Cards against Humanity
Round One
Load Full StoryNext Chapter"So, what's this game you wanted to show us?", Bon Bon asked,plopping down onto Derpys bed next to Lyra.
"Cards against Humanity", Sunset replied after stealing some popcorn from Vinyls bowl and tossing it in her mouth.
"I've heard of this game, I think. Gets pretty damn wild", Vinyl said smirking.
"That it does, that it does", Sunset said laughing.
Derpy pushed open her bedroom door, carrying boxes of donuts, Octavia and Raindrops following, each carrying bags of chips and pop and other various foods.
Sunset jumped up,"Do you need help with any of that love", she asked Derpy who shook her head with smile.
"I think I got it," Derpy replied.
"Didja get my sour gummy worms", Vinyl asked eagerly. She received a bag hitting her in the face, knocking her over.
"You could have just handed them to me, Tavi," Vinyl grumbled, ripping open the bag.
"And where is the fun in that?", Octavia replied.
Raindrops looked around Derpys room at her friend's, Lyra laying her head on Bon Bon's lap, playing on her phone, Vinyl tossing gummy worms into her mouth while Derpy and Octavia started setting the snacks down around the room.
"So did we miss anything?", Octavia asked, finishing helping Derpy with the food.
"Sunset wants to play a card game, Humanity against Cards or something", Lyra replied nonchalantly, continuing to play a music game on her phone.
"Cards against Humanity", Sunset corrected. "And yes, I think you all will enjoy it, especially Lyra and Vinyl".
"Fuck it, why not I'm in", Raindrops said after sitting down next the outlet in the wall, struggling to get her charger cord plugged into the charging block. "Why are these damn things so annoying", she grumbled.
"Really dear, is that language necessary", Octavia glared at Raindrops.
"Please Tavi, don't act like you've never sworn before", Vinyl scoffed rolling her eyes.
"I haven't!", the other girl replied indignantly.
"That's not what I heard the other night", Vinyl retorted smirking.
"Ooh what happened the other night?", Bon Bon teased, putting her book down and raised an eyebrow at the two girls, smiling.
"Nothing at all happened, I just-", Octavia tried to say before Vinyl interrupted her. "She broke a cello string while trying to play and yelled son of a bitch loud enough for everyone in the house to hear", Vinyl chuckled.
"I've done it!", Raindrops yelled excitedly after getting her charger to plug together. She turned bright red when she saw all the girls looking at her. "Are we gonna play this card game or are we just gonna talk about random stuff all night?", she asked Sunset, in an attempt to get the attention off of her.
"Yes, I was gonna get the deck right now, they are in my backpack in the living room", Sunset answered. "I'll be right back". She got up and disappeared into the hallway.
"So Derpy", Octavia turned her attention to her friend, who busy eating a blueberry muffin. "How are you and Sunset doing?".
Derpy, got off guard, turned slightly red while trying to swallow a bit of muffin, "We're doing all right", she replied shyly.
"Good, I'm glad to hear that", Octavia nodded happily for her friend.
"Has any of her former friends tried to contact her recently?, Raindrops inquired, staring at Derpy.
"Not to my knowledge, they haven't", Derpy replied, rubbing her chin in thought. "Fluttershy tried to a few weeks ago saying she was super sorry and wanted her to call her, Sunset just straight up blocked her Hoofbook account".
"Well the girl has been through enough damn drama as is", Bon Bon spoke up, having picked up her romance novel again. "They should respect her space and wishes, especially after what they all did".
All the girls in the room nodded, while Raindrops reached for a chocolate donut.
"All right I'm back took longer to find the deck than I expected", Sunset announced while popping back into the room.
"About time", Vinyl rolled her eyes. "I've been here for ageeees."
"Vinyl, you've been here for three hours", Octavia pointed out.
"Exactly! Ages, I'm telling ya", Vinyl retorted sticking her tongue out at Octavia.
"All right, we all gotta get in a circle to play this. We each get eight cards because I like even numbers", Sunset begain to explain as the others formed a circle, as she began to pass out cards around the circle. "So each person will take a turn reading from a black card that has a prompt on it and the ones who arent reading a prompt has to pick the funniest answer from their hand of cards", she continued, tapping on a deck of black cards she set on the floor. "Who ever had the most Awesome Points at the end of the game is the winner".
"Sounds easy enough", Bon Bon commented, while the others nodded.
"Who goes first?", Derpy asked.
"Raindrops can go first I guess", Sunset replied while the girl she mentioned nodded her agreement.
Raindrops reached out and picked up a black card and began to read," Blank, kid tested and mother approved".
"Alright now close you eyes so you can't see who puts down a card and we will tell you when to open", Sunset instructed while Raindrops closed her eyes.
After looking over their cards and hearing Lyra and Vinyl snickering at the cards in their hand, each girl slide over a card and Raindrops was told to open her eyes.
"Alright, first card says, that ass, kid tested and mother approved", Raindrops read.
"That was fucking lame", Vinyl cut in.
"Next card says, jumping on a homeless womens structure till it collapses, kid tested and mother approved", Raindrops laughed quietly to herself.
"Puberty, kid tested and mother approved ", Raindrops rolled her eyes. "What fucking mother approves of puberty, that shit is the worst".
"I haven't got the faintest clue", Octavia said, looking away.
"Two midgets shitting in a bucket, kid tested and mother approved", Raindrops snorted out laughing.
"What the fuck", Sunset burst out laughing choking on a donut.
"Actually getting shot for real, kid tested and mother approved", Raindrops read.
"Stomping on a quails spinal cord, kid tested and mother approved", Raindrops coughed out. "That's awful". "Gandalf, kid tested and mother approved". She finished off reading the cards placed in front of her.
"I feel the jumping on on a homeless womens structure till it collapses, kid tested and mother approved is the funniest, who had that card?"
Lyra raised her hand while Raindrops slid the card over to her. "Good round", Sunset commented. "You have one Awesome Point,Lyra".
"I gotta take a piss", Vinyl said and abruptly stood up and headed for the door.
"Thanks for sharing", Bon Bon said dryly.
"Alright I guess we can take a quick break while we wait for her to return", Sunset commented.
"Raindrops, why couldn't Cloudkicker join us?",Octavia questioned the girl sitting across from her. "She's visiting her dad in Maretropolis, she'll be back next week" the yellow girl replied.
Raindrops and Cloudkicker have been dating for a few months and were among the most well liked couple of canterlot high school alongside Lyra and Bon Bon. The four of them did everything together and it hurt Raindrops to be playing a game she knew her vulgar girlfriend would have loved but she knew there was always more opportunities in the future. The only two who weren't dating(according to everyone except Derpy) was Vinyl and Octavia but she knew better after they secretly confided in her. She hated to keep any secrets from her friends, especially Sunset but she was a loyal friend and knew they'd tell the others when they were ready.
Derpy and Raindrops were pulled out of their musings by Lyra yelling their names.
"Sorry what I wasn't paying attention," Derpy said sheepishly.
"Bon Bon asked you two to pass her the sprite, like five times", Lyra said.
"Oh sorry", Raindrops said, handing a two liter over to the cream colored girl.
"Thank you, thank you", Bon Bon smiled and took a sip.
Author's Note
Alright, I'll keep score of Awesome Points down here.
Lyra: One
BonBon: Zero
Sunset: Zero
Derpy: Zero
Raindrops: Zero
Vinyl: Zero
Octavia: Zero
