"Sure enough after that shocking revelation, I found myself here; playing board games with the Princess and a Dragoness, which in itself was pretty cool." I took a sip of my coffee as I gazed at their reactions.

To say everyone was shocked would be an understatement. Jaws hung to the floor, as their eyes were wide. Wider than I ever thought they'd possibly be; and that's saying something because their eyes were already unnaturally big.

There was silence.

Pure unadulterated Silence. at least until I broke the ice with a sip of my coffee. Celestia giggled slightly as I could feel Twilight's eye to twitch.

"You alright Twilight?"

"How are you so calm about this!" Twilight screeched.

I took another sip of my coffee and sighed pleasantly.

This caused Twilight's eye to twitch again.

What's up with her?

"This is some good coffee."

"ELI!"

I took another sip of my coffee causing Twilight's eye to twitch more violently.

"Young Twilight..." Celestia said giggling quietly, "Don't mind his antics, This is just how Eli copes with everything. "

I took another sip of my coffee in response.

The Rainbow-haired one laughed.

I raised my eyebrow at her, "And you are?"

She zoomed up to my face, that little action reminded me of Sonic the Hedgehog which was pretty cool.

"Rainbow Dash, Fastest flier in Equestria."

She even has his ego too.

Suddenly she was pulled back by another glow...I turned to the source noting the expressions; the one who matched it was a girl who looked and walked like a country girl.

"Calm down Sugahcube," she glanced at me with an apologetic expression, "Ah'm sorry about her, Rainbow can be a little...Extreme."

Rainbow pouted, I smirked, "Yeah...It's kind of cute."

"Oi, I am not cute I'm Cool!"

I took a sip of my coffee as I stared her down, she started to become nervous, before I chuckled, "Yeah...You are definitely cool,"

She puffed up her chest.

"In an adorable sort of way."

I almost laughed at her reaction.

"Well Darling...." the purple noble girl spoke up, she sounds nobler than the princess, and that's saying something, "He is kind of right in a way..." Must be because she isn't really acting like a princess. Huh, that must be what Twilight's problem with me is...meh nothing I can really do about it.

I another sip of my coffee.

Rainbow shot her an irate look, which the Mare ignored as she trotted up to me. "My name is Rarity dear. Might I have the name of the most handsome male I have ever seen?"

"I think I'm the only male you have ever seen." I said with a deadpanned expression before I smirked, "And so bold of you to be flirting with me; In front of my wife no less."

Twilight was just about to open her mouth but she closed it when I said that. Apparently, she was about to say the same thing.

Rarity smiled, "Well she didn't seem to mind it when you kissed twilight Eli--poo~" The way she said it caused me to shudder slightly.

"First of all, I didn't know about the situation at that time." I looked at Celestia, who smiled and nodded at me, I was thankful she was so understanding, "Second of all, please don't call me Eli~poo."

"I don't know dear." Celestia teased, "I kind of like it."

"Celestia," I warned.

"Oh relax Eli~poo~" She smirked as I sighed. "It's not the end of the world."

"Whatever." I took another sip of my coffee. Once it was gone Celestia's horn glowed, and the cup refilled itself. "Thank you, Celestia."

"Call me Tia." she grinned.

I rolled my eyes and chuckled.

My gaze traveled back to the people there who were standing shocked at what they were seeing.

"What?"

"Nothing to worry about sugar cube," The Cowboy pony said, I"'ve never seen the princess act like that before."

I shrugged.

"Even though she is the ruler of an entire country, she is still a mare."

"She is over a thousand years old and controls the sun." Twilight deadpanned.

"She's still a mare." I eye-smiled at her, causing Celestia to hug me tighter and Twilight to sigh.

"So your names?" I asked.

"Mah names Applejack, Sugarcube."

"Rarity darling."

I took another sip of my coffee.

"Very unique names," I said with a smile

"Thank you, dear." Rarity smiled beautifully. I simply nodded and readjusted Celestia once more.

So...who are the rest of you..." I glanced at the yellow-winged equine and the pin-

I blinked.

"Where did the Pink one go...I-Holy shit!"

"HimynameispinkiepiedoyoulikepartiesI-MMMPH."

I put a hand to her lips, "Calm downHello Pinkie, and yes I do like Parties, By your expression you want me to have one, and I am okay with that."

I was expecting a lot of things, what I wasn't expecting was for pinkie to lick my hand from the bottom of my palm to the tip of my fingers.

I retracted it instantly, a slight look of disgust on my face,

"Ok...I'ma stays away from that one."

"Silly filly...No one hides from Pinkie!" she licked her lips, "Tasty!"

I ignored the slight shiver and took another sip of my coffee before turning my gaze to the yellow equine who upon noticing my gaze upon her tried to hide behind her hair shrinking even more than she had been before.

"And what is your name."

She peeked almost reluctantly out of her hair. Shy one eh...At least she didn't scream out monster before running to hide.

I blinked again as I glanced around, None of them did now that I think of it. That earned a plus in my book

”Fluttershy”

I was very lucky...I was very lucky I heard it, as I wasn't expecting her voice to be so small.

"It's nice to meet you Fluttershy."

'I want to jump out of my seat and cuddle her.' I thought with a soft smile making her blush at my smile and shrink even further.

"It's nice to meet you Fluttershy," I said with a nod, I took another sip of my coffee as I

gazed around at everyone.

"So...my first impression of you is..."

Everyone leaned in.

"You're all Adorable."

I took another sip of my coffee."

"Did I get everyone I needed to meet?"

Barbara shook her head, "No We still have all of ponyville."

I snorted, 'Now that's just lazy.'

"And we still have Princess Luna Princess Candace and Gleaming Shield and her wife."

"Gleaming Shield?" I asked her with a raised eyebrow.

Twilight nodded.

'What is up with this place?'

"And what of Princess Luna?"

"I am certain she loves you as much as I, but that would be her story to tell." Celestia which caused me to get slightly confused.

"I um...well ok? But why isn't she here."

Celestia sighed, "Unfortunately I am not sure she will be joining, She is still mustering up the courage to meet you."

"Courage?" I asked, "What happened to her and me that caused her to be frightened."

"It has nothing to do with what you have done," Celestia reassured softly. "But when she feels like she is ready she will tell you herself."

I stared at her for a long moment, before I nodded.

"Alright then."

I took another sip of my coffee.

Author's Note

Have a good day