Rarity was currently taking measurements on Spike.

"So, why are you taking my measurements again, Rarity?" Spike asked.

"Because, I'm going to make you one stunning tuxedo." Rarity said.

"You can trust my older sister to give you some really good threads. I mean, you can see her work around the shop. Even I can't help but be impressed." Smolder said.

"And she's not taking your measurements first because...?" Spike asked.

"Please, I already know Smolder's measurements. I've been measuring her every step of her growth." Rarity said.

"Speaking of, we really need to talk to Twilight about starting some sort of hoard for you sooner rather then later." Smolder said. "The sooner you have some kind of hoard, the sooner you can prevent yourself from going godzilla on Ponyville." She added.

"Do I want to know?" Spike asked.

"Smolder's 8th birthday, the entire town started giving her a bunch of gifts, and it was making her go giant sized. One pony in town yelled out 'RUN IT'S GODZILLA' by the time she finished growing." Sweetie Belle said.

"The answer is no, no I did not want to know." Spike said.

"If you're going to prepare, you're going to need to know the reason." Smolder said. "Because once your greed growth gets triggered, you'll lose all sense of yourself and only thing about taking everything, including the kitchen sink." She said.

"I thought the saying was 'everything but the kitchen sink'?" Spike asked.

"Yeah, that saying doesn't really work for greed growth." Smolder stated. "Because I actually did take a neighbor's kitchen sink while I had lost all sense of myself. It was only when Rarity snapped me out of it did I finally go back to normal." She added.

"You did a lot of damage to the town in the process. Hence why you, me, and Sweetie Belle had to leave while Sweetie Belle was still only three years old." Rarity said.

"I'm just glad that's all that happened." Smolder said. "And I'd rather not you and Twilight be forced out just because you couldn't control a greed growth." Smolder said. Suddenly the ground started shaking. "What's that about?" Smolder asked.

"I don't think this is an earthquake." Rarity said.

As it turned out, the ground shook because of a hoard of cows being frightened and Applejack stopped them.

"That was too close." Smolder said.

"Well at least the town's in one piece thanks to Applejack. Now we don't have to repair anything for the once." A mare named Bon Bon said.

"Wait, what do you mean for once?" Smolder asked.

"You didn't know? There's some kind of attack on the town at least once a week." Bon Bon said.

"...Are you...are you serious?" Smolder asked.

"Sad but true." Bon Bon confirmed before heading off.

"...Why do I suddenly feel like going godzilla due to greed growth won't be so bad here?" Spike asked.

"Not chancing it!" Smolder shouted, making Spike take a backflip in shock.

Smolder was busy trying on a few dresses when there was a knock at her door. "Just one minute." Smolder said before opening the door to find Spike. "Sp-spike?!" Smolder exclaimed. Spike was staring at her in her current dress. "Um...this isn't what--" Smolder said before Spike suddenly nosebleeded. "...Huh..." Smolder said.

A bit later, Spike came too and Smolder was out of the dress. "Ah. Your back. Sorry about that." Smolder said.

"Dang Smolder, you sure looked drop dead beautiful in that dress." Spike said.

"Hey I--wait, you don't think it's...too girly?" Smolder said. "Not to mention totally not dragon like at all." She added.

"Doesn't matter if it's girly nor dragon like. If you enjoy putting on dresses, then you rock that Smolder. Because that's you. And you should let anyone tell you otherwise." Spike said.

"...Heh...that's quite the way to pep talk me. I'll admit it, I do indeed enjoy wearing dresses. I thought my family were the only ones who didn't care. Guess I was wrong." Smolder said.

"Hey, I actually don't mind that you wear dresses. In fact, I think you make them look really good." Spike said.

Obviously, still a bit of that love-at-first-sight thing he's got there. But this time...I actually don't mind it... Smolder said. "So...wanna see me wear a different kind of dress? There's one I'm dying to show off for you." She added. Suddenly a bunch of mares started screaming down below. "Oh, what now?!" Smolder exclaimed.

Sometime later, after helping Applejack take care of the orchard, Spike and Smolder were back in the dragoness's room.

"So now that all that stuff with Applejack is more or less taken care of what do you say I show off that dress type I wanted to show you before?" Smolder said.

"Sure thing." Spike said. Smolder then put on a princess dress, complete with accessors. "W-whoa..." Spike said.

"So, what do you think?" Smolder asked.

"Hubba hubba..." Spike said.

Smolder couldn't help but giggle. "I take it that means you like it. That's good. I plan on wearing one of these to the gala." She added.

"Well I guess I have something to look forward to. Rarity said she's done with my tux, but I'd rather it not get dirty so...I'm probably not going to wear it except to the gala." Spike said.

"Seems we both have something to look forward to huh?" Smolder said. "Well, I'm sure Twilight has a letter to send Celestia, so off you go." She said.

"Yeah. You got a point." Spike said.

Sometime the next day, Smolder would go over to the library, hoping to get a peak at Spike in his tux, but failed. Either way, that purple dragon is still quite the doofas. I honestly can't wait to see him in that tux my sister made for him. I just hope she didn't go super overboard with it. Smolder thought to herself. She did notice Spike putting away a few comic books. Comic book hoard huh? Well, it suits him. The dragoness added to her thoughts before going back home.

Author's Note

So...the original text had "everything but the bathroom sink" as the saying, when I remembered that the saying is "everything but the kitchen sink". This has been fixed.