeves? What was I thinking? That's it, if I make it home without melting, it's booty shorts and crop tops for the rest of the summer! But...that doesn't help me now. Forget Sugarcube Corner; I don't even think I can make it to Twilight's place! I...I gotta do something, or I'll be a little Pinkie-puddle before too long! Wait...maybe...”

*Looks around*

“Nobody's around. They're probably all hiding inside to stay cool, or down at the swimming hole. Nobody would see me. And...I don't have that much farther to go. If I could just get a little bit cooler, then maybe...just maybe...

Oh, screw it!”

*Exertion noises*

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh...that's the stuff! Sorry, shirt, but Pinkie's gotta do this without you. I'm so glad I didn't wear a bra today. Well, not like that's different from any other day, but still. Oh, that breeze just feels so good on my hot, sweaty boobies. But...my legs are still burning up...and they're the ones that have to get me home lickety-split! Oh...well, I...I guess I've already come this far. And it'll feel sooooo good to get these off of me. Fine. Leggings, time to take one for the team! Just gotta wiggle you down over my big booty and...”

*Throat clearing*

“Oh...heh heh. Um...hello, officer! Nice...day we're having, huh? What? What am I doing? Well, I uh...I'm...protesting?

What!?! What do you mean you have to give me a ticket? A ticket for what? Oh...indecent exposure. Yeah, I...guess that's fair, heh heh. So...how much is the fine?

Sorry, what!?! How much? Is that in Equestrian bits?”

Shit! I don't have that kind of money lying around, and I can't go running to Twilight...again; she cut me off! What am I gonna do?

“Say, um...you're a reasonable guy, right? Maybe we could come to some sort of...arrangement? Something that doesn't involve my piggy bank?"

"Like what? Well, um...

Look, I know that I've been a...bad little filly...flashing my plump little body out here for all to see. I know I've done bad. I wouldn't want some poor little colt to catch a glimpse of me and then jerk himself to death over my big titties and my fat ass. I just think that a...financial punishment might not be the most effective strategy, you know? You give me a ticket, and I'll probably just forget about the whole thing and end up streaking again next week!

No, a situation like this calls for a much more...thorough sort of punishment, the sort of punishment I'll never forget. I'm sure a big, strong, handsome guy like you can find some way of punishing a hot, sweaty little mare like me.

Ugh, do I gotta spell it out for you? Fine. I want you to take those big, strong hands of yours, pull 'em back, then let 'em loose on all of this plump, juicy, jiggly real estate I got goin' on back here. Yes, genius, I want you to spank me! And you better spank me good and hard if you want me to learn my lesson! You gotta make all this juicy gelatin ripple if you want the lesson to sink in. All this soft, sexy pink better be bright red by the time you let me go. I wanna see a big ol' handprint right over these little balloons, you hear? I want you to slap me so hard that Princess Celestia can hear it all the way in Canterlot!

Or...if you think all that still isn't enough...if you think I'll still run off and be a bad little filly tomorrow even after you've made it so I can't sit right for a week...then there are other things you could do. I see you got a nice big nightstick hanging there on your belt. I bet you don't get to use it that often in a sleepy little town like this. Wouldn't you like to just whip that thing out and go to town on all of this plump, juicy meat? Oh, and don't worry about me...I can take anything you can dish out. And don't be afraid to jam it between my legs either. You might hear me moan a bit...or a lot...but I totally won't be enjoying having that big, hard shaft rubbing against my Pinkie-pussy one bit!

And after all of that, after I'm dripping wet and red all over...if you still think I haven't had enough...then you can pull out that other nightstick you got down there. Don't try to hide it, although I don't see how you even could. From the size of that bulge, you must be packing enough heat to blow away half the mares in town! If you used that thing on me, I'd never forget about today...ever!

Just think about it. You unbuckle your belt, drop your pants, then whip out that big, hard shaft, easy-peasy lemon squeezy! In fact, it looks so tight in there, I bet it'd just spring out all on its own as soon as your zipper's down. Imagine that thick, throbbing cock breaking out and giving my big, bootylicious butt a good slap. My cherry-colored cheeks will be so tender at that point, I'll probably whimper just from that. But you better not stop there!

I got two big, soft, warm buns right here, and I want you to slip your big, juicy wiener right between 'em and make a tasty hot dog! You ever get a buttjob from a mare with an ass as fat as mine? I doubt it. I doubt you'll ever get another chance to feel such a plush, pillowy booty wrapped around you, smothering every inch of you at once. I know I'm pretty soft and jiggly, but I got enough muscle back there to squeeze you nice and tight. You can just lean back, relax, and I promise my slutty little ass will milk every last drop out of you in no time!

Or, if you don't feel like painting these big, pink cheeks white, then there's somewhere else that could do with some punishment. You cops like donuts, right? Well, I got a thick, puffy donut back there that could do with a good, thick coating of frosting. If you think my cheeks squeeze you good, just wait till you're inside me, and I can squeeze you like a vice! Just throw me up against a wall, grab my hips, then pound these big lumps of dough as hard and as fast as you want, and don't stop until you give me a nice, creamy filling to take home with me!

So...what's it gonna be? You wanna take me up on my offer, or do you really want to send me off with just a ticket? Hmmph, that's what I thought you'd say. Now, let's go into that nice, shady alley over there. I don't want my brain to melt before you fuck it out of me!”