Solstice Generic-Name Has Sexual Relations With The Ender Dragon

Solstice Generic-Name had landed in this strange world one year prior to today, with nothing but the clothes on his back and his… equipment significantly modified.

Whenever he had come across any species that could be considered sentient in any capacity, it would be mounted by Solstice and (With the creature’s consent, as Solstice is not a monster) penetrated for 3-10 minutes.

Most of his scoring was done with villagers, as you can do some really kinky shit with such large noses and foreheads. Think Squidward getting his nose stuck in a vacuum cleaner and having coconut oil applied…

We’re getting sidetracked here, this is about Solstice Generic-Name, and how he got to this point.

Solstice was a humble Earth Pony barber before he was taken from his home. He often got, as the kids say, no bitches. He was more of a cat pony anyway, so it was never really a downside.

Nothing of his job or family mattered now, anyway. All that mattered now was leaving this wretched world.

He wouldn’t lie to himself about not missing his home, no matter how Cockaigne this place was, it wasn’t his apartment in Manehatten. It was better to get the act of leaving over with quickly, like removing a band-aid. The pain would be quick and easier to get over.

His hooves now shifted to a sitting position over the edge of the End Portal. He sighed and reminisced on his adventures and escapades that he had here. From what he had heard from that cartographer he had fucked into a wheelchair (Anal and a LOT of beetroots. Don’t ask.), this was his best chance of leaving.

With a mighty leap, he leapt over the portal and into the stone-brick wall of the dungeon. Rubbing his nose, he reflected on his life’s choices and how shortsighted he’d been prior to and during his visit here. After this, he’d make a change. He was a changed pony, no more stupid and quick decisions.

With a few more steps back up to the portal, he cautiously jumped in, and unsheathed his sword. It was time to go home, pity anypony or anything that tried to stop Solstice.

The first thing he noticed was that he was on a strange box-like platform away from a main island. The second? A figure was flying overhead.

Luckily, Solstice had brought a bunch of cobblestone with him from the expedition that led him to the dungeon. A bit of bridging and he was at his destination. From here, he got a better look at what he was to be dealing with.

The most striking features of the island were the large obsidian pillars jutting out from the floor. That, and the tall dark figures that he was able to identify as endermen. Finally, the bedrock fountain-like structure at the centre of the island that Solstice figured would be his ticket out of here.

“Hm, a lot smaller than I expected, but you’ll do~”

Solstice whirled around and dug his back hooves into the moon-like island floor, sword at the ready to deliver slashes and gashes to whatever creature threatened him. He did note that the voice sounded feminine, putting an idea into his mind of possible talking/fornicating his way out of this place.

He was greeted with a massive dragon’s face. Wait a minute, why the hell does it have eyelashes? Do dragons have eyelashes? She looks bipedal and kind of like those dragons from the books back home. Hmm, I should probably research that if I get home after this…

“Stunned? I know that most are surprised at my endowment, but please do try to keep it in your armour.”

“En… dowed?” Solstice’s eyes drifted behind the dragon’s head. “Holy shit…” Her ass was massive! He looked like an ant compared to her.

She picked him up with a claw, or hand, at this point Solstice was too small compared to her to tell. “I’ve heard about you, small one. I’d like for you too offer your services, if it wouldn’t inconvenience you.”

Solstice was roughly the size of a jellybean in a pony’s hoof. “What did you have in mind, miss?”

“Well, obviously you’re much too small to be of any real use in any practical case, even with that monster you’ve got underneath those leggings.” She stroked his armour with a talon.

“What do you want me to do then?”

“Well…” The Ender Dragon got up and rolled onto her back, spreading her massive legs. “If you would,” She pointed downwards, outside of Solstice’s vision because he was currently in a massive fucking hand that took up most of his view aside from the admittedly attractive dragon’s head and face. “Get inside and use those appendages to stir up my pussy~”

Solstice considered his options. He could drown in a beautiful, powerful dragon giantess’s fluids while inside of the folds of her bits. Or, he could hedge his bets with finding some other way to pleasure her.

Since this was likely the only opportunity Solstice would get to go out on his own terms in his preferred way, he went with option one.

“Deal, but if I die you’re paying for a funeral.”

She tilted her head. “What’s a funeral?”

“It’s a ceremony of one’s burial, typically sombre and respectful. And also very expensive, so I’m hedging my bets on dying and burying myself inside of you.”

“Well, don’t keep a gal waiting~”

“I don’t know what you want me to do, if I jump off of here I die.”

“Oh, sorry. How about I use you and my hand to rub you in there?” She didn’t give Solstice time to answer, being too horny to give half a damn what he would say.

The first thing that hit him as he approached her sweaty thighs was her intoxicating scent. Solstice now knew what it was like to be one of those cartoon characters floating towards the smell of a pie, though not on his own volition to be fair. He couldn’t care less, though. Being eager to do his duty.

The smell got more and more overwhelming as he came closer. His leggings shattered as his shaft erected and pre-cum dripped. His body trembled as the tip of his horsecock first touched her flesh.

Soon, he was inside. The Ender Dragon quivered with pleasure as he squirmed inside of her cave. Quite literally, it was like a cave made out of meat. Semi-horrifying actually, it was very different from her scaly outside.

Solstice felt her react with each step he took, clearly his movements were eliciting a large response. If this got her that hot and bothered, how long had it been since someone had been with her?

Now he was determined to give her a good time. He pressed on to find the G-Spot, despite the quaking of the meaty ground he stepped upon.

The Ender Dragon bit her lip as she felt him inch further inside. She kept rubbing with her hand as a soft moan vocalized her pleasure.

Solstice kept going, the inside was sweltering to say the least. Despite the inside being slick, moving was more difficult than if it were dry. Solstice felt his fur become heavier and wetter. Much like a cat in a bath trying to tunnel its way into China. Feeling like a pussy while inside of a pussy and getting pussy, who would’ve thought.

Despite the difficulty and steep, slick terrain, he pressed on. If he could help it, he would not disappoint the new lady that he had just met and who had just given him a giantess fetish.

Thirty more seconds and he had come face to G-Spot with a familiar old friend. Not really knowing what else to do, Solstice considered what he could do to stimulate it.

He decided on a tried and true technique used commonly when faced with a problem without a clear solution: Beating the shit out of it.

If rubbing it would stimulate it were Solstice the size of The Ender Dragon, then punching it as his normal size would possibly do the same. The logic didn’t make sense to Solstice either, but desperation is the father of innovation.

Standing there, he realized what he must do. So, he sat down and began to punch with both of his hooves. It was time to (At least try) and make history, judges of right or wrong be damned.

The Ender Dragon gasped and writhed as waves of ecstasy washed over her nethers. If the surface of the end island was technically classified as a desert, the force of her nutting from such intense pleasure just turned this place into an ocean.

And that’s not to mention the moaning. If this was earth, it would be an earth-shaking orgasmic cry. Solstice even felt it as he destroyed her G-Spot, though he didn’t falter. If anything, it hardened his resolve (Among other things) to give her the best experience of her sexual career.

This continued for an indefinite amount of time, as time is merely a concept with no meaning outside of civilization, and right now the rest of the civilizations out there could have gone and fucked themselves, as the only civilization that mattered to those two was the one that they shared. Though that didn’t even begin to stop them from fucking each other.

That was that after a while. It could’ve been ten minutes, it could’ve been a week.

The exit was much quicker than the entrance, and eventually, Solstice spilled out with the last of the ejaculate.

Neither said a word to each other as they looked into their eyes.

The silence was only broken by a nearby voice. “Yeah, uh, what the fuck?”

Both pairs of eyes shot to a nearby enderman. Solstice groaned and sat up. “Sorry, sorry.”

The Ender Dragon sighed and relaxed. The enderman shrugged and walked off.

“So, Dragon… how was it?”

The Ender Dragon pointed to the soaked endstone underneath them and smiled. “And you?”

“I was constantly cumming throughout the entire event. I think I’m dying.”

“Well then, I suppose there’s no time for pillow talk, then.” She sadly patted Solstice on the head and pointed to the newly opened portal.

“If I find a way, I’ll come back and visit.” Solstice hugged one of her legs. “Believe me, I wouldn’t miss another chance to do that for all of Equestria.”

“Next time, we’re trying anal and foot stuff.” The Ender Dragon smirked and nudged him towards the portal.

“I’ll see you around, ma’am. I hope it was good.”

“It was, I’ll see you sometime.” She winked and smiled.

With a sigh and final bout of post-nut clarity, he made the tough choice and jumped into the portal.

Solstice woke up in his bedroom. It had been weeks since he’d seen it. He almost couldn’t believe it all, it couldn’t have been anything but a dream.

Then he looked down and found the remnants of his leggings and his plate armour. And his cock still throbbing and dripping.

One look to his left and he found a portal, swirling and with an image of the end.

“I get my cake and eat it too.” He quickly got hit with a wave of nausea and fell over. “Okay. Gatorade, then the barber shop, then I’m gonna get some again.”