My Little Ball of Fire & Vengeance

Amber Wood

At the concern of Fluttershy Discord reassured her, "Oh Fluttershy you do not have anything to worry about Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack will be able to cause enough chaos without me.

Oh my! Where have my manners gone, Amber Wood was it? Would you like some tea?"

Discord poured me a cup of tea and I replied, "Yes thank you, and no sugar please."

When Discord passed me a cup of tea I turned it over since I was still on the ceiling and the tea fell out of the cup and blinking slowly I spoke up, "You know I really should have seen that one coming. May I have another?"

The flying eye rolled...

...well itself before a lion paw came out of the pupil and snapped. This caused the spout of the teapot to stretch towards my now upsidedown cup. A gentle stream of tea then began to fill it.

Taking a sip of the tea I hummed in delight, "What kind of tea is this it's pretty good?"

Cheerfully Fluttershy replied, "Green tea."

Looking back to Discord I asked, "So do you want to go over an idea for the cart or what the actual rules are?"

Discords' eye blew a raspberry and Discord himself spoke up, "Please with me there that won't be a problem. As for the rules," Discord snapped and a copy of the rules appeared in front of his floating eye. It then grew teeth on it's eyelids and eat the rule booklet in one bite. Discord slapped the eye back on his face and continued, "I already have them memorized."

Fluttershy let out a sigh of relief, "You know I was worried about what you both were planning but from the look of it things won't go completely out of control."

After finishing my tea I head out back home to prepare for tomorrow, "Well I'm going to head out I have to head back home. Discord, umm...

...do you mind helping me down from the ceiling?"

Discord smiled smugly with a halo over head and and questioned, "Down?"

The ceiling below (urr above I guess) me began to rise (urr lower I maybe, I'm confused) and I found myself sucked into a cylindrical shaft of some kind.

The chamber began to rumble as light shined from the other end.

Bon-Bon

I hummed cheerfully to myself as I placed the bed sheets in the wash when I heard Lyra calling me from across the house, "Bon-Bon."

Calling back to her I replied, "What is it Lyra?"

Happily Lyra called back, "A cannon just came out of Fluttershys' house and I had 'spontaneous artillery' on my bingo card. That means I get to pick what we play for our private game night!

I'll get the hat and saddle!"

I groaned, "And here I think that I would win with 'vehicular mayhem' or 'monster attack'!

And don't forget to collect your Barnyard Bargains coupon!"

Amber Wood

For a moment I wondered what was about to happen but I felt pressure build up behind me, "Ohh! I'm in a cannon aren't I? I really hope that this won't hurt."

*KUBLAM*

I found myself shot into the sky nearly straight up at incredible speed.

Eventually I started to reach the apex of my launch I suddenly came to a stop in front of a market stall with a sign that said 'parachutes - 20 Bits'.

Tending the stall was Discord wearing groucho glasses, "Why hello there little calf. Could I interest you in a parachute? It's only 20 bits."

Looking in my bitless saddle bags I replied, "I give you four paperclips and a stail gumball, take it or leave it."

Discord twirled his mustache cheerfully and said, "Ohh! Paperclips! It's a deal!"

He then grabbed the gumball and paperclips, stuffing them up his nose.

He then gave me a plaid backpack with a pull cord.

I put it on and waved goodbye to the Discord vendor and began to fall.

As I quickly drew closer to the ground I yanked on the pull cord and the bag opened...

...but of all things an came out...

...it was an anvil.

As the anvil fell I even faster and sighed, "I really should have seen that one coming."

As the anvil dragged me towards the ground I saw that I was falling towards the wagon of that two bit side show, Trixie...

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...However much to my surprise when the anvil came into contact with the wagon I found that both the wagon and anvil were made of cake...

Digging my way out of the baked treat I was greeted with a delightful sight.

Trixie stared at her wagon mouth agape her hoof purple with frosting and Pinkie Pie chowing down on her wagons' remains.

Rainbow Dash appeared to be losing it laughing nearby.

I guess that I know who switched to carts.

Holding back my laughter I stepped out of the pile covered in frosting I clarified, "I know my way home."

*Shortly After...*

I found myself in the bathtub with Carrot Top trying her best to scrub the purple dye from my coat, "WHY! WILL! THIS! DYE! NOT! COME! OUT!!!?"

I gave a slight chuckle and reassured her, "At least we know from Pinkie Pie that it will wash out in a week."