Everything is about to change for a man living a quiet life in the countryside of upstate New Hampshire. A solar eclipse is normally nothing more than an intriguing, yet fairly mundane event. However, due to an unexpected combination of events, Princess Luna is torn from her home in Equestria, and transported to Earth. So...what is a quiet man, who had long ago abandoned the ways of friendship and cooperation to do, when a being from a world built on harmony is suddenly forced into his life?

(Rated M for language, and some sexual references and descriptions, but no explicit clop. Chapters will be posted weekly. Partially inspired by "To Love a Pony" by Shachza. Any similarities are unintentional.)

(Edited by NoiseStorm)