Solstice Generic-Name Has Sexual Relations With The Ender Dragon

“No, Solstice, there’s no way that you got isekai’d and fucked half of a continent.”

“I’m telling you, Stylus, I did have sexual relations with those women.”

“Didn’t you also have sex with a dude over there?”

“Ah, potato potato, you’re just mad that you still have your virginity.”

Main Stylus rolled his eyes and tapped the paper before him with the pen being held in his magic. “Either way, you were gone for three and a half weeks, I’m gonna have to dock your pay.”

“Can I get that pay back if I bring you some souvenirs next time?”

Main Stylus paused for a moment. “If you can prove that there is a portal to an alternate dimension in your apartment by bringing me something from that other world, I’ll have your pay back in full.”

That was all Solstice needed to hear. Like a horny terminator, he stepped out of the salon and trotted back to his apartment with a grin of determination on his lips.

A hop, skip, and a hump through both of the portals, and he was back in the End. He retraced his cobblestone steps and planted his hooves on the dusty ground with a look of triumph.

“I see you’ve returned…”

Solstice turned around and greeted the very close dragon head with a nuzzle and peck on the snout. “Yep, and I’m ready to go!”

“Perfect, as you recall, I requested that we try anal this time.”

“Of course, just one problem,” Solstice pointed towards his member. “How in Tartarus am I supposed to pleasure you with this?”

The Ender Dragon leaned in close and said the words that Solstice had never hoped to hear:

“Stick your dick in my nose.”

“Excuse me, what?”

“Just trust me, put your schlong in my schnoz.”

“If you keep talking like that I’m definitely not going to.”

“Fucks sake,” She grabbed Solstice and flipped him over, exposing his throbbing cock. She wrapped her massive lips around the shaft.

Solstice moaned softly as he felt his penis touch her massive tongue, feeling it being fondled by the gigantic slab of mouth meat.

What came next surprisingly wasn’t Solstice, but a large breath from the dragon, going directly down his urethra. He didn’t have time to scream or cry out in pain before a sense of intense pleasure overtook him, and his cock began swelling.

“It’s an aphrodisiac, and it has incredible effects on phalluses. It’s been centuries since I’ve had the pleasure of using it.”

Solstice watched in a mix of amazement and horror as his penis soon became as large as his body, then twice the size of his body, and it didn’t show any signs of stopping.

“Ender Dragon,” He said with a tone of worry. “What the fuck?!”

The Ender Dragon picked him up in her hand, watching the continually growing member throb and drip pre-cum as it grew larger in her warm appendage. She rubbed the top of it with her thumb and watched in amusement as that small movement was enough to set off an eruption of ejaculate, coating her hand in cum and dripping off of it and onto a particularly unlucky enderman below, whom shouted obscenities up to the unaware couple.

The cock only stopped its expansion when it was as wide as The Ender Dragon’s hand and three times as long. How Solstice was even still conscious at this point, neither knew nor cared.

Without words, The Ender Dragon got on all fours and positioned Solstice at the entrance to her ass. “When I push you in, just keep pushing off and letting gravity sort out the rest~”

Solstice hardly had time to comprehend the sentence as he was thrust down into her asshole. He shivered at the pleasant warmth that enveloped his shaft and how he could feel her loosening.

When he hilted inside of her and his hooves touched the edge of her hole, he pushed up and out of her. When his tip tugged at the hole, he let gravity slip him back in.

The Ender Dragon sighed with each thrust, enjoyment etched across her facial features.

This continued, yet again, for an indefinite amount of time. Solstice didn’t bother counting minutes or seconds, simply letting himself get lost in her warm hole.

He didn’t even notice when he came, he simply kept going until he could hardly catch his breath. Drenched in sweat, on his next exit, he simply let his tip come out of the tight asshole with a pop. Spooge seeped out of the gaped hole as it tightened back up, The Ender Dragon sighing in contentment feeling it ooze down her backside.

And right onto that same enderman, who had just finished clearing off the last of the last round’s nut. He yelled to the heavens seeking an answer as to why the universe hated him so, and the uncaring void of space neglected to answer him. Be he undeserving or inconsequential to it, nothing and no one answered his cries. He fell into despair and wept, no one there to care.

“Okay… when does my dick… go back to normal?” Solstice asked breathlessly.

The Ender Dragon chuckled and answered by picking him up and wrapping her lips around his dick once again. She started with the tip, licking it as it entered her lips, eliciting a bit of extra sperm from it.

Then she slowly inched the penis deeper into her mouth, rubbing it over her soft tongue and tickling it with her teeth, carefully rubbing it with them.

Then, she pushed the rest of it in, shoving the cock down her throat and tickling it with her uvula. Solstice felt her throat tighten around the tip and middle of his penis, thinking that would be the climax of this little adventure.

He was wrong.

The Ender Dragon created a bit of suction inside her mouth, further tightening her grip on Solstice’s eclipse. Then, she sucked. She sucked his dick like a straw.

Solstice cried out in a mix of confusion and ecstasy as the aphrodisiac and the rest of his nut was forcefully removed from his cock and balls. Every litre of his foal frosting was completely washed down The Ender Dragon’s throat, giving her a hearty meal and a sticky coating down her esophagus.

When all was said and done, Solstice’s stallionhood was back to about its normal size. Neither could say a word by this point, and neither needed to. They bid each other farewell with a nuzzle and Solstice crawled back to the portal.

Main Stylus tapped his hooves on his desk. Not only had Solstice Generic-Name missed three and a half weeks of work, he had come up with a horseapples excuse for why, and then left before his shift even started to go and prove it. Though he had suggested it, he didn’t expect him to just leave before the salon was open!

Stylus was interrupted from his steething when a water bottle full of unknown liquid was slammed upon his desk, the liquid not sloshing around as much as expected.

“Boom, Stylus. Where the hell’s the bits?”

“Okay, before I even chew your ass out for leaving before your shift even started, what in Tartarus is this?” He picked up the bottle in his magic and swirled around the white and purple liquid.

“Dragon Aphrodisiac and my cum.”

Stylus dropped the bottle with a blank stare on his face. “Why have you given me a bottle of your jizz?”

“It’s not the jizz that’s the proof, it’s the purple stuff!” Solstice picked the bottle off of the floor with his hoof. “Firstly, how would I collect this much jizz in a single day without some kind of hyper-potent aphrodisiac?”

Stylus opened his mouth to speak but didn’t even get a word out before Solstice slammed a Polaroid onto his desk. “AND, if I didn’t go to an alternate dimension, how do I have a picture of me getting it on with a villager?”

Stylus looked at the Polaroid and dropped his jaw. The creature in front of his employee being fornicated with didn’t look like anything from Equestria, and there were no signs of the photo being doctored.

“So… about those bits…”

Solstice happily set a comically large bag of bits on his dresser and lazily hopped into his bed. He had once again avoided working by leaving before his shift started, and he even got two weeks worth of paid leave bits out of it. Though something was bothering him, he had the feeling that he forgot to do something, with a certain someone. But what? And who?

“Oh shit.”

An hour and a half later…

“You’re sure about this?”

“Yes! Now step on me! And rub me betwixt your toes!”

“Solstice, if I step on you you’ll get squished.”

“Do I look like a stallion who’s afraid of death?! Do it, mommy!”

The foot came down, and Solstice woke up in his bed with a killer ache all over his body. It didn’t take a royal scientist to deduce what had happened to him. Worth it!