It would put a lot of stress on anypony's shoulders to be the head dignitary of a whole empire. Especially if said pony happened to also struggle with socializing. So when he saw an ad promising a place where he could let off all that pent up frustration... and perhaps more, he simply couldn't help himself but visit.

Extra tags: Stallion focus, sensory suggestion/hypnosis, slight sub-dom vibes, hopefully endearing awkwardness, no actual sex, (physical) hooves-free-orgasm, affection, petting, and a mysterious narrator.

Proofread by Equimorto, who also goaded me into writing this mess.