The 13 became 5

"I don't KNOW to hee bonest, I've revenever neally FELT LIKE there was any one fucking whatever label that pits me frofoperly, so Imma guess that kinda just kinda pathometric, no no, apasep.. fucking APATHETIC about it. I'm prolly more into girls though, so if a fucking girl is to like a girl comes up with me and wants some then SURE, I'll do her. I'd proferbly do a guy as well but I'd needum be both of us be like, drunk and baked like a FUCKING CAKE to be that" said Gallus, completely drunk off his ass. That drinking game was a mistake.

Sandbar was throwing a small party for his birthday, somehow managing to keep his birthday a secret from Pinkie Pie who would no doubt throw a "child-friendly" party, which is not the kind of party Sandbar wanted. He was a fully-grown pony and he wanted the kind of party that was just between him and a few friends so that he could eat junk, smoke weed, get drunk and wake up the next morning wearing a traffic cone with no recollection of what he'd spent the last few hours of the night doing. Sandbar was already stoned, Yona was even more stoned after having brought her own drug substance only available in Yakyakistan which had almost knocked her out, Silverstream had gotten into a drinking game with Gallus and they both lost because they were completely drunk. Ocellus was the only one sensible enough to stay away from the drink and drugs, she just pigged out on the food in the hopes she wouldn't get too much of a buzz from the secondary smoke of Yona and Sandbar's weed, which is why she was the one in charge of their game of spin the bottle.

"Alright, so we know Gallus and his sexual preferences, so it's time to spin the bottle again!"

Ocellus span the bottle and after a few seconds it pointed at Silverstream, Ocellus went "Alright Silverstream! Truth or dare?"

Silverstream giggled, just as drunk as Gallus was, before going "I'll fucking have some fucking truth you little girly bug baby thing!"

Ocellus grimaced at Silverstream's drunk description and said "Alright, now let's see... well we know from earlier that you've had sex a few times, who's the weirdest person you ever had sex with?"

Silverstream pondered for a second then said "Imma beef ronest, I couldn't start to even know if I know, it's either my hummer or both ruvver!"

Ocellus, barely able to translate, said "Did you mean... your... your mother or your brother?! You've done INCEST?!?!"

Silverstream grinned and went "YEAH! Totes legal where I'm from, I swear! Cram my hope and hot no fly, string a slupsnake in the pie!"

Ocellus cringed and went "Okaaaay, let's spin the bottle again before this gets too weird..."

Another few seconds of the bottle spinning ended up with it pointing at Yona, Ocellus went "Okay Yona! Truth or-"

Ocellus was interrupted went Yona just went "TRUTH and the answer is YES!!!"

Ocellus, confused, said "But I haven't even-"

Yona yelled "NEXT!!!"

In almost genuine fright, Ocellus said "Okay okay, geez relax... well, Yona isn't playing properly so let's just move to the next person along, Sandbar! Truth or dare?"

Sandbar just chuckled and said "Truth but the answer is no! Haha...ha ha HAA... hahaha!"

Ocellus deadpanned and said "You guys suck, fine! I'll go instead. I'll go for a truth and since I'm the only one playing properly I'll ask the question, am I a virgin? Yes. Now one more spin and then I think this game is over and we all go to bed"

Ocellus span the bottle which once again landed on Gallus, Ocellus went "Alright, truth or dare Gallus?"

Gallus went "Well, spince your is spending us to beds anyway I'll say fuck it and dare"

Before Ocellus could even begin to think of a dare Silverstream just went "I dare you that you fuck the Yona!"

Ocellus, shocked that Silverstream would even suggest that just went "What?!"

"Eh, why not I guess" said Gallus, making his way over to Yona.

Ocellus, once again, said "What?!?!"

Yona grinned and went "Alright! Let's fucking do this bird boy!"

Ocellus was too flabbergasted to say anything else beyond "WHAT?!?!"

Gallus pulled down his pants and underwear as he knelt down in front of Yona, who smiled as she started jerking him off. Ocellus looked away and went "Ew! Guys! Don't do it right here!"

Silverstream grinned and whispered in Ocellus' ear "Hey, buggy girl girl"

Ocellus, still not entirely pleased with Silverstream just referring to her as a "bug girl" turned around to ask her what she wanted, though she never got the chance when SIlverstream just launched forward and began making out with her. Ocellus widened her eyes, pulled away from the kiss and slapped SIlverstream in the face before going "Silverstream! Get the fuck away from me!"

Silverstream giggled and just went "Daaaw you're not the fun..." before instantly passing out, lying on the floor. Ocellus turned around, unfortunately having to catch a glimpse of Yona giving Gallus a blow job, just so she could check on Sandbar. It seemed that being high had made him fall asleep on the floor.

Ocellus sighed and went "Whatever, you guys have fun, I'm gonna find somewhere to sleep rather than just crashing on the floor" and promptly left Gallus and Yona to do their thing.

Yona pulled herself off of Gallus' boner, removed her skirt and panties, then lied back and said "Ready when you are big guy, pick a hole and fuck it. Doesn't matter if you take my ass or my pussy, it's all the same to me, plus I'm fucking high as a hot air balloon right now so I'm too numb to feel anything. Won't have to worry about it until morning!"

Gallus just rolled his eyes and said "Whatever" as he slumped himself on top of Yona and clumsily guided his dick into her moist entrance. The sex was... not good at all. Gallus was having a hard time staying erect because the alcohol in his system had dulled his senses, so he only felt the bare minimum amount of stimulation that one would ordinarily get from a warm and welcoming pussy and, despite Yona's best efforts, the effects of her hardcore Yakyakistan drug had caught up to her, making her fall asleep halfway through the sex itself. Gallus was too drunk to reason that perhaps it wasn't exactly the best move to continue making love to someone who was passed out, then again he had been too drunk to reason that having sex under the influence of drugs and alcohol was a bad move in the first place.

After a few minutes of extremely unsatisfying sex, Gallus had managed to keep going long enough to reach his own climax and endured the most uncomfortable ejaculation of his life into Yona's folds. As Gallus pulled out he saw Yona's pussy gushing fluids and had just enough time to question how she had cum in her sleep before he finally crashed, falling into a deep sleep.

• the next morning -

Sandbar opened his eyes with a throbbing and pounding headache, as things came into focus he was confused to find that all he could see was the color orange. As he got his bearings he realized what the issue was and slowly removed the traffic cone from his head and said "Ugghh... where the fuck did we even get this traffic cone?"

Gallus stirred and went "Uugghh... stop fucking talking so loud dipshit..."

Silverstream followed by going "Yeah... can't you see that we're dealing with the worst hangover of the century here?"

Yona woke up and said "Uugghh... Yona feel sick..."

Ocellus walked in and said "Well, good morning. Feeling terrible I assume?" All of them groaned in pain, their whole bodies aching from the nights previous activities. Ocellus chuckled and said "So, Gallus, Yona, how was it?"

Gallus looked up at her with confusion and asked "How was what?"

Ocellus said "Wow, that bad was it?"

Yona chipped in and said "What are you talking about?"

Ocellus raised her eyebrow and said "Seriously? You don't remember? You two had sex last night you idiots"

There was a deafening silence, a silence so silent that if it were noise, it would be the loudest noise in the universe. The silence was broken when Yona vomited on the floor and fainted again. Sandbar figured that next year, it would probably be best to leave the party to Pinkie.

The End