"Hold on a sec, so you mean to tell me that you opened up a portal to another dimension and summoned a male from myths and legends, then he managed to kiss you on the lips?" A Rain-bowed colored blue pegasus by the name of Rainbow dash said with a look of disbelief on her face.

"I'm sorry Twi but I'm not buying it."

"Rainbow...why else would I be panicking like this!!!!"

"You seem to panic over a lot of things darling." Purple-colored snow-white Unicorn said with an amused smile, "But I'll have to agree on Rainbow on this one...I mean a Male? That is something only read in filly stories and legends."

'Just like Nightmare moon and the Elements of Harmony.' Twilight thought sourly

The Cowboy pony-wearing orange rolled her eyes..."Don't be silly, Sugahcube," she said, "Mah mom told me that males do...or did exist.,... and she never lies.

"Well believe it or not. He does Exist." Twilight said with a sigh, "He is at the library as we speak with barbara..."

"Wait...He?"

It's the proper term of his kind." Twilight nodded her head.

"Wait so his is her and she is he?" Rainbow asked with a weird look, "Are you sure you aren't making this up Twi."

"I told you I am not," she said as she led her friends to her own home, which was a public library in a tree. "I don't think I could Make up that feeling of being kissed."

"That-means-I'll-get-to-make-two-parties, awelcome-to-poniville-party-and-a congratulation-Twilight-got-her-first-kiss-party!"

That's not important!" Rarity said, "Y-you mean to tell me you left Barbara alone in the house with a strange creature never before seen?!"

"He is actually pretty nice and intelligent." Twilight said with a sigh, "I asked him to Buck Barbara for science...and he refused, because-"

"YOU ASKED HIM TO WHAT???!!!!"

She cringed as her head dropped down in shame. "I know...I know...I just thought that a Dragoness was more durable than a pony, I wasn't thinking about her."
"So..Let me get this straight," The orange-cowboy-wearing earth pony said with a flat tone, "You left...Barbara alone with a male? Are you sure we aren't gonna bump into...him bucking her brains out?"

"Relax girls he refused, specifically because she was too young." She said,

"A-are you even certain that he could give us a foal?" a meek voice belonging to a pink-haired yellow-colored pegasus. Her name was Fluttershy.

"He should be able to..." Twilight said, as they reached her house"I haven't tested him yet."

"I got the feeling he is testing it out with barbara as we speak." Rainbow snarked.

"Rainbow!" Twilight shouted, "I told you...the human. is not like that!"

"Huuuman?" Rainbow rolled her eyes again, "And yet another filly story. Listen, Egghead, We all know you -

'Princess Celestia!" Twilight screamed out in shock once she had opened the door. She stumbled back a bit before she rushed into the room.

Her friends had the same reaction if not worse as the six stumbled into the room to see the stunning sight of their goddess sitting on the lap of a strange biped creature.

"Ahahah! Victory!!" the male said with a huge smirk on his face that sent shivers down each and every single pony's friend.

"How do you keep doing that," Barbara shouted annoyed.

He shrugged, "Skills I guess, this reminds me of a game back home, Eals and Escalators, just kind of surprised that you have escalators."
Pinkie was Vibrating, she was vibrating so fast that her own body started to blur.

"Princess!" Twilight shouted again, "What are you doing here, and why are you sitting on this Humans lap!"

Celestia smirked, "Oh twilight, it's good to see you....Oh.,.and Twilight .this is Eli...Eli this is my most faithful student Twilight. Sparkle."

"Yo." the man raised his hand in greeting.

Twilight's eyes bulged out of her sockets, it was actually quite funny to see.

"You mean...The Eli,...the one whom you told me about as a FIlly?"
'
Celestia nodded, "Indeed he is.,.."

"B-but how..." Twilight gaped, "I was told that he vanished over a thousand years ago after the battle with Eris!"

"Lesson number one." The now Identified, legendary Eli said, "Expect the unexpected...That is how I hadn't gone insane yet with all of these things and revelations happening to me at once." ." He took another sip of his coffee and sighed.

"B-but you don't look like your a thousand years old at all!"

"Neither does Celestia."

"Thank you, dear." Celestia smiled.

Eli shrugged, "No problem."

He took another sip of his coffee.

"As for how... I don't know...I am just taking everything in one stride; going with the flow if you may." Eli noticed her friends behind her or at least he assumed were her friends nodded his head to them, his eyebrow raised slightly at the pink one.

"Is your Pink friend alright?"

"She's fine; Pinkie is just being Pinkie.".." Twilight dismissed, Notebook and Inkpen floating towards her encased in a purple glow.

'Fitting Nickname.'

"Tell me everything."

Eli raised his eyebrow."If you're asking about those times twilight...you're going to be in for a disappointment, I don't remember anything in those times."

She sighed, she was disappointed, I chuckled, taking in another sip of my coffee.

"Although I can't tell you about how I supposedly first met Celestia thousands of years ago, I can tell you about how I met her after you vanished; and about how I found out about everything."

Twilight perked up, at this and nodded her head, "That's... fine, you can tell me about how you and the princess met after..." she blushed slightly, "Vanished."

Eli hummed, as he took another sip from his coffee.

"Alright..." he said, "Now brace yourselves, this may shock you."

"Tell. me. Everything."

Eli shrugged, "Alright.." the man said as he Adjusted the pony princess on my lap, "You can sit down, get comfortable if if you want."

It took a moment before they eventually managed to do so.

Eli took another sip of my coffee, and sighed contently, "Well, it all started when you left, right when..."

Author's Note

Trust me, everything will make sense in the future. Have a nice day.