Skibidi Stories: Anons Quest for Obamium

As the guards and Celestia walked Anon towards the courtroom he enjoyed the silence as he was tired after sending Andrew Tate into the shadow realm,
"God banishing millionaires into the shadow realm sure is exhausting" signed Anon.
"Sure is, if only I could do that to the Canterlot nobility it would solve so much of my problems!" replied Celestia.
"however you must now be sentenced for your crimes." upon entering the courtroom the Judge who also was Celestia said out his sentence,
"Anon for your crimes which I shall not name because there are so many, I sentence you to be turned to stone for 1000 years! what are your last words for a 1000 years?" anon though for a moment before he smiled and said,
"Luna has the fattest ass." he said to spite celestia.