"So...can you send me back?" I asked causing Celestia to shake her head, "Unfortunately I cannot," She said sorrowfully, I could tell it was fake and that she didn't seem all that upset about it. I mean why would she be after just getting her lover back after thousands of years?

I took another sip of my coffee, "Why do you not like it here? " she leaned into me, "Do you not want to be with me?"

I grabbed her horn and pulled her back, which seemed to be a mistake because her eyes crossed and she let out a real...and very sexy moan. I admit...I shuddered.

Apparently, the Horns are a very sensitive area...

I frowned.

Gonna make sure I don't touch that again...

I looked around and saw that the...elements of harmony all had blushes on their cheeks.

I raised my eyebrow.

What an...interesting development.

"Dude..." Barbara whispered leaning in, "Don't touch the horn, it makes them weird."

"Noted," I said dryly as I glanced at her, before glancing back at them and then back at Celestia, who was giving me a...

Predatory look now...

Oh boy...

I took another sip of my coffee..

"I don't like that look," I commented.

"Oh?" she leers, "I don't think little Eli agrees with you~"

Shit.

Little Eli had indeed grown and become hard.

"Bad Pony." I gave her a small pinch causing her to slightly yelp before I took a sip of my coffee.

Now...to break the ice...how can I love another species. Especially one that resembles that of a horse from the world that I used to live in.

Well, for one...I don't love her.

Let's get one thing cleared up.

I. Don't. Love. her.

I mean come on; you can't love a person you just met.

However, that doesn't mean I don't find her attractive.

And too she doesn't look like a horse at all, even if she may bear a slight resemblance looking at her walking on four hindlegs.

But other than that she looks nothing like one.

She is intelligent as well; not like an animal but like a human. She can speak, she can talk she can create she can destroy she can basically do everything that we humans can do.

So, I am really giving her a shot here.

Plus not many chicks if not any come on to me like she does, so it is very flattering.

"Hot." Rainbow dash commented earning a slap to the back of the head by rarity

"Hey! What was that for!?"

"You're being rude." Rarity scolds, "E-Even if your right..."

I raised my eyebrow.

"Well...Darling..." she said slowly turning towards me; blushing slightly, "What barbara said is quite sensitive, I'd advise you not to do that in the future..."

"Though you can touch my horn anytime."

"I'm sorry. What was that?"

"I didn't say anything, darling."

I raised my eyebrow, "Are you sure? It sounded like you did."

She merely smiles innocently at you.

I stared at her for a second, before I turned to Celestia who was looking amused now.

"So...why can't you send me back," I asked.

"I think I just told you," Celestia replied with a raised eyebrow.

"Celestia,"

"I told you to call me Tia." she smiled.

I sighed, "Fine Tia, that is not the right answer and you know it."

"Yes it is," she sighed, "You still haven't answered my question either...Sweetie."

"I will answer your question if you answer mine properly."

Celestia rolled her eyes, "fine, the true reason I can't send you back is because of the...do you remember the multiverse theory you told me about thousands of years ago?"

I rolled my eyes, "No Celestia, no I don't, you know that."

Celestia pouted, "That didn't stop me from having hope that you'd somehow remember it."

I took another sip of my coffee. "Celestia, we do have the multiverse theory back at home, you don't need to say anything else."

I took a deep breath and closed my eyes, remembering every moment I had with my family, every happy one to every sad one, every loving one to every hateful one.

Celestia looked torn, at one point she was incredibly glad that her husband couldn't go back to her world, but now...as she stared at her lover as he mourned, she couldn't help but feel guilty, because she was thinking of herself so much that she never bothered to think how her husband must have felt.

She wasn't the only one, Twilight and Barbara felt guilty too, Twilight had her ears splayed on the back of her head, while Barbara put her own head down in shame. Twilight was the one who wanted to summon a male, torn away from his family and friends, torn away from everything he knew; into a world, he knew nothing about. She shook herself from her daze..

Even if it was wrong she did have a reason,Science

Barbara was feeling guilty because she should have tried to stop Twilight in some way or at least tried to. Barbara looks down in shame,

I shook my head.

Apparently, if I went to this world a thousand years; and returned to my world then apparently this happened again by twilight, even if was purely a coincidence that she managed to summon me back, that at least gives me hope that I can go back.

I took another sip of my coffee and sighed deeply. This is no dream, I don't have dreams like this.

Suddenly something blew up in my face, this is the first time I actually lost my composure, I shrieked as my coffee slipped from my hands, I reacted instinctively and caught it, however, most of the coffee spilled all over the floor.

Rainbow and Celestia started cackling like mad.

I glared slightly at them.

"Pinkie!" Twilight shouted, "Don't do that."

"Just trying to cheer him up!" Pinkie smiled cheerfully.

I took a deep breath, "Pinkie...while I do thank you for the attempt." I glared at her, "Don't do that again."

"Okie Doki Loki!"

I stared at her for a long moment before I looked at the ground where the mess was, then back to my coffee mug, and saw that there was only a small amount of coffee.

I looked at the Pinke pony who was now defying the laws of physics. I looked back at the coffee mug.

I sighed.

'I should seriously consider alcohol.'

Author's Note

I know it's short, and I will be able to gradually write longer chapters as the story progress. I'm sorry about that.

Also, I hope you like it, if not. I'm sorry.