Just A Normal Pony

After my patrol duty was over, I was ordered to return to Ponyville. Today I was going over to Rainbow Dash’s to apologize for what happened before I left. Rainbow was sleeping on a cloud that was just above the town.

I cast a cloudwalking spell then teleported up to talk to her. When I got close she seemed to stir before she lifted her head and jumped when she saw me. “Oh it's you.” Said Rainbow spitefully.

“Hey Rainbow… I came to apologize, I’m sorry for what I did to you before I left.” I told her.

Rainbow stared at me for a bit before she closed her eyes, and sighed. “Just don't try something like that again.” She told me.

“So are we cool? Can we still be friends?” I asked her.

She looked around for a bit before she walked towards me, and gave me a peck on the cheek. “Yeah, we’re cool.” She said with a smile.

“So… uh, wanna go out later?” I asked with a blush.

“Hmm, I’ll think about it.” She told me.

“Okay,” I said before Rainbow flew off.

I jumped down and headed off to meet up with somepony else, not sure who, so I decided to wander around, and as I wandered by the apple ranch I saw Applejack kicking some trees.

“Hey Applejack,” I called.

“Howdy Rob,” She replied.

“What’s up?” I asked.

“Just bucking apples,” She told me.

“Okay then, see you later,” I said before heading off. “I wonder what I should do now?” I wondered.

Just as I was thinking about having Ultron beam me up to the ship… Barb came running towards me. “Rob!” She exclaimed, skidding to a stop in front of me. She was out of breath, and I’m not sure how, but she was sweating too. “Rob!” She exclaimed.

“How are you sweating? Reptiles don't even have sweat glands,” I muttered as she tried to catch her breath.

“I *gasping* have a letter from the princess!” said Barb, out of breath.

“Okay,” I said. “What’s it about?” I asked her, laying down in a loaf to be eye-level with her.

“She has a job for you, *gasp* she needs you to return to Canterlot immediately,” she said, slowly getting in control of her breathing.

“Seriously?!” I exclaimed. “I was just there!!!” I growled. I picked up Barb and teleported back to the library. “Gimme a quill and paper,” I said. She looked around for a moment before she brought me them.

I quickly wrote something down on the parchment and rolled it up. “Send it,” I told Barb.

“Ok,” said Barb before she lit it on fire with her breath and it turned into a wisp of smoke that went out the nearest window. “So what did you tell her?” She asked.

“I told her that I’m not her gofer, I’m a soldier, and if she wants to ask me to do something, she can tell me what she wants in a letter instead of having me come allllll the way back to Canterlot, after I was just there,” I said making Barb’s eyes shrink to pinpricks.

“You said what?!” exclaimed Barb.

“I’m not going back there after I just returned to Ponyville last night,” I said. “A guy’s gotta set some boundaries,” I told her.

“You’ll get kicked out of the guard or worse imprisoned!” Barb yelled.

“I wouldn’t be too worried,” I said, thinking about the blackmail from the other day and Barb could only sigh.

After a couple minutes Barb belched out a new letter. I picked it up with my magic and prepared to read it. I read over the letter slowly. “Hmmm…” I muttered.

“What does it say?” Asked Barb.

“It says that I’m going to be put in charge of a new task force that will be in charge of exploring and researching the paranormal and unexplained…” I said before looking at her. “So… I talk back and I get a promotion?” I said, somewhat confused. Just then Barb belched out a new letter. I picked it up and read it. “And apparently these are my first new orders, there’s been reports of an Akhlut, some kind of cryptid, sighted around Manehattan,” I said.

“So what do you plan to do now?” Barb asked.

“I just got my marching orders, I’ll have to head to Manehatten,” I groaned before I headed down to the basement to get my armor and put it on. “Let everypony know I left,” I said as I got ready to open the door.

“Stay safe,” Said Barb.

“You should worry about the other guy,” I said with a chuckle before I left.

After leaving the library, I headed to the train station and met up with a group of ponies that told me that they were hoof-picked to be in my squad. One of the members of my new squad surprised me, it was Moon Dancer.

She looked like a Bizarro version of Twilight… It was kind of freaky.

“Hello,” she said with a smile. “I’m Moondancer, I’m supposed to be your team’s researcher,” she said.

“okay,” I said before looking at the rest of my squad. There were three other members. An earth pony stallion, a pegasus stallion, and a bat pony mare. “Okay, sound off, who are you and what do you do?” I said.

The first pony to step up was the earth pony, his fur was autumn orange and his mane and tail were light brownish blond. he looked a lot like crocodile dundee, he even had the reptile skin vest and the hat with teeth in it and everything. “Oy'm dunday, Oy'm a huntah and trahckah, baest in the biiez, hah hoighness side yah'd be naydin me," said Dundee. “Oy've muynaged t' hunt and trahp just abeow' every koind of creettah Oy could in Equestria and bayawnd!” He added.

His Australian accent seemed a little odd, but I didn’t wanna bring it up, although I found it strange he had an accent like that. This world didn’t even have an Australia… although I have seen a few kangaroos in some zoo’s I’d go to, so I think there’s something in this world like Australia and I just don’t know where it is. “Nice to meet you Dundee… on an unrelated note… have you ever hunted crocodiles?” I asked.

"a few yayh," he said, giving me a grin.

I gave him a neutral look and nodded slowly. “Kay,” I said before looking at the pegasus. They seemed to be an average gray pegasus guard from the castle. “And you?” I asked.

“My name is Jet,” He told me.

“I assume you’re here to be our bodyguard?” I asked.

“Correct,” He said.

“You don’t say much do you?” I said.

“Negative,” He replied.

“I’m going to make your task simple, do not attack anything or anypony unless you are given the order, is that understood?” I said.

“Understood,” Jet simply said.

“Good,” I said before looking towards the final pony, The bat pony mare, she was dressed in jungle explorer attire and had saddlebags packed full of equipment. “And you?” I asked.

“Midnight,” She told me.

“Okay, good to meet you all, now let’s get on the train,” I said. The four began to follow me.

We got on the train, and Dundee regaled us with stories of a few things he hunted. I found out that he never killed anything he hunted unless he didn’t have any other choice. Anyway, once it got dark we made our way to our rooms in the sleeper car.

I was about to turn in for the night when I got a knock on my door. When I checked the peephole, I saw it was Jet. I opened the door and let him in. “Something I can help you with, Jet?” I asked.

“Yes,” he said.

“Okay, and that would be?” I asked.

"I require sex," Jet said.

“You wanna have sex with me?” I asked.

"Yes," Jet said.

“Okay, do you need me to do anything?” I asked.

"Yes," Jet said. "Rut me in the ass,” he said.

“Do you want me to return the favor?” I asked.

"No," Jet said. "I do not wish for you to reciprocate."

“So… are you gonna suck me off then I fuck your ass?” I asked.

"No," Jet said. "I require penetration solely in the anus."

“Okay, but can you suck me off first so I can be hard?” I asked.

"Yes," Jet replied.

“Okay, but our armor stays on,” I said before I reached underneath myself and undid my codpiece to allow him access to my sheath and balls.

Jet walked beneath me and stuffed his muzzle into my sheath and began licking. His tongue was rough against my length, and I had to bite back a moan as he started sucking my stallionhood down his throat. He was surprisingly good at this, his tongue swirling around my length, his lips sealed around me, his hot breath tickling my sensitive flesh.

I reached down and gripped his head, feeling his warmth and strength through his fur as I held him in place. He continued to suck on me, his eyes closed, his focus entirely on the task at hand. I could feel my control slipping, my hips beginning to move of their own accord, fucking his face.

I pulled Jet off of me, my cock still wet with his saliva. "Alright, Jet, you've gotten me good and hard. Let's get you on the bed," I said, guiding him over to the bunk. I climbed on top of him, my still hard length pressing against his ass. I positioned myself at his entrance, feeling the heat of his body through his fur as I slowly pushed in. “Mmm… you’re tight,” I moaned before I slowly started fucking him.

Jet lay beneath me, his eyes closed, his muscles tensing as I thrust into him. His ass clenched around me with each stroke, milking my cock as if it were a dairy cow. His breath hitched in his throat, and his tail began to twitch behind him. I could feel myself getting closer, the tension building inside me as I fucked him harder and faster.

“You better be stroking yourself cuz I’m not touching it,” I told him.

I continued to pound into him over and over. Jet's moans filled the air, his hips rising to meet mine as he sought friction against my stallionhood. His muscles trembled beneath my touch, his teeth gripping the sheets as he fought to hold back the pleasure.

“I hope you’re ready, I’m gonna cum soon,” I told him.

Jet's reply was a muffled moan as he reached down and gripped his own cock with his hoof. He began to stroke himself, his other hoof bracing himself on the bed above my hips. His eyes rolled back in his head, his muscles tensing as he felt the familiar tightness building in his groin. His hips lifted, urging me deeper inside him as he continued to stroke himself, his cock leaking pre-cum onto his hoof.

"Cum with me, and you better not make a mess," I grunted, feeling my own release building inside me. I slammed into him harder, my thrusts erratic and desperate. Jet arched his back, his neck stretched, and he managed to take his stallionhood into his muzzle and suck himself off.

His hot mouth engulfed his length, and I could feel the tremors in his body as he neared orgasm. His hips bucked wildly beneath me, and I was lost in the sensation of his muscles gripping and releasing my cock. I could feel the familiar tightening in my own groin, and with a final thrust, I came, my seed spilling into Jet's hot body.

Jet's lips tightened around his cock as he felt the warmth of my release, and he continued to stroke himself, milking my orgasm from me. His eyes rolled back in his head, and his back arched as he came, his hot cum spurting down his throat. He moaned deeply, his body shuddering with pleasure.

Once I was finished, I slowly pulled out and stood up. “Ok, fun’s over, get out,” I said. He nodded before he cleaned me off with his mouth, then left.

I settled down on the floor, the bed was a bit messy, and I got comfortable after putting my codpiece back in place and closed my helmet. I was about to go to sleep when I remembered horses could sleep standing up, I decided to try it out and I stood up, facing the window.

Once I was comfortable, I slowly drifted off to sleep.

“Hey, wake up!” Said Moondancer.

I slowly woke up and turned to look at her. “Hey,” I said as I opened up my helmet.

“Wanna get some breakfast?” She asked. I nodded and followed her to the dining car.

“So what do you want to get?” She asked.

“I think I’ll get some bacon, scrambled eggs, and pancakes,” I said, tapping my chin.

“I think I’ll just get some cereal.” Said Moondancer.

“Ok,” I said after sitting at a table and we got our food and started eating. The food was delicious, it was like eating at a denny’s. The others soon joined us and got their own food to eat. “Alright, who knows what we’re looking for in Manehattan?” I asked. Everypony in the group looked at each other before shaking their heads.

“Okay then, I guess I’ll have to explain,” I said before I explained what we were looking for. “We… are going to Manehattan to search for a Cryptid, we’re looking for a creature called a Akhlut,” I told them.

“Naevah heahd of one of those befoah,” said Dundee.

“That’s because they’re extremely difficult to spot, they’re a creature that looks like an Orca, a killer whale, however they’re much different from an average cetacean,” I said.

“How so?” asked Moondancer.

“Akhluts have legs so they can walk on land,” I told them.

“So shouldn't it be easy to find if it's on land?” Moondancer asked.

“Not really, I’ve been going through the reports, it’s only been sighted during the night, and very briefly,” I said.

“So do we stake out the beaches?” Asked Midnight.

“No, our best bet is to gather intel from the witnesses,” I said.

“Affirmative,” Said Jet.

“For now, we can go over all the information we have at the moment,” I said.

As soon as the train made it to Manehattan, we set up in a hotel room before we began asking around. Each witness gave the same description. However, each description they gave reminded me of someone.

After a few hours we returned to the hotel. “Any of you find anything new?” I asked. They each looked at each other before looking at me and shaking their heads. “Okay then, I guess while we’re here, we can do some sightseeing, if anything changes, we tell the rest of the team,” I told them.

“Alright,” Said Moondancer

After leaving them all to go sightseeing, I bought a small rowboat and rowed out into the open water. It was near midnight when I found a good spot to rest and drop anchor.

I looked around and down at the water below, the air was still and the sea was starting to calm. I removed my armor and set it down before getting out a few snacks. I opened a bag of pork rinds and some beef jerky and began eating and enjoying the quiet.

As I took some bites, I heard the water making some sudden splashes coming from my left. When I looked, there was nothing, then I heard something to my right. Again, nothing there. Then something bumped the bottom of my boat. I couldn’t see anything in the water when I looked, then I saw a glimpse of a dorsal fin before it disappeared.

I was being stalked. And I had a feeling I knew what it was.

Then, I saw a shadow cast by the moon and slowly turned to see what was behind me. When I turned around I was shocked when I was met with a kiss by Orca. “Orca?!” I exclaimed as I looked at her after the sudden kiss.

Orca was a girl I had before I arrived in Equestria, she’s actually Orca from the DC universe, but she’s altered, originally she was basically a humanoid, but now she has a tail and looks more like a busy feral, a feral with boobs. She’s kinda anthro and can stand upright, but it’s more comfortable for her to walk on all fours. She can blend in with other orcas, as long as they don’t see her arms and legs.

“It’s good to see you again, Master, I missed you!” She said as she swam on her back and circled the rowboat, showing off her breasts as she did so.

“I missed you too, but… you seem bigger, did you grow?” I asked.

“It has been at least a century since we last saw each other, and I guess I may have done a bit of emotional eating,” she said.

“I guess, but you seem fatter, and it looks like you’ve gotten a few new curves, I like it,” I said as she came up to me.

She wrapped her arm around me and shoved me into her cleavage. “You always did like big girls,” she said with a chuckle.

“Oh yes,” I moaned as I nuzzled into her breasts. ‘Her boobs are so large, they’re bigger than me!’ I thought as I licked at her breasts. She moaned as I nuzzled my face into her breast. “You’re so soft, and your skin is so smooth,” I moaned before I found her nipple and began sucking.

Orca moaned and groped her free breast before she moved me up to her face. She smiled when she saw my dick then put me against her face and began sucking on my dick. I moaned as she sucked on my stallionhood and stroked her head with my hoof when she sucked a little harder.

I was enjoying myself so much that I almost didn’t notice the sound of a boat engine and the lights coming towards us. “Oh crap!” I groaned. “Open up,” I said as I opened her mouth and quickly got inside before closing it. “Dive! Dive! Dive! And don’t forget my boat and armor!” I said before I felt her move down.

I didn’t know how far down we were going, but I started to notice how warm it was in her mouth, and how moist. I was lying on my stomach on her tongue, facing the entrance and I could feel her tongue on my stallionhood. My behind was back towards her throat and I couldn’t help but grind against her tongue, turned on by the fact I was inside the mouth of a large predator. “Mmmm, so big, you could easily swallow me in here,” I moaned as I continued grinding and began leaking pre.

“Do I taste good? I’m just a little marshmallow after all, I bet I taste delicious,” I moaned as I ground against her tongue. I gave her tongue a long slow lick. “Doesn’t it feel good to have prey in your mouth?” I moaned as I made out with her tongue.

“This feel good? Good, I love being in here,” I moaned before I moved my dick back towards her throat and moved my hips, getting pleasure from feeling my dick in her throat. “Mmm, Get ready Orca… you're going to get my marshmallow fluff filling,” I moaned as I felt myself getting close.

I got so heated up and out of impulse I did one final thrust as I came down her throat. She moaned loudly as she gagged in the climax.

“Mmmm, did that taste good, Orca?” I moaned as I rubbed her tongue. She moaned once more in pleasure as another way of saying yes to me. So I let go of her to relax for a minute and moved my dick back up and began hugging her tongue, still leaking cum. I felt her cleaning off my rod as she started to lick off the remaining semen on my tip.

“Good pet,” I moaned before continuing, “Now be a good girl and swallow your marshmallow,” I said as I ground my groin against her tongue.
She stopped licking and started to suck on me and started to make me feel hard again. “Come on baby, finish your treat,” I moaned as I hugged her tongue and humped against it. I pulled her tongue closer as my thrusts became faster and faster and her moans sounded like gags. I began inching myself back towards her throat and humping her tongue harder. “Come on, I know you want to, I taste good don’t I? Swallow me,” I moaned as I continued humping. She complied as she held me with her tongue against the roof of her mouth and let me slide into her throat. “Yes my pet, eat me like the predator you are,” I said. She made a huge gulp and moaned as she felt the leftover taste when she swallowed me. “Fuck yesssss,” I moaned.

—Orca POV—

Rob landed in her stomach and she felt a huge bulge in her belly as she sat down inside an underwater cave. “Mmm, you were delicious,” she moaned. She began to get up with her belly moving with each step. Her pussy was swollen and red with arousal. “Fuck master, you make me so horny,” she moaned. She felt so hot and bothered by the swaying weight in her stomach and began groping her breasts, giving one a lick with her tongue before sucking on the nipple. She also started to rub her pussy from the sexual pleasure. “Master feels so good inside me, and I feel so horny! His taste must also be an aphrodisiac,” she moaned. She began to rub harder until she could think of nothing else.

Her breathing grew heavier as she felt her pussy get wetter and wetter, she could feel the juices dripping down her legs. She began to rub faster and faster, her eyes closed, lost in the sensation of her own touch. She slid a digit into her folds and began to fuck herself with it, feeling the warmth and tightness around it. The sounds of her wetness echoed through the cave, a muffled symphony of pleasure. Her hips bucked and she threw her head back, the pressure building inside her.

Her free hand found her clit, teasing it in circles before pressing down firmly. She gasped and her eyes rolled back into her head. Her rubbing grew more frenzied as she approached the edge of her climax. The feeling grew stronger and stronger until she couldn’t hold it back anymore. Her body tensed and she let out a moan that echoed through the cave, her pussy spasming around her digit. She came hard, her orgasm washing over her like a wave, her body trembling with the aftershocks.

After a while she came down from the afterglow and began gagging and trying to get him out of her stomach. She eventually vomited him up and started coughing. “Fuck,” she groaned, wiping her mouth.

“It was nice in there,” said Rob as he looked up at her.

“You're welcome anytime,” she said, moaning as she rubbed her stomach.

“You are so hot,” said Rob, which made her blush. “Can I play with your boobs again?” He asked.

“Of course,” She said before she groped her breasts and laid on top of him, pinning him beneath her breasts.

“So big and heavy, and so soft!” He moaned as he nuzzled into them.

“That tickles,” She said.

“Such soft boobs,” I moaned. “You really are the perfect package, large soft boobs, thicc thighs, fat ass, you’ve got the right amount of pudge, and you’re huge!” I said before getting out from underneath her.

“So what now?” She asked.

“I don’t know, now that I’ve found you, I should probably bring you back to the new ship… although if I go back emptyhoofed… emptyhooved?… anyway, I’m a captain of the royal guard, I led a whole team here, I can’t go back with nothing!” I told her.

“So what do we do?” Orca asked.

“We’ll have to see what Celestia thinks, odds are she only wanted me to investigate, but if she allows me to keep you, I’ll probably be able to keep you on the new ship,” I said.

“Sounds like a plan.” Orca said with a smile.

“C’mon let’s head back to the surface,” I said as I grabbed my armor and began putting it on.

Once I was ready, I started to focus my magic on teleporting the both of us back to land. “This’ll feel a little weird,” I said.

“I’ll be fine,” She said.

“Okay,” I said before I teleported us both back to shore. Thankfully it was nighttime and nopony saw her or me.

“Where to now?” Orca asked as she looked around.

“I’m gonna have to find my team, I’m also going to have to get a train car that you can fit on,” I told her.

“But what should I do until then?” She asked.

I was about to say something before I froze when I heard a scream. I turned and saw a pony couple apparently out for a midnight stroll. “Nothing to see here! Royal guard business!” I yelled, hoping they’d calm down. But instead of listening, they ran. “Well, that’s going to be trouble,” I groaned.

“We should go,” Said Orca

“Yeah,” I said. We started moving somewhere secluded, where there were no prying eyes. “Stay here, I’ll go get my team and we’ll move you out of here,” I told her.

“Ok,” She said. I nodded and quickly went off to find my team.

After I got my team, I picked up Orca, managed to get a flatbed train car, and we headed back to Canterlot where I brought Orca to the castle when it was dark. Originally we were going to talk to Princess Celestia, but she had a tough day and was in bed, so Princess Luna was in the throne room to greet us.

“Greetings,” She said as she looked at me, my team and Orca.

“Hello your highness, we’ve found the creature that your sister has given us the task to find,” I said, gesturing to Orca with a hoof. Orca was bound in a few chains, merely for show, and wearing a collar and a few cuffs around her front legs and hind legs. Orca knew not to speak so she wouldn’t raise suspicions.

“I see,” Luna said, raising her hoof to her chin. “So how do you plan to take care of it?” She asked.

“Excuse me?” I asked.

“I’m sure you know we can't just let it wander around,” Luna said.

“I suppose I could probably find property somewhere in Ponyville, and maybe build an enclosure,” I offered.

“And how will you acquire the funds for this?” Luna asked.

“I have them, I like to save up money,” I said.

“I see hmm, well as long as it doesn't cause any trouble I have no problem with this arrangement,” Luna told me.

I nodded and left the throne room. We made our way back to the train and headed back to Ponyville. “I think everything turned out rather well,” Orca said.

“I wasn’t expecting her to have me keep you,” I said.

“Me neither,” She said.

“I figured she would have put you in a cage or something,” I said.

“Yeah, but I’m glad she didn't,” Orca said as she stretched, similar to how a cat stretches. She stretched for a while before she got up and started to look around the town. “So where are you gonna put me till you can build me a place to live?” She asked.

“You can probably stay in the lake, until then, I’ll keep looking,” I told her.