Twilight Sparkle; egghead, brainbox, nerd, bookworm, dweeb, geek, four-eyes. High-achieving student of Canterlot High, former target of relentless bullying and social ostricisation at Crystal Prep Academy. One-time harbinger of an apocalypse, present bearer of some strange magic leaking from an alternate dimension, would-be heroine. Not quite squeaky clean, but given some of Canterlot's repetoire of characters, she's certainly not bad, and she's at least trying to do the right thing.

What would she be doing in a mythical strip club in the off-centre part of Canterlot? Well, basically, it's all Rainbow Dash's fault.

A commission for Brony-wan-kenobi and a spiritual successor to Speaking the Right Language, which is not required reading to understand this story. Both stories are standalone one-shots.

Contains lesbianism, voyeurism, exhibitionism, age gap, D/S, public sex, and some maybe bad life choices that you should definitely leave to fiction. Cover art is by thebrokencog on Derpibooru.

Edit: Featured on 15/08/2023, to my great pleasure and surprise. Thank you all.