Just A Normal Pony

by Digital Circuit

Chapter 1: Guard Duty

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“Wut?!” I asked.

“I asked you to rutt me,” She said.

“Why?” I asked.

“I’m horny, and you look hot,” she said.

I was speechless. She was very blunt and I couldn’t think of a response. Apparently she took it as a yes and brought me to one of the bedroom cars and began removing my armor. She was about to do something when I stopped her. “Wait,” I said. “If we’re going to do this, can I at least decide what we do?” I asked.

“Sure, I don't see why not,” She said.

“How about we start with a blowjob, then after, I will return the favor, and then we have sex?” I asked before sitting down on the bed and spread my legs. She grinned before she climbed onto the bed and started to kiss my sheath. “Mmm that’s nice, but don’t forget my family jewels,” I told her. She giggled before she licked my sack. “Mmm yesss,” I moaned as my stallionhood started coming out of my sheath.

As it came out she licked it all over. “So big,” she moaned before kissing the tip. “I’m not even sure I’ll be able to get it in my mouth,” she said before giving it a long slow lick from base to tip. She then moved down to my balls and started to give them some attention.

I moaned contentedly. Unfortunately our time was cut short when the train stopped and the whistle blew. “Dammit!” I exclaimed.

“Well see you later.” She said with a smile as she got up.

“Hopefully,” I muttered before I used my magic to get my armor back on, trying my best to hide my hard-on underneath the armor.

I got off the train and headed towards the castle. ‘I wonder if I could convince the princess to help me with this?’ I wondered as I made my way there. When I arrived, I was met by Shining armor. “Captain,” I nodded to him.

“I see your back, why have you been gone so long?” He asked.

“Urgent family matter, it took longer than expected and I wasn’t able to step away to send a letter to explain my absence,” I said.

“Hmm, I see, well I guess you will be resuming your duties?” He asked.

“Not just yet, I need to speak to the princess about an important matter,” I told him.

“Then follow me,” Shining Armor said. I nodded and followed him. We eventually arrived at the throne room where Celestia was waiting.

I bowed before her. “Your highness, I must speak to you in private immediately,” I told her. Princess Celestia looked at me suspiciously before she nodded to Shining Armor and he left. “I recommend we speak in your room,” I told her.

“You needn't worry no one will hear us here,” She told me.

“Ok, Princess… I know that you plan to make Twilight into the fourth alicorn of Equestria,” I said, watching as the color drained from her face and her eyes shrunk to pinpricks.

“Who told you!” She asked with a furious look in her eyes.

“You did,” I said with a shit-eating-grin. She gritted her teeth as she flared her wings. “And this is blackmail by the way,” I said, giving her a smirk. “I had my suspicions and you confirmed them,” I said.

“Why are you doing this?” She asked.

“Well, I was just thinking… if you have the power to make her an alicorn, why not make me one as well?” I asked.

“You?!” She exclaimed.

“But don’t get me wrong, I don’t just want to get it right away, I wanna earn it, I wanna deserve it,” I told her, making her features soften somewhat.

“Why do you want it?” She asked.

“I wanna be an alicorn, simple as that,” I told her.

“I’ll see what I can do, but until then please wait,” She told me.

“Okay… and I was also hoping you could do something for me, you would do anything for your little ponies wouldn’t you?” I asked.

“What is it?” She asked.

“On the train ride here, I hooked up with a mare, however, before anything actually happened, we arrived at the station and I had to get off, now I have an “issue” that’s bothering me underneath my armor and it refuses to go down,” I told her. “Can you please help me with it?” I asked.

She put a hoof to her head and rubbed it in frustration. “Are you seriously asking me to whore myself out to you?” She asked.

“As if you haven’t been fantasizing about me,” I said, giving her a knowing smirk.

“Return to your duties,” She told me with a glare.

“Okay then, but remember Princess, I know your secret… your dirty little secret,” I said, giving her a dark laugh as I started to head towards the door with a smirk.

“You have just as much to lose as I do,” She told me, making me stop.

I didn’t look at her and only smirked. “If you actually had anything on me, you could have taken advantage of me any time you liked, if you asked me to make love to you, I wouldn’t hesitate,” I said. “I know more things than you know, your highness,” I said before leaving through the doors.


I walked around, looking for something to actually do in the castle. At some point, I must’ve gotten lost. Luckily I stumbled into Rose, a guardspony who was attracted to me.

“Hey there, stud,” She said with a smile.

“Hey Rose,” I said as I looked down at her. “Wanna fool around?” I asked.

“You know it.” She said.

I smiled. “Let’s go to Princess Celestia’s bedchambers and have sex in her bed,” I said with a smirk.

“Ooooh… that is so dirty… and soo hot!” said Rose.

“Let’s go,” I said. Rose led the way to Princess Celestia’s bedroom and we quickly went inside. As we entered Rose locked the door and started to strip out of her armor. I did the same and revealed my raging stallionhood and sat on my haunches. “Here we are,” I said.

“So how do you want to do this?” She asked.

“First… I want to get her pillows and make sure that my scent is on them,” I told her. I got on her bed and began rubbing my body all over her mattress before I got her pillows and began grinding against them. “Now when Celestia goes to bed she smells my scent, she’ll associate that with comfort,” I said. Once I was satisfied I returned to Rose and stood in front of her. “Now… where were we?” I asked her.

“You were going to rut me like the slut I am,” She told me.

“Oh yeah,” I said with a grin as I sat on my haunches. “But I think I should get a bit of the edge off first, don’t you think,” I said, stroking my cock with my hoof. She smiled before she walked over and started licking my cock. “Ok if we role play?” I asked.

“Maybe next time,” she said with a kind smile.

“Okay,” I said, somewhat disappointed, then she started to suck on the tip. “Mm… you’re good at that,” I moaned. She did not reply and just kept sucking. “Okay, I can’t take it anymore,” I said before I began using my magic to lift her into the air before turning her around and forcing her ponut onto my cock, and forcing her down all the way to the base.

“Fuuuuuck!” She screamed as she held onto her bulging stomach. “Ahhn… you’re bigger than I thought,” she moaned.

“Mmmm….. so tight,” I moaned.

“There’s so much!” She moaned as she twitched and her ass tightened around me.

I moved forward and pinned her front to the ground before I began slowly humping into her. “OOOoh!” She moaned.

“Damn you feel so good,” I moaned.

“You do too,” She moaned.

I started being more rough with her and began humping into her harder. “Yeah, rutt me you giant stud!” She moaned. “Rutt me like the dirty whore I am!” I didn’t reply and continued, her lewdness urging me on. “Fuck, I’m cumming!” She moaned.

I moaned and began humping harder. “Me too,” I moaned. I bucked my hips one more time, making us both cum. “Mmmm,” I moaned.

“Oh Celestia,” Rose maoned.

“Let’s get out of here,” I said before I stood up and slowly began pulling out of her.

“Ok,” She said.

“Wanna clean me up?” I asked before she licked me clean. “Damn you’re such a slutty mare,” I said.

“Let's get out of here before we get caught,” She said.

“Yeah, yeah,” I said before I got my armor and began putting it all on. Then after she put hers back on we both left.


After a bit of wandering around the castle, a guard approached me and gave me a scroll with orders to go on patrol. I checked the orders and followed the guard out. I made my way to the area indicated in the scroll and when I arrived, I noticed it was getting dark. However, I did a double take when I saw where I was. I had to check the scroll a few times before I actually believed the orders.

I was sent to patrol Canterlot’s red light district. I glared at the scroll and growled as I began doing my duty. I didn’t actually care that this kind of thing was below me, I was more upset that I was sent here of all places, and as I walked down the street I saw a few ponies having sex in public either mounting or being ridden by their partners. In one alleyway I saw a group having an orgy.

I tried my hardest to ignore everything happening around me, but it was difficult to ignore a raging hard-on underneath my armor. “Hey there, need a little help.” Said a mare wearing lingerie.

“Trust me when I tell you, you’d end up split in half if you tried to get it in,” I said as I continued on.

“Oh my…” she said.

I continued moving on and apparently made it to the Interspecies areaof the district, and when I rounded the corner there was quite a bit more happening in the open with a small dragoness being gangbanged by a group of 10 ponies, along with a mare being dominated by a teenage male dragon, and other exotic species having sex with ponies and each other while ponies watched.

“I’m starting to think that I’m being punished,” I muttered to myself.

Do you want to be punished?~” Asked a female griffon in dominatrix garb, who suddenly appeared behind me.

“No thank you,” I said before moving on, but as I walked by the dragoness gangbang, the female dragoness in a crazed lust lifted her head and kissed me as the other ponies had their way with her pussy and ass. After the kiss, I froze for a moment before attempting to move on.


I finally finished with my patrol duty when morning came. I was walking back to the castle when I was met with Shining armor carrying a letter. “The princess asked me to give this to you,” He told me before he gave it to me with his magic.

“Oh joy,” I groaned as I struggled to stay awake. I took the letter in my magic and looked at Shining armor. “Any ideas on what this is about?” I asked.

“I was told it's for your eyes only,” He told me so I opened it to take a look.

[qoute]Captain Rob Rhapsody, your recent assignment to patrol duty has been extended to last every night up to the next week, and you will be accompanied by two guard ponies.

~Princess Celestia[/qoute]

I groaned and facehoofed. “Fine, have the guard ponies she assigned to me meet me in that inn over there,” I told Shining Armor. “If I’m doing the night shift, I might as well change my schedule a bit,” I said. Shining nodded and headed off towards the castle.

I began heading towards the in and thinking about a few things. I’m probably the largest unicorn stallion in Equestria, whereas all the other ponies here are able to walk underneath me and walk right between my legs. Oddly enough sometimes ponies don’t even notice they’re walking underneath me if they’re not focused on anything but their own business. And due to my size, my junk is larger by comparison to other stallions, though it is hidden underneath my sheath most of the time, when I’m aroused it’s not easy for anypony to miss unless I’m hiding it underneath my armor like I am now. I banished these thoughts from my mind and focused on reaching the Inn where I was to meet up with the guard ponies Princess Celestia assigned to me.

As soon as I reached the Inn, I told the innkeeper to send the guards up to my room when they arrived. I headed up to my room and removed my armor. After taking a moment to stretch out and relax, I heard a knock on my door.

“Come in,” I said.

The door opened to reveal the two guard ponies Princess Celestia assigned to me. They were both Bat Pony stallions. One of them was a light blue Bat Pony with a dark blue mane and tail, and the other was a dark blue Bat Pony with a light blue mane and tail.

"You must be Captain Rhapsody," the light blue Bat Pony said as he spoke for the both of them.

“And you two are?” I asked.

"My name's Light Star," said the light blue bat pony, "and this here's my brother, Dark Star." He gestured to the dark blue Bat Pony beside him.

“Uh-huh…” I said before letting them in.

"Well, Captain Rhapsody, we've been told that you're going to be our new captain, and that we're to help you with patrol duty for the next week," Light Star explained.

“Guess so,” I said before closing the door behind them.

"So, Captain," Light Star began, "what sort of things do you want us to do while we're on patrol duty with you?" he asked.

“There is,” I said. “Stay out of my way,” I told them, my expression turning dark. Honestly I wasn’t surprised that the princess gave me two pat ponies to work a night shift.


The next couple days were a bit taxing on my forced celibacy, but I made it through, however, tonight was probably going to be a bit more difficult than the rest. I was walking down the streets of the Red light district, and it was like freakin’ Mardi gras out here. ‘Do they have Mardi gras?’ I wondered before shaking those thoughts out of my head and attempting to focus on my surroundings, although considering the last couple days, it wasn’t the best choice. As I walked down the street I saw the dragoness that was gangbanged from a few days ago sucking off a pony in an alley.

I didn’t pay them much attention until the pony she was sucking off hit her. I looked towards my other guards, but they weren’t paying attention, instead they were watching a few mares make out, so I decided that I’d punish them later. I walked towards the two silently, however, the dragoness didn’t seem to need any help.

As soon as the pony hit her, the dragon started growling and tackled him to the ground before she stuffed his head into her mouth and forced him down her throat. I immediately walked away after that.

“Okay, now I’m starting to understand why I kept getting reports on missing ponies, they got a little too rough with the predators and they got eaten, I’ll probably have to report that, I think it would be self-defense so I shouldn’t have to do any follow ups… or maybe I should pass it on to somepony else? Yeah… I’ll do that,” I muttered to myself.

After that the dragoness walked out of the alley where she was approached by another pony, his intentions to have sex with her obvious. I ignored her and continued on.

Eventually I made it to a bar, where I decided to stop by since it was the end of my shift. The bar wasn’t anything special, I got a simple drink and knocked it back. “Hello there,” said the Dragoness from before as she sat beside me.

I looked down at her full stomach. “Hey,” I said, taking a swig of a second round the bartender gave me.

“Need a little pick me up?” She asked.

“I guess,” I said. She gave me a little kiss before she slipped down and started to undo the lower part of my armor. “Woah! You don’t waste any time at all do you?” I said.

“I have a quota to meet,” She chuckled as she licked my sheath.

“If you’re wanting some bits, I’m not going to give you any,” I said.

“Thats alright,” She said.

“Okay then,” I said as my cock started to come out of my sheath which she eagerly took down her throat with ease.

“Mmm…you taste good,” she moaned.

“Thanks,” I said as she began deep throating my cock taking it to the base.

“Wanna go somewhere more private?” I asked.

“Why not take me here?” She asked taking my cock out of her mouth before licking the entire length.

“Because I don’t think anypony wants to see anything I wanna do to you,” I said.

“Sounds fun.” She said, pulling herself off my cock.

I quickly brought her back to the Inn and began removing my armor and as I did so the dragoness licked my cock and balls. “I’m really looking forward to this,” She said.

“Me too,” I said.

“So do you want to fuck me now or do you want me to keep sucking you off?” She moaned.

“How about you use your feet?” I asked.

She chuckled before she said. “Take a seat,” She told me. I did as she said and sat on my haunches against a wall. After a few seconds, she started to use her feet to jerk me off.

“Mmm…” I moaned. “Those are some good feet,” I moaned.

“Thank you, and I hope you don't hold back in return,” She moaned.

“Oh I won’t,” I said. Before anything else happened, the guards assigned to me walked in without knocking. “Most ponies knock,” I said,

“Sorry Sir,” they said in unison as the dragoness kept jerking me off with her feet as she playfully looked at the two bat ponies.

“Do you mind if they join in?” I asked her.

“I don't mind.” She said looking over at them.

“Alright, you heard her,” I told them. “Take off your armor and get over here,” I said. They did as I said and removed their armor.

“So how do you three want to do this, do you two want to pound my holes while I suck off your commander, or do you want my holes for yourself?” The dragoness asked us.

“I have an idea,” I said.

“What is it?” asked one of the bat ponies.

“I use her ass, and you two can share her mouth,” I told them. “She has a seat on my lap, and you two get to use her mouth.”

“Oh, and here I was hoping to get a bun in the oven,” the dragoness said jokingly.

“You’ll get something in your belly,” I said.

The dragoness smiled before leaning over and taking the cocks of both bat ponies into her mouth. She began to suck them off, moaning as she tasted them. “Have a seat,” I told her, gesturing to my stallionhood.

She chuckled and climbed onto my lap, spreading her ass before taking my cock into her asshole. It was tight, but she was obviously used to this. She began to ride me, her tail wrapped around my hips, as she continued to suck off the two bat ponies. I could feel her body heat as she rode me, and the sensation of her ass gripping my cock was exquisite. The two bat ponies seemed to be enjoying themselves as well, moaning and thrusting their hips forward into the dragoness' mouth. “Oh fuck,” Moaned one of them as her tongue wrapped around their cocks.

“This feels so good…” I moaned. She started riding me faster as she sucked off the two bat ponies.

Just then, Gilda came in. “Mind if I join?” Gilda asked.

“Glad you got my letter, did you find the place okay?” I asked her.

“Yeah,” she said before she came over and gave me a kiss on the cheek.

“Oh, looks like they’re getting close,” I said as I watched the two bat ponies humping into the dragoness’ mouth. The two ponies exploded in her mouth and she drank their cum gleefully.

Both of the bat ponies passed out. “Mmm…. They were good,” the dragoness moaned as she rode me harder.

“How did they taste,” I asked.

The dragoness smiled and licked her lips. "Like blueberries and cream." She giggled, her breath warm on my ear.

“Wanna do something I think is hot?” I asked her.

She smiled. "What do you have in mind?" she asked.

“Eat them,” I said to her.

She looked at me with a playful glint in her eye. "You mean eat them alive?" she asked, licking her lips.

“Yes,” I said.

The dragoness looked at me with a mischievous glint in her eye. "You know what that means, don't you?" she asked.

“Yeah, do it,” I told her.

The dragoness grinned and leaned over the two unconscious bat ponies. She brought one closer before she opened her mouth wide and forced his head and shoulders into her throat as she began to swallow him alive, helpless as they disappeared into her dark, foreboding maw. It was a brutal and primal act, both terrifying and arousing to watch.

“Now the other one,” I said.

The dragoness grinned and opened her mouth, revealing a long, sinuous tongue. She reached out and carefully took the second bat pony, easing him into her gaping maw. I could see her throat working as she began to swallow him alive. The sensation of power and dominance coursed through me as I watched her consume her prey, and I felt a surge of desire well up inside me.

“I’m going to cum,” I moaned.

The dragoness grinned and looked at me with a predatory glint in her eye. "Then come inside me," she said. I felt her hot, slick insides gripping me as I exploded inside her.

“Fuck,” She moaned.

“Gilda, anypony see you come in?” I asked.

“Nope,” she said.

“Good, they didn’t see her either,” I said. before she knew what was going on I put some duct tape around the Dragonesses mouth and nodded to Gilda. “Eat,” I said.

Immediately Gilda opened her beak and closed it around the dragonesses head. To make things less graphic, it looked like she was slurping up a spaghetti noodle. Once the dragon was taken care of, Gilda let out a big belch and laid on her back, rubbing her stomach. “That was good," she moaned.

“That takes care of that,” I said.

“So what now?” Gilda asked.

“Now, you digest those three while I come up with a cover story,” I said. Before I laughed. “I got it… they left, sometime during the day, while I was working on some paperwork and they didn’t come back,” I said before going over to the desk with a few papers I had to fill out.

“Now what?” asked Gilda.

“I’ll be doing paperwork,” I told her. “Tell no one what happened,” I said.

“If I did, I would probably be executed immediately, and so would you.” She told me.

“Meh,” I said before ringing up Ultron. “Ultron, two memory wipes, for me and Gilda, after that, beam her back home, take any evidence from this room and store it on the ship,” I said.


I had been going over the paperwork and the bat ponies still hadn’t returned. “I wonder where those two bat ponies went,” I muttered as I continued doing paperwork.

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