The title is a reference to the fact that this was originally going to be a thirteen part series, now it's just five! This is a series of one-shots about members of the young six getting together for some good old fashioned snu snu (except for the first story). While some of the stories contain the same characters, they aren't connected to each other, i.e. the Sandbar in story 2 is not the same Sandbar that appears in story 5, same goes for the other characters. All characters are aged 18 and above, except for story 4 where everyone is aged 21 and above. There is also no canonical connection between the stories.

This story was written for: Anonymous

Warning, this story contains: Drug and alcohol abuse, noncon and probably other stuff I'm forgetting