Friendship is Pee

"Wow, she's amazing," Spike laughed, "If you were that quick getting to the bathroom I'd have way less puddles to clean up."

Twilight just grumbled, and then peed herself again because her bladder was sore from being hit by Rainbow dash and also she'd drunk so much cider.

"It's beautiful..." Said spike

"Yes, that mare is rather attractive." Said Twilight.

"Not the mare," Spike corrected, "The bathroom!"

Spike crossed his legs.

A white mare was standing in front of a door labeled with a bathroom symbol, but she was sorting through a number of different objects in her blue magic.

"No, no, no," She said, "Oh goodness no!"

"Good afternoon." Said Twilight.

"Just a moment, please," Said the White mare without turning around, "I've lost the key to the bathroom and I very much need to get in there with some urgency!"

After another few moments the white mare, who Spike informed her was called Rarity, found the key she was looking for and disapeared inside the bathroom.

A few moments later there was a flushing sound and Twilight began peeing herself again. The urine flooding down her hind legs and creating a warm puddle on the floor.

"Oh my stars darling," Rarily exclaimed upon exiting the bathroom, "Are you embarassing yourself in such an infantile manner?"

Twilight was still peeing when Rarily emerged from the bathroom.

"Oh, you mean the pee?" Asked Twilight, "I usually just try to ignore that."

"Oh this will not do!" Said Rarity.

"CAN I USE THE BATHROOM NOW?" Spike asked desperately.

"Of course darling, help yourself." Said Rarity.

Spike was so happy that he could have kissed the mare, but instead he ran inside the bathroom to relieve his aching bladder. Meanwhile Rarity grabbed Twilight in her magic and dragged her away.

"Wait!" Said Twilight, "Where are we going? Help!"

"No, no, uh-uh. Too green. Too yellow. Too poofy. Not poofy enough. Too frilly. Too... shiny. "

Rarity was trying to fit Twilight into various types of diapers with many different designs.

"Now go on my dear, you were telling me where you're from?"

Twilight had to pee really badly, but the crazy white mare wouldn't let her get a word in edgewise to say she needed the toilet.

"I've come from Canterlot, but right now I need to-" Twilight winced as Rarity taped up one of the diapers a little too tight, the additional pressure causing Twilight to urinate uncontrollably into the absorbant garnment.

"Canterlot!" Rarity exclaimed, "Oh I am so envious. There are so many amazing diaper stores in Canterlot. I've always dreamed of living there. We are going to be the best of friends."

"Oh, I see you've made use of your diaper," Said Rarity, "Let me get you a change!"

Twilight took the opportunity that Rarity was out of the room to escape and remove her diaper.

"Quick!" She called to Spike, "Before she tries to put a diaper on me again!"

Spike just sighed, wishing that he could have forced the outrageously incontinent mare he was charged with cleaning up after to wear some kind of protection.

"Wasn't she wonderful?" Said Spike dreamily.

Twilight grumbled. "I do not need a diaper, no matter what you, my parents, Princess Celestia, my Magic Kindergarten teacher and that crazy mare we just met say!"

Spike ignored her outburst.

"Next is music. Oh, it's that last one!"

Twilight saw a yellow pegasus conducting a choir of small birds.

"Hello." Said Twilight.

The pegusus mare shrank in on herself as her birds startled and flew off.

"Oh, I'm sorry," Said Twilight, "I didn't mean to frighten your birds. I'm just here to check on the music and it's sounding beautiful."

Twilight stepped closer.

"I'm Twilight Sparkle, what's your name?" Twilight asked.

"I-I'm fluttershy." Said Fluttershy, her voice quieter than peeing into a laundry hamper.

Seeing Fluttershy pee made Twilight realise that she also needed to pee very badly. She just needed to get this mare's name first.

"I'm sorry, what was that?" Twilight moved even closer to Fluttershy, but she had to cross her legs because she had to pee so badly.

"F-fluttershy." Said Fluttershy, but the sound of her timid voice was so quiet that the sound of her bladder releasing in abject terror drowned it out.

Twilight's bladder ached in sympathy and she decided that she should pee herself too, to make Fluttershy feel less embarassed.

"Well, it looks like your birds are back," said Twilight continued speaking while she was still peeing, "Keep up the good work!"

Fluttershy only squeaked in response.

"Okay," said Twilight, "Well, that was easy."

Spike emerged from behind a tree he had snuck behind to pee during their conversation.

Fluttershy gasped. "A baby Dragon!"

Fluttershy followed them all the way to the library, asking Spike incessant questions. During the conversation Spike rode on Twilight's back. The conversation was so long that Spike's bladder had filled up again and he had to pee quite badly. He could still hold it though, it wasn't every day that a pony actually took an interest in him and he wanted to savor it.

"I am so sorry,"said Twilight, "How did we get here so fast? This is where I'm staying in ponyville and my poor baby dragon needs to use the potty."

"No I don't -" Spike began, before realising his mistake.

With his bladder so full, the curse that made him pee when he lied activated without mercy, Making him pee uncontrollably all over Twilight's back.

Twilight smirked. Maybe next time Spike wouldn't make such a big deal when she had an accident.

Spike shuddered in relief and embarassment as his bladder rapidly deflated.

"Aww, wook at dat, he couldn't even hold his widdle bwadder!"

"Poor thing," said Fluttershy, "Speaking of which, can I use your bathroom I mean if you don't mind. "

Twilight wasn't listening because she also had to pee and was determined to go inside as soon as possible to use the bathroom herself, and if she had been listenign she wouldn't have heard anyway because of the loud hissing noise Spike made with his uncontrolled urination.

Twilight burst into the library and slammed the door in Fluttershy's face, causing her to wet herself, but Twilight didn't notice.

"Huh. Rude much?" Asked Spike.

"Sorry, Spike, but I have to pee very badly and also find a way to convince Celestia that nightmare moon is real so that she'll overlook the thousands of bits of 'water' damage I caused to the castle." Said Twilight, "Now where's the light?"

The lights suddenly flicked on and dozens of ponies yelled 'Surprise.'

Twilight's bladder gave out and a torrent of pee cascaded down to the floor.

"Surprise!" Yelled the pink mare from earlier, "My name is Pinkie Pie and I threw this party just for you. Where you surprised? Were ya? I can tell you're surprised because you peed eeeeverywhere! Sometimes I get really excited and then I pee everywhere too! My doctor says I have an overactive bladder, but he says that about every part of my body, so what does he know?"

Pinkie started peeing so her friend wouldn't feel embarassed, and also because she was excided and she always peed when she was excited!

"I was very surprised." Said Twilight, "Libraries are supposed to be quiet! And dry!"

Spike rolled his eyes at that assertion, already looking for a mop.

"Pinkie, can we please use the bathroom now?"Asked one of the ponies in the crowd. "You made us all wait just in case so that none of us would be in the bathroom when she arrived, but it's been five hours and we really need to go!"

The other ponies squirmed and crossed their legs. "I can't take it anymore!" Yelled somepony in the back before a loud hissing noise could be heard followed by splashing. In cascade failure, the other ponies bladders began to release one after another until their puddles merged to cover the entire floorspace of the library, converting the staircase into a new waterfeature.

Spike returned from the laundry with a mop. "Oh come on!" He exclaimed in anguish.

Once most of the urine had been cleaned up, the party continued. All of the food at the party was unreasonably spicy, which lead to the ponies drinking obscene amounts of water. It was all according to plan though, since their bladders would need to be full for the summer sun celebration in the morning.

Twilight accidently drank some very spicy hotsauce thinking it was beer and ran upstairs to pour water in her mouth. Afterwards she lay on the bed attempting to recover.

"Hey Twilight!" Said Spike, "What are you doing laying on that bed? I haven't put a mattress protector on it yet!"

"No." Said Twilight, "A mattress protector is just a diaper that you put on a bed, you can forget it!"

"I thought you wanted Celestia to forgive you for the massive amount of property damage you caused?" Said Spike, "A good start would be not ruining this mattress. And besides, it's the eve of the Summer Sun celebration. Everypony is drinking so much that they can't go to sleep for fear of wetting the bed! So get up!"

Eventually Spike gave up and went back to the party, almost immediately though, the music stopped. It was time to go to the celebration.

"Ugh," Said Twilight, "here I thought I'd have time to research the elements of harmony but, silly me, all this peeing has kept me from it!"

Spike re-entered the room.

"C'mon Twilight,"said Spike, "We have to hurry up and get to the celebration so we can fill up Celestia's fountain of youth. You don't want to have an accident on the way there like last time do you?"

"Isn't this exciting?" Pinkie Pie gushed verbally rather than urethrally, "Are you excited, 'cause I'm excited, I've never been so excited- well, except for that time I met you, but I don't want to pee myself today so really, how can I can top that?"

Dropplets of urine were escapping the hyperactive mare's hyperactive bladder, but the majority of her precious pee was still locked away.

"Fillies and Gentlecolts," An anouncement came from the mayor on a balcony, "it is my great peasure to announce that the summer sun celebration will soon be officially open and thus you can all finally use the special latrines that have been prepared."

Ponies cheered, but their exuberance was restrained by how badly they all needed to pee and the hazards of jostling their precariously filled bladders.

"In just a few moments, the Princess will arrive and grant you all permission relieve yourselves." The mayor continued, "It's my great honor to introduce, the ruler of your land, she of the cast iron bladder, the pony who gives us the sun and moon every day, the good, the wise, the granter of bathroom passes, Princess pee- I mean Princess Celestia!"

The politician's speech skill was high enough that she was reasonablly sure that none of the assembled ponies had noticed that she had accidentally said the wrong thing because she needed to pee so badly while giving the speech.

"Huh?" Asked Rarity.

Ponies began shuffling their hooves nervously. They were very desperate to relieve themselves and so could not stand still.

Twilight nearly cried as her bladder throbbed. "This can't be good."

"Remain calm everypony, " said the mayor, "I'm sure there's a reasonable pee- I mean explanation for this."

Rarity was unbelievibly desperate, but she kept up her poise nonetheless. She poked her head behind the curtain to see where Celestia should have been waiting to emerge on cue.

"She's gone!" Exclaimed Rarity.

"Ooh, ooh!" Pinkie raised her hoof as if anwering a question, "Maybe she had to take a bathroom break?"

Everypony in the room groaned in annoyance at the stupid joke that remined them all of their own predicaments.

A cloud of purple mist entered the building and took the form of a large black alicorn in cobalt armor.

"Oh, my beloved subjects. It's been so long since I've seen your precious little sun-loving faces." The black alicorn tried to sound menacing, but honestly she was struggling to not pee herself on the stage. She had just returned from the moon, and there were no bathrooms on the moon, so she had been holding it for 1000 years.

"What did you do with our Princess?" Asked Rainbow Dash jumping towards the black alicorn.

Applejack grabbed her tail though and recieved an accidental spurt of urine to the face from Rainbow Dash's overtaxed bladder.

"Why, am I not royal enough for you?" Asked the alicorn, "Don't you know who I am? Did you not recall the legend? Did you not see the signs?"

"I did," Said Twilight, "And I know you you are, the Mare in the Moon - Nightmare Moon!"

Ponies all gasped, several of them losing their tenuous hold on their bladders and collapsing in puddles of shame and relief.

"Well well well," said Nightmare Moon, "somepony who remembers me. Then you know why I'm here."

"Youre here to... to..." Twilight stammered because her bladder was too full for coherent thought.

"Remember this day, little ponies, for it was your last. From this moment forth, the night will last forever!"

A thunder clap sounded at the end of her sentence, pushing the remaining ponies still holding on to their dignity to wet themselves in terror. The puddle grew at an astonishing rate.

"W-what are you all doing?" Asked Nightmare Moon, "This isn't normal! You're all freaks!"

Nightmare Moon turned into mist and left the building before her thousand year bladder could be added to the puddle. She at least, had standards.

To be continued...