Author's Note

You need a new receptionist for your company. Luckily, you have three lovely mares willing to compete for the position.
Character(s): Grace Manewitz, Raven Inkwell, Peachy Plume
Tags: Pony, Male x Female x Female x Female, Dubious Consent
Derpibooru ID: 1288176

Warm Reception

“Well, sir? Does this make it easier to decide?”

“G-G-Girls! W-What are you doing!?!”

“Oh relax, sweetie. This is just part of the process.”

“The...process? What in Equestria are you talking about?”

“Oh, come on, kid. You can drop the 'sweet and innocent' act now.”

“Act? But...but...”

“Hey, Grace, I think...I think she might be for real.”

“What? Really? Kid, do you really not know what's goin' on?”

“No! I have no idea why you two are...presenting yourselves...or why you're making me do it too!”

“Well, I'll be! Peachy, I think you're right about her.”

“I'm not surprised. She's young, and she's only ever worked for some small-time mayor before.”

“Well, I guess we gotta be the big mares and show this little filly the ropes then. Hey, kid?”

“Huh...yes?”

“You really want this job?”

“Y-Yes, I do! It would mean so much for my career and...”

“Yeah, yeah, save it. You already told him all that already.”

“Sweetie, have you really not been wondering why this guy scheduled three beautiful mares for interviews at the same time?”

“He said it was a...scheduling error...right?”

“Ha! Kid, you want to make it far in the reception biz, you gotta learn to read between the lines.”

“Yeah. He brought all three of us up here to his office because he wants to do a side-by-side comparison...literally.”

“He wants to see us sell ourselves. He wants to see us show what we can offer him. He wants us to show him why he should hire us over the two little sluts beside us. No offense.”

“None taken.”

“You...you mean...we have to...to...”

“That's right. You want the job, then you better lift your tail, wiggle your hips, and wink that pretty little pussy of yours. And you better bring your A-game, 'cause the two of us are gonna be doin' the same thing, and we ain't gonna go easy on you just 'cause you're new to the game.”

“That's right! And you better watch out too, Grace. I'm feeling lucky today.”

“Ha! I like a challenge. Alright then, may the best mare win!”

“Oh, don't worry...I will.”

“Ah-hem. Sorry for the delay, sir. The three of us are ready for the next stage of the interview now.”

“You can say that again! I'm dripping over here just waiting for that big marebreaker you got down there!”

“What!?! He's going to...put that thing in us?”

“I'd be surprised if he didn't. I mean, if I were a stallion with a dick as fat as that one, and I had three sexy little sluts lined up in front of me, I wouldn't leave until I'd pumped a big, heaping dose of foal-batter into each one of 'em!”

“Amen! And you're lucky, sweetie, having your first big interview with such a big, strong, handsome stallion.”

“Yeah, most of the guys I interview with are fat, old, and can't even get it up on their own, but this guy? Oh...I think I'm gonna be walkin' out of here with a smile on my face even if I don't get the job.”

“I'm sure a guy like him could more than take care of all three of us. Although, once he gets a taste of what I have to offer, he might just forget about you two.”

“Don't get cocky, kid! That's his job.”

“It's not being cocky, it's knowing what I'm worth. Sir, why don't you come on over here and let me show you why I'm the most qualified mare for this position...or any position you want me in. I may have gotten my start at Ponyville Hospital, but I'm not some naive, inexperienced filly like this little sweetie is! I've been at Manehattan General for long enough now to have quite a substantial service record. I've personally assisted hundreds of patients, doctors, and nurses, helping them deal with the incredible stresses they have to deal with in their lives. Some of those doctors just work so hard, get so...pent-up...that they just need somepony to help them let off a little steam every once in a while. I'm sure a hard-working stallion like you can understand that. While I might just an administrator, I've had plenty of hooves-on experience, and have a very intimate knowledge of the pony body. Choose me, and you'll get to experience the same treatment that made me employee of the month thirteen months in a row!”

“Not bad, Peachy. Not bad at all, but this ain't some soap opera, this is real life. Big-and-handsome over here ain't lookin' for somepony to give him sponge baths, he wants a mare who knows the ins and outs of the Manehattan business world, somepony like me. Sir, I'm sure you know better than any of us just how fast and rough this town can be, and I just want you to know, I can take it; I can take anything you wanna throw at me, and I'll just ask for more. You've probably heard of the gal I work for now, Prim Hemline. She's a harsh mistress, stern, uncompromising, and doesn't accept anything less than the best. Lemme tell you, that old mare has put me through my paces somethin' fierce workin' under her, but I've stuck it out all these years and come out a much more experienced mare because of it. You should see some of the fashion designers she works with though. If I had a bit for every pretty little mare she's sent staggering home with her tail between her legs, I'd be as rich as you!”

“Yeah, cute, innocent little fillies don't last long in this town, isn't that right, sweetie?”

“Wha...?”

“Oh, just ignore that bimbo, kid. Go on and say your piece!”

“Oh! Well...I'm...I'm Raven and...well, you already know that. Look, I...I know I'm not as...experienced as these two, but...I'm not...completely inexperienced. I've learned a lot about administration working for Mayor Mare, but...I know I have a lot to learn still...and I'm eager to do so. If you choose me, then I promise, I'll work twice as hard...no, three times as hard as any receptionist you've ever had before! I'll bring you your coffee, I'll massage your back, I'll even...stay after hours to...help you with any...late-night business you need to attend to. It won't matter how long or...incredibly, mouth-wateringly hard the task is...I'll handle it with a smile on my face. I just want to do my best to help your business grow bigger...or...anything else you want me to help make bigger.”

“Whew! Not bad for a first-timer, sweetie. Not bad at all.”

“Alright, sir, we've done our part, now it's your turn. You've heard us all talk, but now you gotta make us squeal and moan.”

“The only question you have to ask yourself is...who do you want first?”