I was doing this morning's dishes with Tia putting the clean ones up. "You sure you're not too strained?"

Tia chuckled while separating the bowls and plates into their cabinet. "Dear, I'm on the couch and using my magic. I think I'll do just fine." She smirked and blew me a kiss while continuing to help.

As we wrapped up the dishes, the front door burst open and Scoots came flying in with a flier in her hooves. "Mom! Dad! Look!" She plopped onto the couch with Tia and gave the paper to her.

Tia nuzzled Scoots before looking at the flier. "Oh! Honey, they're doing the Sisterhooves social tomorrow."

"Really? Sounds awesome." Then something caught my attention. "Wait, who's gonna compete with you, sweetie?"

Scoots smiled nervously when I mentioned that. "I have a plan for that."

That afternoon

"No way in hell!" Both Orion and Jack said as Scoots laid out her plans for tomorrow.

"Why not?" Scoots pleaded while we, their parents, watched. "If one of you can disguise yourself as a girl, then we can enter the contest."

"Yeah, but then one of us would have tits," Jack complained while cupping the air around his chest.

"And lose our favorite tool!" Orion grabbed his junk.

"Yeah, wouldn't want to lose that," Sunset laughed while hugging Orion's side. "But come on, it's only for a day, and it's for your sister." She then leans in to whisper in his ear, making his face blush red. "Just think about it, sweetheart."

He didn't need to think about it long, cause he stood up and pointed right at Scoots. "Let's do it."

"Oh, I am so filming this," Jack smirked while tapping his phone.

Suddenly, Jackie's Cutiemark vibrated and glowed. "Dammit! Right at dinner time!?" She huffed before getting up. "I'll go see what's happening. Hopefully, it's not a big deal."

"Alright, Sugar." The herd and I kissed her goodbye as she left the house. When the door closed, we all turned to Orion. "So, how shall we do this?"

"We may have an idea for that," Luna suggested while Tia smirked at Orion.

"I regret this decision already," Orion said while Sunset kissed his cheek.

Tomorrow morning

Luna, Celestia, Jack, Scoots, and I were waiting in the hall as Sunset helped Orion with some of her clothes as he changed in the bathroom. "Son, how you doing in there?"

We heard a feminine sigh before the door opened and instead of my firstborn son walking out, a young lady that resembled Luna in human form walked out.

One look was all it took before we all started laughing at Orion. "I'm-I'm sorry son, but you look.... I'll let your girlfriend say it."

"She looks sexy." Sunset came up behind her and gave him -this is getting confusing- a kiss. "I knew my blue dress would make a comeback."

"Yeah, just on my brother," Scoots snickered before hugging Orion's leg. "Thank you, I owe you big time."

"Hey, what are sisters for?" Orion joked before hugging her back.

"This is going to be a disaster." Jack then got out his phone. "And I'm going to capture every second of it." He snickered while we all rolled our eyes.

An hour later

We were all gathered around the open field on the property where they started setting up the stuff for the Social.

“The sooner this is over, the sooner I can make love to my girlfriend properly again…” Orion groaned as he looked at his chest as if it was unnatural.

"I don't know. I kinda want to have my first lesbian experience," Sunset teased while wrapping a bandanna around his/her neck.

"Sunset, please. Not in front of the children," Celestia told her former student while putting a matching bandanna around Scoots' neck.

"Sorry, Princess." Sunset kissed Orion's cheek. "Tonight... you~."

Orion cleared her throat and went over to Scoots. "So, uh... ready to kick some ass?"

"You know it!" Scoots cheered. Down the road, we saw Bloom and Sweetie walk up with hang-dog expressions. "Hey guys, what's wrong?"

"Our sisters are gone!" Bloom snapped. "Sorry, it's just we were looking forward to competing, and now they were called away to Manehattan for something."

"Damn. That is a problem," I pondered before something truly shocking caught my eye. "Uh..... Bloom. Do you have a relative that looks like Mac... but in drag?" My question raised a few brows before we all turned to see a strange sight.

We all stared in absolute silence as Mac came strutting over. Jack was the first to break the silence. "So should I start calling you Aunt Mac, or do you go by something else, now?"

“Why, I do not know what you mean!” He said in a very flamboyant accent that made all of us cringe.

"I think his mind's finally slipping," I said aloud before Bloom went up to her brother.

"Big Mac! What are you doing?"

"From the looks of things, the same thing Orion is doing for Scootaloo. Only... with a wig," Celestia pointed out.

"No kidding. He looks like a pony Dolly Parton." My comparison seemed spot on as everyone laughed.

“And mind telling us what name you’ve concocted for your new persona?” Jack asked.

"Why, I'm surprised you don't recall me from our last reunion. I'm Orchard Blossom." Mac played it off with his Southern Belle act.

"This is too weird." I then saw that Sweetie was still down in the dumps, which gave me an idea. "Hey, Jack."

A little later

"Thank you so much for doing this, Jack! I owe you big time!" Sweetie gushed while Jack gave her a piggyback ride. "So what should I call you?"

Jack groaned before placing her down. "Not sure if it's because of the spell or a gut feeling, but call me Jane."

Orion laughed before Sunset hugged her around the hips. "And what should I call my new girlfriend?"

Orion let out a sigh before answering. "Mmm, call me... Rihana I guess."

"Well, I do hope you four are ready for some friendly competition," Mac said in his Orchard persona.

"Look, you're already in drag, can you please cut the Southern Belle routine?" I asked, already feeling a headache coming on from this whole thing.

“I got an idea,” Orion said with a grin. “Let’s make a wager. Loser stays like this for a month.”

"In the frilliest dress that Aunt Rarity can make," Jack smirked back before they shook on it.

"Well then, I hope two of you have enough dresses, 'cause Bloom and I are taking the gold," Mac told the bo-girls.

"Look, don't forget why you're doing this. It's so these three can compete and have fun," I told them.

"Yeah, it was. But now it's to see which of them will be a girl for a Month," Scoots said, making the other Crusaders nod and laugh.

"This day just became more interesting," Tia smirked while taking a picture of the little group.

As the kids went to sign up, I took Tia and Luna over to the bleachers. "You know, one of these days, I think you two should participate."

"Oh, and what would we get if we won?" Tia asked while resting her head on my lap.

"I can think of a few things," I teased while scratching behind her ear.

Luna rolled her eyes with a smirk before pointing over to the judges' table. "It seems Orion and Jack were able to make the cut."

"What about Mac and Bloom?" Tia asked.

"Two of them seem skeptical, and the other one looks interested in Mac's Orchard Blossom persona." We had to keep our laughter to a minimum.

"What are you all laughing at?" All three of us froze when we heard Bright's voice. We turned and saw Bright and Pear walk over and sit with us.

"Bright, Pear! What brings you by?" This day just keeps getting better.

"We came to see Scoots compete," Pear said while taking a seat. "We would do the same for Applejack and Bloom, but as you know, Applejack was called away."

Bright nodded before doing a double-take at who he saw at the judges' table. "Am I going crazy, or is that my son, in a dress?"

"It can be both. But yes, your son is wearing a dress to help Applebloom," I told them to the best of my knowledge.

"And... is that what Scoots and Sweetie have those two girls with them?" Pear then looked closer. "Wait. Is that Orion and Jack?"

"Indeed it is." Tia took another pic. "This is both heart-warming and hilarious."

Bright and Pear just faced forward as they watched the first event unfold. "Honey. Remind me to talk some sense into that boy."

"Oh hush," Pear jabbed Bright's side. "He's doing this for Applebloom."

"But did he have to wear a dress?" Bright pointed out.

"Duh, otherwise he'd look stupid with just the wig," I pointed out, just as the first event started.

After watching a few acts by some actual sisters, it was time for our wacky kids to take the stage, starting with O-Rihanna and Scoots.

"Alright, ready Sis?" Rihanna asked as she got the instruments ready.

"Ready!" Scoots said with determination as she took the mic.

We all listened as the music started, and to my surprise, it was by my favorite band.

We all listened and cheered them on as the two of them rocked the joint. I couldn't be more proud of them.

When they were done, they gave a bow to the cheering crowd and waved as they got off the stage.

"That was great, Sis! We rocked that place hard! We should go on tour!" Scoots exclaimed while hugging Orion.

"Maybe. But I'm not doing it as a chick." The two laughed as Jack and Sweetie went up next.

"Okay, I'll provide the music, you knock 'em dead with your singing," Jack instructed.

"You really think my singing's good?" Sweetie asked with a slight blush. With a nod of encouragement from Jack, Sweetie went up to the mic.

When the song ended, there was total silence from the whole crowd, until there was an uproar of applause. Jack gave a bow while Sweetie cried tears of joy and waved to the crowd.

Sweetie ran up to Jack, jumped onto her stomach, and wept tears of Joy. "Thank you, Jane. You're the best!"

"Anything for my little sis." They both smiled and got off the stage for Bloom and... Orchard Blossom.

As we watched the routine, we had to admit that it was pretty sweet. On the other hand. "The red one's attempt at wearing a dress is funny."

"Shut it, you! He's doing his best to get Bloom a ribbon. Even if it is in a Dolly Parton-style dress," I thought just as the song ended. "Well, that was interesting. Can't wait to see how the rest of the social goes."

"I imagine it'll be quite the spectacle," Tia said while smiling at the whole show.

Two hours later

"Wow. Mac kinda sucks at this." Venom observed after we saw Mac step over the jump rope instead of jumping. "Are his legs broken? Or is he too massive to lift off from the ground?"

"Possibly too massive. I carried him in the air once, and he was a hassle," I told him as the kids lined up at the starting line.

"Okay, here it is," Luna said while eating popcorn.

"The final stretch to see who gets a ribbon." Celestia held up a little flag with her magic and waved it a little to show her support. "I'm not sure who to root for."

"I'm just gonna sit back and watch the show. Nothing like free comedy from the kids." I chuckled as Granny was about to start the race.

"Alright, youngins! Get them hooves ready! Get set! Go!" As soon as Granny gave the go-ahead, Orion and Jack burst forward with Scoots and Sweetie in their arms. I didn't read the rules, but I'm sure that's not allowed.

"Get out of our way, Rihanna!" Jack roared as they started to shove each other.

"You back off!!" Orion shot back with an even harder shove as both of their fangs began to show.

"Uh oh." Sweetie Belle said to herself as both began pushing against each other.

"I think we should bail!" Scoots shouted before she and Sweetie wormed their way out of Jack and Orion's arms. Good thing too, cause them boys went full Lycan and started slashing and biting at each other.

In their frenzy, the boys began to literally tear each other to shreds as pieces of their outfits went flying everywhere and all the fillies could do was cover their eyes and prepare for the onslaught of embarrassment that was to follow.

Mud and grime went flying as my two sons wrestled each other like it was a mud battle of the ages. I watched ponies desperately try to avoid large chunks of mud hitting the square in the face. To be honest, I had a bit of a hard time trying to suppress my laughter.

When blood and fingers started flying, it was time to intervene. "Hey!!!" I burst from the stands and raced down toward them. I got to them before they could swipe at a filly who got ahead of her older sister and separated them by the back of their necks. "That's enough!"

“HE STARTED IT!” They both yelled back at me before I bashed their heads together as hard as I could.

"Well, I just finished it. And speaking of, you both are done with this!" I put them in a headlock and opened a portal back home. I threw them both in, apologized to everyone, and then went in after them.

That night

I had the boys sitting on the couch as they licked their wounds. Jackie came home a little after the fiasco and was very unhappy to hear about what happened. "What in tarnation were you two thinking!? Clawing and biting at each other like rabid dogs! You know what we do to rabid dogs!?"

“But ma-!” Jack tried to say but Jackie got in his face.

“You sassin’ me, boy?!” Jackie snarled.

Jack and Orion both backed away with whimpers after hearing their Ma's tone.

"We're very disappointed with you two," I started before pointing up toward the stairs. "You two humiliated your sister, aunt, and friend with that stunt, and you're going to make it up to them."

“And you can forget about going to that Metallica Concert!” Luna added.

"WHAT!?" Both my sons yelled, nearly shaking the walls.

"We're so fucking serious!" Tia levitated their tickets over and ripped them up in front of them.

"You're fucking high!" Orion shouted.

"Are you out of your minds!?" Jack added as the tickets fluttered to the ground.

The boys got up and headed for the door. "This house is a prison!" Orion yelled.

"On planet Bullshit!" Jack roared as he left.

"In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!" Orion slammed the door, and we were left with that image.

Author's Note

Sorry this was short, and I'll admit, disappointing. However, that's only because I have something amazing planned for the next chapter. I'd tell ya, but where's the fun in that?