
Blazing Apples
Blazing Saddles with Ponies
"No this isn't racist because I'm black" - Richard Pryor
Bart the Zebra has a tough life as a railroad worker until the day he hits the boss in the head with a shovel and is condemned to death. Meanwhile the original town of Appleoosa is dealing with thugs from the same railroad company destroying their town and killing their sheriff. When the townsponies appeal to the Princess for help, a very rich and greedy Attorney General steps in on behalf of the railroad (which he owns) and decides to send the zebra on death row to be the new sheriff. Can Bart save the town before the earth ponies kill him?
This was a commission from someone that I wrote last year, EqD said it was waaaaaay too offensive to zebras lol
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14632 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
5 Chapters:
- 138 Years ago in the Town of Olde Appleoosa 2012-09-21 17:42:56 UTC3442
- Sheriff Bart 2012-09-21 18:00:28 UTC2979
- Mongo, the Madame, and other Mischief 2012-09-21 18:08:29 UTC2884
- Randolph Scott 2012-09-21 18:11:30 UTC3117
- The Grand Finale 2012-09-21 18:21:52 UTC2210