Afterparty - the beginning of end
It was midnight. Shining armor and princess Cadence had just left their wedding with their new Porsche GT3, which was designed by Equestrias finest engineer for special occasions like this. It was quiet now. suddenly a weird voice broke the silence: "C'mon everypony! Let's have a sick after party in my room!" That voice belong to Vinyl Scratch. "Okey dokey lokey!!" responded Pinkie Pie immediately. "pinkie, you DO realize she's very drunk?" Said twilight. "why of course, I'm drunk too!" Said Pinkie with a cheerful smile.
*****
Half an our later everypony was in Vinyl's room, and ready for action. And so the great event begun. One was sitting on Caramels dick. Other two were licking his sides, as the fourth was under Caramel giving him anal sex with a strap-on dildo. But Caramel had taken too much cocain to notice it. Twilight was sitting on the corner, raping poor unconscious Big McIntosh as Granny Smith was watching and seducing herself with Rarity's broken horn. The next day everypony woke up more or less happily attached into each others like in pony centipede.
The End
There was simply no way to put it.
Busted.
Celestia had just walked down the hallway to see the most disgusting thing. A pony centipede. Celestia had started vomiting immediately. The floor was now filled with goddess puke. yellow, stinky, warm puke. "Twilight Sparkle!" She opened up, shouting. "why haven't thy told us there were a royal afterparty going on?" Twilight looked down sadly. "I... I.. thought you were a lesbian." She responded suprisingly well considering her mouth was attached to her brothers anus. (He had arrived back Canterlot later on the evening.) "We take no excuses, little unfaithful bitch!" Celestia said. "As punishment... "Her voice slacked to normal from the royal tone. "...As punishment I shall crap into the mouth of the firs pony in the row." Celestia declared angrily. "But Princess! we made the centipede aiming for sexual pleasure only! eating someponys crap is just wayyyyy over the..." Twilight whimpered, but cut off short when she spotted the solar princess in front of the first pony on the row, Caramel. Celestia's butthole was widening. She shouted painfully when dark brown shit was rolling of her royal anus like the polar express. "Phew, see I knew It would become handy not taking the royal dump in the past millenium." She grinned.
Two hours had passed by since Celestia had trotted off. Lyra was the first one to defuse the sick anal spell that had kept them together. Everypony were scared about the idea of celestia coming back. Party rooms door opened, anything but quietly, saying: Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Celestias colossal head peaked through the door gap. Apparently the voice was coming from celestia's... smile? Wat?
Another two hours later. Ponies are having sex again. Celestia had forgiven everypony their rude behavior.
Time Turner was pushing his dick inside Cele's cunt, while Hoity Toity was literally pissing on Celestia's eye. (She had, of course, asked for it.) The cutie mark crusaders were seeking for any available horse dicks. And between times, they got lucky. By turns they offered their tight pussies for horny stallions causing their pinched vaginas to bleed.
It was THE. BEST. NIGHT. EVER!!!!!
One month had passed since the... you know. Ponies didn't really speak much of it anymore. Every now and then awkward situations formed between the ponies who had, for example, sucked each others cocks just a few weeks ago. Mares often saw wet dreams about Big McIntosh. He WAS every mares dream stallion after all, and hadn't had sex with anybody before or after the wedding. But that was all in the past now.
...or was it?
*****
The legendary albino zebra named Zed arrived to the Ponyville city square with lots and lots of junk on his wagon. He lowered down from his seat and scanned the area with his red albino eyes. He took a deep breath and yelled. "Citizens of Ponyville! I, the great and powerful zebra of thousand and one orgasms, have commuted to your pathetic old town to present you the great gift from kings of San Palomino deserts. I give you..." He wrapped of the tarpaulin and a magnificent pile of shining sex objects revealed under it. "...The thousand and one toys of the all mighty prince of south-west.
Two hours later.
Surprise, surprise ponies had gone insane again. The whole Ponyville was now gathered around Zed trying out their new toys. This was a great opportunity for thieves and robbers to sneak into banks and houses to steal stuff nobody were looking after. But they had chosen to have sex with the others instead. Mayor Mare had found herself a fine engine. "Yeeee haa!" Shouted the mayor as she bounced on a battery supporting rodeo dildo.
Lyra and Bon Bon had not so big interest on this mass effect incident. But they DID have something big. The cannon penis! They had taken it outside the range of the chaos Zed had created in central town. Nopony was missing them though. They tugged the cannon into the Sweet Apple Acres barn.
"Do you think It'll work?" Bon Bon said worriedly
"Sue! Why wouldn't it? It is a gift from a fine, rich prince you know. Besides. What if it doesn't? Big deal. Then we'll just have to do it the old fashioned way.
Bon Bon relaxed. "True." She said.
Bon Bon lifted Lyra and settled her butt on top of the cannon. Lyra did the rest. She showed the pipe inside her vagina. "Ready! Beam me up, Scotty!" Bon Bon nodded and ignited the fuse.
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!
Lyra was torn in two pieces. "worth it." She managed to state after passing away.
Meanwhile in downtown
The party was over. A few ponies were still lying on 69 position and rapidly licking each others sex organs. Babs Seed and Sweetie Belle were hoofing with Scootaloo and Apple Boom. Spike had taken a dump on Raritys back and was now spreading it all over her beautiful mane. (One fetish to have)
THE END.
Author's Note
That's all folks!
