Survival

“Sure, may I have some water, please.” said the voice of a man which I would never think to hear. (“My name is Honey Stacks, I’m sexy, busty and THICC. I fucking hate my body for making me look like this. I’ve learned from my mother that I came from a long line of voluptuous women. Women who will give birth to 5 or 7 kids, my mother got skipped for her generation (Lucky). Anyway, when I was 13 years old, my body developed faster than normal girls hitting puberty and I was the target of lewd boys and jealous bitches. I spend my times crying in the park feeling cursed and alone until a nice boy talked with me about it.”)

FLASHBACK, 14 YEARS AGO AT THE PARK, IN THE AFTERNOON
Honey Stacks was crying on a bench in an empty park. “I… hate… my body…” She said as she continued to cry.

“Uh… excuse me. Are you okay?” said a voice belonging to a guy whom I don’t want to talk to.

“Leave me alone! I don’t want any guy looking at me!” She said as the unknown guy was still there.

“Uh… okay?” He said as walk closer to me. “I found a phone in the grass and was wondering if it was yours?” he asked as Honey looked up to see a teen with dull purple skin, black hair, and crimson eyes and some bruises and a blackeye.

“*GASP*”

“Before you say if I’m part of a gang, I’m not. Just a victim of refusing Friendship is Magic.” He said as Honey was shocked.

“What? But… isn’t it supposed to be magic?” She said as the teen rubbed his wounds.

“If it was, then it wouldn’t show some toxic friendships.” He said as Honey paused and thought about it.

“Well… I kind of saw some friendships start to become toxic.” Said Honey as she grabbed her phone. “Thank you… I’m sorry but what’s your name?”

“My name is Dusk. I have a last name, but my family will disown me as soon as I’m 18.” He said as Honey frowned for him.

“I’m sorry, Dusk. My name is Honey Stacks.” She said as she stood up and placed her hand on his shoulder.

“It’s alright. I hope... I hope you’ll find your own happiness and ease your problems.” Said Dusk as he waved goodbye to Honey as she waved goodbye.

“He didn’t even stare at my body…” She said as she felt sad that he was the 1st guy that didn’t stare at her chest. “*Sigh* why didn’t I ask for his email, or social media username.” She said as she watched him leave.

11 Years Later
After a decade and one of Honey Stacks’ life, she graduated with high expectations. Honey graduated from college with a master’s degree in stocks. She does her work in the comforts of her own apartment in the nice part of Canterlot City, with a roommate she shares with Kyodaina Oka or Kyo for short. Honey was working on her laptop as she was working on funds for against Attacks for Friendship where groups of people have been assaulting others who didn’t believe Friendship is Magic. This was a threat to everyone as they’ve vandalism, assaulted and traumatized people, homes, places and vehicles. Honey was worried about her own safety as she didn’t believe Friendship is Magic since Dusk explained it had become toxic after that Rainboom Band spread their Friendship music throughout the city, the country, and the world. Honey sighed annoyed as she heard the door open behind her, she turned around to see a 4ft, 10in woman with Byzantium Skin, Flamingo Half Shaved hair and Charcoal eyes with H-Cup Rank and big butt in full-cover workout clothes.

“Hey Honey, I’m back from my work out.” Said the short woman as she was heading for the bathroom.

“Be sure to dry yourself before you leave the bathroom, Kyo.” She spoke.

“I know, I know!” Yelled Kyo as she closed the door as Honey sighed as she closed her laptop.

“I better make dinner.” Said Honey as she stood up and headed for the kitchen.

55 Minutes Later
Honey was serving herself pasta and ground meat as Kyo started eating. “Eat slowly, you’ll choke.” Said Honey as Kyo slowed down.

“Sorry. Tonight is Ladies’ night at the Milk Juggs and it’s gonna be ladies, ladies, & ladies!” She said happily as Honey sighed.

“I hope it is, because there have been some men dressed as women to see more naked strippers.” She said as Kyo frowned but smiled.

“That’s why we have our Bouncer friend, Cookie, to throw them out.” She said with a smirk as she looked at Honey. “Besides, I’m the stripper and you’re the bartender.” She said as Honey blushed.

“Don’t remind me.”

10:30PM
A building hidden between some skyscrapers in an alleyway had a neon sign of a woman with 2 milk churns in front of her chest and the words ‘Milk Juggs’ over the woman. Inside had a muscular woman in a black shirt and black jeans standing in the way showing that it was a strip club as some topless women danced around some people to women who were watching and making out. Honey was at the bar section and shaking a martini cocktail in a revealing dress as she poured it for a female customer. “Here you go. Shaken, not stirred.” She said as her customer tipped her in her cleavage and left. “Ugh… starting to think women are as perverted as guys.”

“Be grateful for the tips.” Said Kyo as she was half naked, topless with nipple cover spinners while wearing a thong with bills in it. “The girls and I are getting tipped big.” She said happily as she held her chest to Honey as she sighed. “Hey… calm yourself. You’re only working here to relieve your boredom since the office at home is too easy for you.” She said as Honey pinched between her eyes.

“Don’t remind me.”

“Excuse me.” They both turned to see a man with dull purple skin, black hair, and crimson eyes in the most embarrassing mismatched outfit they’ve seen.

“WHAT THE FUCK?!” yelled Kyo as her voice was being drowned by the dance music as Honey was confused.

“A man? I thought this was Ladies’ Night?” She said as Kyo grabbed a knife.

“It is! What the fuck are you here?! This club has ‘no men allowed’ tonight!” She said as the man sighed in annoyance.

“My colleagues over there whom you dance for, brought me along with them as an extra for the 15% discount for having a group of 5 people.” He said as he was depressed. “They trick the bouncer by saying I’m ‘gay’.” He said with air quotes. “*SIGH* I don’t care about what they want. They only brought me because they know I’m worthless to them and myself.” He said as Kyo frowned hearing that as Honey signaled her for a private talk.

“Is he telling the truth?” asked Honey as Kyo nodded.

“I know this kind of depression. After 2 years of nursing school, and you talk and hear their personal feelings, I can help with their problems.” Said Kyo “And besides, not once or twice he tried to peek at our tits. He really doesn’t care about the naked babes like us around him.” Said Kyo as Honey looked at the guy.

“Uh… do you want a drink or something?” She asked as the man nodded.

“Sure, may I have some water, please.” He said as Honey looked shocked as Kyo looked down to see a note that said, ‘Anyone who chooses water and wants to stay sober, take them to the VIP lounge’. Kyo looked at Honey who nodded.

“Why do you want to drink water?” She asked as the man looked at her.

“I want to stay sober.” He said as they were shocked, “Besides, I’m the designated driver and have to stay sober for a bunch of drunk bitches.” He said in an angry tone as Honey and Kyo looked at each other as they talked in private.

“He doesn’t seem interested in either a dance or the VIP special.” Said Honey as Kyo tried to think.

“The boss did say whoever earns the chance to go to the VIP Lounge, we have to give it to him.” She said as Honey sighed but realized something.

“The rules say we have to take him to the VIP Lounge, but it doesn't say we have to give him anything.” Said Honey as she smiled but Kyo frowned.

“The reason you’re smiling is because you don’t have to give him a good time.” Said Kyo as Honey looked away. “It’s the rule for the Bartender in Milk Juggs.”

“I don’t want to give my virginity to someone I don’t know.” She said as Kyo sighed.

“Yeah, yeah, I know. You want to give your 1st time to that one guy who was nice to you.” She said with an annoyed tone “You haven’t found him but you’re still hoping you’ll meet him again.” Honey ignored her tone and cleared her throat.

“Well sir, you have won the right to enter the VIP Lounge. Please come with me.” She said with a clear voice, but the man shook his head.

“No thank you. I appreciate the offer, but I don’t want it.” He said as Kyo grabbed his arm and dragged him.

“Sorry but it's mandatory!” She said as Honey and her took him to the VIP Lounge against his will. They brought him to a luxurious room as they tossed him to the bed.

“Hey! I said I don’t fucking want this!” He said as Kyo sat next to him.

“Sorry but at least, you’re away from those bitches of collages.” She said as the guy sighed.

“I’ll admit to that, but I want nothing.” He said as Honey shrugged her shoulders.

“Okay, the customer is right but will get a taser for being a cheapskate or going too far.” She said as she handed him a contract.

“What’s this?”

“A contract that states that you will face the consequences of harming anyone in this lounge.” She said as the guy looked at it.

“What about emotional harm? You know if we talk about our feelings?” He said as Honey & Kyo stared at him.

“No but that is something we never use in this kind of place.” Said Honey as the guy sighed and handed it to Honey.

“Thank you, Mister.…” She looked at the paper and raised her brow “Dull?”

“Yep, that’s my name. Dull.” He said as Kyo just looked sad.

“That sounds like you changed your name.”

“KYO!” Honey yelled at her as Kyo took a sip of scotch.

“No, she’s right. I did change it to cut my ties to a toxic family.” Said Dull as he sighed. “It was once Dusk Sparkle.” He said as Kyo spat her drink in shock and Honey looked horrified.

“WHAT?!” They both yelled.

(“He’s related to a member of the Rainbooms?!”)

(“He’s the same Dusk I’ve met 11 years ago?!”)

“You’re related to a member of the Rainbooms?!” Yelled Kyo as Dull didn’t like to hear that.

“Yes… and no. You can’t have something that belongs to my grandma.” He said as Kyo realized what he meant.

“OH NO! Sorry! I didn’t mean something like that! It’s just… I thought family members of the Rainbooms would be all that happy and spreading friendship while you… uh…”

“Look the complete opposite.” He finished as Kyo nodded “I left the family as they disowned me.” He said as Honey looked at him.

“Because you refused to believe Friendship is Magic.” She said as Dull and Kyo looked at her.

“Honey… how did you know that?” She said as Dull looked at Honey.

“Honey… Honey Stacks?” He said as Honey blushed. “I didn’t think we would meet again.” He said as she looked at him. “Have you eased your problems and found your happiness?” He asked as Honey smiled.

“I did ease my problems, but happiness is still far from me.” She said happily.

1 Hour Later
“They beat you for just saying that you don’t see it?!” Said Kyo as she was drinking some scotch and Honey was drinking water with Dull.

“Yeah, they’re horrible people, along with my sister. They praised her for making friends but in reality; she’s making personal followers for her self-proclaimed thought of being the next bearer of friendship.” He said in disgust “I went to live with my grandma Twilight when I was 16 and I showed her how her child, grandchild, and child-in-law are truly like, she’ll choose whoever gets that geode of hers.” He said as Honey looked at him.

“Don’t you think you’ll get it?” She asked as Dull shook his head.

“Nope, I’m not a believer. So, it's worthless to me.” He said as they frowned at his lack of confidence as Kyo whispered to Honey.

“I think he is a bearer but doesn’t know it yet.” She said as Honey nodded as Dull felt his phone vibrating, pulled it out and looked at it.

“Ugh… the bitches are done with their show. I better be going now.” He said he didn’t like the idea of driving a group of drunk women. He walked away as Kyo, and Honey stopped him. “Hmm?”

“Here.” Said Honey as she and Kyo gave him 2 notes with a phone number on them. Dull was shocked by what was given to him.

“Are you two sure?” he asked as they both blew him a kiss. He blushed as he walked out. Kyo crosses her arms.

“Under all that negativity, he’s a nice person. He was raised in such a toxic family and it’s the kids of that Friendship band.” She said as Honey sighed.

“I don’t blame him. My grandma did say peace for a long time can create evil from within. I’m betting that the other world will soon meet its own evil created within peace.” She said as they went back to work.

3 Years Later
Honey and Kyo (Age: 26) manage to get Dull out of his self-depression by getting him to go out on dates with him to cheer him up and getting to know each other, their likes, dislikes (Dull has an extreme dislike for the Magic of Friendship) and dreams. After 5 months of dates; their relationship as friends has evolved into… a lovers’ relationship. (Author’s Note: If you’re over 18, imagine whatever they did together as lovers because this story is a survival-theme and will not have sex scenes. If you wish to complain about it, make your own.) Honey was at Milk Juggs with Kyo shaking some drinks for the customers before they got grabby. Honey was chanting with Kyo who was in an Arabian Dancer Outfit. “Hey Honey Cakes. How’s our man doing?” She said happily as Honey blushed.

“Well… he’s been doing some odd jobs lately but other than that, he’s doing great.” She said as Kyo smirked.

“Think he’ll ask you to marry him?” She said as Honey turned red and shook her head.

“I… I… don’t know if I’m ready for that?” Said Honey “What about you? What if he asked you for his hand in marriage?” She asked as Kyo shook her head.

“No fucking way. I Was asked to marry 3 times and they broke up with me because of my height. Internet dating has its uses but once they met with reality, one flaw is all it takes to break up with me. So, I’m choosing not to be wed to anyone, but I understand if you don’t want me with Dusky.” She said as Honey poured some drinks and placed her hand on Kyo’s shoulder but before she could say something, a creepy old man came to the bar and laughed. Both Honey & Kyo were confused by this stranger.

“Uh… Can I help you?” She asked as Kyo backed away to signal Cookie in case it gets ugly.

“*Laughing* Nah, just seeing how my daughter has grown.” He said as Honey and Kyo looked horrified.

“WHAT?!” She yelled as some customers turned to yell along with the strippers as Kyo signaled them to keep doing their work as they listened.

“Yeah! I’m your daddy!” Said the old man as Honey didn’t look happy.

“The same daddy who left my mother for my aunt who kicked your ass for hitting on her and breaking her big sister’s heart.” She said as Honey’s dad backed away.

“That was a mistake on my hand. I’m a changed man and I have someone who wants to meet you.” He said as Honey narrowed her eyes.

“What?” She said as a tall and snobbish-looking man came with skin of chalk, a fancy-style emerald haircut and bronze eyes in a fancy suit, walked towards her.

“Hello, I’m Great Riches.” He said in an arrogant tone as Kyo looked shocked.

“Hello?” Said Honey as Great Riches stared at her which disgusted Honey. “May I help you with something, sir?” she asked in her work tone as Great Riches laughed.

“Funny… My future wife makes jokes.” He spoke as Honey and the others heard it as the music stopped.

“What… the fuck are you saying.” Honey said as Great Riches grabbed her wrist.

“You heard what I said-” Before he could finish, he got suckered punched by a big beautiful woman with a scar across her face, Black Hole Skin with a L-Cup Bust in an all jewel design Dancer outfit with long Milk Pudding Hair and Sapphire Pink eyes.

“Hands off my workers.” She said as the girls gasped.

“Boss!” They said as their boss grabbed Honey’s awful father.

“Hey!” He yelled as the boss knee kicked him in the gut. “OOOOFFFFEEE!”

“Shut up.” She said as she dropped the old man and turned to Great Riches who was holding his nose. “You think you can enter my business, harm one of my workers and force Honey to be your fiancé. Get the fuck out of here… COOKIE!” She yelled as their bouncer lifted them both by the collars and threw them at some garbage bags.

“And don’t let me ever see your garbage faces in here again!” Yelled Cookie as she slammed the door.

“Miss Vizin Steadyfury.” Said Honey as Ms. Steadyfury gave her a Taser blade.

“Use takes this with you. Kill their weak adulthood with this.” She spoke as Honey looked worried. “Take the night off. Kyo, take the night off as well.” She said as Kyo looked pissed. Before she could say anything, Ms. Vizin handed her a check to shut her up.

“Yes, Ma’am.” She said as she went back to get dressed.

Back home
Honey plopped on her couch as Kyo closed the windows with curtains. “Home sweet home.” Said Kyo as she turned to Honey “But with that asshole and your father in this city, your life is ruined.” She said as Honey was annoyed.

“I’m already seeing he’ll spread false rumors about it already.” Said Honey as she covered her face, but Kyo patted her head.

“Don’t think so. Apparently that dick caused himself some trouble with his parents’ company by his actions. So, if he does something illegal or fabricates some rumors; it’s his ass will pay and be cut off from his riches.” Said Kyo with a smirk as Honey still looked worried. “Okay, so listen. We’ll get some sleep and tomorrow, give Dull the time of his life.” She said as Honey looked at Kyo.

“Are you sure?” She asked as Kyo nodded.

“Yeah & I’ll drive you there to work.” She said as Honey went to bed as Kyo shut off the lights and locked the door with some string and bells. “Those assholes better think before breaking in.” She said as she slept on the couch.

The next day
Honey and Kyo went about their day as they were being careful. Honey gave Dull the time of his life as she got in Kyo’s car. Kyo noticed Honey was crying. “What the fuck happen?!” She asked as she got mad “Did Dull did something against your will?!” She said as Honey shook her head.

“No, I’m the one who will break his heart. I found out he wants to marry me.” She said as Kyo smiled.

“Alright!”

“But with that man and scum of a parent of mine out there. I don’t want anything bad to happen to him.” She said as Kyo patted her shoulder.

“You were thinking with your heart.” She said as she drove to their work.

Time as passed
As they were prepared to leave, they ran into the Great Riches, Honey’s father and a group of men in black suits as Cookie who was beaten in front of them. One of the bodyguards, a wimpy looking guard tried to help her but couldn’t as other strippers pulled Cookie away from his boss. “I’m very sorry.” He said as he Vizin snarled at the Great Riches and his goons.

“You have some balls to come back here after you were thrown out.” She said as Riches laughed at her.

“I get what I was promised.” He said as Honey looked disgusted.

“I know I’m gonna regret asking but what did my degenerate father promise you?” she asked as he pulled out a sheet of paper.

“You for the price of 15 Mil.” He said as Vizin and her girls were disgusted.

“You are a pathetic excuse of a man.” Said Vizin as the bodyguards pulled guns at them.

“So, what. Don’t give a fuck.” He said smugly “Also, Wimpy you’re fired.” He said as Wimpy looked depressed. “Now give me my fiancé, now!” He demanded as they looked worried as the ground began to quake.

“What the?” Said Honey’s dad.

“EARTHQUAKE!!!” Yelled Kyo as they duck and cover under the tables as the quakes stopped and screens appeared over the crowd.

WHAT IS THE BEST CLASS IN ORDER TO SURVIVE IN AN APOCALYPTIC WORLD?

PLEASE MAKE YOUR CHOICE IMMEDIATELY.

“Am I the only one noticing this?” Said a Stripper as cards with pictures of people on it with fantasy-theme clothes and a number of stars on it appeared around them as they were confused by the cards and the number of stars on them.

“What the fuck is this?!” Yelled Great Riches as a card vanished as a long sword and large shield appeared in front of Vizin Steadyfury. She looked at it and lifted them with ease.

“Interesting.” Said Vizin as she unsheathed the blade to see it was real itself, style and decorated for a high rank knight. She swung it like a professional knight. Great Riches and his goons as Kyo and Honey grabbed cards that looked interesting to them and vanished as they grabbed the cards.

YOU HAVE SELECTED YOUR CLASS CARD.
SUMMONER
[★★★★★]

YOU HAVE SELECTED YOUR CLASS CARD.
DANCER
[★★★]

“What the?” Said Honey as a Large book appeared and floated near her as a long sash made of silk appeared in front of Kyo.

“This is weird.” She said as she grabbed the sash.

“What the fuck is going on!?” Yelled Great Riches as the other strippers, Cookie and Wimpy all grabbed cards as staffs, spears, shields, axes, a crossbow, bows with quivers and a backpack appeared as the cards surrounded Great Riches’ side vanished. He snarled as he turned to his guards. “SHOT THEM! NOW!” He screamed as the guards pulled out their guns at them. They all gasped as they tried to fire but nothing happened.

“Huh?” They said as they kept trying to use their guns, but no bullets fired out.

“They’re not working.” Said one of the bodyguards as they turned to see Vizin pointed her sword at them.

“I suggest you surrender.” She said as the bodyguards bend down and place their hands behind their heads except for Great Riches and Honey’s Ex-Father.

“Let’s get out of here!” Yelled Honey’s Dad as he and Great Riches escaped the building, leaving the bodyguards behind.

“That bastard!” Said one of the guards.

*SCREAMING*x2

They all turned to the screaming as the guards got up and looked concerned as 2 small green creatures they’ve never seen before, holding knives that were covered in blood. “What the hell.” Said one of the Strippers as they charged at them as Vizin killed them without mercy.

“Boss…” Said Kyo as Vizin turned to them.

“Something is wrong!!!” She said as everyone ran out to the club. As they ran out, they witnessed Great Riches and Honey’s father were lying on the ground and stabbed to death. Honey gasped and covered her face as everyone witnessed the destruction and dead bodies on the ground in the main street.

“What’s going on?” Said Wimpy as he pulled out his phone. “No signal?” He said as everyone check their phones to see no signal. They all looked scared and worried as Honey cleared her throat to get their attention.

“Uh… I think… we should stay together and learn about… those cards we grabbed to learn what we can do.” She said as some of them looked scared.

“She’s right.” Said Vizin as she lifted her sword in the air. “We’ll make a shelter in the form of our club… after we take down some pictures and hide some things. Hide your dildos and vibrators ladies, we’re saving some kids.” She said as they nodded in agreement as she turned to the bodyguards. “You goons will be collaborating with us as of now.” She said they were gonna to refuse but Wimpy pointed out that the city is in shambles, strange monsters that will kill them at sight, communications are down and most importantly; guns won’t work.

“Alright. We’ll work with you.”

“And no raping my workers.” Said Vizin as the bodyguards turned to one who was standing between them.

“I prefer men, thank you.” He said as some step away from him, in case he gets horny.

“So do some of us.” Said Vizin “Now we’ll be needing food and giving alcohol to minors isn’t acceptable in this hell-ageddon. We’ll have to collect canned food since if signals are down, so is electricity.” She said “And before anyone says why this place has power, backup generator. In case those Cultist assholes wreck my business.” She said as they nodded that they have been a threat lately. “Also, we’re gonna need to gather some medical supplies and clothing but before that we should practice using our new abilities.” Said Vizin as they nodded. Honey & Kyo looked at each other to learn their new abilities.

“I hope Dull is still alive?” Said Honey.

“So do I, Honey. He’s smart and I think he’ll survive this hell.” Said Kyo confidently.