Author's Note

I was in the mood to write some smut. This is definitely skippable, but uh a specific scene is definitely going to be referenced in later chapters. You won't feel like you don't understand something when it's referenced, but you probably won't find the same level of humor in it as people who didn't skip.

Also, sorry if this is shit. I feel a bit more comfortable writing stuff like this after the first time, but it's still an area way outside my comfort zone.

Kinks Included: A sub trying to be a dom, Master/Servant play, verbal and physical degrading of a Princess, Blowjob, Deep Throating, Face Fucking, Mind Break Roleplay, Vaginal, M/F, Mating Press, Voyeurism, Invisible Sex, An Elf trying to overcome the genetic impossibility of impregnation with every ounce of breeding he can muster, Breath Sharing, Wholesome intimacy, Cuddling, Cute aftercare, Kissing, and Two creatures saying they love each other.

Thanks for Reading! <3

(NSFW) Side Quest - Become a Switch

“When you said let’s pass the time this isn’t exactly what I had in mind.” A certain Princess complains while firing bolts of magic at an elf.

“Wow, I didn’t think a prestigious royal like yourself would have her mind in the gutter.” Ignis replies while slicing through said magic bolts. The elf wants to stop relying on the Shield spell and his crazy high AC, so he asked Luna to just attack him nonstop.

“We’ve just been so busy lately…and we finally have a moment of peace.”

“Wait you’re serious? You wanna do it right here in the middle of the Everfree? If I die to a manticore cause I’m stuck balls deep in my Princess I’m gunna haunt you. You know that, right?”

Luna just pauses and slowly blinks with wide eyes. “That might be the most vulgar thing I’ve heard you say.”

Ignis starts tapping his foot. “Well? Are you just gunna stand there and look surprised?” Her face shifts a bit to confusion. He feels a bit nervous about this, but attempts to sound as neutral and stern as possible with an air of authority. “I’m telling you to come here. Now.”

There’s a flash of anger at the sudden disrespect, but it’s quickly washed away. Replaced by arousal as the authority in that “now” sends a shiver down the back of her neck. Lunas tail flicks as it starts to involuntarily rise. Her eyes dilate and she thinks to herself, “Is he really doing this?”

The quiet sound of leaves crunching under hooves is the only thing heard as the alicorn slowly closes the gap between them, swaying her flank with every step. Unfortunately she hasn’t made a single noise or word since being issued an order. Ignis can only guess that she likes it based on his limited understanding of pony body language.

After a few seconds Luna stops in front of Ignis and glances up to find him staring down at her with a cold gaze. “Sit.”

It takes a second for the command to register as she’s suffering from the mental whiplash of being literally and metaphorically looked down upon. Once it does register though she complies without even thinking. Sitting down brings her eye level to around the middle of his torso. This causes Ignis to click his tongue in annoyance. “Lower. Fold your forelegs in as well.”

Every act of submission despite her power and authority causes her breathing to become heavy. Her mind starts to get lost in a haze as she obeys the elf. Now she rests at the perfect height.

Her gaze is torn away from his eyes when she hears something clicking and falling to the ground. Her thoughts freeze and her body goes stiff as she looks down just in time to watch the now freed member land on her muzzle. Her eyes go wide at the degrading act until she takes in a breath through her nose without thinking. Those wide eyes roll up for a second as she’s overwhelmed with pheromones and musk.

Every time she inhales more and more of her body is washed over with a radiating heat. “Well? Are you just gunna sit there and breathe on it? You’re the one that wants this, so you’re going to work for it.”

Luna leans back and takes hold of him with her telekinesis. Then she looks up and locks eyes with him as she leans forward and takes the tip into her maw. Ignis releases a small gasp, “There we go. That’s a good girl.”

Her mind instantly goes blank at his words, and Luna releases a soft muffled moan as he suddenly grabs her horn. The alicorn's eyes go glassy as he pulls her forward by the horn and hilts himself down her throat in one thrust. “We can get rid of this.”

She’s too overwhelmed to react as her crown is lifted off of her head and dropped unceremoniously to the ground. “Only Princesses wear those, and that’s not what you are, is it?”

She tries to verbally express her disagreement with the statement, but it only comes out as muffled noises. Barely even audible over the ghlk, ghlk, ghlk sounds ringing out as Ignis slowly, but rhythmically pumps in and out of her mouth. The only effect her arguments have is a vibration in her throat that only acts to make the elf feel more pleasure.

He can see the new defiant look in her eyes though after he tells her she isn’t a Princess right now. “What? I-it’s… oh mmm, it’s true. Your eyes are hazy and watering, you can’t use magic, and you’ve willingly submitted yourself to me entirely. Hmm, holy fuck. So we can hardly call you a Princess. Right now you’re just a depraved slut, practically begging to be claimed. In fact from now you may only refer to me as Master. I expect a “Sir” to follow all of your responses to me.”

There’s a small pit of guilt in his stomach as Ignis says these words to Luna. Even knowing it’s just roleplay and she’s loving every second of it, it still feels wrong to treat her like this. That feeling is completely devoured by the warm snugness of her throat and the swelling power in his chest as he watches black lines fall from her eyes. The makeup mixed with the tears drives him wild everytime he sees it.

“Are we clear?” He yanks backwards and pulls her head away from his member. They’re still connected by strings of saliva and pre as she gasps for air. Staring up at him with hazy eyes.

“Y…Yes, master.”

“Good. Resume servicing me, and this time do it yourself. It’s tiring to pull your head back and forth.”

With ragged breath she slowly tilts her head back down away from his eyes, staring at his erection. “Yes….sir.”

Without wasting another second she eagerly leans forward with her mouth open and presses her nose against his groin as she gags around the familiar intruder. Lifting her forelegs up the Princess wraps them around his waist for leverage as she begins fucking her own face. Moaning everytime a drop of pre lands on her tongue.

The sudden onslaught causes Ignis to squeeze his eyes shut as he sharply inhales through his teeth, making a hissing sound. “Oh, fuck. Good girl, embrace who you really are. No, what you really are.”

Several minutes pass and the sensations of her lips, tongue, and throat are enough to make the elf’s eyes roll up. But, combine that with the obscene sounds coming from the Goddess and the half lidded, out of focus eyes with makeup stained tear streaks running from them staring into his soul. It was all quickly piling up and Ignis knew he couldn’t hold out for too much longer.

“Stop.”

Instantly Luna pulls away. Her mouth hangs halfway open and she’s heated up so much that her breaths are visible in the air. She looks like she can barely hold her head up as she looks into his eyes while gasping for breath. Those half lidded hazy eyes convey a mixture of sadness and absolute contentment as she waits for his next order. “Was I inadequate, Master?”

Ah, so she was sad because she was ordered to stop. “No, you did well. Any longer and precious seed would’ve been wasted. Now you’ll have what you sought after all this time. Stand up, turn around, and put your face in the dirt.”

She closes her mouth with a dopey smile as she stands and obeys the commands. Ignis widens his eyes when she turns around and presents herself with her tail flagged. She’s so worked up that there’s strands of fluid connecting her lips every time she winks. There’s visible damp streaks and matted fur all around from her gushing while she serviced him.

Well it’d be rude to keep her waiting. Ignis thinks to himself as he steps up and grabs her dock with his left hand. After lining himself up and prodding her inferno of an entrance he takes his right hand and slaps it against her cutie mark. Luna lets out a squeak at the contact but her breath catches in her throat when she feels the prodding against her folds. She continues to hold her breath in anticipation as the seconds stretch on.

The Princess starts to make quiet but indignant whining sounds as she waits for her reward. “P-please…”

“Please what?”

“Master…please…”

“I don’t know what you want, Luna. I can’t read your mind.”

“Master can you please…. Please fuck me?” The elf hums in thought so she continues. “PLEASE! Rut me! Ruin me! Give me an heir! Your greedy slut needs it, so please Master… Ple- AHNN”

Interrupting her begging and pleading, Ignis yanks her backwards as he thrusts himself forward. He lets out a small groan as his hips slap against her rear and he’s completely enveloped in what feels like a volcano with a vice grip. Luna’s forelegs that were previously holding her head a few inches from the ground go completely limp, and her chin hits the dirt as her eyes roll up.

Her moans compete against the obscene sounds coming from behind her as flesh slaps tensed muscles. After just a few minutes the alicorn squeals as she soaks his groin and the ground in marecum. Her walls contract and coil around the invader relentlessly pounding against the entrance to her womb as she rides out the orgasm.

It’s almost too much to bear for the elf as he clenches his jaw and screws his eyes shut. His own grip on her tail and ass tighten as he continues to piston away. Just barely managing to hold out against the Goddess as she finally lets out a sigh and her squeals turn into rhythmic moans.

Ignis pulls himself out of the alicorn, much to her displeasure, and after a couple of seconds of confusion Luna yelps as her rear is suddenly lifted off of the ground. The rest of her body follows suit as she's unceremoniously flipped on her back and plopped onto the ground. Luna’s sanity is slowly returning to her as she begins to question what’s going on, but then she sees the look in his eyes.

The gaze looking down at her is not the one she is used to. It’s more primal, nearly feral, as the elf bares his teeth at her. All of her base instincts embedded in her gene’s from the prey animals of her ancestors start to scream as she focuses in on the exposed canine teeth. However, that only serves as fuel to the fire and she begins rapidly winking as her heart rate spikes.

Her hind legs start to tilt as her rear is lifted and her winking sex is angled to face up. The alicorn's breathing becomes ragged as her mind registers what position she’s now in. It’s one designed for depth and intensity.

He’s claiming me. Is all she can think as he squats down and lines himself up.

I’m being bred. Is all she thinks as the elf hilts himself in one smooth motion. Her mind goes completely blank and she screams as he instantly slips through the entrance to her inner chamber. Her screams are muffled as Ignis covers her mouth with his own, his tongue invading her mouth as he pistons into her cervix repeatedly.

The feeling of the tip of his cock constantly getting rubbed by the tight entrance to her womb combined with her entire sex trying to milk him for everything he’s worth as she repeatedly cums is nearly too much for the elf.

“Don’t worry Twilight, I’ll make sure you can see your friends as often as possible. I know this will be tough for you, but it’s for your own good. There’s no therapist qualified to handle what you’ve been through here in Ponyville.” The sound of a familiar alicorn quietly rings through the forest as Celestia and her student wander closer to the lewd scene.

Unfortunately Luna is utterly dominated and incoherent to even register the approaching voice, and Ignis is too lost in his primal instinct to breed as his peak is rapidly approaching.

“Luna, I wanted to come and see you before I left for Canterlot. I’m going to be bringing my student wit-” Any further words are lost as the pure white fur of the alicorn is quickly engulfed in scarlet. Twilight is not faring any better as both of them just stare in shock at the scene before them. “LUNA! HARMONY ABOVE PLEASE, How do I forget this?!”

The voice still doesn’t really register with either of the participants but they both vaguely feel their instincts tell them they’re being watched. Luna tilts her head back and heart shaped pupils make eye contact with her sister. Instantly the Princess is lucid as her heart rate spikes even further.

In a blind panic she attempts to pull herself away from the elf, but she’s completely pinned and locked into the mating press. “IGNIS! NOT IN FRONT OF MY SISTER-” Any further attempt to sway the elf dies in her throat as her vocal chords only produce moans and squeals.

Luna ignites her horn in an attempt to do anything to either catch his attention or separate the two but the magic is cut off as his hand snaps up and grabs her horn.

“Greater Invisibility.”

The elf and alicorn disappear entirely from view, and Celestia quickly stops using True Sight. “Ignis, ahn you can’t do hhhhnnng this. You can’t bree- Maker above, you can’t breed me infront of my sister! MMMM! Why does it feel even better?!”

Luna hears a low growl before feeling the elf bite down on her neck. Her eyes shrink to pinpricks and she releases a breathy silent scream as she feels his member start to throb and grow just a bit more. Oh Gods, this is really happening. Why is it so much hotter knowing my sister and her student are standing there, and they can hear all of this?!

The elfs cock impales her one last time, reaching as deep as possible, before unleashing a torrent of his seed. With so much force that Luna can feel it hit and splash against the back of her womb. The deep warmth spreads as he fills her up completely with throb after throb, and her eyes roll up one last time as she cums harder than she ever has before, sinking into unconsciousness with a content smile on her face.

Unbeknownst to either of them, while their primal act may have been hidden from view thanks to magic. His claiming of her inner depths was not. Celestia and Twilight both watch as the thick baby batter appears in the middle of the air. Twilight's tail flags while Celestia just widens her eyes, completely disturbed. Yet, for some reason she just can’t look away.

"So that's what a mating press looks like..." Twilight mutters out as her blush grows.

They watch as the life giving fluid splashes against something invisible as it starts to pool up and fill the invisible alicorn. After a second passes they clearly make out the shape of Luna’s womb as the semen starts to rise up with nowhere left to go. Another second passes and the combination of both of their fluids has filled every crevice of Luna’s greedy pussy. To the point that it even traced the outline of the member impaling her.

It’s only when she is completely full and the thick white fluid starts to run down her flank that Celestia finally overcomes the complete shock of the situation and she teleports herself and her student away from the scene.

Luna then awakens from her multi-second lapse of consciousness, and instantly moans as her senses are assaulted. She tilts her head up and stares at the floating jizz currently occupying her inner chamber. The alicorn has a mini-orgasm as the elf pulls himself out of her battered and abused sex, both of them becoming visible again.

Ignis releases the pin on his lover and lets out a sigh as her rear slaps against the ground and Luna falls to the side completely limp and out of breath. A steady stream of white running out of her and pooling on the ground against her flank.

The elf wipes his forehead with the back of his hand as he lays down on his back right next to Luna. Both of the exhausted creatures just stare into each other's eyes as they try to catch their breath. “I can’t believe you just did that. I don’t know how I’m going to look either of them in the eye again after that, Ignis.”

“Shit, Twilight looked like she wanted to join in at the end there. I wonder if it was the overwhelming smell of sex that flagged her tail or if it was watching you get completely filled while cumming your brains out.”

They both laugh at the absurd situation, and Ignis reaches out and pulls Luna close. She lays there cradled between his arm and his body, her neck resting on his shoulder as she brushes against his chin before turning slightly so she can rub the side of her face against his. “Turn onto your side, Ignis.”

The elf glances at her with a completely exhausted look before silently complying and turns onto his side so they're facing each other. “Now come closer.”

He leans forward and reaches out to brush his hand against her cheek as his lips slightly part, readying for a kiss. “Wait, that’s not it. I want to show you how us ponies share a truly intimate moment. Just stay right there, and breathe.”

Ignis complies and stares into her eyes lovingly. Then he feels it, her warm breath lands against his face as he inhales and slowly exhales. After a few seconds of this he feels an unnatural calmness radiate over him as his pupils dilate. Everything else fades away as just the two of them lay there, isolated from all of existence. “This is breath sharing. How is it?”

“I feel calm, and like nothing else matters aside from this moment. I feel…you.” He almost whispers the reply from how calm he is. Almost falling asleep on the spot.

“Exactly.”

“Sorry to ruin the moment, but I just need to let you know that I don’t think I can do that very often Luna.”

“What? Breath sharing?”

“No, no, haha sorry. I can’t treat you like that very often. I felt so bad…it felt so wrong to be that way towards you. I can tell you really enjoyed that, and I did too, don’t get me wrong. But, the entire time there was just this gut twisting feeling of guilt. I think I just love you too much. I can’t stand to see you being treated like that…even if I’m the one doing it.”

Luna gives him a smile that makes his chest feel like it’s melting, it’s such a pure smile. “That’s okay, Ignis. I’m happy that you were willing to do that for me, and even happier to hear you say that. I love you too. But, you know you can be domineering and commanding without degrading me, right? I'll admit I enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would, but I just like hearing you with authority in your voice. Like for just a little while I'm not a Princess in charge of thousands, just a mare that's subservient to her stallion.”

He smiles and wraps his arms around her. "Yeah I guess that's true. I can try that for you some other time." Pressing their bodies together tightly as he peppers her neck and chin with kisses. His mind goes blank as he drinks in the feeling of her soft fur pressing against so much of himself. “Hmm? What’s this? Even for you this is an extreme level of cuddles.” Luna asks with a hint of amusement in her tired voice.

“I need this.” Ignis just bluntly admits as he nuzzles his face into her fur. “We’ve both been through alot this week. I just want you. I want this to last forever. Also, worshiping you like this is washing away the guilt of throwing off your crown and claiming you as my personal slut. Do you not like it? I can stop.”

“Don’t you dare. You’re right, I need this too.” With a flash of her horn she cleans the bodily fluids on her lower half before leaning into Ignis and rolling him onto his back. She lays completely on top of him and drapes her head down next to his, rubbing cheeks with the elf. Then she pulls away and smiles down at him before locking lips with him once more.

She lets out a satisfied hum as he starts to run his hand through her mane with one hand and scratches behind her ear and down her neck with the other. “I don’t know if I can ever live without having somepony with hands. These fingers are far too capable.”

“Well as long as nothing goes sideways I plan on spending forever with you. My body is close to becoming ageless, I can feel it. So, I hope you don’t get bored of me after a few thousand years.”

“I can’t even imagine a world where that could happen.” This time Ignis is the one with a pure smile on his face as he just absentmindedly rubs his hands all along the alicorn's barrel.

After a few minutes of intimate silence, Luna finally speaks up again. “Seriously though Ignis, what in the world possessed you to do THAT in front of my sister and her student? I really don’t know what she’s going to do the next we see her.”

“I’m sorry, but I couldn’t care less. I was already past the point of no return, at that point not even Harmony could’ve pulled me out of you. Call me Excalibur.”

“What?”

“Sorry, human reference. Excalibur was a legendary sword that was allegedly stuck in the ground. It was only removable by a single man, who would then have the qualification to become king. However, in later tellings of the story the sword drawn from the stone is unnamed and actually gets broken soon after. Then that king is given the real Excalibur from The Lady of the Lake. So I’m saying at that moment I was also a legendary sword, incapable of being pulled from the “stone” hahaha. Stupid joke, sorry I have a very rudimentary sense of humor when I’m exhausted.”

After looking befuddled for a second, Luna breaks out into a series of giggles. “That is…exceptionally silly, Ignis.”

He lets out a chuckle before leaning up and kissing her again. After a few seconds Luna pulls away and speaks up. “So…what do you wanna do now?”

Ignis looks offended at the question. “Fucking nothing. I’m going to lay here with my arms wrapped around the pony lying on top of me until one of us is forced to get up for whatever reason.”

“I suppose that’s not a bad way to spend the rest of the evening.” Luna smiles down at the elf before giving the elf a deep kiss.