Skibidi Stories: Anons Quest for Obamium

by Onyx Vesper

CH-1 The courtroom fiasco

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Anon and Luna walked towards the courtroom and enjoyed each others company while it lasted until Luna started
"Hush my wilted love, As I can no longer protect you from whatever my Elder sister will bring upon you."
"I am not afraid of what will happen to me Luna the thing that I fear the most is the thought of leaving you,"
"I do not fear your sister, however I have an idea." said Anon.
"ANONYMOUS" screeched Celestino,
"YOU ARE HEREBY GUILTY OF HIGH TREASON AS YOU CLAPPED THE EVERLOVING ME OUT OF MY BELOVED SISTER," "sowwwwwy dim mean it pwease fowgib me angry bird albino horse lady" begged Anon,
Anon attempted to leg it from the courtroom but the Heavily armoured Golden Solar Simps detained him.

"Your crimes cannot be forgiven Anon..." celestia replied
"Bitch Please she be begging for it" exclaimed Anon the Unholy one,
"ANON!" bellowed Tia. Anon the absolute unit of a man summoned his inner smack-head and swung at the overgrown albino hoers thingy with wings that were like 100,000 cm long.

The albino hoers thingy dodged the mad lad's assassination attempt and ordered the celestial simps to detain the second prince of madness and chaos as even the dracon-equus known as discord was unable to pull a stunt like that, speaking of Discord Anon the absolute madman somehow managed to break space and time and turned discord into a marketable plushie. Then anon summoned his inner smack-head once again and did something that resembled an autistic war cry which sure was an effective way to distract the large princess then anon used his tinfoil to bonk the large princess, "ANON STOP THIS NONSENSE!" screamed Celestino,
"hmm Na I don't think I will," Anon said smugly

"however, Tia we need to get something before I actually do get sentenced and i believe that it will benefit all of Equestria," said Anon.
"Fine what do we need to get Anon." sighed Celestia.


Author's Note

Anon not very happy

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