Equestria Laboratories

  I first examined my environment. I was in a forest. My phone and my Rainbow Dash keychain were next to me, on the ground. I picked them up. The robotic hooves helped me stand up a bit. But even with that support, I still stumbled a little bit, not comfortable with walking with 4 hooves. God, where am I? I thought to myself.

  “Hey there!” Said a sudden voice that came out of nowhere. I was startled, so I turned around.

  “Hello. Are you…”

  “Yes, I am Rainbow Dash, the best and fastest flier in Equestria!”

  I had to ask her where I am.

  “Where am I?”

  “You’re in the forest, silly. Oh! What happened to your leg?” She looked at my hind hoof.

  “Oh, that’s a robot hoof.”

  “What’s a robot?”

  “Never mind.” I said, as I forgot that there are no robots in Equestria. I really wanted to take a picture.

  “Can I take a picture of you?”

  “Sure.” Then I took out my phone.

  She pointed at my phone. “What in Equestria is that?”

  “It’s a phone.”

  “A what?”

  I was speechless. “Whatever. But, can you lead me back to Ponyville?”

  “Sure. Just follow me!”

  And so we walked back to Ponyville. I took a few more photos on my way back.