First Male in Equestria

"Cool, hold on I'll be right back." She went out of sight for a moment before she came back with a boardgame. I raised an eyebrow. "Changelings and Manescalators huh..." I snorted, "Is that supposed to be funny?"

"What?" Barbara tilted her head at me in confusion.

I sighed lowering my empty mug onto the desk.

"Horse Puns Barbara." I said, " back in my world, I had a similar game called, Eals and Escalators."

Barbara snickered. "Funny." she set the game down, and set it up... "I assume these black things are Changelings..."

"Yes..." Barbara nodded her head, "They live off of love."

I nodded, "Yeah, I know...we had myths about them back in our world, much like dragons.., unicorns...and unicorns with wings..."

'The changelings do not even look threatening though.' I thought with a raised eyebrow, 'they're so cute, not as cute as ponies, but still cute enough that it makes you want to hug them like you would a pillow.'

"Cool," Barbara said, She was about to open her mouth. before she paused, "hold on a minute...I got to report to the princess about what's been going on..."

I raised my eyebrow, 'Royalty huh, I guess my next move will determine what my future may be like.
before I shrugged, "Sure."

I watched, as Barbara went away before she grabbed something, cool...That's a letter.I watched as she grabbed an...that's an old-fashioned Pen. Once she was done she blew on it. I blinked in surprise as she destroyed the letter with...fire?

"Hey...Barbara..." I said, "What's the point of writing a letter when you're going to burn it seconds later with fire."

"It's not destroyed..." Barbara said, "It's just a special ability I have to send letters to the princesses instantly."

"Huh.."

Seconds later I was blinded by a flash of golden light. I had to cover my eyes just to be sure that I won't get blinded myself.

Once the light died down. A Huge pony about at least three times the size of the one known as Twilight Sparkle. Stood in between me and Barbara, Since I was sitting down, I caught myself looking at the pony's ass.

I know a nice ass when I see one. The white one's ass is nice. Even if it is from a completely different species. I caught myself staring so I had to look away. My mother taught me better.

Wait...was that a picture of a sun on her ass?

"Barbara...you said Twilight summoned a Human?" She asked frantically I think, "Where is he?!"

Barbara couldn't even say anything, she pointed a claw behind her, and she turned to face me. I finally saw what she looked like. She was by far...beautiful. Those magenta-colored eyes, her multicolored main that seemingly blows through the nonexistent wind...wait...

You know what...fantasy dream-land...not even going to question it.

This...Pony alien.., Princess...was currently staring at me as she had...and pardon this cliche, it's literally the best way to describe the moment right now. Like she had seen a ghost.

I don't know why... I think I would have remembered if I had seen an alien Equine woman before.

Her eyes are watering now....don't tell me I did something to upset the princess...-P-please forgive me princess....I...am not used to being in front of Royalty..."

Celestia closed her eyes.

Much to my surprise, the princess let loose a small watery chuckle, this time her tears escaping her eye sockets, falling freely against her cheeks.

"Celestia, Luna...The Elements, Fire your attack now!"

"B-but..."

"I can't hold her for much longer...do it now!"

"Not from my memories Eli." The Princess said softly. My eyes widened, "Wait...hold on now! How do you know my name?

Her lips twisted into an amused smirk, "Is it not common knowledge, for a wife to know the name of her beloved husband?"

"I think you got the wrong person princess."

"Soul magic is never wrong," Celestia said with her smirk growing, she trotted towards me, realizing how tall she was, I had to look up at her because I was sitting down, tilting my head back much more than I would a normal horse.

Now it all makes sense; Not really, but it explains the feeling of familiarity to her and how she read my name.

"She walked up to me till we were nose to muzzle. "I uh..." I said softly taking a slight step back. "You might want to explain a few things first.

She frowned.

"Alright...what do you want to know."

"How I died would be a start."

She closed her eyes painfully before she opened them and sighed, "Very well..."

"And then I Sacrificed myself to allow you to seal the Goddess of Chaos Eris into some type of stone prison With the Elements of Harmony?"

She nodded. "That would be correct."

I sighed," fine, say I do believe that, what are the elements of Harmony and how come it didn't seal me into stone along with Eris?"

"The Elements of Harmony." she began, " are six supernatural artifacts representing subjective aspects of harmony. They are six: Honesty, Kindness, Laughter, Generosity, Loyalty, and Magic. They have been wielded on rare occasions, particularly during events marked by danger and anarchy as a last resort to restore and enforce the balance of peace and order. However, the effects of their use are generally temporary and non-lethal, usually a form of banishment or imprisonment."

Her expression saddened, "I and my sister once wielded them together...that all changed when ...I .." She shook her head, I raised my eyebrow, "What?"

"That is something for Luna to tell," Celestia explained before she pulled me into a hug. "I-I really thought you were gone forever."

'This dream has by far been the most strangest dream of them all...' I thought as Barbara sat awkwardly to the side watching. I looked at her with an unsure expression Not knowing what to do, I just patted her on the back, "There there princess," I said everything is going to be ok...I am here now..."