Gilda's eyes were open wide looking at the idol, and for a moment you believed that you had broken her, because her beak was open many times, trying to formulate words but failing every time.

You of course didn't want to waste any time and kept working in the magic circle, which was finished very quick once Gabby stopped talking once you got to the part where somegriffon tried to kill you.

Talking about Gabby, you might also broken her, because you could swear you saw anger a few times in her face.

Once you finished the circle and were about to say something, suddenly Gilda grabbed you by the neck and started to shake you around, "YOU HAVE TO RETURN THE IDOL"

Damm, she was strong.

Your response came distorted as all the shakes you were experiencing, "I WILL DO IT LATER."

Gilda stopped shaking you and looked at you like you were the dumbest person in existence, "Anon, you don't understand, the accident law said that the griffon that found the Idol must return it personally to their resting place, where the pride and unity of all griffon would be restored once a new king would be selected."

Gabby was snapped out of her trance to look at Gilda with a surprised face, You also raised an eyebrow surprised.

But before you could ask how she knew that, she just looked at your two faces and rolled her eyes, "You would also know that if you had an old griffon tell you the story of the idol every chance they get."

You blinked, and then proceeded to small a little once you saw the loophole and raised a hand to call her attention, "I-"

Gilda narrows her eyes to slits, "And no, even if you are not a griffon it still counts."

You shut your trap and let your hand fall, It hasn't passed even two days and Gilda already knew how much of a smart ass you liked to act like.

After a few seconds, you raised your hand again, "Was there a time limit."

Gilda raised an eyebrow, "as soon as possible as long it didn't harm the quest to take it back."

"What about If I was going to give it some of its power back?" Gilda raised her eyebrow even more, "You know, the idol has been lost for so long that its magic started to dim and flicker, causing the griffon lands to become what it is now, so if I don't give it some if it's magic, it may cause irreparable damage to the idol." Okay, you may be lied on that last part, but to be fair, you knew how long it would normally take to charge its energy back up, and the answer was too fucking long.

You really wanted to fix this place, Hey, maybe they will stop trying to kill you if cause another economic boom!

Gilda mulled over the idea, moving her beak as she was biting into something. Then took a big sight, dropping you of her hold and letting you fall ass first into the ground. You let out a small grunt more of surprise than pain, since you actually didn't feel any. "Fine, but be quick about it."

You took a big sigh of relief, "Thank you, Believe me, I don't want to go to jail again!"

Gabby squawked at that, "Again?!"

Ignoring her you took the position and lit up your horns, thankfully The ordeal wasn't that hard, you only had to cast magic into it, so ever so slowly you increased the intensity of your horn as you gave the magic circle your magic.

The info you get said that an alicorn would get out of magic in about 40 seconds, getting tired once they were reaching their limit, so you guess it would be a nice place to stop once you felt a little bit tired... hmm, now you think about it, ever since you woke up in this body you never felt tired again, hence the fact that you didn't even need to sleep to keep your strength which was weird enough.

You shrug while you were casting, After all, alicorns were gods in this place, and what are the odds that you were stronger than a god? right?

What is the worst that could happen?

You felt another shiver up your spine, like your instincts told you how much you fuck up for even saying those words, even if they were in your head.

How long again were you charging up this thing? probably not long having mind you didn't felt any diferen t.

that was until you saw the object vibrate.

You raised an eyebrow confused.

You are Gilda, and already 3 minutes have passed, is true you didn't know shit about magic, but this was starting to get boring.

That was until you saw the idol start to vibrate... then it started to crack.

WHAT THE BUCK.

You jump to Anon hoping to tackle him to the ground before he fuck up even more.

That was until you saw every part of the gold shatter and start to float around the gem.

"FUCK"

You would have said Buck but the feeling was probably the same.

You tackled him but he didn't move an inch.

You are Anon AND HOLY FUCK WHAT DID YOU DO?!

You stop giving it energy when the fragments suddenly stop doing circles around the gem, and then the gem all suddenly shoots straight to your crotch.

Bullseye.

You are Gabby, and the scream you let out would probably would be classified as a weapon of mass destruction.

You are Gilda, and you can't help but to let out a grimace once you saw that, even if you didn't have the "jewels", you still felt the pain.

Every male griffin close to the area suddenly felt the need to protect their crotch for some reason, all of them looking in the same direction.

suddenly all the baby griffons started to cry, sharing the world's pain.

--

you fell to the ground, graving your dick with a tear coming from your eye, this was the most pain you felt in your life, and it made you wonder why the fuck it aim at your dick... then you remember that all these griffons fuckers where always at your crotch area... it probably was mean to aim for their head.

Then you open your eyes wide when you felt something enter through your penis.

WHAT

THE

FUCK

it was probably aiming to an entrance, probably a mouth, you instead it hit another entrance.

you let out a squeak, more tears coming from your eyes, and before you could process what was going on, you suddenly started to float, your ass getting in the air, your eyes went wide to see your crotch, only to see it be shining with a golden light, "w-what?"

And just like that you went like a bullet directly from one window to another and entered your main home.

You just saw probably one of the most horrible tortures and a goat fly away with glowing balls, so you must be Gilda or Gabby, and having in mind you manage to get your sheet together at record speed, you are probably Gilda.

In an instant, your wings open wide and you shoot yourself straight in the direction where Anon went, You thank the maker that for some reason the corridors of this place are big enough to use your wings inside, and using every bit of speed you could get you to trail the scream of horror that Anon was making.

Scream that becomes a shriek for a moment and then disappears totally, but destiny was nice once in your lifetime because you saw where Anon was.

That was in a hole in the ground in the middle of a room, You raised an eyebrow when you looked into the hole only to see Anon in a ball, his eyes wide open but for some reason, it reminded you of the same eyes of a dead fish, "Anon? are you alright?"

Anon whimpered and clenched his eyes, tears coming from them, "My money hole... why?"

You raise an eyebrow, what in the hell is a money hole?

You just had all your material goods go straight through EVERY hole in your body, so you must be Anonymous.

right now you are in shock, not because it hurt, but because it was the most traumatic experience you could imagine.

you are so much in shock that you don't even notice when you start to float again, this time your whole body flying instead of just your butt.

"Dweeb!?"

that snap you out of your trance to see a worried Gilda looking at you, at the very plain-looking room you made specifically for your money hole, "uh?"

Gilda gesticulates around while she speaks, "Can't you like, use magic to fly again and control yourself"

Uh... that is f-

HOLY FUCK.

This time you went flying faster than before, and not to be left behind, you screamed harder than before.

You saw Gabby flying in your direction and slam into her, You hold to her for dear life and she does the same, now Both of your screams combine You look in the direction you are going, and then you suddenly stop dead center of a room...

Huh?

You felt the breath of Gabby in your ear as she spoke, "... is it over?"

...and then once more you started to fling around the room as if you were a rubber ball, Gabby lost grip of you and fell to the ground.

Gilda enters the room as you scream as your body is thrown over your own ceiling, and maybe if you weren't getting flung from side to side, you would have noticed that you temporally had become a ceiling fan.
Literally? No, but having in mind how fast you were spinning you might as well be the most efficient ceiling fan in history.

You hear a distorted voice of Gabby screaming "WHAT SHOULD WE DO?"
Then you hear a Gilda "GRAB HIS LEGS."

And sure thing, you felt how they grab them, and thanks good you started to spin more slowly (which was good, because you were about to puke your dinner.)

Gabby manages to scream while spinning with you "Anon! Are you okay?!"
"N-" You had to put a hand over your mouth to stop yourself from puking, "Not really."

Gabby started to look around, probably trying to think of something, "Gilda, what now!?"

When you manage to look at Gilda you see her become more green than you probably were "I DON'T KNOW FETHER BRAIN, Is your turn to think of something!"

But before Gabby could answer you started to spin faster than your brain could process, making the room become a blur.
And just like that, Gabby and Gilda with a scream were thrown to different places in the room you were on.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK."

Like someone had grabbed you a physic gun you suddenly slammed against the wall and stop for a moment.

"Did... did it end?" gabby and Gilda had spinning eyes for a moment (What the fuck?), but once they manage to recover themselves they look at you with an inkling of hope.

...That was until the wall of your home cracked.

All of you speak at the same time "Fuck."

You would probably be surprised to hear Gabby curse, but you were too busy getting past your home wall and into the exterior.

Gilda and Gabby looked at each other and then jumped at the Anon-size hole you made.

You felt you started to fly in random directions, almost feeling the need to leave a trail of puke, but you managed to resist.

Gilda proceeded to tackle you in the sky, which didn't stop you one bit from flying just like a fucking bee in an 8 pattern in the sky.

Of course, you were letting a manly scream while you felt you were flying to the speed of sound.

then in a "shocking" change of event, you went straight up, feeling like something was moving around your chest, and then it happened.

You puke.

Except it didn't come in the way you expect it, since it was in a golden ball of gold that shot up to the sky.

you blink when you notice you started to slow, and then you look at Gilda who was still holding to you.

She seemed relieved that it finally ended, that was until you two started to fly, and before you could react, Gilda opened her wings and you two started to glide.

"T-thanks G-" Before you could finish, you heard fireworks as the sky lit up in a beautiful array of colors, and in a wave of golden light, you saw it travel to insane speed all through the place...

Is your idea or does it look greener? and sure thing, in the distance you saw griffon stone being hit by the wave of golden sparks, and slowly the dead-looking tree looked like was starting to grow.

also, all the yellowish grass and stuff becomes a beautiful shade of green.

When you see Gilda you are surprised she is still looking up, Confused, you do the same, when you see that, your eyes become pinpricks.

There, was the image of you sitting on a throne with 7 bells hanging from your neck, with a crown obviously made for a king.

and after that, the image compacted itself, becoming a shining star... which suddenly shot straight to the ruins of the old castle where the Idol should be.

You had a bad feeling about this, but before you could think too much about it a golden ball shot straight to your chest out of nowhere and made fall unconscious.

Author's Note

Once again, I still don't re-read the episode to know all the grammar errors, but I will get back to it by putting it in a text to speech while I draw , so I should fix it before the next episode is out.