Friendship is Pee

"Thank you kindly Twilight for helping me out. I bet big mcintosh I could get all these golden delicious apples in the barn before I took a pee break." Applejack said, "If I win, he has to wear one of Rarity's diapers for a week."

"No problem at all Applejack," said Twilight, I'm glad the goal is a bathroom break though. I've been drinking a lot of water working in this heat."

Twilight used her magic to move the buckets of apples that Applejack had bucked into the barn. Spike rode on her back while she worked.

"Me too," said Spike, "I've been holding it for a while."

Twilight rolled her eyes.

"Please Spike," said Twilight, "I saw you run behind that tree earlier."

Spike blushed.

"I have a small bladder okay?" He said, "I'm just a baby dragon."

I pang of urgency shot through Twilight's bladder and her hind legs crossed involuntarily. She laughed nervously.

"Eh, I guess we're done then," She said with a slightly strained expression, "Where's your bathroom?"

At the idea of going to the bathroom Spike felt a wave of desperation and a sprurt of pee came out, Twilight felt it on her back.

"Spike!" She exclaimed.

"What?" Spike asked trying to pretend that didn't just happen. When he lied by omission the curse made him pee a little more though.

Just then Spike burped out a scroll which pushed him over the edge and made him begin peeing uncontrollably creating waterfalls to run off Twilight's back. The feeling of warm pee cascading around her barrel and down between her hind legs made her lose control briefly and she leaked a little, but managed to regain control. Her bladder was distended slightly from her belly.

"Hoo nelly," Said Applejack, "It's a good thing the bet was about me being able to hold it and not Spike."

Applejack giggled. Spike took up the scroll and began to read.

"Her Royal Highness Princess Celestia of Equestria is please to announce... yada yada yada, the grand galloping gala..." Spike continued to skim the scroll, "The dress code requires ... blah blah blah, ponies with a yellow ticket wear incontinence protection whilst they are on castle grounds... Twilght Sparkle plus one is invited to attend."

Twilight grabbed the scroll "Give me that! You made that part up!"

Twilight read the scroll and as she did Spike burped again with two tickets appearing. Yellow tickets, which had the dress code instructions printed on them along with a pictogram of a diaper so there could be no confusion.

"The Grand Galloping Gala!" said Applejack.

"Well you're not going to see me at that party." Said Spike. "Too girly. Also, both the tickets are yellow, and I'm not wearing a diaper!"

"Aw, come on Spike," said Twilight, "You're always telling me that wearing protection is no big deal. I'm sure the party will still be nice."

"Nice?" Said Applejack, "It's more than nice, if I had an apple stand set up there imagine how much money I could make! This farm really needs the help."

"Well in that case," said Twilight, "Would you like to-"

Rainbow Dash zipped in from the sky and landed with a crash. There was a hissing noise as her bladder relased into the diaper she was still wearing. Apparently Twilight's spell that had let her releive her shy bladder in the Everfree had yet to fully wear off.

"Are you talking about the Grand Galloping Gala?" Rainbow Dash asked trying to distract the other ponies from the yellowing of her diaper.

Applejack looked pissed. "Ya told me you were too busy to help me harvest apples, what were you busy doing? Spying?"

"No," said Rainbow, "I was busy napping, and I just happened to hear you have an extra ticket?"

Twilight looked at her two friends. "Yes, but-"

"YES!" Yelled Rainbow, "This is so awesome. The wonderbolts perform at the Gala every year and now I can see it! I could show them my moves and maybe they'll make me part of their squad!"

Applejack bumped Rainbow out of the way "Now hold on just one pony pickin' minute, I asked for that ticket first!"

"So?" Said Rainbow, "That doesn't mean you own it. Twilight is my best friend and she'll definately give me the ticket."

"Oh yeah," Said Applejack, "Well I challenge you to a pee holding competition. Winner gets the ticket."

"No fair!" Rainbow exclaimed, "You know I can't hold anything right now because of that spell."

"Girls!" Twilight said forcefully, "These are my tickets and I'll decide who gets it. Whoever has the best pee- I mean reason should get the ticket."

"I need money to fix up the farm!" Said Applejack, "And to fix granny's hip!"

"I'll get a shot to audition for the wonderbolts!" Said Rainbow "And besides, the ticket is for a pony that's incontinent and you made me incontinent so it's perfect!"

"Rainbow by the time the Gala comes around the spell will have worn off." Said Twilight. "And with your shy bladder you won't be able to pee for the whole event."

"If it means a chance to see the wonderbolts then you can cast it again." Said Rainbow, "I'd do anything!"

Twilight groaned. Both her friends had good reasons. And she still really needed to pee.

"Those were pretty good reasons weren't they," said Twilight, "I don't know about you but I really need to pee and I can't make decisions on a full bladder. So uh, I'll be going now and I'll get back to you after I've had a chance to pee."

A beat of sweat ran down Applejack's head as she considered offering her bathroom to her desperate friend, but she was barely holding it in and she really needed to win that bet with her brother. Applejack ran off towards the farmhouse without makeing the offer that Twilight was clearly hinting she needed.

"Wow," said Rainbow, "Rude much? Come on Twilight, you can use the bathroom at my house."

"Rainbow you live on a cloud." Said Twilight, "How would I even get there?"

Rainbow thought for minute.

"I could carry you." She offered.

"Even if you did," Twilight said, "I couldn't stand on the floor. You'd have to hover me over the toilet and just... no. Thanks for offering though."

"I can give you my spare diaper!" Rainbow offered.

"I think you need it more than me." Said Twilight looking at the sagging diaper between her temporarily incontinent friend's legs.

Twilight and Spike were walking through Ponyville towards the library tree where they lived. Twilight dared not go any faster or she would lose control of her bladder for sure.

"So," asked Spike, "Who are you going to give the ticket to?"

"I don't know spike," Twilight's voice was strained, "But I really can't think when my bladder is this full. Where do you think we can find a bathroom?"

A pink blur collided with the tickets Twilight was hovering next to her.

"Ahh!" yelled Pinkie Pie, "Bats! Bats on my face! Wait these aren't bats, these are tickets to the grand galloping gala!"

Pinkie began to bounce around, peeing a little in excitement, as she often did.

"It's the most amazing increadible temendous super fun party in all of Equestria! I've always wanted to go!"

Pinkie sang a song.

"Oh the grand galloping gala is the best place for me
Even if the excitement makes me need to pee
Hip hip
Hooray!
It's the best place for me,
For pinkie!"

"And the dress code says everypony is wearing a diaper so I can pee as much as I want and never stop partying! It's a diaper party! Why didn't I think of that?"

"Pinkie-" Said Twilight

"Oh thankyou Twilight, this is the best gift ever!" Yelled Pinkie

"Pinkie," said Twilight, "Not everypony is going to be wearing a diaper, just incontinent ponies with these yellow tickets, which Celestia gave to me as some kind of cruel joke."

Beause life had great comedic timing, Rarity appeared near them at that exact moment and gasped.

"Are these what I think they are?" Rarity exclaimed.

"Yep!" said Pinkie, "Twilight is taking me to a diaper party called the Grand Galloping Gala in Canterlot!"

"Pinkie," said Twilight, "It's not a diaper party, I'm sure Princess Celestia invented these yellow tickets just to embarass me-"

"The Gala?" Rarity asked, "Why I design ensembles to conceal the diapers for yellow ticket holders every year, but I've never had the opportunity to attend myself. Oh the society, the culture, the glamour! It's where I truely belong. It's where I'm destined to meet... him!"

"Him who?" Asked Pinkie

"I would stroll through the gala and everypony would be so taken with my outfit that Princess Celestia would introduce me to him, her nephew, the prince, and we would court eachother and end up married." Rarity sighed.

Twilight rolled her eyes. She knew what Prince Blueblood was actually like.

"I can't believe you would invite Pinkie to such an event and prevent me from meeting the Stallion of my dreams." She huffed. "Of course I'll still design your outfits. Nopony will ever notice that you're wearing... ehem, protection."

Twilight was able to say that she hadn't decided who to give the tickets to yet when a white Rabbit jumped up and stole the tickets.

"Hey!" Yelled Spike.

The rabbit ran over and gave the tickets to Fluttershy.

"Angel these are perfect!" Said Fluttershy.

"Listen guys, I haven't decided who to give the extra ticket to." Twilight said. "Right now I just really have to-"

"You haven't?" Her friends gasped, cutting Twilight off before she could express her increasingly desperate need to urinate.

"Um," Fluttershy brushed a hoof against the ground, "Excuse me, if it's no trouble, I mean, if you didn't want to give it to somepony else I wanted to ask if it would be alright if I could have the ticket."

"You?" Asked Rarity. "You want to go to the Gala?"

"Oh, no." Said Fluttershy, "I mean yes, or actually kind of, you see, I want to see the palace gardens where they keep the exotic animals."

Rainbow Dash burst in from the sky and once again hosed down the inside of her diaper. The brash pegasus wasn't wearing any clothes to conceal it.

"Wait just a minute!" Rainbow said.

"Rainbow," Twilight squinted in suspicion, "were you following me?"

"No!" Said Rainbow, "I mean yes, I mean, it doesn't matter. I couldn't risk a goody four shoes like you giving that ticket away to just anypony!"

Applejack appeared too.

"Wait just another minute!" Applejack said

Twilight's hind legs pressed together as she tried desperately to hold it in for another minute.

"Applejack," Twilight felt a little faint as all her focus and will power was on holding her wee, "were you following me too?"

"No." Said Applejack, "I was following Rainbow in case she tried anything funny to get my ticket."

"Your ticket?" The other mares exclaimed.

"Look, girls," Twilight had one of her forehooves jammed into her crotch now, "This is my decision and I REALLY need to pee and I can't think straight until I find somewhere to pee, now go! Shoo!"

"Spike, what am I going to do?" Asked Twilight, "I only came to this resturaunt so I could use the bathroom but I can't find it anywhere."

Spike rolled his eyes.

"Well you could just ask somepony." He said.

"I can't do that." Said Twilight, "That would be embarassing."

"More embarassing that peeing yourself like a little filly?" He queried.

"I can hold it." She huffed, "I'll just ask the waiter where I can wash my hooves... when I see him."

After a few agonising minutes the waiter appeared.

"May I take your order madame?" The waiter asked with a french accent.

"Before we start," Twilight said, "Is there somwhere I can wash my hooves? I've been working on a farm."

"Ah but of course madame," the waiter gestured, "Right this way."

The waiter led Twilight to a small room at the back of the resturaunt. When she entered she could see a sink with soap, and a towel, a small couch and a mirror. There was no toilet.

A hair popped out of place in Twilight's mane and her eyes bulged out slightly, she could imagine it was from the pressure in her bladder but she wasn't sure that was how it worked biologically. She breifly considered peeing in the sink, but decided against it. The door had no lock so somepony could walk in on her at any moment.

Twilight returned to the table without finding relief.

"Feel better?" Asked Spike, "Cause I need to go too."

"They don't have a toilet." Said Twilight. "It was just a sink."

Spike facepalmed. "Did you even ask if they had a toilet?"

"I couldn't possibly." Said Twilight.

"Ugh, Twilight," Spike groaned, "as your *number one* assistant I'm telling we have to go right now before you have an accident."

"Spike, I'm not-" Twilight began.

"It's happened seventeen times." Spike interupted. "And that's just the times in resturaunts."

"Ehem, my I take you order?" The waiter had returned.

"Twilight," Spike wispered, "Let's just go now."

"We can't," said Twilight, "it woud be rude."

Spike facepalmed again. They were going to get banned from another resturaunt, he was sure of it.

"Something to drink?" Asked the waiter.

Twilight screamed internally at the thought of consuming more fluids.

"No thank you," said Spike, "We'll skip straight to the mains. I'll have the hayfries and she will have a daffodil sandwich.

Twilight was greatful that Spike had ordered for her. She wasn't sure she could be coherent with her bladder so full.

"What should I do Spike?" Asked Twilight.

"Go to the bathroom." He deadpanned.

"No, about the ticket." Twilight added, "How do I choose just one friend? I supose I could give my ticket away, but then there would still be three mares left disapointed. What if I-"

"Ahm," said the waiter, "Your food."

"Oh," said Twilight, "Thank you, this looks great."

The surprise of the waiter appearing made Twilight leak a little, but fortunately they were outside and her chair was a wire mesh to allow rainwater to run through.

There was a sound of water pattering and ponies started moving away in shock. Spike was convinced for a moment that the rampantly incontinent mare under his care had just embarassed herself, again, but when he looked up he saw that it had begun to rain.

"Em, madame?" The waiter asked, "are you going to eat your food in ze rain?"

"It's not raining." Said Twilight. And sure enough, the two of them were completely dry.

Twilight looked around. "What's going on."

Looking up she saw Rainbow had opened a hole in the clouds to keep her dry.

"Rainbow, you're not just trying to get the ticket by doing me favors, are you?" Asked Twilight suspiciously.

She could appreciate the gesture, but right now she desperately wanted the rain as a cover for her leaky bladder.

"Me?" Asked Rainbow, "No, of course not. Seriously, I'd do this for anypony."

Twilight looked around and saw other ponies getting rained on. The sight and sound of the water made her bladder contract, a few more drops falling underneath her chair.

"Rainbow, I'm not comfortable accepting unwanted favors, so I'd appreaciate it if you would close up that raincloud right now so I can pee- I mean eat my lunch in peace."

Twilight was sure nopony would notice her slip-up since she corrected it so quickly.

"Uh, fine." Said Rainbow zipping up the cloud.

A raging torrent of water fell on Twilight from the sky, soaking her instantly. The rainwater was cold, but her hindquarters were warm as her overtaxed bladder finally released, gushing out faster than even the pouring rain. She melted in her seat, her eyes crossing in sheer relief.

"Ahh, that's better." She couldn't stop even if she wanted to. Not that she did.

Spike facepalmed yet again as he watched his charge pee herself very obviously. If her body language didn't give it away the loud hissing noise audible even over the rain, the waterfall that existed only under her seat, the massive puddle forming under their table faster than the rain could explain would have. To make matters worse, she had loudly said that she was going to pee before she did it.

"Twilight, it's raining." Said Spike.

"Really?" Asked Twilight.

"Yes." He said, "Now lets just go before you catch a cold."

Twilight's pee addled brain was still in a daze so Spike reached into her saddlebag and left a generous tip on the table before guiding the oblivious mare away from her embarassing public accident. He still really needed to pee.

Like an angel Rarity appeared in the rain with an umbrella. She could help dry Twilight off (Spike's scales meant he never really got 'wet'), and more importantly, she'd have a bathroom Spike could use.

"Oh my heavens darlings," Said Rarity, "You simply must get out of this frightful weather."