Friendship is Pee

Once upon a time, in the magical...
"Oh sweet Celestia, I need to pee!" Twilight exclaimed.

She had spent so long reading and hadn't noticed that her bladder was filling up. With a moment's hesitation, she ran behind the tree she was reading under and took a massive piss. She blushed, hoping nopony would see her.

Once she had emptied her bladder, she went back to reading, but eventually (after she learned about Nightmare Moon) she decided to leave because the area now smelled like pee and she didn't want anypony to realise that the enormous puddle of urine behind the tree was hers.

"There you are Twilight! Moon Dancer is having a party and we all drank too much punch so we really need to pee, can we use the bathroom inside your tower?"

Twilight realised at that moment that she also needed to pee really badly, even though she had just taken a massive piss behind the tree, and if she let them use her bathroom she wouldn't be able to use it herself.

"Sorry girls," said Twilight, "I have a lot of peeing- I mean studying to catch up on so I can't allow any distractions!"

With her smooth coverup there was no way they would realise that Twilight was actually carrying a two ton water baby that was attempting to blast its way through her urethra. She ran towards her tower so she could use the bathroom.

"Does that pony do anything except pee? I think she's more interested in peeing than friends."

Then all three of them couldn't hold it anymore and had an accident on the ground.

Twilight burst into her tower with one goal in mind, to get to the bathroom before it was too late. It was too late though, and her waters broke, the water baby was coming and she could do nothing but sigh in relief as it hissed out of her nethers like a miniature waterfall, but warmer.

"Spike! Spiiiike!" Twilight yelled.

One of Spike's many duties as her number one assistant was to clean up the puddle when she urinated on the floor unintentionally.

Twilight noticed a puddle was flowing from behind the door she had just slammed open.

"There you are Spike!" Said Twilight, "You're my number one assistant, you're supposed to clean up my number one, not add to it!"

"Sorry Twilight, I had to pee really badly for no reason and then when you slammed the door handle into my bladder I had an accident."

"Oh Spike," said Twilight, "You know we don't have time for things like using the bathroom, we need to research ancient legends!"

Twilight looked through her library while Spike cleaned up the puddles of hot steaming urine that they had both made, eventually discovering that Nightmare Moon was due to return.

Twilight was so surprised and frightened that she peed a little.

"Spike, do you know what this means?"

"That you never should have graduated from pullups?" Asked Spike.

"No!" Said Twilight, "It means we have to write a letter to Princess Celestia!"

"Dear Princess Celestia, I have discovered that - Oh darn, I need to pee." Twilight dictated to her number one assistant, "Nightmare Moon is going to return so you should probably do something about that, your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle."

Twilight then ran into the bathroom and urinated violently into the toilet, creating a sound similar to frying chicken. When she returned she saw Spike grinning.

"Just to make sure, you didn't write down that part about needing to pee." Twilight said in concern.

"Of course not." Said Spike.

Spike then peed a little bit because he always peed when he lied due to a curse Twilight had placed on him accidentially several years ago. Twilight didn't notice that a spurt of pee had come out of Spike though.

"Oh, good." Said Twilight, "I know you're not lying beacuse if you were you would have peed yourself."

"Princess Celestia is really busy Twilight," said Spike, "She probably won't reply right away."

Just then, Spike burped up a scroll and and handed it to Twilight. Spike immediately ran to the bathroom because he always really needed to pee when he burped up a scroll because of magic.

Twilight read the letter and peed herself in surprise.

My most faithful and weak bladdered student, you know that I also have to pee sometimes, in fact, I am peeing right now as I dictate this letter, however, you simply must stop peeing on the floor constantly.

Ahhh, it feels so good to let it all out. Don't write that down Steady Quill, where was I? Oh yeah-

You have caused thousands of bits worth of property damage to my castle, so I'm sending you to ponyville where you will do less damage. While you're there, you can check on preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration, with particular empahsis on the latrines. As you know, last year fifteen nobles died when the latrines colapsed and they drowned in the urine of a thousand different ponies. As funny as that was, I don't want it to happen again since the whole point of the summer sun celebration is for me to bathe in the urine to maintain my eternal youth and having corpses floating in it makes me feel icky.

And, I have an even more essential task for you. Use the bathroom before you get on the chariot, my guards are tired to hosing it out after you've been in it.

What do you mean the chamber pot is full? Well I can't just stop peeing, it's impossilbe, nopony can do that.

If it's splashing on the parchment then just send it already!

The bottom part of the parchment was damp and the ink smudged.

Twilight groaned.

"Look on the bright side Twilight, this means we're still allowed to ride in the chariot," Said Spike after he returned from the bathroom, "After Storm Breaker brought in the three strikes rule for having potty accidents in guard chariots and you got five strikes I was sure that we'd be banned for life. Doesn't that make you happy?"

Twilight got a determined look in her eyes.

"Yes, yes it does." Said Twilight, "Because this way we can get to Ponyville really quickly and I can check up on Nightmare Moon at the Ponyville library. Once I get proof that Nightmare Moon is returning Celestia will have to listen, no matter how much water damage I cause."

Spike and Twilight where hurtling through the air at a high rate of speed. The only thing higher than their rate of speed in the royal chariot was the pressure in Twilight's bladder. She was sitting on a hoof to try and stave off the need to urinate for a little longer.

"You did use the bathroom before we get on the chariot right? Like the Princess said?"

"She said to use the bathroom before I got on the chariot. I used the bathroom yesterday, so that's before."

"You only used the bathroom yesterday to brush your teeth!" Said Spike. "You didn't make it to the toilet once!"

Spike was heasitant to call too much attention to Twilight though, because he also needed to pee very badly.

The royal guards pulling the chariot grimaced. They didn't have any notice for when the princess ordered them to pull the chariot so they hadn't been to the toilet and thus needed to pee very badly also.

Eventually Twilight's bladder was tired of her saying no. So it said 'no' and began releasing it's contents all over the interior of the Royal chariot.

"No!" Said Twilight, as hot urine gushed out of her and was absorbed into the plush upholstery of the bench she was sitting on.

Spike's bladder was also on the verge of breaking, but because he was a male he whipped out his cock and began peeing over the side of the chariot, sighing in relief. Twilight was very jealous and wished that she could also pee over the side of the chariot, but she couldn't so instead she had a massive potty accident in the chariot - right in front of the sign that had been affixed to the chariot that warned of the consequences of doing said thing. Twilight felt much better after he bladder was empty though, so she also sighed in relief.

When they landed the guards shivered because they had to pee so badly.

"Thankyou sirs." Said Twilight, hoping that the guards hadn't noticed that she had recently released two gallons of urine inside the chariot they were pulling.

The guards didn't notice because they were too focused on their own impending hydrological disasters. All of their availible brain power was dedicated to holding their pee inside of their bloated and abused bladders, so they couldn't come up with words to respond to Twilight, so they just whinnied.

As soon as Twilight's back was turned they both couldn't stand it anymore. They stayed rooted to the spot, peeing with such force that their twin streams carved gouges out of the hard packed earth on which they stood.

After a while, Spike realised he had to pee again. Twilight might be content to pee herself publically rather than look for a bathroom, but Spike was very much opposed to it, even if he was very shy about talking to anyone except Twilight.

"Maybe the ponies in Ponyville have a bathroom I can use. Come on Twilight, just try!"

A pink pony approached the pair.

"Um, hello." Said Twilight.

The pink mare gasped, and urine exploded out of her in a stream more powerful than Twilight had ever seen. The stream was like a fire hose, so powerful that it propelled the pink mare at a high rate of speed away from Twilight before disappearing behind a building.

"Well, I don't think she knows the way to the bathroom."

Spike sighed. He'd just have to hold it until they got to the first stop on their list; banquet preperations. Surely they would have a bathroom he could use.

The sound of Twilight reliving herself behind a tree was torture, but he was determined that he wouldn't resort to that.

"Yeehaw!"

Twilight and Spike saw an orange earth pony run up and kick a tree.

"Let's get this over with... Good Afternoon, my name is Twilight Sparkle -"

"Well howdy-doo Ms Twilight. Pleasure to meet your aquaintance. I'm Applejack. We here at Sweet Apple Acres sure do love peeing- I mean making friends."

Applejack's recovery from her verbal slipup was so smooth that nopony could possibly have noticed that she said the wrong thing because she was desperate for a wee. The earthpony mare shook Twilight's hoof far too vigourously because she was distracted by the immence pressure in her lower abdomen. A steady stream of urine ran down Twilight's leg as she tried to stop vibrating.

"Peeing?" Twilight asked, "Well actually I-"

Spike gave her a pleading expression. He was about to blow.

"What can I do you for?" Asked Applejack.

Twilight opened her mouth to respond-

"CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM!" Spike suddenly burst out, his eyes bulging from the sheer effort of containing himself for a few moments longer.

"Afraid not sugar cube." Said Applejack, "As soon as you two showed up everypony suddenly needed to use the outhouse something fierce, so there's a line up longer than I can pee- I mean spit."

Spike groaned as he began peeing uncontrollably. With his claws pressed into his crotch the urine was deflected upwards and the fountain reached almost to his navel before it gave in to gravity and flowed down his scaly legs to form a puddle.

"Ain't nothing to be ashamed of." Said Applejack, "Not everypony can have a bladder of steel like me."

Twilight decided to deal with the situation the same way she did every pubic potty predicament, by pretending it didn't happen.

"Well, I am in fact here to supervise preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration. And you're in charge of the food and drinks?" Said Twilight

"We sure as sugar are! Would you care to sample some?"

"As long as it doesn't take too long..." Said Twilight.

"Soup's on, everypony!" Yelled Applejack as she rang a triangle.

"Now, why don't I introduce y'all to the Apple family?"

"Thanks," said Twilight, "but I need to pee."

"This here's Apple Fritter. Apple Bumpkin. Red Gala. Red Delicious, Golden Delicious, Caramel Apple, Apple Strudel, Apple Tart, Baked Apples, Apple Brioche, Apple Cinnamon Crisp... Big McIntosh, Apple Bloom and Granny Smith. Up'n'attem, Granny Smith, we got guests."

Most of the ponies looked uncomfortable, because they needed to pee very badly for some reason.

"Why, I'd say you're already part of the family!"

Twilight could see every one of the ponies guzzling Applejuice like it was some kind of competition. That explained why all of them needed to pee very badly in a very clever way, almost as if someone had scripted it to happen.

"Okay, well, I can see the food and drink situation is handled, and you're bathroom is in use so we'll be on our way."

"Aren't you gonna stay for a cider drinking competition?" Applebloom's puppy eyes melted Twilight's bladder and she decided she could hold it a while longer.

"Fine." Said Twilight.

"I think that went pretty well." Said Spike, "Everypony was very impressed with how much cider you could drink... Well, up until you peed all over yourself."

"Ugh, I drank too much cider." Twilight moaned, her distended bladder sticking out comically beneath her.

"Up next is the weather." Said Spike, "A pony named Rainbow Dash is supposed to be clearing the clouds."

Twilight looked at the overcast sky.

"Well, she's not doing a very good job, is she?" Twilight asked rhetorically. "I bet she spends all her time taking potty breaks instead of doing her job."

A blue blur colided with Twilight, causing her to involuntarily release several gallons of urine from her bladder, turning dirt in the area surrounding her to mud.

"Uh, scuse me." Said a blue pegasus, "I was in a hurry because I need to pee really badly."

"Guys, I have to pee." Said Spike.

The blue Pegusus, presumably Rainbow Dash, giggled.

"Let me help you!"

She grabbed a storm cloud and used it to wash the mud off Twilight's coat.

"Is this raincloud full of your pee?" Asked Twilight.

"What?" Asked Rainbow, "Of course not, that would be disgusting. Only a terrible fanfiction author writing a fetish story would come up with something like that."

"Oh, alright." Said Twilight.

"I have to pee so bad, I'm gonna pee right here." Said Spike, and he did.

"Let me guess, you're Rainbow Dash."

"Why, you heard of me?" Asked Rainbow dash, the sheer magnitude of her ego matched only by the desperation of her need to empty her bladder.

"I heard you were supposed to be clearing the sky," said Twilight, "But it seems like somepony is more concerned with taking potty breaks than doing her important job."

Spike rolled his eyes.

"Yeah, yeah, I'll clear the sky," Rainbow promised, "Just as soon as I get rid of this pee that's weighing me down. I was practicing for the wonderbolts, and that always makes me need to pee because Spitfire once said that her fans should stay hydrated so I drink ten gallons of water every day."

"Pfft, the wonderbolts never use the bathroom during training," Twilight said, "their breaks only last 10 seconds."

"I can take a piss in ten seconds flat." Bragged Rainbow.

"Prove it." Said Twilight.

The rainbow pegasus dissapeared so fast she left an after image, along with a rainbow in the air that Twilight's scientific mind identified as caused by droplets of 'water' in the air, as urine forced its way out of the desperate pegasus' tortured bladder.

Exactly ten seconds later, a much lighter pegasus reappeared sighing in relief. The sound of a toilet flushing took another moment to arive, indicating that her desperate toilet expedition had her traveling faster than sound.

Twilight closed her gaping mouth when she realised that she was probably inhaling droplets of Rainbow Dash's pee.

"You're a laugh Twilight Sparkle. I can't wait to hang out some more."