The butterfly effect

....he got knocked back a step or two by loud screaming.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPIKE!!! They screamed as counterfeir and balloons flew everywhere

The next thing spike new Pinkie pie threw herself at him at such a speed it could even be a mach 3, knocking him to the floor.

*ugh* *cough* "pinkie.... *wheeze* chill i am not going anywhere" he said while regaining his breath.

*giggle* " of course you arent party boooy~" she said as she pressed her body and thus her lower and ample teats into his draconic body, moving in small circles.

"AHEM" twilight interruped

"Oh, hehehe..... fine i willl get off now." She said

*chuckle* phew pinkie if you where not... well your flamboyant ponysona id start wondering if you liked me that way.

"Of course not you dumny" she said as she got off of him.

"Why would i like a big, hunky, smooth, charming...." this made spike raise a brow.

*cough* " anyway, you are the party boy here soooooo, LETS PARTY EVERYONE!!!!"

The party started pinkie and spike being the party animals they are where playing music as dj's while eating pizza while they and everyone in the buildijg dances to the beat.

/Imagine this playing = https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=YlFZI0BkkZw&feature=share/

As the party went further spike was combat dancing applejack, wich went as far as using a lasso as part of her dance stunt, shaking her curves smoothly while everyone cheered.

"HOLLY MOLLY DOES THAT MARE DANCE!... BUCK IM GONNA LOSE 50 BITS! *grunt* rainbow exclaimed from the apple cider stand.

THATS A LADY ALRIGHT!! said rarity

IS THIS BONDAGE DANCING OR SOMETHING? OH WHATEVER, DONT LOSE SPIKE OR NO MORE POWER PONIES FOR A WEEK I BETTED 50 BITS!! Said twilight

oh my.... fluttershy almost whispered with a tomato red face while pinkie pie just giggled like crazy.

"Yeeehawww partner, you are sooo gona lose" applejack exclaimed

*grunt " i did not want to use this but... buck it"
Spike said as he used his flames on the floor to make a small portal of wich he took out an oiling massage bottle.

And before you ask, yes he did that right now. I mean what did you think was bound to happen after he controlled teleporting fire magic? Of course not only send letters .

PINKIE, PUT THE SECRET WEAPON!!! He screamed.

AHOY, ON IT CAPITAN!! She screamed
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=w373tCGyLq8&feature=share

Everyone then stopped to look at spike who was pouring the liquid slowly in his body and then in the 55th second of the beat snapped his fingers making a small spark that put him in flames.

everyone but pinkie's mouth went wide open, while they witnessed a now two legged spike dancing in flames sedductevly swinging his hips left to right and doing poses until he finally just snapped his fingers making the flames go away. Perks of being a magical dragon.

*pomf* *pomf* *pomf* Twilight's, rainbow's and even FLuttershy got wing boners... kek.

The music just screeched as pinkine stopped it suddenly covering her mouth with a hoof for some reason.

"I think they got the point spikey, you clearly win."

OH HELL NAH,HE CHEATED!!

Did he applejack? Did he really? Asked a smug Rainbow dash. Or are you a sore loser?~

"OH COME O-....wait why do you guys have wing boners?" She said as she turned to look at RD with her voice lowering every word.

HORMONES, Y-YES H-HORMONES JUST A NATURAL REACTION!! Twilight desperatly screamed to justify her clear and wrong enthusiasm.

....fluttershy did not even said a word just got even redder.

Rainbow looked at her and everyone wings, the she smirked and said: "hey, save some for the rest of geez"

"RAINBOW!!!, that is so uncouth for a lady and also SPIKE this is NOT a pole dancing competition have more modesty for crying out loud!!!" Rarity said

"Although it WAS a interesting view" she mumbled

"Heh, sorry guys he said while rubbing his neck.... i just dont like to lose" he said

"Its alright dear now, lets... open the presents.. YES LETS DO THAT" Rarity said

They where then in the middle of the tables, everymare giving him a present.

The first one was twilight who gave him a small box, wich after he opened it there was a white book called "my very first marefriend"

Spike just blankly looked at it then at twilight and then the book.

"What? You know you are in that age already... and besides if you had a marefriend the whole crystal mare incident may have not happened in the first place...."

*sigh* fine thanks... twilight.

Next one was RD who just gave him a small bag of bits saying "heh you better not waste this puppies on a brothel stud, stick to your power pony fantasies"

RAINBOW!!! everyone screamed while she just snickered.

Then was flutershy who gave him a small collar made of jade and ruby of a butterfly.

"Shy... its beautiful thank you!" He said

"You are welcome, its a collar i made with the help of twilight it will sometimes even flap its wings and fly a little!!!, isnt it adorable? She asked with puppy eyes.

"Sure is, thank shy."

Applejack just went ro his ear and whispered "congratulations, you are now owner of 5 applecider barrels claim then whenever" she said

His eyes went wide "HOLLY SHI-... I mean... THANK YOU AJ" He said as he hugged her wich made her blush a little.

Everyone raised a brow at the scene but let it slide. Then was pinkie pie who just said "my gift was this party as a whole, you are welcome"

"Thank you ponks, you really are sweet" he said making her smile.

Finally it was the turn lf rarity who had a small box and with her magic slowly walked to him to give it to him. That is until....

*flap*

Huh? Everyone looked at the flapping butterly in spikes neck "oh its already doing it, how cute" rarity said until its flaps went wild making the butterfly fly, break the chain and go through rarity'direction wich the mare barely avoided in time before the butterfly crashed into a cider bowl, by dodging to a side.

"Well... that was weird i guess i need to correct the spell a little" twilight said, but as everyone looked back to spike, his eyes where wide, his breathing intense and his eyes shimmmering.

Then everyone looked at was he was seeing some tickets on the floor.

"Tickets... but where...*gasp*" the train of thought she had was broken with her gasp as she realized something... the tickets hidden in her mane since she did not have pockets fell off due to the impact... AND HE SAW THEM, OH MY CELESTIA HE SAW THEM!!

"S-spike you... you see i..." she started trying to explain to him, begging to celestia that he did not read the contents....

But of course his eyes since he is a dragon are powerfull and he could read them completely.

"Stop. Just stop" he said in the middle of a sob.

"Oh no... spike im so..."

"How?, how can you do this? ON. MY. BIRTHDAY!!!!? YOU KNOW!! AND YET... EVEN ON MY BIRTHDAY.... YOU SERIOUSLY ARE GOING ON A DATE AFTER THIS RIGHT NOW? ARE YOU BUCKING SERIOUS?" He went from whisper to screaming

"SPIKE, ITS NOT A DATE!!!! She implored

"THEN WHY DOES THE TICKET HAVE RESTAURANT NAME WITH THE TITLE "ROMANCE IN THE WOODS"" SIGNED WITH YOUR NAME AND A SO CALLED RED RUBY ON IT!!!???"

.....

I THOUGHT SO!!

Spike didnt say more, he just turned walked to the door as everyone watched in shock, specially rarity.

He then startet to pull the door handle to get out but then....