Skibidi Stories: Anons Quest for Obamium

"So Celly, the thingy majiggy we need is the mythical... Obamium, however Celly the journey will be treacherous so we may or may not have to commit war crimes. This also includes you Celly, so after all of this do not try to put all of this on me you will be as guilty as me, but however will you be able to live with that?" asked Anon the Unholy one.

3 DAYS LATER:
"Celestia?" the human questioned,
"what is it Anon?" answered the princess. "I think that I have a lead on the Obamium that we need to benefit all of equestria however, that involves fighting The Two Immortals of the realm of United Kingdom, we will need to engage in epic battles against the Undead Lyzabeth II of the cursed land of England and her husband Phillip the lich-king of the mountain realm of Edinburgh they are the immortals of the realm of the United Kingdom, Celestia do NOT underestimate them." Anon warned.
"they will wreck your shit Celestia!"
"but I do need your help, I need you to open a portal to the England dimension." replied anon.

Celestia gladly opened the portal because it would benefit all of Equestria, or would it? They entered the portal and saw the worst thing imaginable. London. They ambled through the ancient streets of London until they came across 7 blokes who jumped them holding shivs and one of the 7 miscreants, who Celestia assumed was the leader of the bozos suddenly said
"Surrender thy contents of thy pantaloons you lower-class citizen" the band of miscreants laughed politely.

Anon reacted quickly and obeyed the crime-boys and gave them the stuff in his pockets which consisted of a bent paperclip, a bubble-gum wrapper and a link to his latest Soundcloud however they didn't know that Anon's Soundcloud is absolute ass. they quickly ran away from the criminals towards Westminster Abbey where they would fight The Undead.
upon entering the abbey they heard the souls of the damned sing Crucem Sanctam Subiit, and then the Skeletal guards of HRH Liz attacked them, Celestia tried to fire a bolt of magic at the skeletal being to find out that it was ineffective, so anon used his autism to summon The Skiajati a sword made of flesh grafted from the Tormented and went ape-shit on the skeletons.

The further they went the more spooky skeletons started to appear even Celestia was swinging a scythe that one of the skeletons dropped, they cut through bone and steel, they eventually reached a giant door to the vault which was locked so Anon looked around the abbey for the next five hours. when he was gone Celly straight up fell asleep when he returned and began opening the vault she was abruptly woken up by the door mechanism they entered they saw Liz absorbing the power of Obamium shard, Phillip was just there.

They got into their battle stance and charged towards the two undead monarchs of the England realm. Anon battled Elizabeth while Celestia battled Phillip, after a tough 15min they succeeded but out of the ground rose an even bigger threat...

It was Andrew Tate and he threw coloured Bugatti's at them like theres no tomorrow there was so much going on that if this was a video game it would look like GTA V ONLINE in a bad sport lobby on pc, absolute chaos. but celestia the absolute genius that she is grabbed one of the Bugatti's in her magic and lobbed it at Andrew Tate.

When it hit him, he exploded banishing him to the shadow realm for the rest of eternity, they grabbed the Obamium and opened a portal to equestria.