Friendship is Pee

by IN2P

Ticket Master - Part 2

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Twilight noticed she was dripping water... well mostly water, all over the floor of Rarity's boutique.

"Oh," said Twilight, "Sorry Rarity."

"It's quite alright dear," Rarity assured her, " We are friends afterall, and you know what friends do? Makeovers!"

Twilight tried to interupt before a repeat of the last time she was in Rarity's boutique, but Rarity was too enthusiastic. After her accident earlier her bladder had refilled rapidly and she wanted to at least visit the restroom before Rarity started forcing her to try on diapers and diaper accessories.

"Just think how wonderful we'll look at the gala!" Rarity exclaimed. "Nopony would ever guess the infantile garnments we were hiding underneath our fabulous outfits."

"Ow, too tight!" Twilight complained. This time she managed to hold her bladder though. Diapers and diaper covers and petticoats and dresses swirled around.

"And we should get something for Spike too." Rarity said, "I'm sure I have something in his size."

"Oh no." Said Spike, "I'm not going to the gala, so I don't have to wear a diaper. I'm going back to the library."

"Wait a minute," Twilight narrowed her eyes, "You're just trying to butter me up so I'll give you the other ticket to the gala aren't you!"

"Well..." said Rarity.

"Well it's not going to work." Twilight said assertively, "You'll just have to wait for my decision like everypony else."

Twilight's bladder pinged her urgently causing her to wince.

"Although I would really like to use your bathroom if possible." Twilight added.

Rarity sighed.

"I'm afraid Sweetie Belle is having one of her seven hour bubble baths so the bathroom will be unavailble for some time." Rarity admitted.

"What?" Twilight demanded, "That's crazy, what if somepony else needs the bathroom?"

Rarity pulled back her dress to reveal her distended bladder protruding from her belly.

"We shant disgrace ourselves by asking her to hurry up, so we shall do our best," Rarity winked, pulling her dress back a little further to reveal the waistband of her diaper, "A proper mare is prepared for any eventuality."

Twilight huffed.

"Well I'm going home." Said Twilight, "Spike never locks me out of the bathroom when he's having a seven hour bubble bath."

Twilight got up and left the boutique through the front door.

"Won't you stay for tea darling?" Asked Rarity.

"No," Twilight yelled, "I'm not staying for pee- I mean tea. I have to get home so I can finally tea... I mean pee."

"That's no problem dear," said Rarity, "You're already wearing protection."

Twilight blushed and tore the diaper off, hoping nopony had seen her walking outside in nothing but a diaper.

"Did somepony say pee?" Applejack arrived pulling a cart, "I've got camping potties, bed pans, urine bags, a jar and funnel-"

"No no no!" Twilight yelled. "I don't want any more favors! I just want to go home and pee in my own toilet! Then I can finally decided who gets the ticket."

Twilight took off at a gallop her bladder complaining the whole way about being jostled. When she finally made it back to the library she almost sighed in relief, but she didn't want to be too relieved or she would pee herself. She pushed open the door and to her surprise, she saw Fluttershy who was humming as she hovered in the air. The floor felt soft and Twilight looked down to see that Fluttershy had placed a puppy pad on the floor in front of the door.

"Oh Fluttershy not you too!" Twilight whined, "What are you even doing?"

"It was Angel's idea," Futtershy explained, "I remember last time when you really had to pee on the way to your surprise party - you ended up having an accident right when you came inside. So I have this set up so you don't feel embarassed about it."

"W-what?" Twilight stammered, increasing amounts of her brain power being diverted to keeping her bursting bladder from leaking. "How is this supposed to be less embarassing?"

"Well it works with my animal friends." Fluttershy expained.

"You're not just doing this so I'll give you the ticket," Twilight accused, "Right?"

"Of course not." Fluttershy gasped. "I'm doing this because you're my best friend, isn't that right Angel?"

Angel crossed his little bunny arms.

"Oh," said Fluttershy, "Yes, I am just doing it for the ticket."

Twilight groaned in frustration.

"Well it was a nice thought," said Twilight, "but I'm not accepting any more favors until after I make my decision, so I'll have to ask you to leave."

Twilight was about to start finally walking towards the toilet when she heard a commotion outside. Her bladder did not appreciate being denied relief when it was so close at hoof and a spurt of urine forced it's way past her defenses. The urine made no sound as it was muffled and absorbed by the absorbant puppy pad beneath her.

"SURPRISE!" Yelled Pinkie Pie, causing another, larger leak onto the pad. Her bladder still throbbed with fullness though.

Pinkie Pie grabbed the desperate unicorn, dragging her outside and throwing her onto a trampoline bouncing her into the air.

"Twilight is my bestest friend Woopee! Woopee!" Pinkie sang, "Even if she sometimes smells like pee! Woopee!"

"Pinkie." Twilight gave her best unamused expression as Pinkie continued to bounce her in the air.

"I bet if I throw her a super fun party she'll give that diaper ticket to me!" Pinkie continued singing

"PINKIE!!!!" Twilight yelled, the constant bouncing was causing tiny leaks that erroded her control of her bladder, which was now on the verge of a total meltdown.

"Yes bestest friend?" Pinkie asked.

"At least the others were subtle about it!" Twilight whined, "I can't decided who to give the gala ticket to and all these favors aren't making it any easier to pee- I mean decide!"

"Gala ticket?" Said a pony Twilight didn't recognise. "You have a ticket to the Grand Galloping Gala?"

The crowd's attention locked onto Twilight and she was forced to run. Rivulets of urine leaking down her hind legs. Eventually she was cornered in an ally. Forcing magic into her horn, she managed to teleport away, back to the safety of her library.

"Spike!" Twilight said desperately, "Quick, lock the doors and windows!"

It was only then that Twilight looked around and saw that her five friends were already inside the building. Twilight cried out in despair, she sat on the floor and her bladder could hold no longer. First a hissing noise, then gushing, then trickling and splashing as a puddle spread out from the defeated mare. The relief made her shudder and she breifly forgot where she was. All that mattered was that her bladder was emptying.

"I can't decide," she finally said, "No matter who I chose some of my friends are going to be unhappy."

"Aww sugar," said Applejack, "We shouldn't have put that much pressure on you. You don't have to give me the ticket. If it helps, I'll pee myself too so you don't feel so embarassed."

Applejack didn't wait for an answer before she began peeing. Her puddle was an impressive size, but it still couldn't match Twilight's.

"Me too," said Fluttershy, "the ticket I mean... oh why not?"

And Fluttershy released her bladder as well - even her pee was quiet as it trickled out and ran down her hind legs.

"Way ahead of you!" Pinkie exclaimed, lifting her leg like a dog and peeing into the combined puddle.

"It was wrong of me to force you like I did." A look of relief crossed Rarity's face, though there was no outward signs of her intentional accident.

"Aww yeah!" Yelled Rainbow, "That means the ticket is mine!"

Rainbow's diaper was already yellowed but since she had no control she couldn't pee herself in solidarity with her friends.

"I mean uh." Rainbow said, "I didn't want to go to the Gala anyway, I can show my moves to the Wonderbolts some other time."

"We got so gung-ho about getting the ticket we didn't think about how it was making you pee- I mean feel." Applejack said.

"We're sorry Twilight." Her friends all chimed in together.

"Hey what's going on in-" Spike entered the main floor of the library to see Twilight and her friends all hugging eachother in a giant puddle of pee. "OH COME ON!"

"Spike, take a letter please." Twilight instructed.

"You don't need to write a letter," Spike huffed, "You need a bath."


After Twilight used her magic to expand the upstairs bathtub, she and her friends were all having a much needed wash. Spike returned from mopping up the puddle downstairs and walked into the bathroom. Spike was used to seeing Twilight in the bathroom since if the door was ever locked she would definately have an accident, but her five friends being with her was a little odd. They did all pee themselves though, so he supposed it wasn't so different.

"Alright," said Spike, "I'm ready to take that letter now."

Rarity gasped. "To see a lady bathing!"

"Uh Rarity?" Applejack said, "We don't normally wear clothes."

"Well maybe you don't." Rarity huffed.

"I'm Twilight's number one assistant," Spike explained, "So it's my job to assist her after she has an accident. I think you're all in the same boat... or tub, I guess with needing that sort of help."

The mares didn't want to admit they'd done it on purpose so they just looked around awkardly.

Rarity felt the water next to her get a little warmer.

"Rainbow!" said Rarity.

"What?" Asked Rainbow, "I can't control it."

Rarity sighed.

"The letter?" Asked Spike.

"Oh, right." Said Twilight.

"[Dear Princess Celestia,
I've learned that one of the joys of friendship is sharing your blessings, but when there's not enough blessings to go around, having more than your friends can make you feel pretty awful. And even if I did take one of them, none... some of them wouldn't feel comfortable wearing a diaper when they're fully continent. So, though I appreciate the invitation, I will be returning both tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala."

Twilight was a little suspicious when Spike seemed to be writing a post script on the letter before senting it.

"Oh Twilight," said Applejack, "You didn't have to go and do that, now you won't get to go either."

"It's okay, girls. I couldn't possibly enjoy myself without my best friends there with me..." said Twilight.

There was an almighty splash as her friends all come togehter in the bath to give her a group hug. Spike grumbled a little about the water that sloshed over the sides.

Spike burped up a scroll.

"A letter from the Princess?" Asked Twilight, "That was fast."

"Dear Twilight," Spike read aloud, "Why didn't you say so in the first place? Please find enclosed six tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala. PS... yada yada."

Spike gave the tickets over to Twilight - they were all waterproof, yellow tickets so the bathwater wouldn't hurt them.

"Wait," said Twilight, "these tickets are all yellow, what gives?"

"Like that matters!" Exclaimed Rainbow Dash, "We're all going to the Gala!"

Spike walked out of the bathroom to read the post script on the letter.

PS thanks for the heads up Spike, if Twilight's friends are as accident prone as she is I'll be sure to give them all yellow tickets.

"How come I don't get a ticket?" Spike thought out loud. If he wasn't there, who would be keeping an eye on Twilight?

Spike burped again, producing another scroll.

And one ticket for you Spike. I've had to make yours yellow too, since I know if I didn't Twilight would switch out her ticket with yours.

Yours Truely,
Princess Celestia

Spike smiled. Everything had worked out in the end.